My Corpse is Bohemian

The host on the stage began to introduce five military dogs in sequence: Hubei, Chiya, Mighty, Great Sword, and Bayonet. The average age is 6 years old, and they are about to retire honorably. They are all wounded, all left when they performed dangerous missions. Although they are just animals, their heroic deeds have touched many people.

The first animal performance of this cute pet festival will be opened by five military dogs. Soldiers took them to a fenced-in field, untied the leash, a referee clocked the time, the whistle sounded, and the five military dogs rushed out of the starting point like arrows from the string, and they were on the back of the tiger. Under the leadership of the trainer, the performance items were completed in accordance with the instructions of the trainer.

The audience cheered, applauded, and raised their mobile phones or cameras to take pictures of their vigorous figures.

Although Anbu is a little against these military dogs, he has to admit that they are handsome.

In 4 minutes and 32 seconds, the five military dogs completed their performances one after another. The interval was less than 1 second, and everyone gave warm applause without hesitation.

The host said loudly: "Next, as long as other pets complete all the performances within 5 minutes, they can get a prize. If they break the military dog's record, in addition to the original reward, they will also receive 1,000 yuan in cash and a There are free beauty coupons, and other game items also have various rich prizes. Well, ladies and gentlemen, please bring your little friends to have fun."

Everyone scattered, each looking for game items of interest. Anbu sneaked into the indoor venue with the crowd. The main items here are intellectual games, pet matching, grooming, health consultation, and pet supplies recommendation.

She guessed that the military dogs should all be outdoors, so she decided to stay indoors temporarily until they left.

"If your cat has itchy skin, vomiting, red ears, hair loss, etc., then it is likely that the cat food is not selected properly." Anbu is recommending a cat food brand to a foreign guest, "Your cat may not be suitable for For cat food that is too high in protein, you can try this hypoallergenic prescription food..."

But after a while, the foreign guest bought this cat food happily under the introduction of An Bu. Just as Anbu was about to continue to attack the next target, the five military dogs walked in as if patrolling the territory.

Anbu: "..."

Before she could move her position, five military dogs had already trotted towards her with their soldiers, surrounded her, and sniffed around her.

Tiger Back: [It's really a corpse. 】

Mighty: [It really is a corpse. 】

Chiya: [It's definitely a corpse. 】

Bayonet: [The body did not run away. 】

Dajian: [Try a bite? 】

A big hand stretched out and protected An Bu in his arms. Jian Ningxuan looked at the five soldiers blankly: "What is this doing?"

Soldier 1: "Sorry, they seem very interested in this girl."

Soldier 2 squatted down and touched Mighty's back, then looked up at An Bu: "Do you have anything strange on you?"

An Bu hurriedly shook his head.

"Don't be nervous." Soldier 3 laughed, "They won't bite anyone casually."

The big sword, who was just about to grind his teeth on Anbu's leg, immediately closed the dog's mouth.

An Bu: "..." I almost believed what you said.

Soldier 2 was more vigilant, scanning An Bu up and down, as if trying to find something suspicious in her.

Jian Ningxuan frowned and stared at him coldly.

Soldier 2 suddenly felt dryness on his back and his skin was slightly hot, as if the surrounding temperature had suddenly risen by five or six degrees. The five military dogs fluttered, and at the same time took a few steps away, sticking out their tongues.

Nima, the dog is so hot!

"I'm so sorry to bother you." Soldier 4 said, "Hubei will officially retire next month. We brought them here, just to let them relax and not be too restrictive, let them go around. Run and see. They're not malicious, I hope you don't mind."

"As long as you promise they won't run after me, I don't mind." An Bu waved his hand generously.

"Don't worry!" The soldiers vowed.

However, they were soon slapped in the face by themselves.

Anbu moved outside again, away from the range where the five military dogs were.

During the noon break, Jian Ningxuan went to buy lunch, and An Bu sat under the shade of a tree to rest. Suddenly, he felt that his knee was touched a few times. He looked down and saw a fierce-looking dog face. Fierce" Sheepdog.

An Bu: "..." What do you think? !

Mighty put his claws on her knees, leaned in and sniffed hard, and then even tried to drill into her skirt! An Bu immediately tightened his skirt and did not dare to move rashly, lest it be regarded as a threat and take a bite.

By the way, what about its owner? Isn't it guaranteed that they won't run after her? !

Wei Meng stared at her, then turned his head and shouted a few times in the other direction.

But within a few seconds, five soldiers and four military dogs hurried over. One of the soldiers took a few steps quickly, grabbed the mighty dog's leash, and scolded, "Mighty, why are you running around?"

