My Brother-in-law is the Prince
Chapter 96: Jane in the heart of the emperor
Chapter 96 Jane is in the heart of the emperor
Yang Shiqi was still too young, and he was shocked when he realized that the person being tutored was Gu Xingzu.
Like this... Gu Xingzu's grandfather doesn't want to settle accounts with these four guys?
Of course, Zhang Anshi still has important things to do.
A **** came to order Zhang Anshi to enter the palace as soon as possible.
It's just that the place to go is not the Forbidden City, but the Habayashi Youwei garrison outside Bei'anmen.
Here, the banners are like forests, and the camps are like chessboards.
Zhu Di rode a horse and led a few princes to review the soldiers and horses, and then went to the big tent to drink with the military officials.
Drinking to the fullest, I thought of Zhang Anshi.
In fact, Zhang Anshi doesn't like fighting and killing, he likes the world.
That's why Zhang Anshi kept a bitter face when he entered the account.
When Zhu Di saw Zhang Anshi, he smiled and said to the military officials on the left and right: "Wei Guogong's virtuous son-in-law is here."
Everyone burst into laughter.
Zhang Anshi suddenly felt that his body had been cut, as if he had become a monkey being visited.
Then Wei Guogong Xu Huizu put down the wine cup, His Majesty said this, so he subconsciously looked at Qi Guogong Qiu Fu with an apologetic expression on his face.
Xu Huizu is a moral person, and it is immoral to steal someone's beauty.
Keqi Duke Qiu Fu felt Xu Huizu's gaze, and couldn't help but glance back, trying to give Xu Huizu an expression of what do you look at, but in the end he was persuaded, lowered his head and sighed, drinking tactically.
Zhang Anshi sat obediently at the end of the big tent. He was very self-aware. Everyone present here had a hundred times more feats and seniority than him, and they were all honored officials of the Ming Dynasty.
Compared to them, Zhang Anshi felt like a firefly.
Until Zhang Anshi saw Cao Guogong Li Jinglong, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly felt that his image was a little taller.
Compared with Cao Guogong Li Jinglong, a worthless waste who personally led an army of 600,000 and could be rubbed on the ground by tens of thousands of northern troops, Zhang Anshi suddenly had a kind of arrogance that I can do it myself.
After all, if 600,000 pigs were on the battlefield, they wouldn’t lose so badly.
Li Jinglong looked sad. His life was actually very difficult. Many people impeached him, and the emperor looked down on him, and other ministers also despised him.
Duke Qi and Duke Cheng treat him like trash.
Duke Wei hated him for receiving such a heavy responsibility from Emperor Jianwen. As a result, hundreds of thousands of troops were directly defeated by the Northern Army, which caused a big mistake for the Northern Army to enter Nanjing.
Zhu Di drank the wine to a strong point, as usual, laughed and said: "At the beginning, Jing Nan, Cao Guogong led the army to confront me..."
Speaking of this, it came to the stage where Cao Guogong Li Jinglong was publicly executed.
He got up obediently, bowed down, and said with sincerity and fear: "The 600,000 Southern Army is not enough for Your Majesty to grasp. There is a difference between your Majesty and Your Majesty. Your Majesty... I think of this battle so far. One, vulnerable, the second crime..."
He counted his crimes obediently.
In the days after Zhu Di ascended the throne, he was obviously used to it.
After listening to the other princes, they all looked at him coldly, with a look of contempt.
Zhu Di seemed to be very unhappy when he heard it. At this time, he used the strength of wine to scold him: "Jianwen is blind, and he made you a general just now. If it was not my peace at the beginning, but a rebellion by a different surname, this Daming Jiangshan Sheji It will be buried in your hands. What a hero Qiyang King is, he gave birth to such a useless person like you."
King Qiyang is the posthumous title given by Li Jinglong's father, Li Wenzhong!
This Li Wenzhong is Zhu Yuanzhang's nephew, so Li Jinglong and Zhu Di are also related.
Li Jinglong was completely hopeless at this time, he seemed to have long been used to being picked out and insulted from time to time, and he had already had a set of ways to deal with it, so he kowtowed and said: "Death, death."
