My Bloodthirty Husband is So Gentle

101: Master Sheng's thirty-six tricks to coax her boyfriend

"Then close your eyes and count to a hundred. You can open your eyes only after I have hidden them."

"Yeah." Xie Dang immediately closed his eyes obediently, and then began to count, "One, two, three, four...fifteen, sixteen, seventeen...thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine... Seventy-eight, seventy—"

Then there was no sound.

Jiang Jiusheng breathed a sigh of relief, and finally fell asleep. She looked at the phone, it was out of battery, and she didn't know when it turned off automatically.

"Sister Jing, what time is it?"

Song Jing glanced at her watch: "It's past half past nine."

It's so late.

Jiang Jiusheng was a little anxious: "Sister Jing, put me on the side of the road, I'll ask Xiao Qiao to pick me up."

Song Jing disagreed: "How about that, I'll send you back to the apartment after I get Xie Dang back." She is an entertainer, and she might be secretly photographed if she throws it on the street at night.

But Jiang Jiusheng insisted: "Sister Jing, I have something urgent."

Song Jing stopped at the side when she heard the words, and asked, "What's the hurry?"

Jiang Jiusheng thought for a while: "My dog ​​hasn't been fed yet."

Song Jing: "..."

Afterwards, Jiang Jiusheng borrowed Song Jing's cell phone, called Xiao Qiao, and sent her location.

Thirty minutes later, outside the Yujing Yinwan community, the lights were from far to near, and it was a silver-gray nanny car, which stopped at the gate of the community.

"Wow!"

Jiang Bomei recognized the car, shaking her hair and calling out happily several times.

Jiang Jiusheng got out of the car, and in the dim night, he saw a person and a dog standing under the street lamp, with the light behind their backs, stretching the shadow obliquely.

She ran over, her pace was a little anxious, she gasped slightly and said, "Sorry, my phone is out of battery."

Shi Jin shook his head, wiped her sweat with the handkerchief he carried with him, and took the bag in her hand. He didn't speak, Jun Lang's outline was a little tense.

Jiang Jiusheng waved to Xiao Qiao in the car, and he naturally took Shi Jin's hand. His fingertips touched the back of his hand, which was icy cold. Jiang Jiusheng asked, "Have you been waiting for a long time?"

Shi Jin shook his head: "No."

"Wow!"

Jiang Bomei at his feet barked twice. He was suffering from hunger and cold, and his thick legs were numb. He wanted to urge his mother to go back quickly.

Shi Jin glanced at it.

"!" It didn't dare to do anything wrong again.

Shi Jin took her hand on her arm, interlocked his fingers, put it in his pocket, lowered his head to kiss her, but suddenly stopped: "Have you been drinking?"

Jiang Jiusheng felt guilty: "A little bit."

About a dozen cups? Twenty cups?

Shi Jin frowned slightly, with a slightly serious expression: "Shengsheng, you are still on your period, so you can't drink."

She nodded obediently.

On the way back, Shi Jin didn't speak again.

When he arrived at his apartment, Jiang Jiusheng still held onto his hand and shook it twice: "Are you angry?"

Shi Jin shook his head: "No."

Then why don't you talk?

He let go of her hand, still in a good temper: "The medicinal food is already cold, I'll go and warm it up for you."

As usual, except that he doesn't hold her eyes anymore.

Jiang Jiusheng stood at the kitchen door and watched for a while, Shi Jin was warming the soup inside, and the trash can beside him was full of food.

Sure enough, angry.

Jiang Jiusheng thought about it for a while, and said, "I'll go home and wash up first." By the way, he thought about how to coax her home doctor.

Shi Jin turned his back on his back, the movements of his hands froze for a moment, but he still didn't speak.

Jiang Jiusheng didn't say anything else, went to the balcony and poured half a bowl of dog food for Bomei, mixed it with a cup of skimmed milk powder, and then went back to the apartment.

Jiang Bomei, who was pretending to be dead in the kennel, smelled it, and immediately stood up vigorously, dragging the dog bowl to the kennel while having fun.

Woohoo!

It's still the mother who loves the dog the most!

Jiang Jiusheng had just returned home, before she finished changing her clothes, the doorbell rang. She put on a casual sweater, tied up her hair, and walked to the entrance to open the door.

