My Beloved Concubine Only Wants to Eat Melons

The moment Yan Shu heard the news, she felt a mess in her mind.

【what? 】

[Intersex? ? ? 】

[Dongwa actually gave this to the emperor? ? ? 】

[Why are they doing this! ! 】

But the system said very calmly, [Don't mention it, the royal family of Dongwa is very perverted, and they have been doing this in recent years, and their monarch has raised several of them himself. Didn't they inquire again that the emperor had never had a child in the past three years and had never entered the harem, so they judged others by themselves, thinking that the emperor might be as perverted as they were, so they sent these two over. 】

Yan Shu is about to vomit blood, what kind of self-criticism is this?

Speaking of it, the emperor is quite pitiful, but he has been cheated by that unreliable father and has been incapable of personnel for three years. How could he be turned into a perverted state by those East Japanese people?

But speaking of it, she only thought that intersex people were only found in later generations, so why do they exist now?

But I heard the system say, [It's still the same sentence, after all, the monarch of a certain country has changed his mind, and the people under him specially developed a drug to cultivate this kind of person in order to please him. 】

Yan Shu,【…】

Well, it really has changed.

[But the question is, aren't they afraid that Emperor Liang won't take this bite? To send this kind of person all the way? ! 】

The system snorted, and said, 【You are still too naive, these people have all gone through very professional training, and many of them simply can't stand it. Besides, even if the emperor didn't touch them, putting them into the harem would still be a hidden danger! After all, they are essentially male. 】

Yanshu, […]

Is it so hard to plan to ask these two sneaks to give the emperor a green hat?

Huh...disgusting.

As one of the harem, Yan Shu couldn't help getting goosebumps all over her body.

Unexpectedly, this is not over yet, but the system said again, [Besides, these two people are not ordinary, they are both masters who have undergone domestic fighting training, and their skills are very good. 】

Master?

Yan Shu was taken aback, 【Could it be that they are still planning to assassinate? 】

System, [Almost, haven't you heard that in recent years, the Eastern Japanese invaded the southeast coastal defenses of Daliang repeatedly, and were ordered by the emperor to counterattack severely, so that they killed and injured many people, so they had to seek peace. Do you think they came here to celebrate the emperor's birthday sincerely this time? 】

Yan Shu suddenly realized.

So the purpose of the Eastern Wa Kingdom is to mess up Daliang no matter what.

It really is wolfish ambition!

After scolding that certain country's monarch several times in her heart, Yan Shu remembered a very important question.

—

How did the emperor plan for these two "beauties"?

Yu Wenlan, "???"

How else could he plan?

He is furious right now!

——The Eastern Japanese, always come to invade the southeast coast when the weather is warm, so in the past few years, he has stepped up his efforts to train sailors and build seawalls. The opponent subdues.

But this time, he wanted to have a good negotiation with the other party, but he didn't expect that the other party would do this to him.

Even if it is a normal woman, it is absolutely impossible for him to enter the harem.

What's more, he just heard about this situation from Yan Shu.

What?

Bisexual? ? ?

Hey! This Dongwo is so absurd and insults him so much! !

Yu Wenlan was full of anger, and for the first time in his life, he couldn't hide his emotions. He said to the Dongwa waiter in a cold voice, "As long as your country is sincere about the covenant, Daliang will treat it with sincerity. I don’t want it anymore, you can take it back and give it to your king.”

As soon as these words came out, the palace was full of surprises.

Regardless of the guests of Fanbang or the ministers of Daliang, they all heard the disgust in the words.

— that's strange! What the other party sent was just a beauty, and judging by her appearance, she was very beautiful. Not only did the king not want it, but he was also angry?

Why?

Yan Shu also looked surprised, what's the situation with this person? It's fine if you don't want beauties, but you're still angry?

However, when he was in a daze, he saw the emperor addressing the people in the palace again, "Please come out?"

The palace people should be so, so they invited the two "beauties" out.

It was finally quieter in front of him, Yu Wenlan was still angry, so he picked up the wine glass and drank a glass of wine.

Unexpectedly, she heard Yan Shu's disappointed voice in her heart, 【Just go out like this? I haven't had time to see what it looks like...]

Yu Wenlan, "???"

The minister of Honglu Temple promptly invited everyone to toast, and ordered the singing and dancing to follow quickly. Except for the envoys from the Eastern Japanese Empire who were not very happy, they quickly

The excitement resumed.

~~

The banquet has been lively for two hours. Seeing the bright moon moving westward, it was getting late, and finally the curtain came to an end.

The king and his concubine left the table first, and all the guests also left the palace.

Yu Wenlan drank wine tonight, and was considerate of her concubine's pregnancy, so she specially passed on the imperial chariot.

There was no one else in the carriage, and when Yu Wenlan closed his eyes to rest, he only heard the girl's voice in his ear, 【Why was he angry just now? After all, he probably didn't know that those two were "that kind of people"? Is it simply because you hate that Japanese country? So he also hates those two "beauties"? 】

Yu Wenlan nodded inwardly, there was indeed this factor.

She clicked her tongue again, 【If this is from another country, such as Rouran Gaoli, will he accept it? 】

Yu Wenlan opened his eyes, "???"

What's the matter!

She thought those foreigners would send beauties to Daliang for no reason? But they all had the same idea as that of Dongwo!