Zhu Di looked at his cowardly appearance, couldn't help holding his breath, and said bitterly: "If all the children of the country's honorable ministers are like this, then it's okay? Look at Zhang Anshi!"
Li Jinglong just continued to kowtow.
Zhu Di said angrily: "Get out of the tent."
Li Jinglong hurriedly said: "Yes."
He got used to it, so he just left.
Zhu Di has a bad temper, especially when facing a coward like Li Jinglong.
To be honest, this is a kind of contempt from the bottom of my heart.
Of course... There are other reasons, maybe Zhu Di didn't realize it either.
Zhang Anshi realized it a little bit.
So everyone started to drink, and they couldn't help bragging about each other. In terms of riding and shooting, Zhang Anshi had no room to brag, so he drank in silence.
Drinking too much of this wine will inevitably lead to urgency, which has nothing to do with the kidneys.
Zhang Anshi staggered to his feet, got out of the big tent, found a corner where no one was around, and began to urinate.
"woo woo woo woo…"
Hearing the strange voice, Zhang Anshi was so frightened that he couldn't help shaking while holding the little brother's hand.
I thought I hit a ghost.
He hurriedly lifted up his breeches, put on his belt, and looked towards the voice.
But Li Jinglong was hiding in the corner and crying.
He cried very softly, fearing that after Zhu Di found out, he would catch him back and humiliate him severely.
Crying but very emotional, covering his face, tears flowed from the gap between his ten fingers, desperately suppressing his voice, curled up, body twitching.
Seeing this, Zhang Anshi couldn't help but sigh inwardly!
In the Yongle Dynasty, you can't be cowardly. You would rather be a villain and be the three murderers, which is much better than Li Jinglong.
So Zhang Anshi stepped forward and patted Li Jinglong on the back.
Caught off guard, Li Jinglong, who was concentrating on crying, was taken aback. He stopped his tears and looked up to see Zhang Anshi, feeling uneasy.
His eyes were swollen from crying. Although he held back the tears, his body was still trembling.
Zhang Anshi couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief: "It scared me, almost made me unable to urinate."
Li Jinglong: "..."
Li Jinglong also wanted to say that you scared me.
However, in view of his current situation, he, the dignified prince, actually admitted his mistake: "It's my fault, I shouldn't be here."
Zhang Anshi said: "Your Majesty scolded you for your own good."
Li Jinglong's mouth squirmed, but he didn't speak.
Zhang Anshi said: "You shouldn't have played it right just now."
"Huh?" Li Jinglong looked at Zhang Anshi.
Zhang Anshi said: "If you play it right, it will only make His Majesty even more angry. Sooner or later, His Majesty will lose your title and imprison you, and then everything will be over. "
What Zhang Anshi said was not a lie.
Historically, the more Zhu Di looked at this guy, the more he disliked him. Many people guessed Zhu Di's thoughts, so they impeached him one-sidedly. The final result was that Li Jinglong was confiscated and banned!
Of course, during the confinement process, Li Jinglong planned to be tough. He planned to go on a hunger strike, but after ten days of hunger strike, he thought about it again, ate and drank, and lived another twenty years.
When Li Jinglong heard this, it was obvious that Zhang Anshi had mentioned the deepest worry in his heart, so his hairs stood on end and he shuddered.
Zhang Anshi smiled and said: "You call me brother, and I will teach you a method, which is useful for safekeeping."
Li Jinglong said without any hesitation: "Brother."
Zhang Anshi: "..."
This guy doesn't talk about Wude!
Originally, Zhang Anshi was just joking, but this guy is really a bit... shameless.
Zhang Anshi sighed, and said: "For King Qishan's sake, I will teach you how to deal with it later..."
Zhang Anshi whispered a few words in Li Jinglong's ear. After hearing this, Li Jinglong shuddered, and said with fear in his eyes: "This... this... will cut off my head."
Zhang Anshi looked at him with a face full of hatred and said: "Believe it or not, don't blame me for not teaching you."
After finishing speaking, he staggered and went back to the big tent.
At this time, the atmosphere in the big tent is very good, and everyone is still talking and drinking.