It was Shi Jin, still wearing a pure white apron, not waiting for Jiang Jiusheng to speak.

He spoke first: "Shengsheng, it's my fault."

"..."

Jiang Jiusheng was completely stunned.

She had never seen Shi Jin like this, unlike the usual elegant and noble, a little overly careful.

His eyes were a little confused, and he spoke quickly: "I shouldn't have interfered with your social life too much, I was ill-considered." His voice lowered, "I also poured out the food I cooked for you."

Oh, he thought she was angry.

"I apologize to you." Shi Jin looked into her eyes, wanted to hold her hand, but seemed to be concerned about something, hanging in the air, his movements were a little stiff.

For some reason, Jiang Jiusheng felt that Shi Jin was a little afraid of her, perhaps because she indulged too much, and it became panic, especially during conflicts.

She led him into the house, stood on the steps of the porch, exactly as tall as Shi Jin, raised her hand, hugged his neck, and explained to him: "I'm not angry, I just wanted to coax him You." After all, she was the one who came home late, and it was her fault.

As soon as she finished speaking, Shi Jin's gloomy eyebrows disappeared, and his white lips were slowly drawn in a small arc. He raised his hand and put it on her waist.

Said: "It's because I didn't do a good job, so I don't need to coax."

Graceful and personable, he makes concessions, right or wrong.

Jiang Jiusheng felt a little regretful. She had just checked the Internet for thirty-six tricks to coax her boyfriend, and she planned to follow suit.

Shi Jin also said: "If we have a dispute in the future, I will admit my mistake first, just don't let me find you."

Good temper, impeccable self-cultivation.

Jiang Jiusheng chuckled: "Then you're at a loss."

Shi Jin also thought about it seriously: "Then you coax me."

Good and sensible.

Jiang Jiusheng agreed by accident.

Shi Jin smiled, waiting for her next words.

She recalled the Thirty-Six Strategies she had just seen, and slowly lowered her hand from his neck to rest on his shoulder, and then paused.

Shi Jin looked down at her with a faint smile, his eyes were gentler than the night.

She looked up and said, "This is taught online."

After saying that, she pushed hard, pressed Shi Jin's shoulders with her hand, and pressed him against the wall. She puffed up, raised her feet, and pressed her lips to Shi Jin's lips. Without any hesitation, she stuck out the tip of her tongue and slid into Between his lips and tongue, he gnawed without skill.

It is said on the Internet that men occasionally need stimulation and suppression.

Jiang Jiusheng was fortunate that she had practiced Sanda and was stronger than the average woman, otherwise the word suppression would be really difficult.

Shi Jin smiled.

She looked up, glanced at him, then lowered her head and bit his lips: "Don't laugh at me."

He really stopped smiling, obediently lowered his head, put his face close to her, put his hands on her waist, and supported her with a little force: "It will be easier to kiss this way."

Jiang Jiusheng: "..."

What about suppression?

She blushed and bit Shi Jin's chin.

Shi Jin smiled, and didn't bother her anymore, went to the living room to get her coat, led her to his side, and suddenly said, "Sorry."

Jiang Jiusheng didn't understand: "Why do you apologize?"

Shi Jin said softly: "I care too much about you, I will pay attention in the future."

She doesn't like quarrels and arguments,

I don't like him losing his temper,

Do not like mania and violence.

He remembered all these, but he still couldn't restrain his emotions. Fortunately, her mobile phone was turned off. He didn't know how many times he called her, and he almost lost control over and over again.

He warned himself countless times, don't scare her, don't press her every step of the way, don't even give her a little room to breathe.

She smiled at him without any malice, and said, "You are my boyfriend, you can take care of me."

Shi Jin narrowed his eyes, covering his eyes with thoughts, and after a while, he said, "Shengsheng."

"Um?"

"Is it okay to quit drinking?"

Jiang Jiusheng: "..."

It is very difficult. She likes wine and pursues that kind of carefree and exciting.

Seeing that she didn't answer, Shi Jin changed another one, as if discussing with her: "Then quit smoking?"

"..."

It's even more unlikely that she might be crazy not to smoke while she's writing her songs.

She put it more tactfully: "Yes, it's a little difficult."

Shi Jin said patiently, "We can take our time."

"..."