Wei Meng looked at An Bu, and immediately signaled to the soldiers. The other military dogs also responded in the same way. They raised their claws and made a gesture of finding a "suspicious object": If you find a corpse, please deal with it as soon as possible!

In actual operations, military dogs often need to look for various dangerous items, suspicious items, stolen goods, etc., and have keen tracking and identification capabilities. Among them, corpses are also one of their search targets. On the battlefield, they will also be sacrificed in the wild. The body of his comrade-in-arms was recovered.

When the military dogs found Anbu, they didn't act because they didn't receive an order, but seeing a corpse jumping around, they felt very suspicious, and with their usual vigilance, they still reminded their handlers over and over again: It was a corpse, a corpse that was exposed to sunlight, spread corpse gas everywhere, and affected environmental hygiene!

The soldiers looked at each other, then looked at An Bu together, and said solemnly, "Miss, please stand up and let us check."

An Bu stood up helplessly, shook his shirt and skirt, and turned around again, with nothing on his body except the phone hanging around his neck.

"How are you going to check? Do you want me to strip?"

The expressions of the soldiers were a little embarrassed and a little embarrassed. Just now, they just reacted habitually out of trust in the military dog.

However, the military dogs didn't seem to be too hostile to Anbu, more like they had found a lost (corpse) thing.

Soldier 1: "Sorry, we don't know what happened to them either."

Soldier 2: "I still think something is wrong."

Soldier 3 patted his military dog's head: "Don't make trouble, be polite to the lady, you won't be attracted to others, right? Do you want to live with her after retiring?"

Anbu/Five Dogs: Don't make such a joke!

Soldier 4: "Girl, what's your name? Make friends?"

Just as An Bu was about to answer, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a wisp of death wafting out of the military dog ​​named "Mighty".

She has seen a lot of dead energy in animals, but she has never successfully rescued an animal. It's not that she doesn't want to save it, but that the animal moves too fast, and the way of death is too difficult to figure out. Even if it happens to be encountered, it is difficult to take action. For example, a car accident, when it happens is too late; or food poisoning, she can't predict which food is poisonous. Only when encountering a sick stray cat or dog can there be rescue. But I don't know if she has no animal relationship. Every time she chases and chases these guys to save them, they still die during the treatment.

The death energy of animals is not as regular as that of human beings. Sometimes it just appears one second, and the next second is dead. Sometimes it is delayed for six or seven days and still alive and kicking. There was nothing Anbu could do, and when he ran into it later, he just pretended he didn't see it.

However, she still wanted to save the military dog ​​in front of her if she could. Even if there is no vitality to take, I don't want it to die unexpectedly when it is about to retire.

An Bu squatted down, stared at Wei Meng for a while, then raised his head and asked Soldier 2: "After the event, are you going to return to the army?"

Soldier 2 didn't expect her to ask this question, stunned for a moment, and nodded: "Well."

An Bu asked again, "How do they live after they retire?"

Soldier 1 answered this time: "They are military dogs with meritorious service, and the army will give them old age."

"Can't anyone else adopt?"

Soldier 1: "Generally speaking, only some retired veteran cadres are eligible to adopt military dogs, and they must be approved by military dogs."

Anbu nodded understandingly.

Soldier 4 asked with interest: "Are you interested?"

An Bu quickly shook his head: "No, no, just ask casually. By the way, you asked my name just now, my name is 'An Bu', hello."

She stood up, shook hands with the five, and exchanged names.

"An Bu." At this time, Jian Ningxuan came over with a lunch box, and saw that An Bu was surrounded by soldiers and military dogs again, and his face suddenly became unsightly.

"It's okay, I met a few friends." An Bu introduced, "This is my 'roommate', Jian Ningxuan."

The soldier said "oh": "roommate"~~

Jian Ningxuan stared at them expressionlessly, and asked insincerely, "Eat together?"

"Oh, no, no." The soldiers said goodbye. Standing next to this man, I felt that the air was about to burn.

Just as the five people and five dogs turned around, An Bu found that Dajian and Chiya also had death energy one after another.

Her face turned pale, what's going on? Are they about to suffer a collective accident? If this is the case, why are the soldiers not dead?

"What's wrong?" Jian Ningxuan saw An Bu's serious face, followed her line of sight and asked, "Are you interested in those military dogs?"

"No." An Bu looked away, turned to take the lunch box from his hand, "Let's eat first."

Jian Ningxuan was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked, "Do you want to have a pet?"

An Bu replied: "Didn't I already have you? What other pets do I need?" The cat owner who can shine, give her 10 million bitcoins and don't change it, but the anger value of 10 million can be considered. .

Jian Ningxuan: "..."

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