My cat thought I was single and turned into a beautiful girl overnight

"New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve, let's wrap ~ dumplings ~ smash together!"

Watching the TV, Mu Bai hummed with a grin.

After watching half of the Spring Festival Gala, Mu Bai was brainwashed.

Jiang Chen was amused and helpless on the side.

I remember that in the past, wrapping ~ dumplings ~ smashing was still a very kind and normal sentence, and the Spring Festival Gala talked a lot, but it became a terrier.

"Jiang Chen Jiang Chen, the Spring Festival Gala looks so interesting, is the Spring Festival Gala different every year?" Mu Bai asked curiously.

Jiang Chen smiled and nodded.

"Yes, the programs of the Spring Festival Gala every year are carefully selected, and in the past, people regarded the Spring Festival Gala as a very high honor!"

I remember that in the past, the quality of the Spring Festival Gala was very high, and Jiang Chen liked to watch it every year.

But I don't know when the Spring Festival Gala became boring.

Maybe it's because the Spring Festival Gala is not as pure as before, maybe it's disturbed by this impetuous era of pursuing fragmented entertainment, or maybe it's because everyone has grown up?

In short, Jiang Chen has rarely watched the Spring Festival Gala in the past two years.

"Jiang Chen, in the future, shall we watch the Spring Festival Gala together every year?" Mu Bai asked with a grin.

Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

"Yes! How interesting the Spring Festival Gala is! Mu Bai responded with a grin.

Jiang Chen said with a smile: "The current Spring Festival Gala, to be honest, is not as interesting as a short video, and there are many activities that are more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala."

Mu Bai's eyes lit up.

"Such as?"

"The most classic, playing cards, playing mahjong."

"I know playing cards, what is mahjong?"

Jiang Chen explained: "It is also a board game, speaking of mahjong, there are too many ways to play, and it is much more interesting than playing cards."

"In previous years, there was only me and my parents at home during the New Year, and we couldn't play mahjong when there were no guests at home, but this year there is more Mu Bai, just four people come together at a table, I will teach you after I go back."

Mu Bai asked curiously, "Jiang Chen, do you still have to play mahjong for money?"

"Of course, it's boring to fight without a little color."

"But... Didn't Jiang Chen say that you can't gamble..." muttered Mu Bai.

All along, Mu Bai has received a good education and refused pornography, gambling and drugs.

Huang actually Mu Bai is not very repulsive, after all, Jiang Chen said that he does not share the sky with gambling and drugs, and if Huang is excluded, she can't be astringent with Jiang Chen.

But gambling drugs, Xiao Nizi is actually very repulsive, she has seen it on the Internet, because gambling and drugs have led to the destruction of a family.

"Hey ~ this is a bad word, how can a family play cards together call it a bet? This is called the inheritance of the national essence!

"As long as you don't go out to play in the poker field, it's no problem for your family to entertain at home."

Jiang Chen explained seriously.

When Jiang Chen said this, Mu Bai was also interested.

"That... Or Jiang Chen will teach me how to play mahjong now?

Jiang Chen was stunned.

"Now?"

"Yes, Jiang Chen will teach me now, and we will be able to start directly when we go home together!"

Jiang Chen was a little tangled.

"But... If you teach it now, you won't have a newbie protection period! "

Newbie protection period?"

Mu Bai looked puzzled.

What is that thing?

"Ahem, in fact, this is a very metaphysical statement, it is said that when you first learn mahjong, you will have a buff bonus to lady luck, which will make it easier to win when you play cards!" Jiang Chen explained with a smile.

Mu Bai was stunned and nodded seriously.

"Then I don't want to learn it now."

For metaphysics, Xiao Nizi and Jiang Chen have the same opinion, and they both have the attitude of preferring to trust what they have and not trust them.

In order to retain this so-called novice protection period, it is better not to learn mahjong for now.

However, not learning mahjong for the time being does not destroy Little Nizi's curiosity and enthusiastic attitude towards this classic national essence.

Mu Bai suddenly thought of something, and ran into the house with a puff of smoke.

Jiang Chen said helplessly: "Eating, why are you going?"

"I'll come when I go!"

After a while, Mu Bai came over with a few small boxes.

"Hehe, Jiang Chen, take a look."

Jiang Chen was curious: "What is it?" "

The phone case I was playing with online the other day! Nine pieces of ninety or twenty! Cost-effective! Little Niko said proudly.

Jiang Chen secretly smacked his lips: "It's indeed quite cost-effective, but... What do you buy so many phone cases for?

Mu Bailiu's eyebrows frowned slightly, and muttered: "This is the difference between male and female thinking, Jiang Chen, the mind of a girl and the mind of a boy are different, okay!" With more phone cases, I can change them every day! Every day is different, and it is not expensive!

Jiang Chen smiled bitterly and said, "My mine, I didn't say what you meant, but I didn't understand it very well..." Mu

Bai picked and chose for a while, and excitedly took out a mobile phone case.

"Jiang Chen, look quickly!"

This is a phone case with a red border, mostly transparent, printed with a mahjong pattern, with red medium, whiteboard and fortune.

Jiang Chen praised: "It's quite good-looking."

Mu Bai shook his head: "Not only is it beautiful, this phone case has its special meaning!"

Jiang Chen was stunned and wondered, "What is the meaning?"

Mu Bai was a little surprised.

"Doesn't Jiang Chen know?"

Jiang Chen shook his head.

Mu Bai chuckled twice, stood up, took the phone case in his hand, and sang it seriously.

"Red, red, touch, whiteboard, whiteboard, eat, get rich, get rich, paste~"

"Listen, what a good meaning!"

Looking at Little Nizi's proud look, Jiang Chen smiled bitterly.

"The old terrier who had died in my memory suddenly attacked me, and when you said so, I remembered it, but... It doesn't seem to be sung like that, right?

Mu Bai stuck out his tongue.

"I don't care, I don't listen, it's not important, okay, anyway, I think this phone case has a good meaning, when the time comes to play mahjong, I will take it with me!"

"Good, good, it's all up to you." Jiang Chen smiled helplessly and nodded.

"What about the few remaining boxes? What's in it?

Mu Bai smiled: "I have to introduce this to Jiang Chen."

"Didn't I always watch a certain live broadcast during this time? I grabbed a lot of fun gadgets from above!

"This is a hairband, you see, there are also mahjong style ones!" There is a small fortune printed on it, isn't it quite delicate?

"And this, this is a dozen leather bands, so coincidentally, there are also mahjong styles!" It's a little red, I also like this too, I didn't know it was mahjong before, but now I know, I like it more! Looking

at the dazzling gadgets that Little Nizi took out, Jiang Chen was dazzled and smiled bitterly.

"How many things have you bought online these days!"

Mu Bai was stunned for a moment and pouted: "Jiang Chen is now beginning to dislike me for spending money..."