My Cells Are So Arrogant That They Will Evolve On Their Own
Chapter 96 Bitches, you hurt me! 【For collection】
Zhencheng Wuzun!
For ordinary people, it is too far away.
They are like the patron saints of the city, sitting in places where people can't see or touch, and they are full of majesty.
Especially for Father Li.
Li's father is a tower master who defends the fortress. He often comes into contact with the city defense soldiers at the top of the fortress, and often hears them talk about some legends about the Zhencheng Wuzun.
Therefore, Father Li had an inexplicable admiration and fear for Zhencheng Wuzun.
"Hahaha, you kid, what are you talking about? 35
"Zhencheng Wuzun is in charge of every day, and needs to guard the entire base city, so how can he come to our house for breakfast.
Mother Li laughed dryly and bent down to pick up the broken bowl on the ground.
"Really. 35
"Mom and dad, when did I- I lied to you.
Li Kunlun bent over to help Li-mother pick up the pieces of the bowl.
"I'm here to help!
How dare Beiluo Wuzun sit still, and immediately help one.
Mother Li brought the trash can from the kitchen and threw all the pieces into the trash can.
"Look, son, how can he have the air of being the Zhencheng Wuzun."
"If it is Zhencheng Wuzun, how majestic, how can he be the biggest big man in Jiangcheng base city, how could he bend over to help me pick up the pieces of the bowl.
In Li Mu's impression, the big man usually sits still, and others bring him tea and water, and serve him well.
What's more, the other party is the Wuzun of the four major towns in Jiangcheng!
In fact, Li mother also did not think wrong.
If it weren't for Li Kunlun's home, if it were someone else, Beiluo Wuzun would not be too polite, and he would have the majesty and air of Zhencheng Wuzun.
But this is the home of the special envoy to patrol Xinjiang, King Wu of the Yuan Dynasty!
How can Bei Luo Wu Zun dare to put on airs?
He could not wait to bring tea and water to Li Kunlun's parents.
Beiluo Wuzun said in disbelief: "Auntie... er, it doesn't seem appropriate to be called Auntie, anyway, Laozi... I'm really Zhencheng Wuzun!
Father Li clapped the table and said angrily: "You are Kunlun's friend, I don't want to talk about you, but what is the identity of Zhencheng Wuzun, how can you pretend to be casual!
"Fortunately, let me tell you in private, if you are on the street, the city defense army can put you in jail for ten days and a half months."9
Bei Luo Wu Zun:
Li Kunlun: 66...99
"Ah, I am really Zhencheng Wuzun, why don't you believe it?" Beiluo Wuzun still wanted to explain.
"Beiluo, if my parents don't believe it, forget it."
Li Kunlun said helplessly.
After breakfast, Beiluo Wuzun wanted to sit down and have a cup of tea, but considering the important things at his disposal, he couldn't neglect his duties, so he could only ignore it.
"Go through the front door!"
Seeing Beiluo Wuzun walking towards the balcony, Li Kunlun said angrily.
Bei Luo Wu Zun laughed, turned around and walked out the door.
"This child will not be given away either."
Li's father and Li's mother glared at Li Kunlun, and hurriedly got up to send Wu Zun to the north.
Beiluo Wuzun said: "Please come back, don't be too polite. 35
Li's father said: "You are a friend of Kunlun, and it is the first time you have come to my house as a guest, how can you be too casual, it should be given away.
Li Kunlun's parents sent Beiluo Wuzun to the elevator.
At this time, the neighbor on the opposite door happened to open the door.
Residents of Yipin in Jiangcheng are either rich or expensive.
The neighbor of Li Kunlun's family is a major in the military of Jiangcheng Base City. His family has always looked down on the Li family, thinking that the Li family is a nouveau riche.
The major's wife, in particular, always thought that Li Kunlun was able to move into Jiangcheng Yipin only because she climbed up with Qian Liner, the daughter of the Jiangcheng Chamber of Commerce.
Coincidentally, this major happened to be the chief examiner of Li Kunlun and Li Xiaoyu's official martial artist exam - Major Zhang.
"Hey, your family has guests early in the morning."
