"It turns out that your usual meals are so fragrant! Stinky servant, eat it yourself, give me cat food, right?
Mu Bai said vaguely while gulping braised pork and rice.
Until now, Mu Bai knew that in addition to cat strips, there was something more delicious than kitten rice in the world!
On the side, Jiang Chen has gradually accepted the fact that his cat has become a human.
While eating absentmindedly, he responded: "Didn't you just say that cat food is the best food in the world, do you have to eat cat food?"
Mu Bai glared at him and said dissatisfied: "It's not that you are a big liar, you have always given me cat food, and you lied to me that cat food is the best food in the world."
Jiang Chen was stunned: "When did I say that..."
Halfway through the words, Jiang Chen remembered that he seemed to have coaxed her like this when Mu Bai was not happy to eat before.
Mu Bai has always been very smart, perhaps because of the relationship from childhood to adulthood, she can basically understand what Jiang Chen says on weekdays, and often annoys her and bites, but the bite is not heavy.
In this way, it seems that he has lied to her quite a lot....
It used to be nothing, coaxing a kitten is similar to coaxing a child, but now that the kitten has become a girl, Jiang Chen suddenly feels a little guilty.
He scratched his head and said a little helplessly: "But kittens just want to eat cat food, compared to the meals I usually eat, cat food is more nutritious for kittens."
"Don't listen, don't listen, big liar!" Mu Bai shook his head and muttered.
Thinking that Jiang Chen secretly ate delicious food on weekdays and only gave her cat food, Mu Bai gritted his teeth with hatred.
Seeing the girl's bulging appearance, Jiang Chen touched her head and said softly: "Then after cooking and making your share, we will eat the same meal every day, okay?" Mu
Bai nodded madly like a chicken pecking rice, and suddenly, she thought of something, shook her head again, and looked at Jiang Chen nervously.
"That... So can I still eat cat strips later? "
Cat food can not be eaten, human food is better than kitten rice!"
But what about cat strips? Her favorite cat strips won't be eaten in the future, right?
Hearing this, Jiang Chen smiled bitterly: "Of course cat strips can't be eaten!"
Mu Bai looked at Jiang Chen aggrievedly, seeing that tears were about to fall.
Jiang Chen panicked and hurriedly said, "That... I ask you, are you a human or a cat now?
"O man! Mu Bai has grown up and become an adult, of course he is a person! Mu Bai said seriously.
Jiang Chen nodded and said seductively: "Yes, since you are a human, you can no longer eat the food that kittens eat."
"Why?" Mu Bai asked in disappointment.
"Hmm... Just like people, people will eat milk powder when they are young, but they will not eat it when they grow up. Jiang Chen explained.
"What is milk powder? Aren't people kittens when they are young? Shouldn't you eat cat food? Mu Bai tilted his head and asked.
Jiang Chen shook his head and explained: "No, people are people, cats are cats, and kittens will not become people even if they grow up, they will only become big cats." The
girl's eyes widened and her look incredulous.
At this moment, Mu Bai only felt that his head was a little itchy.
After thinking for a while, Mu Bai shook his head like a rattle and pouted.
"The servant lied, I was obviously a kitten yesterday, but today I became a human!"
In Mu Bai's world, she and Jiang Chen are the same species, she is the master, Jiang Chen is a servant, and when she grows up, she will become a human.
How is it possible to say that kittens grow up to be big cats and become adults?
Jiang Chen smiled bitterly: "This is what I don't understand, and I don't know why you suddenly became a human overnight." "
Just now he has inquired with the landlord, the landlord has no daughter, only a son, he also checked his door, the door lock has no traces of being picked.
Combined with Mu Bai's understanding of himself so well, even if he didn't want to believe it, he could only introduce the fact that his cat had become a human.
After eliminating all the impossible options, the remaining option, even if outrageous, is the correct answer.
Maybe it's too pitiful for God to see that he can't find a girlfriend, so he turned his cat into a girl?
Who knows.
Mu Bai shook his head and said seriously: "Don't believe it, Ben Meow has grown up, not a kitten before, but not as easy to cheat as before!" Unless, you prove it to me!
Jiang Chen was stunned, "How can this be proven?"
Mu Bai hummed: "It has been said on TV, without evidence, it is fake!"
"No, then you prove to me that kittens grow up to become humans." Jiang Chen was not convinced.
"Proven it, I'm the example!" Mu Bai raised his face and said seriously.
"You were an accident!" Jiang Chen said helplessly.
"Hmph! Quibble, continue quibbling! Mu
Bai pouted and looked at Jiang Chen, his little eyes were extremely wise, as if he had seen through all his tricks.
Jiang Chen pondered for a while and said, "How about I find an old cat to ask you?"
"There are no old cats in this world at all! The kitten grows up to become a human! Stupid servant, admit it! Mu Bai said seriously.
Jiang Chen sighed and said, "Mu Bai, it's really not what you think. "
Proof!"
"Can't prove it." Jiang Chen shook his head.
How do you prove this? Pull a stray cat and ask? He doesn't understand cat language either, the key is!
"If you can't prove it, you will give me cat strips to eat!"
Hearing this, Jiang Chen was stunned: "Why?"
"Because I like cat strips!"
"But you are not a kitten anymore, only kittens can eat cat strips." Jiang Chen said seriously.
Mu Bai looked at Jiang Chen and said with a grin: "Proof."
"And what to prove?" Jiang Chen was stunned.
"Prove that only kittens can eat cat strips!"
Jiang Chen: ......
Ninety pounds of people, eighty-five pounds of anti-bone.
The kitten grew up and learned to lift the bar.
Jiang Chen sighed: "I can't prove it, but have you seen me eat cat strips?"
Mu Bai tilted his head, thought for a while, and shook his head: "That's not true, but you are a servant, and the cat strips are for the master!" "
Good things are the boss, where is the little brother."
It makes sense that servants don't eat cat strips!
Jiang Chen took a deep breath and said seriously, "Mu Bai." "
Huh?"
"I'm not your servant, call me Jiang Chen in the future, don't call me a servant."
Mu Bai's eyes widened, and he said a little angrily: "You lied!" If you are not my servant, then why do you feed me kitten food, warm my bed, bathe me, and serve me every day? It is said on TV that the servant is the one who serves the master, and you serve me, so I am your master!
Jiang Chen pondered for a while, and suddenly felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong with her logic.
The original cat from home, has it always thought so?
TV hurts!
So, how can I make her realize that she is actually just her own kitten?
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