My Brothers Are Geniuses While I’m The Useless One

"You little bastard, you are thinking about all kinds of nonsense in your mind. Is Master as vulgar as you think? Is your skin itchy?" In the midst of the scolding, Master Yijie stood up and whipped Ye Wu. The color is removed.

"No, I am a disciple who is devoted to the Buddha. How can I think about random things? Besides, Master, if you don't think that way, how can you suspect that I am thinking about those messy things?" Ye Wuse turned around and ran away, denying it in his mouth. A relieved smile appeared on his face.

"You bastard, you dare to deny it, let's see if I don't whip you to death." Master Yijie chased after him, cracking his whip.

It can be seen that Master Yijie is really angry this time.

"Help, help." Ye Wuse knew that he was not strong enough and would definitely not be able to outrun his master, so he could only circle around Fu Guanyun, Gu Fenghua and others.

"Young Master, calm down, calm down. Junior Brother Ye is just curious for a moment and may not think too much about it. Don't hurt the friendship between master and disciple."

"Yes, yes, master and apprentice are destined to be together. Don't hurt the harmony." Fu Guanyun and Guan Yuanshan said with embarrassed faces, trying to smooth things over.

Not to mention the young people, even the old men like them couldn't help but think of pictures that were inappropriate for children when they heard the crackling of whips in the house. They really couldn't blame Ye Wuse for this.

It was the first time for Gu Fenghua, Luo Enen, and Fatty Bai to see Ye Wuse in such a mess, and they all couldn't help but laugh. However, thinking that they had misunderstood Master Yijie before, they were filled with shame and were embarrassed to laugh out loud.

Now, they finally know why Master Yijie gave in so easily. It turned out that it was because they were so moved by the sight of the relics left by their father that they couldn't bear to abandon his father's life-long efforts. Last night, others were really practicing the whipping technique, and they did not have any bad habits. The scene they imagined that was not suitable for children did not appear at all.

Alas, why have my thoughts become so complicated? It’s time to face the wall.

"That's all. On the big day, those who shout and kill are not afraid of making people laugh." Shangguan Qingxue also advised.

"For the sake of your master's mother's pleading, I will spare you today. Don't forget that you are a monk. If you dare to think so badly of your master in the future, you will not be leniently spared." Master Yijie really couldn't bear to treat him. Ye Wuse was ruthless, and when he saw Shangguan Qingxue asking for help, he got off the donkey along the slope, put away his whip, gave Ye Wuse a fierce look and said.

"Disciple knows his mistake and will never dare to do it again." Ye Wuse responded, turned around and rolled his eyes.

Next to him, everyone rolled their eyes at the same time.

All day long, I have been plucking skin and tendons to light sky lanterns. Now I have even entered the bridal chamber. How dare you call yourself a monk? Aren't you afraid that Lord Buddha will kill you with a diamond and five thunders? What, you said that Five Thunder Strikes the Top is a Taoist magic, not a Buddhist secret? I'm so angry. Who can care about so much?

However, Ye Wuse's heart was still full of joy. The master has no bad habits, and he, the apprentice, can finally rest assured.

"It's unfortunate for Buddhism that such an evil disciple has appeared, which makes you laugh, Qingxue." Master Yijie, Zhuang Baoxiang, shook his head and sighed, and habitually put on the compassionate face of an accomplished monk. After all, it had only been a short time since entering the bridal chamber, and the habits formed over a long period of time were not easy to break.

Seeing this, Shangguan Qingxue also rolled her eyes.

"I think it's pretty good." Shangguan Qingxue took the whip from his hand and said with a smile.

"What's good?" Master Yijie was slightly startled.