Duke Cheng boasted about how he broke into the enemy's line on the Jingnan battlefield.
Duke Qi talked about how he arranged his troops.
Zhu Di laughed loudly, saying that he shot and killed several Confederate scouts on the spot.
Wei Guogong Xu Huizu only thought they were annoying, so he drank in silence with disgust.
Zhu Didao: "The most important thing for a commander in ancient times is to be able to gain insight into the situation of thieves. The so-called favorable time, place and people are actually in the final analysis, just the word insight. Zhang Anshi..."
Zhang Anshi said: "Yes, yes."
Zhu Di said: "You are already a great Confucian, what are you doing in Guozixue recently?"
Zhang Anshidao: "Teach people to read."
"I heard that you put your heart into it." Zhu Di said approvingly, "That's very good. It didn't take me in vain to cultivate you, but... of course it's a skill to play with words, but when a man is alive, how can there be such joy as strategizing and winning thousands of miles?"
"In the future, you have to learn more from these uncles. We mount horses to kill thieves and get off horses to arrange soldiers. There are talents from generation to generation. We people will grow old sooner or later, but this Great Ming Dynasty still depends on people to guard it. .”
Zhang Anshi is also a little drunk at this time, they will brag, I, Zhang Anshi, have been a keyboard warrior for twenty years in my previous life, I am afraid of anyone.
So Zhang Anshi said: "Speaking of commanding an army, I really don't have much experience, but when it comes to insight, it's not my younger brother... no, I'm not bragging, my eyes are very accurate! The three fierce men in the capital, no, yes Zhu Yong, Qiu Song and others, His Majesty must know, they are all generals, and they are taught by urinating, so it can be said that they can be regarded as dragons and phoenixes among the people."
Zhang Anshi paused, and then said: "But why do they respect me so much, and call me big brother? Is it just because I took them to blow up the latrine..."
Zhu Di's eyes widened suddenly: "You really taught that piece of fried latrine! Fuck your mother!"
Zhang Anshi hurriedly said: "No, that's not right, I... I'm a little drunk, well, even if I retreat ten thousand steps, if it's really what I did, what I want to express is that what they admire more is that I have insight into the military situation. Strength, Your Majesty, believe it or not... I dare to say a word here today, within a month..."
Zhang Anshi drank, some people drank like a muddy brain, while others drank, but suddenly their minds were extraordinarily clear, Zhang Anshi remembered something, and said: "Chengshanwei will be attacked by Japanese pirates at sea."
Zhu Di just sneered after listening.
Qi State Duke Qiu Fu said: "Your Majesty, you can hear clearly, he admitted it himself... from now on, my son..."
Zhang Anshidao: "Uncle Shi, we must have a structure, we are talking about military affairs now."
Qiu Fu said: "What I said is that you spoiled my son."
Zhu Di had a big headache: "Okay, okay, don't argue!" Then he said: "Chengshanwei?"
He looked at Cheng Guogong: "Chengshanwei...isn't it in Shandong? There have been Japanese infestation there recently?"
Zhu Neng said: "The Governor's Office of the Five Armies has not received such a report."
Zhu Di looked at Zhang Anshi: "Don't talk nonsense about military affairs, how do you judge?"
Zhang Anshi said in his heart, I can tell you that I saw an interesting historical incident in my last life. At that time, a group of Japanese pirates attacked the North Korean country and captured many Korean people. In the end, the Japanese pirates hijacked these Korean craftsmen all the way to Chengshanwei , wanted to launch an attack, but the Koreans on the boat jumped into the sea when they saw the opportunity, swam all the way to the shore, and were finally sent back to the Korean country by Zhu Di. After that, the peninsula people, based on the deeds of these people, wrote a lot.
I have to say that people in Peninsular China are better at bragging than ordinary people, and they can always brag about trivial matters.
However, Chengshanwei also suffered heavy losses in this attack. Zhang Anshi felt that an early warning should be given.
At this time, Zhu Di squinted his eyes, took a look at Zhang Anshi, and said: "Military affairs are under the jurisdiction of the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies. You can brag about your past deeds, and I will not add any crime."