Jiang Jiusheng thought to himself, it's over, he pushed himself into the pit.

Shi Jin smiled and went to the kitchen to serve her soup without poking her.

"The prescription of the medicinal food was given by Dr. Han. It is very useful for treating dysmenorrhea. I put a lot of honey and red dates. It shouldn't be bitter. You can drink some to cushion your stomach."

Jiang Jiusheng obediently sat down to drink the soup, still immersed in the fear of quitting smoking and drinking.

Shi Jin went to the kitchen to fetch supper again.

In the middle of eating, Jiang Jiusheng suddenly remembered something, hesitated for a while, and looked up at Shi Jin: "Do you have a patient named Cao Xu?"

"Yeah." Shi Jin took out a wet towel, wiped the soup stains on her fingers, and asked her in a normal way, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Jiusheng shook his head again: "It's nothing."

She didn't want him to be involved in the intrigues of the entertainment industry, not to mention, if the matter of Cao Xu had really been handled by him, there was no doubt that Shi Jin couldn't ignore the matter about her.

She didn't talk anymore, Shi Jin didn't ask, she ate supper quietly, and he quietly brought food for her.

Jiang Jiusheng didn't have the habit of eating at night, and he just wanted to taste it at first, but when Jin was so good at cooking, he was a little full, so he suggested to wash the dishes, so that he could digest his food.

"There is a dishwasher." Shi Jin got up to clean up the dishes, and said, "Go for a walk around the house, if you still feel uncomfortable, I'll take you down for a walk."

She said yes, follow Shi Jin and watch him tidy up,

Shi Jin does everything slowly, and his movements are always graceful and beautiful. Even such trivial things as housework, which are extremely smoky, he does are pleasing to the eye.

"Shi Jin," Jiang Jiusheng said, "you pick a time to teach me how to cook."

Shi Jin washed his hands with the faucet on, over and over again, and turned around: "Want to learn?"

"Yeah." She said, "I can make it for you after I learn it."

Shi Jin wiped his hands with a clean white towel, and walked up to Jiang Jiusheng: "No need to learn." He said, "I know enough for our family."

our home.

Jiang Jiusheng felt that it was very pleasing to the ear, and he was in a happy mood. He wanted to tease the dog: "Bomei, come here to mom."

In the kennel, Jiang Bomei heard her mother's call, and Sa Yazi was about to run over. Jiang Jiusheng smiled and opened her hands.

Shi Jin pulled her back: "Shengsheng, it hasn't bathed, so don't hug it, it's dirty."

Jiang Bomei stopped suddenly: "..."

Its father is so insidious!

Let's talk about a certain drunk that got drunk that night.

Halfway through the car, the assistant Xiao Jin had something to arrange temporarily. Song Jing was driving, and she ran over something, and the car body shook. Unfortunately, the shaking woke up Xie Dang in the back seat, and opened a pair of still drunk eyes. , looked at his 'Throne' and 'Jiangshan'.

Rubbing his eyes, he asked, "Where's Shengsheng?"

Song Jing turned her head: "Are you sober?"

He asked, "Where is my Shengsheng?"

Oh, I didn't wake up.

Song Jing didn't bother to talk to him.

Xie Dang slammed on the car window, and ordered like a grandfather: "Stop! I'm going to find Shengsheng!"

Song Jingniao didn't care about him.

non-stop, right?

Xie Dang squinted his eyes hard, collected himself, staggered to the button of the car window, rolled down the car window, and then poked his head out.

Song Jing glanced in the rearview mirror and almost had a heart attack. No matter how good her temper was, she couldn't help but growl: "You're crazy!"

Xie Dang gave her a nasal voice: "Huh!"

Ancestors!

Song Jing had no choice but to pull over and stop the car. Before the car stopped, the ancestor behind opened the door, staggered out of the car, and then found an open space on the side of the road, and he squatted down.

Song Jing looked around, but fortunately the road was remote and there were no people there, so she hurried over and asked Xie Dang, "Why are you squatting here?"

Xie Dang hugged his own and said, "I am a mushroom."

"..."

Song Jing heard Mo Bing say in private that Jiang Jiusheng is also a mushroom when drunk, where did he learn this? Could it be that they are all from Master Xie?

"Get up," Song Jing pulled him, "I'll take you back."

