My Corpse is Bohemian

Anbu put one foot on the window sill of the staff lounge, drinking juice, watching the scenery, doing leg presses, and listening to foreign languages ​​with headphones plugged in. Multitasking, physical and mental balance.

The facial paralyzed bear costume on her body has not been changed, but the bear head has been removed, and her chubby body is still as flexible as a baboon after doing leg-pressing exercises.

After completing a set of actions, a short essay was memorized. At the end, he opened his bear arms and shouted passionately: "Don'twastelifeindoubtsandfears! (Don't waste your life in doubt and fear!

The staff member who happened to pass by: "..." What a big bear.

An Bu put on the bear's head without changing his face, and calmly walked past a few people: these stupid humans don't understand how tall the baby bear is.

Baby Bear will not send balloons in the afternoon, but only focus on cuteness. Anbu walked around in the amusement park with bear steps. Once caught by tourists, he would donate his body and change tricks to meet their demands. Most of the tourists are friendly, but occasionally encounter some unreasonable oddities.

Like this couple in front of you.

They asked An Bu to squat on the ground. One of them held a toy knife in the shape of a beheading, and the other made a gesture to stab a chrysanthemum.

Poke a chrysanthemum? Simply unbearable.

Anbu learned of their intentions and decisively refused their request. This kind of insulting action is fine if it's a joke between acquaintances, but it's a bit rude to do it to a stranger in a large audience.

"It's just a poss, and it won't really do anything to you?" the man said dissatisfied.

"Yeah." The woman also echoed, "Isn't the mascot designed to accompany tourists to have fun? What are you pretending to be?"

"Hurry up, we'll leave when we're done shooting." The man tapped An Bu's shoulder with a toy knife, and said arrogantly, "If you don't let us shoot today, we'll complain to you."

"Just please." An Bu didn't care.

The woman coquettishly said to the man: "Dear, I even posted it on the Moments just now. If I can't shoot it, wouldn't I be laughed at by them?"

"No, I'll let you take a picture today." The man calmed down a few words first, then said viciously to An Bu, "Squat down for me, otherwise don't blame me for being rough."

The quarrel between the two sides quickly attracted the attention of some tourists, and many people gathered around to watch the fun.

An Bu glanced at the children around him, his thoughts turned sharply, he waved his bear paw, and said proudly, "Baby bear with facial paralysis will not bow to evil forces."

"What are you talking about?" The "evil forces" man and woman said angrily, "Are you playing with us? I'll ask you again, do you shoot or not?"

"Don't shoot." An Bu handsomely clenched his fists at the onlookers. This is the signature move of the facial paralyzed baby bear, which means that it is about to fight. The baby bear with facial paralysis is the protagonist of a cartoon. He is brave, cute, loyal, and loved by children. Seeing An Bu clenching his fists, the children were all excited and raised their hands in response.

The man and woman didn't know why, but An Bu was mocking them, so the man rushed forward and grabbed her arm.

An Bu's figure flashed, and lightly avoided it.

"How dare you hide! Stop for me!" The man became angry and continued to grab her.

An Bu chuckled lightly, turned around, and moved behind the man.

"She's behind you!" The woman took a few quick steps, trying to surround herself with the man.

Anbu didn't take them seriously at all. In a circle with a radius of less than 7 meters, he showed the agility of a rabbit in the form of a bear, running, jumping, and doing backflips, turning a farce into an acrobatics. During the performance, everyone applauded and applauded, and at the same time, they took out their mobile phones to take pictures. The children were even more excited, shouting the name of the facial paralyzed baby bear. Especially when they saw that An Bu suddenly picked up a little girl and led her to somersaults, the children all went crazy, jumped at An Bu with cheers, and surrounded her.

As for the pair of men and women who were involved in trouble, they were already crowded into the corner. Where can anyone remember the previous conflict?

The little girl An Bu held in his arms was Jian Xiaowei.

Originally, Jian Ningxuan was going to take her away in the afternoon, but she insisted on playing for another two hours. Jian Ningxuan had no choice but to agree to her, but she didn't expect to meet An Bu on the way and saw her being harassed by a man and a woman.

The pair of men and women were obviously messing around, and their quality was not high. Jian Ningxuan thought that things would be very unpleasant, but she would solve it easily. Not only did it not bring any negative impact to the amusement park, but it increased a lot of popularity.

"Thank you, Xiao Weiwei." An Bu walked towards Jian Ningxuan with Jian Xiaowei in his arms after sending off the group of noisy little devils.

Jian Xiaowei blushed, and she couldn't help but be overjoyed in the arms of the facially paralyzed baby bear.

"Sir, your baby, please put it away." An Bu handed Jian Xiaowei to Jian Ningxuan.

Her approach made Jian Ningxuan feel the comfortable refreshing again.

Jian Ningxuan did not stretch out her hand, but glanced aside, assistant Xiao Liu immediately stepped forward and took the reluctant Jian Xiaowei from An Bu's hand.

"Your behavior just now was too rash." Jian Ningxuan said suddenly.

"What?" An Bu looked at him puzzled.

"If you carry the child and turn somersaults without the consent of the parents, what if there is an accident?" Jian Ningxuan's tone did not blame, but just stated the facts.

"Yes, you're right." An Bu did not deny it, but bowed and gave an elegant bear salute, "I was indeed rash just now, I hope you can forgive me."

"Uncle." Jian Xiaowei said, "I really like Baby Bear with facial paralysis, don't blame her."