Probably drinking to boost his courage, Zhang Anshi did not back down at this time, and said: "I am not bragging, what I mean is...Your Majesty can send a general to strengthen the defense."
Zhu Di bowed his head to drink: "You boy, you don't know who you are after drinking."
He pondered for a moment, looked at Qiu Fu aside and said, "I ordered Zhang Fu to patrol the border, where is he now?"
"I just left the day before yesterday, I'm afraid I'm passing Zhenjiang now."
Zhu Di pondered and said: "Let Zhang Fu stop for a while when he arrives in Shandong, and stay at Chengshan Guard for a few days."
Qiu Fu glanced at Zhang Anshi, then looked at Zhu Di, and said with a serious expression: "Your Majesty really believes his nonsense?"
Zhu Di said: "Your son also believes it!"
Qiu Fu: "..."
Zhu Di said again: "Actually, I don't believe it either. It sounds too mysterious, but I'd rather believe in it than in nothing. Although the Japanese pirates are a small problem, if they really attacked Chengshanwei, it would teach me that Daming suffered losses. My Where do you put your face?"
Qiu Fu could not utter a half-sentence rebuttal, so he responded: "I will order someone to rush to send a letter to Zhang Fu later."
Zhu Di said at this time: "Where is Cao Guogong, where is Cao Guogong hiding?"
Zhang Anshi murmured in his heart that it was time to abuse Cao Guogong again.
The **** on the side said: "It's just outside the tent."
Zhu Di gritted his teeth and said: "I taught him to get out, but he obeyed his will. He wished to hide. When I thought that King Qishan had such a son, I felt sorry for King Qishan and ordered him to come in."
So not long after, the poor Cao Guogong Li Jinglong was called again.
Li Jinglong bowed down and said: "Chen..."
Zhu Di scolded: "Six hundred thousand army, six hundred thousand army, six hundred thousand army is wiped out, you can be handsome..."
Li Jinglong was frightened to death. He prostrated on the ground, his eyes were still red and swollen, and he couldn't help but want to cry.
Taking a deep breath, Li Jinglong carefully glanced at Zhang Anshi who was sitting in the corner.
Immediately summoned up courage and said, "Actually, I didn't make a mistake in that battle."
As soon as this remark came out.
In the tent, it suddenly became quiet.
Zhu Di pursed his lips, his eyes serious.
He stared at Li Jinglong: "What did you say?"
Under Zhu Di's gaze like ice skates, Li Jinglong's heart was frightened for a long time, but thinking of Zhang Anshi's words, he still tried his best to suppress the fear in his heart, and said tremblingly: "I did not make a mistake."
Zhu Di was furious, and his voice became more and more cold: "Really?"
Li Jinglong clenched his palms that were already sweating, and said: "In the battle of Baigou River, Your Majesty led the army to advance along the Sujia Bridge along the river. One hundred thousand troops and horses have not yet begun... and the way I respond is to order the vanguard officer to be safe at Sujia Bridge." The attack in the area disrupted His Majesty's deployment, Your Majesty, did the Northern Army suffer heavy losses at that time, and the Northern Army's horses were almost cut in two?"
Zhu Di was taken aback. In the past, Li Jinglong would never have dared to say such a thing.
But I heard Li Jinglong say again: "On the next day, Your Majesty led the army to cross the river to fight, and at this time, the minister ordered 600,000 troops and horses to deploy, so he ordered the Ping'an Division to attack the Northern Army Chen Heng's Division, and the Northern Army was defeated again! "
Zhu Di was silent, and he began to listen carefully to Li Jinglong's analysis of the pros and cons of that thrilling battle.
Li Jinglong continued: "The arrangement at the time was to take advantage of the Northern Army's crossing of the river and order the Ministry of Security to harass it, and also ordered the Qu Neng Department to attack His Majesty's front army, and the minister personally led the central army to go around to His Majesty's rear to attack."
"Dare to ask Your Majesty, such a three-sided attack, but His Majesty's army and horses were cut in two by the river, could it be that the minister dispatched in the middle and used two generals, Ping'an and Qu Neng, and these two men have achieved very fruitful results. Is there any mistake in it? Do you dare to ask Your Majesty, if you personally lead the 600,000 troops, what better strategy can you adopt?"