Xie Dang shook off her hand: "I'm a mushroom and can't move." After thinking for a while, he said, "Sheng Sheng has to pull to get up."

Song Jing's lungs were almost exploding, so she took a deep breath to suppress the fire, then loosened her hair, covered her face, and imitated Jiang Jiusheng's voice of smoking and drinking: "I'm Shengsheng."

Xie Dang raised his head, glanced at it, then gave him a disgusted look, and a very dissatisfied tone, and said willfully: "You old aunt, my Shengsheng is taller and thinner than you, and my skin is whiter than yours. , the eyes are bigger than yours, the nose is taller than yours, and the mouth is redder than yours!"

Song Jing: "..." She went over and kicked Xie Dang's sneakers, and became furious, "Damn, if you have the ability, go and confess your love!"

The big wolf dog that was baring its teeth and claws just a second ago, with its head drooping and eyelids drooping, turned into a desperate little milk dog in seconds.

He said: "I dare not." He was discouraged, a little bit wronged and angry, and said, "Shengsheng looks at me exactly the same as Tangyuan."

Tang Yuan is Xie Dang's erha, his character is carved out of the same mold as Xie Dang, and he has extremely serious princess disease. Xie Dang's current appearance is very similar to the glutinous rice balls that were punished to stand after doing something wrong.

Song Jing hit him mercilessly: "You are wrong, the glutinous rice balls are much more favored than you."

Xie Dang glared at her: "Fart!" He flaunted righteously, "Sheng Sheng said my natural curly hair is better than the dog hair of glutinous rice balls!"

I am very proud to have won a dog.

Song Jing just wanted to roll her eyes, but she was impatient and pulled him: "Get up."

Xie Dang hugged the electric pole on the side of the road: "I am a mushroom." He did not let go, "I have to pull Sheng Sheng to get up."

grass!

I really want to scold my mother! Song Jing gritted her teeth and endured it: "You wait here, I'll go and call Shengsheng." I still need to buy some medicine to sober up, otherwise I won't be able to calm down overnight.

Xie Dang was very happy when he heard that, and urged her: "Then you go!"

Song Jing couldn't rest assured, looking around, this area is very remote, there are no villages in front, no shops behind, no one, and few vehicles passing by.

She hesitated for a long time: "Then you wait for me behind that tree."

Xie Dang was very obedient at the moment, and immediately went to squat mushrooms under the green trees beside the road.

Conspicuous is not too conspicuous. Xie Dang happened to be wearing a black sweater. If you don’t look carefully, you really can’t see that there is someone there. Don't call her here."

Mushroom is very well-behaved, squatting peacefully: "Okay, I won't move."

Song Jing got into the car and went to buy hangover medicine.

The night wind was gusty and cold, and the fallen leaves were blowing, rolling wildly around.

In the whistling wind, listen carefully, someone is speaking, it is a female voice.

"Mom, is that enough?"

"If it's not enough, entrust your dream to me, and I'll burn it for you."

"Next time, I'll burn a money tree for you, and if you run out of money down there, you can shake it yourself."

"Do you want a house? If you want, tell me in a dream, and I will burn a three-story villa for you."

Under the tree in the east, a girl took a piece of Ming paper and sat on the floor. There was a bundle of bright yellow Ming paper next to her. She sat there, piles of burning paper, and the flames were shining slowly, reflecting a beautiful and delicate picture. Her small face is very vivid, her eyes are very big, especially piercing, and she looks very aura.

It's not about calligraphy and which one is it.

Today is the anniversary of her mother's death.

She was very emotional and sad, talking to herself while burning the paper.

"Mom, isn't it very noisy in your place? Cars are coming and going on this big road." She beat her chest, "It's all because of my daughter's unfilial piety. I didn't check Fengshui to choose a good place, but I buried you here. It's only been four years, and a big road has been built, if I hadn't marked the side of the road, I probably wouldn't have found your place."

Four years ago, Cangjiang Avenue was still a deserted grove, and it was still very suitable for burying in the ground. Tsk tsk tsk, unexpectedly, a road passed through the mountain.

After Tan Mobao was heartbroken, he continued to babble: "And Mom, today I will help you to anger that heartbroken man again, and her wife, I added her lipstick to the cat, and rubbed her mouth to drool."

