My Corpse is Bohemian

Just as An Bu was broadcasting live here, the foreigners in the camp on the other side glanced at this side with a bit of disapproval on their faces, and one of the men with a big nose smiled and said: "The people of Z country seem to regard survival in the wild as a I went out on an outing, and I saw them all weak and not even able to set up a tent, and they were still interested in live broadcasts."

"Hahaha, I bet they can't last for 2 days." The tattooed man sitting on the ground teased while cutting a wooden stick with a dagger.

A few people around laughed, and even made a bet with great interest. They spoke the E language and did not deliberately lower their voices. An Bu, who was not far away, could hear it clearly, but she didn't care. Compared with foreigners who like sports and adventures, the experience of wild survival in country Z is indeed far away. Insufficient, this is the difference caused by living habits, and when adventure sports gradually flourish in the future, survival skills can always be improved.

As long as these foreigners do not have obvious discrimination and malice, An Buquan should not have heard of this irony and humor.

However, she didn't care, but the audience in the live broadcast room quit. Several of them were proficient in E language. Although they couldn't hear it clearly, a few unfriendly words were enough to make them make up a big drama.

[Anchor, those crooked nuts behind you are casting ridicule skills on us! 】

【wipe! You look down on us, do you really think that there is no one in our big Z country? 】

[Anchor, quickly release your boyfriends and kill them! 】

【Do it, do it! ! ! 】

An Bu: "Don't worry, let's eat first. If we fight with them after a few words, doesn't it seem that we are too impatient? Let's go, let's find some fresh ingredients first. Since we are surviving in the wild, we should naturally source material.”

An Bu got up and walked towards the woods, while Jian Ningxuan followed her with her phone.

[Anchor, is there anything delicious around here? 】

An Bu: "The location of the camp is not deep enough, and there are not many edible wild vegetables. When I came here just now, I found toona sinensis, purslane and locust flower, and I went back to the river to catch a few fish. Today's dinner will have it. landed."

[Anchor, are you sure you can catch fish? What if I can't catch it? 】

An Bu: "If you can't catch it, then find some insects and make a hodgepodge of insects."

[There was an abnormal jitter on the screen just now, I guess the anchor's boyfriend felt the powerful power from the hodgepodge of insects. 】

[Hahaha, poor boyfriend, this time we are going to taste the true gathering of heroes. 】

At this time, a viewer in the live broadcast room suddenly reminded loudly: [Anchor! Look at the front left, there seems to be a snake! ! ! 】

Hearing this, An Bu turned his head to look forward to the left, and sure enough, there was a snake over 2 meters long, curled up, raised its head, and faced this side vigilantly.

Jian Ningxuan took a step forward and blocked An Bu from behind.

An Bu patted his back and reassured: "This is a black snake, not poisonous."

No matter whether it is poisonous or not, Jian Ningxuan will not let it get close to Anbu.

An Bu said again: "With this snake, there is no need to catch fish."

What's the meaning? !

Jian Ningxuan and everyone in the live broadcast room had a thought at the same time: Do you intend to catch snakes if you don't catch fish? ? ?

An Bu bypassed Jian Ningxuan and walked straight towards the snake.

Before Jian Ningxuan could stop her, she was already squatting less than one meter away from the snake.

[Anchor, take it easy! 】

[Anchor, don't be impulsive! 】

[Anchor, how are you going to catch the snake? 】

[Anchor, as long as you catch this snake, I will immediately send three aircraft carriers. 】

An Bu ignored the crowd, raised his left hand, slowly swayed in front of the snake to attract its attention, and then suddenly shot, slapped the snake's head with his palm, and moved his right hand at the same time, quickly grabbed its neck, relaxed and freehand. lift it up.

The whole process only took 20 seconds, and everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned, and it was over before a few words were finished.

An Bu held the twisting snake, faced the camera, and smiled: "It's the staple food tonight."

[Fuck, catch the snake with bare hands, the anchor is a real hero! 】

[Lord Anchor, please don’t take my knee carelessly! 】

[To be honest, anchor, you must have practiced iron sand palm and white bone claws. 】

[Anchor, you are definitely a big boss in women's clothing! The hand speed of this second shot is obviously practiced. 】

[No nonsense, the three aircraft carriers are respectful. 】

Jian Ningxuan looked at An Bu with a smile on her face, her nervousness gradually calmed down. Although he was a little annoyed at her boldness, he felt extremely happy to see her in such high spirits.

Not wanting her to get hurt, but also not wanting to restrain her too much, Jian Ningxuan's mood is really contradictory.

Next, An Bu picked a few handfuls of purslane and locust flower, and then returned to the camp with Jian Ningxuan.

When the team leader Zhao Kaihe saw them coming back, he was about to remind them that they should not act without authorization, but he caught a glimpse of the snake in An Bu's hand, and he swallowed it when he got to his mouth.

When several foreigners saw An Bu was carrying a snake, they couldn't help whistling, but they didn't make a fuss. As long as they had the right tools, it was not difficult to catch a non-venomous snake. However, they didn't know that Anbu didn't use tools at all, it was purely manual operation, which is not something ordinary people can do.

