My British Empire

ps: At the end of the month, ask for a ticket. Starting tomorrow, speed up the pace!

When he heard the name "Ban the Pig Slayer", the mud on the face of the young guard couldn't hide his embarrassment.

"Hahahaha..." "This is such a good title!" "Ben, this suits you very well!"

The guards immediately burst into laughter, and the scene was extremely happy for a moment.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

At this time, the stupid bear who was behind Edward and the others seemed to sense the joy of the atmosphere, or his own existence was ignored, so he couldn't help roaring loudly.

These two roars are indeed very attractive, but after a while, the joyous atmosphere between the scenes is gone.

The guards turned pale with fright, their hands and feet were trembling, and they picked up the weapons around them in panic one by one, preparing to defend the safety of His Majesty the King.

And the two girls were also completely bloodless from fright, and hurriedly pulled Edward's clothes and ran forward tremblingly, their steps were unstable.

Seeing that the guards were fully armed and nervous, Edward waved his hand lightly, "Don't worry, this is just my new pet! Don't make such a fuss!"

Hearing this, the guards' hearts dropped a lot when they raised it, but they still didn't put down the muskets and bows in their hands. Obviously, a behemoth of such a scale would be feared by individuals and naturally, it's human nature.

And the two maids beside him flung themselves on Edward with pale faces, and kept blaming in his ear.

In front of so many people, Edward generously patted the backs of the two of them, and after whispering a few words, the two of them wiped away their tears tenderly and retreated behind him.

"Come here—" Edward turned around and said to the stupid bear who opened his mouth wide and drooling.

The stupid bear tilted his head, as if he was remembering, and after a few seconds, he walked over slowly with his short and thick limbs.

Then he raised his head and looked at Edward longingly. The saliva flowed out from the cracks between his jagged and sharp teeth, like a stream, with a steady stream.

Seeing this, Edward moved helplessly, searching among the prey played by the guards. When he found a rabbit, he looked back and saw that stupid bear with its hair standing on end, its eyes wide open, its limbs straightened up, slightly He opened his mouth and roared forward.

Seeing this, Edward still didn't understand that the stupid bear regarded the bloody wild boar as an enemy, so he acted vigilantly.

"A stupid bear is a stupid bear. Can't you tell that he can't even die anymore? Sure enough, he is so stupid when he is not good at learning!"

Edward shook his head, convinced of this stupid bear.

He picked up a rabbit in his left hand, walked up to the wild boar, kicked the wild boar lying on the ground vigorously with his right foot, and then said: "Come here——"

Stupid Bear hesitated for a while, tilted his head, and walked over step by step. The speed was inversely proportional to his size.

Walking up to Edward, he sniffed his nose vigorously, and then stared at it with wide eyes. He seemed to understand that what he was seeing was really a dead pig. He hurried over, opened his mouth wide, and bit the wild boar's neck with his sharp teeth. , The wild boar's blood vessels ruptured on a large scale, and the blood flow became more violent.

After the stupid bear finished biting it, he stood proudly on top of the wild boar, with his head up, and began to growl. Everyone could hear the triumphant cry.

Seeing this, not to mention others, but the group of guards all laughed, and the original fear dissipated a lot in an instant.

Edward almost covered his face and ran away. There are such shameless bears in this world, it is a shame to the royal family.

Edward now regrets adopting this stupid bear.

"Eat it! These are all yours!" Originally, Edward was going to eat some roasted wild boar, but seeing this stupid bear take a bite, who knows how many bacteria there are, so forget it!

"Ban, go find Luna directly later, I think, you will get a satisfactory number!"

Edward turned his head, and said to Ben, who had a distressed face and a muddy face.

"Bless you, Your Majesty!" Bann immediately agreed with joy, and it was obvious that he was very satisfied.

While the other guards looked at him enviously, the prey was sold directly to the king, which not only saves the effort and time spent on the road, but also gets more money, which is a rare good deal .

On the other side, the illegitimate son John Perrot finally regained his composure, walked over with a normal expression, and bowed to Edward.

"Mr. Perrot, wait a minute, this is a lively party!"

Edward smiled at him, then pointed at the prey all over the ground, and said softly.

Then, Edward announced loudly to the other envious guards: "Today, I will buy all the prey here at the market price!"

"Long live--"

"Long live His Majesty the King—"

"My great majesty the King—"

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Immediately, the guards shouted excitedly, and there was an endless stream of praises, which made Edward's face soften even more.

"And you, Bane, will get a hundred pounds as a reward for your bravery!"

Immediately, the joy on Ben's face became even stronger.

Edward looked directly at Bane, and continued: "And, you will get a chance, a chance to go to the Guards!"

As soon as the words fell, Edward heard a gasp. Obviously, this little act of buying people's hearts has already paid off.

Next, the guards consciously picked up firewood and lit a fire. In less than half an hour, dozens of fires had already been raised, and the prey had been skewered on wooden racks and grilled back and forth.

The big stupid bear on the side was eating the big wild boar weighing about 500 pounds with relish, and raised its short tail from time to time. Edward was also drunk with his self-satisfaction.

And on this side, next to a large fire frame, Edward sat in the middle, Luna and Lucy were on the right, and the illegitimate son John Perrot was on the left.

The four people formed a circle, and a deer leg was roasted on the fire in the middle. Luna sprinkled cumin and chili from time to time, and brushed sesame oil with a brush. Slowly, the whole camp was filled with fragrance. .

The other guards could only look at it enviously, but our Uncle Xiong didn't care so much, just walked over waddlingly, sniffing constantly.

Its abdomen was tied with hemp rope and tied to a thick tree, but the distance between it and Edward was quite close enough for it to get close.

And it seemed to know how to ask for food. It sat on the ground with its forelimbs raised, sticking out its tongue, and barked in a low voice, just like a pet dog begging for food hundreds of years later. It's just that it's a lot bigger.

"Your Majesty, your bear is quite smart!"

On the side, John, who was savoring the food carefully, looked at the stupid bear who came to beg for food with interest, and said softly to Edward.

"In my opinion, it is smarter in eating, and other aspects, hehe!"

Hearing this, Edward shook his head helplessly. It was the first time he had seen such a brazen, greedy and fearful bear in his life.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Edward took a big bite of the barbecue in his hand, and the oil and water overflowed.

At this time, the big stupid bear unconsciously swallowed and roared.

And Luna and Lucy on the side seemed a little unbearable. Seeing the cute appearance of the stupid bear, they couldn't help but put the barbecue in their hands in front of it.

Uncle Clumsy Bear just looked up, and then got down to work hard. It was quite fun to cooperate with its clumsy movements.

"Hehe!" Sister Luna saw such a funny scene, and immediately laughed like wind chimes.

"Your Majesty, what's its name?" Seeing Lie Xinxi, Lucy fell in love with a clumsy pet, then turned her head and asked softly.

"Is it?" Edward's head became a little dizzy when he heard the name, and he tilted his head, and a spoof name suddenly came to mind.

"His name is Oba Bear—"