Zhu Di subconsciously bowed his head in thought.
Li Jinglong's tactics are not brilliant, but to a certain extent, from the perspective of commanding troops, there are actually no major mistakes.
After all, this is an army of 600,000, and the southern army has a great advantage. With such a huge advantage, it is impossible to play the trick of taking risks.
See Zhu Di speechless.
Li Jinglong said again: "It can be said that in the battle of Baigouhe, the army led by the minister, at least most of the time, had a huge advantage. The Northern Army suffered heavy losses. Your Majesty...it must have lost a lot of generals at that time."
Speaking of this, the tension in Li Jinglong's heart also relaxed a little bit, and he sighed: "But...Among the gains and losses of this battle, I did not expect two situations. Thousands of elite soldiers suddenly broke away from their own central army and launched an assault on Qu Neng's troops. This was actually something that the entire southern army did not expect, nor did the ministers, nor did Ping An, nor did Qu Neng."
Everyone in the account listened carefully to Li Jinglong's analysis without knowing it. Now that they think about it carefully, they seem to think it makes sense.
Zhu Di nodded, straightened his back, and suddenly took a fierce offensive. This was indeed Zhu Di's stroke of genius.
But all the commanders are sitting in the army and are guarded by countless soldiers and horses. Who would have thought that the majestic commander of the Northern Army would directly lead the battle and invest his most elite soldiers to directly attack Qu Neng's troops who had made countless contributions to the Southern Army at that time. of.
The risk here is extremely high, if there is even the slightest mistake, Zhu Di will die in the chaos.
It can be said that Zhu Di got on the horse himself and caught the entire Southern Army by surprise.
Thinking of this, Zhu Di said with a red face: "At that time, I changed my horse three times and fought with my sword. It can be said that I was at the end of my life. I was lucky to survive this raid."
Li Jinglong has been secretly observing Zhu Di's changes, and found that instead of getting angry, Zhu Di was very proud.
So Li Jinglong hit the rails while it was hot: "The second reason for the defeat of the Southern Army was that a sudden strange wind broke out the commander's flag, so the whole army looked at each other and moved, thinking that the Chinese army would not be able to protect themselves." , In addition, His Majesty defeated Qu Neng's troops, and the three armies were terrified. Originally, a great victory was turned upside down in a blink of an eye.
Li Jinglong said: "Your Majesty, the battle was fought well. Who would have thought that the commander-in-chief's flag would be blown... Your Majesty always said that the ministers are incompetent. May I ask Your Majesty that the ministers did not violate the taboo of military strategists by arranging troops?" , the generals selected are all brave men. But in the end, they were defeated. Of course, the defeated generals did not dare to speak out, but I did my best."
These words, Li Jinglong did not dare to say before, after all, these words are taboo.
But now, Li Jinglong is going all out.
Zhang Anshi said abruptly from the side: "It's strange, this handsome flag was blown off perfectly, could it be that this is the number of days?"
Zhu Di was silent.
And Li Jinglong had finished speaking, and he couldn't help but start to feel anxious again, waiting for Zhu Di's reaction with trepidation.
Zhu Di seemed to be recalling that particularly brilliant battle, and then he laughed loudly: "Haha... That's right, you, the coach, really can't adapt to the situation, but if I have 600,000 troops, such a big advantage , and will definitely arrange troops according to this, as for the total variables in this battle, it is indeed unpredictable."
Seeing Zhu Di suddenly became happy.
Li Jinglong, who had already been drenched in cold sweat, finally let out a long breath.
Qiu Fu and the others thought about it carefully, and couldn't help admiring: "If His Majesty hadn't personally attacked and entered the southern army with a single army, we would have died without a doubt."
Zhu Neng followed suit and said, "Thinking about it today, that strange wind was really **** weird, it was so good, how could the wind blow from flat ground, no wonder that great monk Yao Guangxiao said that His Majesty has ninety-five looks, His Majesty has his own God help."
