My Corpse is Bohemian

"Mr. Jane, what do you think I should name the live broadcast room to show its distinctive temperament?"

Jian Ningxuan said that she could not help.

An Bu thought for a while: "Let's be more straightforward, let's call it 'Dark Cuisine'."

She quickly completed the registration, applied to become a host, and opened a live broadcast room.

The review will take about a day. Anbu rearranged his kitchen. The wallpaper, dining table, tableware, etc., are all indescribably weird. At first glance, it is a dining place specially provided for non-human beings.

Then, An Bu took Jian Ningxuan out for shopping and shopping, and went shopping for an afternoon. I experimented with several new dishes that night, and whether they were delicious or not, they all entered the cat owner's stomach.

The next day, the live broadcast room opened, and Anbu decided to do the first live broadcast at 10 o'clock tonight. This time is when night owls are struggling to eat or not to eat supper.

At 9 o'clock in the evening, Jian Ningxuan knocked on the door of Anbu's room, and then pushed in the door. Seeing that she was sitting in front of the dressing table, she said to herself: You are already beautiful enough, you don't need makeup, and you still want to be fascinated. how many people?

However, this thought suddenly collapsed when An Bu turned his head.

Jian Ningxuan couldn't believe what she saw, it was a... drama mask? ? ? It is also commonly known as the "flower face" of the net corner of the face! The four colors of blue, red, black, and white are intertwined and interspersed, with distinct layers, which are very spicy eyes.

Although Anbu is colorblind, as long as you know what color you are using, you don't have to worry about drawing flowers with such a stenciled color block.

An Bu put a hairpin on himself again, got up and turned around and asked, "How is it? Is he handsome?"

Jian Ningxuan: "..." I can't describe how I feel at the moment.

"Looking at your expression, I knew that my live broadcast would definitely be a big hit." An Bu said with a twisted smile.

Jian Ningxuan: That's because my facial muscles cramped, which gave you a wrong perception. Are you really going to live broadcast food to others with this face on? !

An Bu looked at the time: "It's almost 10 o'clock, it's about to start."

Saying that, she quickly walked out of the room and went straight to the kitchen. Jian Ningxuan also followed, standing outside the camera and watching quietly.

An Bu stepped into the live broadcast room, adjusted the camera screen, and then displayed the ingredients on the dining table one by one.

But after a long time, a lost lamb strayed into the live broadcast room. When he saw An Bu's face suddenly, he immediately exclaimed: [Damn, look back at the name of the live broadcast room, it is indeed dark cooking, not a drama performance! 】

An Bu: "Welcome to the live broadcast room of Dark Cooking, I'm the anchor 'Xiao Hei'."

[Anchor, did you pick this name temporarily? It's so frustrating! 】

This lost lamb decided to stay here, and called a few friends to come over to cheer. A few minutes later, more than a dozen people came in one after another in the deserted live broadcast room, without exception, all of them were stunned by An Bu's fresh and refined face.

An Bu: "This is the first live broadcast. Please forgive me for any derailment. If you insist on being unforgivable, then hit me with landmines until I change my mind."

[Hahaha, anchor, I love watching derailment, so I won't hit you with thunder. 】

[Anchor, you don't need to wash your mind to revolutionize, I think you are a good comrade who gets rid of vulgar tastes. 】

[The big guys in the whole opera world are calling for you! 】

An Bu: "Okay, without further ado, the dark dish I'm going to make today is: Facebook Rice Balls."

[Anchor, are you going to make yourself a rice ball? ! 】

[Anchor, don't think too much! Even if you sacrifice your face, no one can eat your rice balls. 】

An Bu ignored them, washed his hands, took out the rice and meat stuffing he had prepared in advance, and rubbed his fingers to create a human head shape with three-dimensional facial features and distinct eyebrows. Then use an edible coloring pen to carefully paint the mask on the rice ball. This step is relatively simple, and it only took Anbu five or six minutes to complete it.

The people in the live broadcast room were just watching the fun and didn't pay too much attention, but the next performance made them drop their jaws without warning.

Anbu took out a cucumber, cut off a section of the end, and circled a few times with the carving knife, like magic, he carved out a green hat in an instant, and then began to micro-carve on the hat, with delicate patterns and smooth lines. In just a few minutes, a crown cap was carved.

[666, this wave of operations by the anchor is too 6! ! 】

[Being caught off guard with a face of carving skills. 】

[No, the anchor, what are you not good at carving, why do you have to carve a green hat? ? ? 】

Anbu put the hat on the rice ball man's head, the size was just right. Then, she picked up a cherry and flipped her fingers, but after a while, a small rose flower formed between her fingers, the petals were layered, thin as a veil, as if swaying in the wind.

