My Cats are All Bigshots

After this battle, Schrödinger’s leg length theorem was once again proved:

You cannot be sure how short your cat’s legs are unless you measure it with a ruler and compare it with another creature, especially a recognized short-legged creature.

The truth is cruel.

The human heart is sinister.

Even Wenbo never expected that after a sleep, he degenerates from a recognized leg essence to a short leg that is worse than a tortoise. He didn't even expect that when this number was reported from Zuo Xuefeng's mouth, no one in the barrage, including his former fans, sympathized with him.

There is only a pile left for him--

【Hahahahahaha】

Lian Wenbo looked desperately at his former friends. The audience is unreliable. You must at least support me, right?

The first person who spoke was the same school sister, Gong Hanyi.

Gong Hanyi is a soft girl who is easy to be sympathetic, so he glanced at her short legs sympathetically and said, "Don’t laugh too loudly. After all, the legs are so short, which is not what he wants. Who made him born with this breed? That's it. Are you right, short legs?"

"..." So you gave me the nickname?

Followed by Zuo Xuefeng, Zuo Xuefeng is mature and stable, and is a senior in the industry respected by Lian Wenbo. Although the two did not know each other before, but in the past few days, Zuo Xuefeng heard that Lian Wenbai had plans to enter the film and television industry, and immediately introduced a reliable director to Lian Wenbai.

Lian Wenbai is very grateful to him and has the idea of ​​continuing this friendship beyond the show.

however--

Zuo Xuefeng seemed a little pleased: "It turns out that my tortoise is so powerful, and the cat's legs are not as long as it is. It seems that I used to underestimate the tortoise. Today I want to give the tortoise a meal.

Lian Wenbo: I suspect that you cheated on your turtle, the referee, I want to change!

Both Zuo Xuefeng and Gong Hanyi were unreliable.

Of course Lian Wenbai could not count on Ruan Qiu and Qi Yingying.

Ruan Qiu usually likes to listen to the heart in the open and secret, and be careful. It is recognized in this show that he is not welcome. Even cats are not welcome. Even Wen Bai is naturally far away from her. Qi Yingying is a young girl. Boy, plush control, as long as it is a hairy person, I especially like the black cat in Wenxin's house.

The black cat and Lian Wenbo are old rivals, so Lian Wenbo judges that Qi Yingying's aesthetic is not good, at least in the cat circle.

Looking at it, only Wen Xin is left.

Wen Xin was the one who Lian Wenbo fell in love with at first glance. He cooked a good dish, had a very gentle temper, and looked as beautiful as an immortal. If Wen Xin, he would definitely hug his injured self, right?

Especially, I am a cat now.

It may be difficult for Wen Xin to accept the hug, but he is now a cat. But cute, loving, and fluffy kitten, don’t you want to hug you after smelling your heart?

Even Wenbo unconsciously approached Wen Xin's direction. For the first time, he felt that it was not a terrible thing to actually become a cat, because Wen Xin was there and Wen Xin would take good care of him...

Ah, look, Wen Xin stretched out her hand, she wants to catch herself!

Lian Wenbai only felt excited all over, and was about to jump into Wen Xin's arms.

The next second, bang—jumped onto a wall.

Well, a black wall.

**

"Meow meow!" How can you do this!

Lian Wenbo was very angry.

When you became a human, you bothered me and Xinxin fell in love, and became a cat. Why did you bother me?

Is there any reason?

No matter how angry it is, the black cat remains unmoved.

Lian Wenbo tried to walk around the black cat, but the black cat didn't move, and another cat jumped up. It was the black cat's follower, the Ocelot.

The ocelot's expression seemed a little awkward, he looked at Lian Wenbo contemptuously:

"Hey, that short leg over there—"

"I don't call it short legs." Lian Wenbo was a little angry at the time.

From the very beginning, he can accept the following three things, but this title is his bottom line, he is an idol, an idol! With so short legs, can you be an idol?

"Oh, then that short cat over there." Ocelot didn't care.

"..." Lian Wenbo almost fainted.

He originally thought that black cats were hateful, but he didn't expect this ocelot to be even worse than black cats.

No matter what his mood is, Ocelot started to interrogate, "How old are you, where are you from, and where do you plan to live in the future?"

"What does it have to do with you?" Lian Wenbo replied coldly.

The ocelot smiled: "Boy, are you still ignorant of the current situation? There are so many cats on our side, and each of them can beat ten of you. Are you sure you don't answer me?"

"I..." Lian Wenbai withdrew two steps, after all, he was still a little confused.

There are many people on the other side, and they are much larger than themselves.

If you rush to make a move, you will definitely not get any benefits, and you may get injured. If one is accidentally beaten to death, no one knows.

He also wants to find a way to recover, go home and marry Wenxin, so he can't die here!

"I don't know anything, I got it from the program crew." Lian Wenbai quickly confessed.

"It's really that simple?" The Ocelot seemed a little unbelievable about Lian Wenbo's words, wandered around the short-legged cat, pretending to sniff with his nose: "But really nothing unusual was found."

The puppet ruthlessly broke through the Ocelot's trick:

"It's weird that you can see it this way!"

The ocelot came angry: "If you have the ability, come, ask!"

