My daily routine of exorcising demon love with Miss Miko

Erina's cuteness is not surprising.

However, she finds anything round and round to be cute.

Even a bunch of fish balls will be found super cute by her.

Therefore, when it comes to these two fat white ghosts, they may not be in the category that ordinary people can find cute. After all, he has no face, so his actual appearance may be very scary.

Yi Xing imagined what they looked like, and suddenly felt a chill.

Maybe it's because I'm scaring myself, and it's purely because my brain's imagination creates a sense of fear.

But in fact, even scary ghosts that can scare ordinary people into cardiopulmonary arrest are nothing special in Erina's eyes.

In her opinion, these things are just invisible to ordinary people and are not much different from microorganisms.

So as long as it's not hostile, unless it looks too scary or appears suddenly to engage in "jump scares", it will be difficult to arouse any fear in the eldest lady. It is normal for the expression to remain unchanged.

Therefore, if there is a ghost who enjoys scaring people, they will probably be very disappointed if they see such a bland reaction from her.

"Miss, are they just eating white rice?"

In order not to disturb them, Yi Xing asked in a low voice to the eldest lady who was leaning on his arms.

"Yeah, yeah. It's so round. I probably died from eating too much rice in my last life." She said this in a low voice at first, then suddenly paused and said again: "Huh? No. They brought out the side dishes again. Come and eat, and it’s a croquette.”

"It clearly looks like a ghost from the ancients, but the taste is really modern enough." After Yoshiyuki said this, he decided: "Miss, how about I make croquettes for you tonight?"

"Oh! That's great!" Erina said enthusiastically: "If you want to add more meat to it! Just use the Kobe beef you bought yesterday!"

Croquettes do not contain cola.

It is a popular home-cooked dish in Japan, originating from an import from France.

The Japanese modified the recipe to suit their tastes, and now the standard way to make this dish is to add fried onions and minced meat to mashed potatoes, then shape it into an oval pancake and fry it.

Logically speaking, minced meat is made from a mixture of beef and pork.

However, the eldest lady was very extravagant and wanted to use pure beef, and also named the extremely expensive Kobe beef.

Only people who are rich and don't know much about food can say this.

You know, what they bought was the highest grade A5 grade Kobe beef, which costs 25,000 yen per kilogram.

Most people would never dare to neglect Kobe beef at this price, and would definitely enjoy it in the safest way.

Yoshiyuki didn't bother to complain about why Erina had such a picky tongue but didn't want to put more thought into food, so he just said this.

"Miss, it's such a waste to use Kobe beef to make ground meat. The taste of the dishes will not be any better than that of ordinary beef."

"Then you make the decision yourself! Anyway, I just want to eat."

Erina actually seemed very proud as she said this.

At this point, Yoshiyuki was already preparing to ask her if she could run again.

However, a man and a woman walking not far away attracted his attention again.

The woman held the man's hand and said shyly.

"Honey, let's go over there for a lunch, shall we? I made your specialty croquettes!"

The man looked at her with a doting look on his face and said so with a smile that made his jaw drop.

"Wow, that's great! Wife, you are so kind and you understand me so well! Croquettes are my favorite!"

"Husband~"

"Wife~"

"Honey, give me a kiss!"

"Huh? You want it again? Didn't you just..."

"Honey, do you not love me anymore?"

Having said this, it seems a bit embarrassing not to kiss.

So the man looked around sheepishly and found that both Erina and Yoshiyuki were pretending to look at the scenery. He seized the opportunity and immediately kissed his wife.

"Hey." Erina, who was not afraid of ghosts, saw this scene out of the corner of her eye and couldn't help but shudder. She was so frightened that she immediately hugged Dango with one hand and hugged Yoshiyuki tightly with the other: "Yoshiyuki, look at those two people. It’s disgusting. It’s greasy and crooked.”

"It's easy for newlyweds to be like this."

Yoshiyuki hugged his master and touched her head to reassure her.

"Hey, why do you always touch my head when I'm scared, Yi Xing?"

"Well, this is because..." When Yoshiyuki said this, he was speechless for a moment.

"Hey, don't just tell half of the story! Why?"

"Well……"

"Na na, na na na, na na na na."

Yoshiyuki knew and had to explain.

Because the eldest lady has fallen into the "I'm curious" mode like Chitanda Eru, turning into a suona spirit. If you don't give her an answer, she will continue to do it and annoy you to death.

However, Chitanda is not annoying, and has a somewhat pure and astringent emotion.

Erina, on the other hand, deliberately repeated "Na" endlessly just to annoy Yoshiyuki to death.

To be honest, what Yi Xing was thinking about was the saying from China: "If you touch the fur, you won't be scared."

But he couldn't say it in Japanese, so he decided to change it to something with the same core idea.

"Miss, have you ever heard of Samoyed?" He said with a gentle smile, touching the head of the eldest daughter again.

"I've heard that it's a dog. What's wrong?"

"If the Samoyed is frightened, he will get better quickly if he is touched on the head. The same goes for the eldest lady."

"Oh..." When Erina heard this, her mind was a little confused for a while.

But soon, she became so angry that she hit Yoshiyuki in the chest with a dumpling.

"Hey, you scumbag servant how dare you call me a dog! What do you mean!"

"Miss, I was wronged!" Yoshiyuki said with a very aggrieved look, "I am complimenting you with this comparison! After all, miss, you and the Samoyed have so much in common!"

"What about? Come on, tell me. If you don't tell me, I'll punish you for practicing sword practice behind my back!"

"For example, Miss, you have white hair and white skin. Are Samoyeds also white? And you are both very cute."

"Oh...oh." After hearing this, Erina's mind was a little overwhelmed, so she said confused and hesitantly: "Is that so?"

"That's it, Miss. You can always trust me." Yoshiyuki quickly changed the subject: "Ah, look at those two people!"

At this time, the young couple lovingly walked to the bench where the two fat white men were sitting and sat down.

Then, Yoshiyuki heard Erina burst into laughter in front of him.

Presumably in her eyes, this is like a bug in the world or a game out of model.

Both the human and the fat man overlap.

Yi Xing couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

He felt that if it was really a bug, then the world he traveled to might have been created by Ubisoft.