【The wife is so beautiful! ! Crazy to call the anchor!!!]

[Can you carve flowers on such a small cherry? Anchor, your fingers must be fine! 】

[I thought I was just looking at a Facebook freak, but I didn't expect that she was a master carving artist! This reversal confuses me a bit. 】

The mentally handicapped Mr. rewarded a bicycle.

Poor Diaosi, who is not short of money, rewarded a motorcycle.

Braised Mermaid rewarded a bumper car.

…

Anbu also used cherries, radishes and papayas to carve four or five flowers of various sizes, inserted toothpicks on the cucumber caps as embellishments, and then pasted a few silver fish fillets the size of fingernails. Finally, take some seaweed and wrap it around the sides of the mask to make it look more three-dimensional.

After doing all this, An Bu pushed the dinner plate under the camera so that everyone could see it more clearly.

On the black dinner plate, there was a face with frowning eyebrows, wearing a green cucumber hat, three-color flowers, embellished with sashimi, and seaweed on the face, a magical combination, a strange beauty, and Ambuena. The faces of each other add radiance and radiance to each other, and many people have an appetite.

[Anchor, as a dark cuisine, your appearance is obviously not up to the standard. 】

[Yes, anchor, if you are not doing well enough, I will not reward you. 】

[The essence of dark cooking is to make people sick to their stomachs and to disgust all living beings as their own responsibility. 】

【Seconded! 】

An Bu: "The essence of dark cooking is not only to make people feel sick, but more importantly, it is disgusting to eat. Do you know what I put in the rice ball?"

Everyone asked what it was.

An Bu: "The steamed pork soaked in Chaotian pepper and served with mustard sauce, it's absolutely sour and refreshing."

A piece of "666" floated on the screen immediately.

At this time, someone suddenly asked: [Speaking, anchor, who are you going to give this rice ball to eat? 】

Jian Ningxuan was also watching the live broadcast. Hearing this question, he immediately prepared to run away, but An Bu had already called out to him first: "My dear, this is the Facebook rice ball I made for you. Come and try it."

【puff! Light wax for the broadcaster's boyfriend. 】

[A male friend is to contribute his stomach to a female friend at a critical moment. 】

【A real man is to dare to face the dark dishes! Come on, man, you can do it. 】

Jian Ningxuan walked over under An Bu's gaze and took the plate from her hand with difficulty.

"By the way, this dish also has a name, which is called "Hidden Misfortune"." An Bu added.

[Anchor, is it really okay for you to blatantly say that you are harboring evil intentions? 】

[Not only does it hide evil intentions, but also wears a green hat, anchor, you are so cruel to your boyfriend! 】

[If I were the anchor's boyfriend, I would never eat it! 】

[Anchor, turn the camera over, I want to see your boyfriend eat Xiang, no, it's a flat. 】

Naturally, An Bu wouldn't listen to them, he just said, "His stomach is already suffering, so let him leave his face anyway."

The screen is full of "Hahahaha" and a row of candles.

Jian Ningxuan picked up the rice ball and took a tentative bite. Ok? There is no spiciness, only the rich meat flavor and plump sauce, it's delicious!

He looked up at An Bu, who gave him a sweet, doting smile.

Seeing An Bu's twisted grimace, everyone in the live broadcast room mourned for her boyfriend.

[Poor, such a good young man was ruined in a love that contained evil intentions. 】

[Seeing the host's smile, I can't help but feel a chrysanthemum for her boyfriend. 】

[Anchor, please be sure to stay with your boyfriend forever, and never come out to harm other men! 】

Anbu won't tell them the truth, waiting for them to personally experiment to harm others.

While eating the rice balls, the cat owner stared coldly at these stupid humans.

"Okay, today's live broadcast ends here. Thank you for your support. See you at 10 o'clock tomorrow night." The first live broadcast gained 43 fans and 5 points of anger, which is not bad.

An Bu exited the live broadcast room and asked the cat master with a smile, "Is it delicious?"

Jian Ning Xuan nodded, there were only a few toothpicks left on the dinner plate, and even the green cucumber hat was eaten.

You can see how much he likes him by looking at his radiance.

An Bu packed up the kitchen, copied the live video recorded just now into the computer, returned to the room, and started writing a diary.

Yesterday, she took the time to read the recent photo album diary, which probably filled up the memory she had lost recently, but she hadn't had time to remember what happened at the Hot Spring Villa, so she didn't know.