The major's wife who opened the door, saw Li's father and Li's mother at the elevator entrance, and Beiluo Wuzun, said yin and yang strangely.
"Oh, is this guest wearing a military uniform, is he also a military figure?"
"Let's talk about what you do in the army, what rank, maybe my husband has heard of you, and he can promote you in the future."
Father Li and Mother Li looked a little ugly, pressed the elevator, and said in a low voice, "Don't pay attention to her. 99
Beiluo Wuzun's eyes lit up, but he felt that the opportunity to express himself had come.
How could he let go of such an excellent opportunity to gain favor with the Li family?
Beiluo Wuzun turned around, not angry but arrogant, and said coldly: "I am curious, who is your husband, even I can promote!"
Father Li coughed dryly, grabbed Beiluo Wuzun, and said, "Her husband is a major in the military, and we can't afford to offend Wuzong's strength.
The major's wife turned dark, and said with her hands on her hips, "I'm on the left and I'm on the right. Who do you think you are?"
"I see that you don't even have a military rank on your military coat, so I'm pretending to be 13 here?"
"You know, my husband is a major in the army in Beicheng District!"
"Oh? It's from Beicheng District..."
Bei Luo Wu Zun smiled.
Didn't it just fall into his hands?
Beiluo Wuzun narrowed his eyes and said, "Listen, I am Beiluo Wuzun, your husband's immediate boss!
"You are Beiluo Wuzun?"
The Major's wife covered her mouth and laughed.
Father Li's expression changed, and he quickly pushed Beiluo Wuzun into the elevator car.
"The elevator is coming, let's go, impersonating Zhencheng Wuzun is not a risky thing to play.
0.... ask for flowers 0.
Father Li and Mother Li were anxious.
But they are ordinary people, how can they push a Wu Zun.
The major's wife's face turned cold, and she snorted: "Dare to pretend to be Zhencheng Wuzun, just wait, I must ask my husband to report to the military area. 35
"Wife, who are you talking to?"
Her husband's voice came from inside the house.
The Major's wife smiled and said, "Our neighbor Li's family has a little guy without a military rank."
"Little people? Why waste my time with them, I have to go out quickly, or I will be late.
Major Zhang put on his hat and military boots and walked out of the house.
The Major's wife hugged Major Zhang, smiled sweetly, and said, "He also pretended to be Beiluo Wuzun. 99
"What, how dare you pretend to be Beiluo Wuzun?"
"Wait, wife, I'd like to see who is so bold... Bei Luo Wu Zun!"
When Major Zhang saw Bei Luo Wu Zun, he was so frightened that he immediately stood at attention and saluted.
"Master Wu Zun!"
"What Wu Zun? What are you talking about, husband?"
The lady asked incredulously.
Major Zhang turned around and slapped his wife on the face, shouting: "He is one of the four towns and cities in Jiangcheng base city, the famous Beiluo Wuzun!""
"What... what?"
The major's wife covered her face and was stunned.
In any case, she couldn't understand that Beiluo Wuzun, one of the four town Wuzuns in Jiangcheng base city, would come out of a commoner's home.
Between the two, it is completely the difference between heaven and earth, cloud and mud, and there is no intersection at all.
Li's father and Li's mother were also dumbfounded, and they had already heard it wrong.
But the person who said this is Major Zhang again, and his credibility is very high.
No matter how confused Major Zhang was, he couldn't possibly admit that his immediate superior was wrong.
"Mom and dad, why haven't you come back yet?"
Li Kunlun came out of the living room.
When Major Zhang saw Li Kunlun, he subconsciously called out, "Li Kunlun.
Beiluo Wuzun said quietly: "Major Zhang, you dare to call the special envoy of Thunder Wudi, the name of the newly promoted Yuanshi Wuwang?
"Special envoy to patrol Xinjiang, King Wu of Yuan Shi!
"boom!"
Major Zhang's brain roared, his eyes darkened, and he almost fell to the ground.
Fortunately, he is an expert in the military, with excellent psychological quality, and regained his stability.
"Old...husband, are you alright?
The major's wife was shocked and suspicious, and asked in a confused way.
Major Zhang turned around and slapped again, slapped on his wife's face, and said angrily: "Bitch, you hurt me! Seven
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