The little puppet held his head up tall: "Come on, come—"

Lian Wenbai was muttering in his heart, saying why these cats seemed to have some problems in their brains, and they asked him what they were doing. Soon, the puppet cat raised his fairy head to look at him and asked:

"Are you a human being through?"

Ocelot: "..."

Black Cat: "..."

I have seen a silly person, I have never seen a puppet so silly!

Ask directly, as long as the other party is not a fool, he will definitely not tell you.

You think everyone is so honest with me.

Moreover, if the other party is really an individual, he must be vigilant at this moment, and maybe he will start to pretend to be crazy and be stupid, and he will never get any evidence.

Ocelot thought with annoyance, if she knew she shouldn’t have asked the puppet, how could she solve the case with her IQ, knowing that it’s good to eat, now it’s good, it’s all messed up...

"Yeah, yeah, are you too?"

Lian Wenbo burst into light before his eyes, and his eyes suddenly changed. He looked at the cats as if they had met relatives, excited and authentic.

"Meow~" This is not the answer.

The puppet gave a sweet cry, very satisfied with his performance.

"..." Ocelot didn't speak for a while.

Lian Wenbo has already started to roll around happily: "It's great, great, I don't worry if I know that I am not the only one who has become a cat, so what is the situation now? We are all sent to earth by cats. Undercover?"

"Don't replenish your brain too much." The black cat gave Lian Wenbo a deep look.

Even Wenbo stopped angering the black cat at this moment. He leaned close to the black cat with great enthusiasm, and started to get close: "Brother Black Cat, you seem to know something, can you tell me? Help me to become an adult, and I will give you whatever you want."

"Young man, your tone is loud enough." Ocelot snorted twice, and then re-examined the short legs in front of him: "What did you do before, there is a mine at home?"

"No, no mine, I am a star." Lian Wenbo shook his head and said frankly.

"Stars?" The puppet got interested, and asked, "Which company do you belong to and who?"

Ocelot looked at the shiny eyes of the short legs, and remembered the posture it had just rushed towards Wen Xin. Suddenly he had a bold guess in his heart: "Are you Lien Wenbo?"

Lian Wenbai looked surprised: "How did you know?"

**

"It's over, it's over."

The ocelot had a headache.

Anyone can do it, but it's this brat.

Just because of the messy confession of this stinky boy with Wenxin, the black cub seems to have eaten several meals of dynamite these days, and it can be lit with a single spark. Then finally the brat left. Hei Zai's mood improved a bit, but now he told him that he was back again.

Amuse him!

Out of humanitarian concern, Ocelot reminded him: "If you are really Lien Wenbo, I suggest you give up pursuing Wen Xin. Although Wen Xin is indeed single now, she is not someone you can afford."

"No." There was no doubt, even Wen Bai shook his head resolutely.

Ocelot was shocked: "Aren't you afraid of death?"

Lian Wenbo's eyes showed a trace of dazedness: "How can chasing heart die? My conditions are not bad?"

"Oh..." Feeling the lower and lower air pressure around the black cat, the Ocelot sighed deeply, "Silly boy, you are robbing our eldest brother for women, or you go to fight him, fight If you win, you chase."

Following the direction of the ocelot's paw, Lian Wenbo saw the black cat without accident.

The current black cat to Lien Wenbai is like an unattainable mountain, even Wenbai suspects that his claws are bigger than his own head.

However, in order to pursue the heart.

In order to make his heart happy, he is not afraid of anything!

Isn't it just a black cat? Isn't it just longer than his legs? He can still win with his flexible positioning and clever mind.

**

Ever since-

Everyone saw a little short leg, while writing down the war script: "I'm not afraid of you, let's fight dignifiedly if I have the ability!" On the one hand, he was ready to move forward toward the powerful black cat.

The movement of the short legs is not slow, and the speed of punching is extremely fast.

He hit the black cat's right paw with a punch, and then, with his relatively harder brain, hit the black cat's chest.

"Come on, come on!" Little Muppet was moved by his spirit and couldn't help but cheer for him.

"Hurry up, attack faster--" Ocelot seemed to be on him, seeing the once arrogant self.

Hearing these encouragements, Xiao Kuan's courage was even greater, and he launched a new round of attacks.

No matter how big a black cat is, it is also a cat. If it is a cat, then he has weaknesses.

Next time, try to jump up and punch him in the ears. The black cat's ears are larger and weaker, so the attack must be effective.

However, when the little short legs swelled up to suckle and jumped up suddenly, they only reached the black cat's chin.

"It's almost a little bit!" Short legs never gave up hope, and got up again, preparing for the next attack.

Snapped--

The black cat finally raised his paw impatiently: "Has it been enough?"

Gulu Gulu Gulu...

The short legs were photographed from the black cat and rolled on the carpet several times, feeling like he was thrown into a drum washing machine.

"Meow meow meow……"

Is the gap in strength really that big? Is he really going to give up on hearing his heart?

Just as the short legs were desperate and indignation, a pair of warm hands suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. She caught herself, then hugged herself in her arms, softly comforting: "Don't cry or cry, brother didn't mean it. There are canned food here. Do you want to eat some milk tea first?"