The more Zhu Di listened, the happier he was, stroked his long beard, and laughed again: "At that time, my blood was surging, so I led people directly, and killed three generals, killing countless soldiers of the Southern Army. I didn't think too much about it, I just knew that the matter was urgent, so I just killed it."
Zhang Anshidao: "Your Majesty crowned the three armies bravely, and I looked up at the mountains. It's a pity...I couldn't see His Majesty's heroic demeanor in that battle."
Zhu Di was overjoyed: "Drinking, drinking, there is nothing to brag about. I have experienced many battles. I have experienced many such things."
All of a sudden, everyone was in high spirits and drank happily.
Zhu Di glanced at Li Jinglong: "You don't need to kneel down, I'm teaching you how to drink today. You sit back and you won't get drunk today."
When Li Jinglong heard this, he was overjoyed. He didn't expect His Majesty to be nice to him today.
He got up hurriedly, and hurriedly knelt down beside Zhang Anshi, feeling indescribable in his heart, as if he was alive after a catastrophe.
In the past, when Zhu Di scolded him, he only said that he was damned, incompetent, and acted very useless.
But he didn't know that when Zhu Di saw his useless appearance, he became even more angry.
But today’s performance was different. He boldly restored the whole picture of the war. On the surface, as the commander of the southern army, he was an enemy of the current emperor, which showed that he was not so useless. In a certain sense, he actually exalted Zhu Di. .
You can’t say that His Majesty was fighting against 600,000 pigs, right? Doesn’t that mean that Zhu Di’s throne was sent as a phone bill?
Li Jinglong could only brag about the strength of the southern army, how brave the generals he appointed, and how airtight his arrangements were. In fact, for the victor Zhu Di, it was a matter of exaltation.
Before, Li Jinglong obviously didn't understand this truth, so he was abused every day.
What I'm doing now is bragging, anyway, just a few bragging, the more you brag about yourself, the more you will show Zhu Di's illustrious martial arts.
Looking at the wine glass in his hand, Li Jinglong's eyes actually began to cry again.
It's not easy, **** it... My country's father was so stupid in the past, why did he only care about dressing up?
So, he took a piece of meat to Zhang Anshi.
Zhang Anshi ate it.
Li Jinglong is old. The bustard looks at whoring. Looking into the guest's eyes, he said kindly: "Eat slowly, don't choke."
Zhang Anshi smiled and said, "Oh, come, let's have a drink."
"Okay..." Li Jinglong lowered his voice: "Brother, I will do it first."
Zhang Anshi thinks this person can be dealt with, because he doesn't care about face.
After drinking it all in one gulp, Li Jinglong whispered again: "Brother, there are many concubines in my family."
"What do you mean?"
Li Jinglong looked at Zhang Anshi: "If brother likes it, I will send it to brother Jian for fitness."
Zhang Anshi: "..."
Li Jinglong took advantage of the exhilaration of Zhu Di and others pushing cups and changing cups, and said again: "Thin ones, fat ones, tall ones, short ones, old ones, and small ones, I have them all."
Zhang Anshi sat upright and said, "I'm not good at this."
Li Jinglong felt a little regretful, and couldn't help asking: "What do you like, Grasshopper? BMW? Men?"
Zhang Anshi supported his forehead, pretending that he was drunk, with his head drooping, as if he was too drunk.
Li Jinglong felt a little regretful, but he could only continue drinking.
When the drink was at its peak, Zhu Di said to Li Jinglong: "The soldiers of the Southern Army...many died in battle, but they also listened to Jianwen's bewitching back then, and it was not their fault. You were the commander of the Southern Army, I will sacrifice to them in the present age, so as not to disturb their loyal souls."
After hearing this, Li Jinglong hurriedly said: "I obey the order."
Zhang Anshi himself doesn't know how he got home.
I only know people like Zhu Di, who drink too hard, a group of rough old men, hiding in the big tent in the army, drinking and bragging, Zhang Anshi really can't understand what it means.
That night, he was hungover, and the next morning, Zhang Anshi was still sleepy with a hangover, but Xu Qin came.
Being called out by Zhang San, Zhang Anshi had no choice but to endure the discomfort, put on his clothes, and went to the main hall to meet Xu Qin.
(end of this chapter)
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