Jian Ningxuan nodded and said to An Bu again, "Do you really not consider my previous proposal?"

An Bu: "I only work part-time."

Jian Ning Xuan paused: "Part-time work is also possible."

Xiao Liu next to him was confused and didn't understand what they were talking about.

"Excuse me, what do you do, sir?" An Bu asked.

Jian Ningxuan took out a business card and handed it to her: "I am a trader. I am usually busy with work and have irregular rest periods. What you have to do is to relieve my stress while I am resting."

Xiao Liu's eyes widened, as if he heard something incredible. Mr. Jian didn't even have a full-time life assistant all these years, and now he has taken the initiative to hire this paralyzed bear?

An Bu looked at the business card, there was only one name and a string of mobile phone numbers on it.

She thought for a moment, then hesitated: "I can't guarantee that I will be there whenever I pass."

"Three or five times a month is enough." Jian Ningxuan made a concession. The breath on this girl made him feel truly comfortable for the first time in twenty-nine years. If you let it go, you may never have the chance to meet again in the future.

"Okay then." An Bu agreed, "You can contact me when you need it."

The reason why he agreed was also related to Jian Ningxuan's identity as a trader. Anbu is very rich. In the past, he mainly made his fortune by buying and selling land and real estate. Later, he started to do venture capital and owns shares in several large enterprises. The wealth accumulated over the past eighty years is not even clear to her, but she cannot give her this wealth. If she adds too much anger, she will definitely enter high-popular industries in the future, such as film and television entertainment, sports competition, medicine and health care, etc., so she needs a professional trader who understands the financial market and has investment vision to help her manage her excess funds. .

An Bu and Jian Ningxuan exchanged contact information and reached a preliminary employment agreement.

"Would you like to have dinner together at night?" Jian Ningxuan asked casually, with imperceptible joy in her tone.

This sentence shocked Xiao Liu again. Anyone who knows Jian Ningxuan knows that because of his special physique, he is rarely close to people. In addition to his professional attributes, he can stay in front of the computer for almost a month to analyze the board, not to mention inviting others to dinner, even if it is normal interpersonal communication, there is very little participate.

"No, thank you, my work isn't over yet." An Bu waved his farewell.

Seeing her walk five or six meters away, Jian Ningxuan was immediately overwhelmed by the churning heat waves again. After experiencing that refreshing feeling, the dry heat that had accompanied him for twenty-nine years suddenly became extremely unbearable.

Jian Ningxuan thought to herself, if that girl had a computer or a mobile phone, she could take it with her wherever she goes...

After finishing work at the amusement park, Anbu drank two glasses of juice, went to the gym for another hour, then went home to take a bath, watching the quiz while making small crafts.

After nine o'clock in the evening, An Bu received a text message from her prospective boss, Jian Ningxuan.

【Can you cook? 】

【Can. 】

Anbu's cooking skills are specially learned, but she can't make real delicious food, because her sense of taste is different from ordinary people, so she can only make food that meets the standard according to the conventional ratio. Although it tastes better than what the average person makes, it cannot be innovative. And if someone secretly added other ingredients to the meal, she wouldn't be able to taste it.

【Is it inconvenient now? Can you come over and help me make a supper? 】

Ask a girl to go to his house for supper at nine o'clock in the evening? Is this guy serious or genuine?

[The address is sent. 】

An Bu readily agreed, and decided to treat tonight as an interview with the boss.

Jian Ningxuan quickly sent the address, which was about ten minutes away from the community where An Bu was located.

Putting on a set of sportswear, An Bu put on his backpack and went out.

On the top floor of Hengdi Building, Jian Ningxuan sat in front of the computer, staring at the screen, but his mind could not calm down. The air conditioner at home was turned on to 14 degrees, but he still felt uncomfortable, as if a flame was burning in his body, and the cold air from the outside and the hot air in the body collided, causing him to suffer.

Jian Ningxuan hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to send that text message to An Bu.

Fifteen minutes later, a ringing sound came from the door, Jian Ningxuan clicked on the video, confirmed her identity, and immediately opened the door.

When the girl stepped into the door, she seemed to bring autumn into the room, all the heat disappeared, and what followed was a refreshing coolness.

"Good evening, Mr. Jian." An Bu gave him a bright smile.

"Good evening." Jian Ningxuan stood in the living room and looked at her quietly.

"What do you want to eat?" An Bu asked as he changed his shoes.

"You can do it, I'm not a picky eater." In fact, Jian Ningxuan is a very picky eater, and any food that may cause fire will not be included in his menu. But with this girl here today, he might not be too particular about it.

Seeing her walk into the kitchen, Jian Ningxuan inadvertently caught a glimpse of the number displayed on the air conditioner, and hurried over to adjust the temperature to 26 degrees.

In recent years, the reason why he didn't have a fixed life assistant by his side was not only because of his special constitution and withdrawn personality, but also because the low temperature at home was kept at a temperature of more than ten degrees all the year round, which normal people could not bear.

However, when this girl came in just now, it didn't seem to show any abnormality? Doesn't she think the temperature in the room is too low?

Of course, An Bu would not feel anything. Whether it was high temperature or low temperature, as long as it did not damage the skin, it would make no difference to her.

When he opened the freezer, the ingredients inside were very rich. An Bu chose noodles, eggs, shallots and some ingredients, and planned to make a bird's nest noodle omelette for Jian Ningxuan.