It's just that he probably isn't as...changed as Dongwa!

Yes, it was the word, she seemed to have used it before.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help feeling angry again, but at this moment, I heard her say, "Your Majesty, I have something to report to you, I hope you will not be frightened."

Yu Wenlan asked, "What's the matter?"

But I heard her say, "Actually, the two Dongwo intends to dedicate to you today... are not normal women. They are both male and female. In some places, they are called..."shemale".

Yu Wenlan pretended to be surprised, "There is such a thing? Is Dongwo so ridiculous?"

...But this title is somewhat appropriate.

Then she nodded and said, "That's true, so it's a good thing that His Majesty rejected them tonight. But I want to know, if other countries offer you normal women, would you want them?"

As he spoke, he stared at him with probing eyes.

Yu Wenlan couldn't help smiling, and said, "Do you want me to ask for it?"

But seeing her pouted all of a sudden, she said, "How could the concubine decide that? Even if the concubine doesn't want it, you may not want it."

Yu Wenlan was intentionally noncommittal, and only raised her eyebrows and said, "Is I so contemptible in your heart?"

But she saw her take a deep breath, lowered her eyes and said, "I dare not."

Yu Wenlan couldn't help stretching out her hand to pinch her chin, and said, "You are clearly very daring. If I really brought other women into the harem, I'm afraid you would have scolded me so many times as a scumbag."

Yan Shu was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Where would it be? Your Majesty thinks too badly about his concubines..."

But she said in her heart, [The guess is really accurate, but I'm afraid it's not just as simple as scolding him, she will also write him in the script to be criticized morally, and then take the cub to live her own life behind closed doors, never ignore him! snort! 】

Yu Wenlan, "..."

Why hum? He didn't do it!

He could only sigh, took her hand, and said, "Even if there are three thousand weak waters, I will only take one ladle to drink."

After the words fell, she was taken aback.

Looking at him with a pair of eyes, he said in his heart, "Is he... talking about love?"

Yu Wenlan smiled convincingly, thinking that it seems that love words should be properly spoken.

Look at her fascinated.

Unexpectedly, in the next moment, she heard her say in her heart, [By the way, write a storybook quickly tomorrow, and take a good look at the absurd things about the king of the Eastern Japan! Anyway, it's from a foreign country, so if you write it out, you won't be afraid that someone will check it out! Hehe, readers who want to come to me must really want to read it! 】

Yu Wenlan, "???"

Not talking about love, why did you suddenly jump here?

And why do you have to write it into a storybook! !

He couldn't help but said, "Prenatal education is still very important. After all, it is my first child. From tomorrow onwards, I will arrange people to read to you. Let's start with the Four Books and Five Classics."

After the words fell, Yan Shu was dumbfounded, "What? No, no, no, I want to hear..."

However, before he finished speaking, he said in a deep voice, "This is an imperial decree,"

Yanshu, "..."

Before he could speak, he added, "It's not necessary, just listen to it for a quarter of an hour every day. If it's not enough, you can add some Tang poetry and Song poetry, so as to cultivate your sentiment."

Yanshu, "..."

Damn, is this prenatal education for the baby, or is it teaching her?

Why do you have to be forced to study when you have to become a mother!

Woohoo.

~~

Forced by the imperial power, Yan Shu had to obey orders.

So early the next morning, I heard the "Book of Songs" recited to her by Guozijian Jijiu himself.

Master Jijiu was very conscientious, after reading the original text, he explained it to her carefully, in case she didn't understand something.

Yan Shu forced a smile on her face, and gave Mr. Jijiu a pen as a thank you.

Today is the Changning Festival, which is also the emperor's birthday. After the class, Yan Shu hurriedly packed her clothes and accompanied the emperor to the Palace of Compassion and Ning to salute the Empress Dowager.

After all, it is often said that "a son's birthday is a bitter day for his mother", although the queen mother is not the emperor's biological mother, she has worked hard to raise her for many years.

After the ceremony, Yu Wenlan bid farewell to the Queen Mother and went to Qianming Palace as there were still ministers waiting to pay homage to the king.

Yan Shu heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that her boss, the empress dowager, was kind, and finally she was able to talk to her about something new.

The Queen Mother was actually waiting for her, and when the emperor left, she immediately abandoned everyone and asked her, "I heard that the Eastern Japanese envoys presented beauties to His Majesty last night, but His Majesty was angry and kicked them out, why?

Yan Shu could only lie on behalf of the emperor again, "Because Your Majesty is wise and powerful, I learned in advance that those two beauties are not normal women, they are the kind of... male and female... people specially raised by the Eastern Japanese royal family."

Tsk, afraid of scaring the Queen Mother, she purposely slowed down her speech.

But the queen mother was also taken aback and said, "There is such a thing? The Dongwo is so absurd and shameless? Isn't this an obvious insult to our leaders? They should be kicked out!"

Yan Shu hurriedly said yes, and then comforted, "Don't worry, your majesty. Your majesty said that they will be driven back after the Changning Festival is over. Regarding other political matters, I will not compromise with them anyway."

The queen mother nodded, and sighed, "This Japanese country has always been determined to kill me! It must not be underestimated, as long as your majesty knows."

Yan Shu hurriedly nodded.