Talking about these bad things, Tan Mobao's heart is very heavy: "Mom, why did you let Tan Xiyao get away with you? He is so worthless. He forced me to go for a medical examination yesterday and took three tubes of blood from me. When I came back, I asked the nanny to make a table of pork liver for me to eat." She snorted, threw all the papers in her hand into the fire, and opened another bundle, saying, "If killing people is not illegal, he probably wants to Dig out my heart and liver and give it to her precious daughter, as well as my panda blood, and I will definitely squeeze out every drop of it."

That elder sister of hers is also jealous of talents, so it doesn't matter if she has a bad heart, she is still a panda blood. Tan Mobao really wanted to look up to the sky and laugh three times, and shouted—retribution!

Suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the ashes of the burnt Ming paper were blown everywhere, and the flames were blown around by the wind, Tan Mobao hurriedly backed away, his legs softened, and he sat back firmly, the bangs on his head were almost covered Burned, she rubbed her butt, scratched her bangs, and smiled dryly: "Mom, don't be kidding."

Eyeballs flicked around, a delicate little face tensed: "You don't know yet, your daughter is afraid of ghosts."

As soon as he finished speaking, another gust of wind blew the paper ashes all over the place.

It's so cloudy!

"Mom, I'll see you next time."

After finishing speaking, Tan Mobao made a decisive decision, touched the bag and flashlight on the ground, carried them on his shoulders, and ran away. Just as he turned his head, a voice came from behind,

"Hey, you stop."

In the middle of the night, in the wilderness, lonely ghosts...

Tan Mobao was frightened with sweat on her forehead, and wanted to run for her life, but her heels were filled with lead, and she couldn't move. She wiped off the cold sweat, turned her head in slow motion, then dilated her pupils, and opened her mouth: "Ah— —”

"What do you call it, don't call it!"

Also, what the hell is a ghost!

She covered her mouth and didn't dare to scream, begging to let go with teary eyes: "You go to my mother, I just burned a lot of money for her, can you let me go?"

The ghost was silent.

Tan Mobao took a deep breath, turned around and ran away.

A gust of cold wind got into her neck, and she was grabbed by the back of her neck.

"Give me your flashlight."

Not daring to move, she shook her head a little, and handed it over tremblingly.

The ghost let go of her, took it, and the light hit her face, flashing past.

It's pitch black and has no face!

She gritted her teeth, squatted down tremblingly, rubbed the ground and touched a brick, spotted Faceless Ghost's forehead, jumped up, and swung her arm to hit him hard.

Boom——

When the ghost fell to the ground, she ran as fast as she could, and didn't pick up the bag when she dropped it.

Xie Dang, the faceless ghost whose face was covered with ashes by a gust of wind: "..."

He just wanted to borrow a flashlight to pee.

Fuck!

five minutes later.

"Thank you!"

"Thank you!"

It was Song Jing who came here, using the faint light of the mobile phone to look for trees one by one, and finally saw Xie Dang lying dead on the ground next to a pile of ashes that had just been burned out. Paper ashes, head full of blood.

Isn't it dead?

Song Jing shouted.

He grunted.

He was so smashed that he couldn't move, and Song Jing didn't dare to move him anymore. While dialing 120 with her mobile phone, she cursed: "This is the work of the one who killed a thousand swords!" Not only did her family, Princess Xie, look ashamed , and smashed his head.

Xie Dang opened his mouth, but made no sound.

Song Jing hurriedly took a clean towel from the sports car to wrap up his cut head.

The ambulance came quickly.

Before fainting, Xie Dang dryly squeezed out three words: "No, cut, head."

"..."

No matter what time it is, I still miss his wool roll.

It was already midnight when he was sent to the hospital, and he had four stitches on his head. Song Jingqian urged the doctor, and finally cut off a handful of curly hair for Xie Dang.

-----Off Topic-----

(Thought it was going to be a big fight? Well, I thought so too, as I write it, it becomes dog food. Mr. Gu is very helpless, a little spoiler, Tangyuan is Jiang Bomei’s wife, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha these days , All dogs are on good terms, I’m still eating dog food!)

Let’s go for the monthly ticket, if tomorrow’s monthly ticket enters the top seven in Xiaoxiang, one more update will be added~

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