Anbu went to the river to process the ingredients. When he came back, the water in the pot was half boiled. Anbu put the sliced ​​snake meat and snake skin into hot water once, then poured out the water, re-boiled a pot of boiling water, put the snake meat into the pot and boiled it slowly. The rest of the snake skin is skewered on a wooden skewer, grilled by the fire, sprinkled with seasonings, grilled until the snake skin is charred and rolled out of oil, coated with the juice from the locust flower, and the alternative skewered snake skin is made. .

Although the appearance is unspeakable, most of the live broadcast rooms want to try it! However, they could only watch An Bu hand over the snake skin skewer to Jian Ning Xuan, and after a minute or two, there was only one wooden sign left.

【Ah, ah, I think about it again! 】

[The anchor boyfriend, is it delicious? 】

Jian Ningxuan expressed her affirmation with a cold "um".

"Although the conditions are simple, the taste of wild snakes should be good. If you are interested in the future, you can try the game yourself."

While explaining, An Bu threw the locust petals and purse into the soup pot, added salt, and boiled it together with the snake meat. After a while, a simple and crude snake meat clear soup was completed. The steam was steaming and the fragrance was strong. It overflowed, causing everyone in the camp to look sideways.

Naturally, the task of tasting the dishes was given to Jian Ningxuan, who was not "stomach" to death.

After he took a sip, An Bu asked the question everyone in the live broadcast room wanted to ask: "How does it taste?"

Jian Ningxuan calmly spit out two words: "Not bad."

[Boyfriend, do you dare to say one more word! 】

Jian Ningxuan: "Not bad."

【! ! ! 】

[Hahahaha... Visually, the anchor's boyfriend is a cold-bellied black type. 】

An Bu described for him: "The snake soup is infused with the fragrance of locust flower, the nutrition of purslane and the natural game flavor. The taste is indescribable. Please make up your own mind."

The first sentence is still like that, but the style of painting changes abruptly later.

"Excuse me, excuse me." At this moment, a foreign man with a tattoo on his arm came over, holding a stainless steel bowl in his hand, and smiled at the footpath, "Girl, the snake soup you made, I don't know if it will work. Can't you let me taste it?"

[Reject, must refuse! 】

[They also satirized our big Z country before, and now they come to beg for food and tell him: getout! 】

The tattooed man made a poss at the camera without hesitation, and said hello with a smile: "Hello everyone, my name is 'Joey'."

【Good you big devil! 】

[Hello You, my name is 'I'm mad at you'. 】

[Hey, eat, take off the door. 】

Relying on the fact that others could not understand, everyone in the live broadcast room showed a lot of Mandarin.

An Bu replied in E language: "Hello, if you don't dislike it, please feel free to taste it."

"Thank you." Joey was also polite, and immediately filled a bowl of soup with a piece of snake meat. I tried the temperature, then raised my head and took a sip.

In the next second, he saw his three-dimensional face distorted beyond human form, with a painful appearance that he wanted to vomit.

[Ha ha ha ha ha... He let me know the taste of this pot of soup very vividly. 】

[Hahaha, I accepted this expression pack. 】

[Without a stomach that is not bad for King Kong, I dare to taste the dark dishes of the anchor, it is really beyond my own power. 】

[No wonder the anchor agreed so refreshingly, so he was waiting here. 】

[Strange, didn't the anchor's boyfriend say it's good? 】

[Stupid upstairs, how can our Z people's black hole stomach that is invulnerable to all poisons can be compared with crooked nuts? 】

[It is true what was said upstairs. 】

Joey looked at An Bu resentfully, not understanding why a beautiful girl would do this kind of anti-human food.

An Bu said to him without changing his face in the E language: "Joey, there must be people with more peculiar tastes among your companions. Why don't you bring a bowl back and give them a taste?"

Joey didn't understand the deep meaning of her words at first, and politely declined: "No, I think they..."

[Joey Xiansen, there is a saying in Z country that "poisoning Lele is not as good as all Lele", it is wrong to eat alone. 】

[Yeah, the so-called "snakes share, bad ones share", don't you really want them to taste this unique delicacy? 】

[Joey, did you make it? The anchor in front of you can be the famous food queen in our big Z country. It is rare to have the opportunity to taste the food she made by herself. Shouldn't you share it with your friends? 】

In the live broadcast room, the audience proficient in E language began to interpret the idiom of Z country in a fancy way, earnestly and enticing.

Joey was stunned for a moment, then had an epiphany: "You are right, I should let my friends taste this 'deliciousness' too."

Having said that, he asked An Bu's opinion and took away half the pot of snake soup.

A few minutes later, there was a sound of juice spraying one after another in the foreigner camp, and then I saw Joey being attacked by an inhumane group.

Everyone in the live broadcast room rolled the screen with laughter.

[How cruel the anchor's dark cooking is. 】

[How powerful is the host's boyfriend's stomach. 】

[For the anchor and the anchor's boyfriend, write it down in one word: Steady! 】