After finishing the notes, Jian Ningxuan walked into the room and handed An Bu a box.

Anbu opened it and found that it was a new phone or a new one. She glanced at him, wondering if he chose it at random, or because he had investigated Xinqi's relationship with her before.

Turning on the phone, Anbu re-stored the phone number, and the cat owner's name came first.

At this moment, Jian Ningxuan's cell phone rang suddenly, he glanced at it, and pressed it without hesitation. But after a while, the phone rang again, Jian Ningxuan pressed it again, and then swiped a few times, pulling the person into the blacklist.

"What happened? Who called it?" An Bu asked curiously.

Jian Ningxuan showed her the call record.

"Ge Liwei?" An Bu read his name again, "Who is he?"

After asking, he immediately remembered the contents of the diary he had read before, this man was Jian Ningxuan's uncle.

Jian Ningxuan typed two words on the phone: Uncle.

An Bu thought to himself that he was looking for Jian Ningxuan for Ge Tingting's sake. This time his "feigned death" seemed to be related to this girl, but he didn't know the details.

Jian Ningxuan's face was calm, and she didn't mean to talk deeply.

An Bu didn't want to talk about it either, so he changed the subject and said, "Mr. Jian, can't you speak yet?"

Jian Ningxuan moved her lips, but couldn't make a sound.

An Bu patted him: "It's okay, the doctor told you to relax and go out more. So, shall we go out to play tomorrow?"

Jian Ningxuan: Where are you going?

An Bu thought for a while: "fishing at sea?"

Jian Ningxuan nodded in agreement.

It is estimated that even if he is taken to the virgin forest to see the savages, he will not object.

The next day, the two went out early. Came to the sea, hired a fishing boat, went straight to the embrace of the sea

The two rented the captain's fishing gear, sat leisurely on the deck, and fished while watching the sea.

At this moment, Jian Ningxuan suddenly handed her the mobile phone, which read: Competition?

An Bu wanted to refuse, but then changed his mind and said, "The game is OK, but the rules need to be changed."

Jian Ningxuan: How to change it?

"Catch fewer fish than anyone."

Jian Ningxuan: "…"

"How is it?" An Bu looked at him with a smile.

Jian Ningxuan nodded: Then compare.

Therefore, under the premise of normal fishing, the two caught less fish than the other.

As a result, Jian Ningxuan was possessed like a sea god, and the fish clan fought to bite his hook without fear of death. On the other hand, An Bu was cold and unmoving.

The captain was also stunned, and praised Jian Ningxuan's excellent fishing skills.

Jian Ningxuan, who has never fished before: "..." Why is this?

An Bu smiled and said, "Mr. Jian, congratulations, you have lit up a new skill."

Jian Ningxuan looked at her in confusion. The two are only two or three meters apart, so why is the gap so big?

He threw the line out again, intending to try again.

An Bu: Fortunately, he only used ordinary bait. If it is a high-end bait, maybe even a golden octopus can be caught.

Jian Ningxuan has a pure and honest yang energy, which is extremely attractive to most creatures. It is a pity that his physique is too special, with high temperature and high heat, it is difficult for ordinary terrestrial creatures to approach, but marine creatures are not affected.

Anbu is the opposite of him, a corpse aura will only attract similar creatures.

While thinking about it, An Bu's fishing line suddenly straightened.

Jian Ningxuan's eyes lit up, and she cast an eager look at her, urging her to pull the hook.

An Bu was also very puzzled, which fish without such eyes would actually bite her hook?

Quickly reeling in the fishing line, the fish caught by Anbu gradually emerged from the water. This is a large gray-brown fish with a flat head and a column-like body, with yellow-white powdery fine lines, no pectoral fins and pelvic fins, and looks a little disgusting.

"I'm going, how did you catch this thing?" The captain's face changed slightly when he saw the fish.

Anbu was silent.

Jian Ningxuan looked at the captain in confusion.

The captain explained: "This fish is called 'oil cone'. It feeds on the carrion of dead corpses. Wherever it appears, the body is usually found. The meat of the oil cone is tender and has cosmetic effects, but we fishermen are not very fond of catching them. ."

Jian Ningxuan frowned, a look of rejection on his face.

An Bu calmly fished it up, put it into the bucket, and said with a smile, "Tonight's dark dishes are here."

Jian Ningxuan: "..." Are you not afraid that your fans will kill you?

Wait a minute, after the finished product comes out, he is the one who will try the dishes! This kind of thing, no matter how delicious it is, he doesn't want to eat it!

Jian Ningxuan began to mourn for her stomach...