My Daily Salted Fish Routine

[The fifth update will be very...cultivating immortality is poisonous]

"Are you too ambitious? How dare you play with your phone on stage?" Luo Jia replied speechlessly.

"Of course. When I was in school, I relied on this unique skill to keep my mobile phone from being handed over by the class teacher." Li Mingzhu was pretending to be very focused on listening to the people singing on the stage, and then immersed herself in writing. , as if she was writing a comment, but in fact she was writing a reply on the tablet, chatting with Luo Jia and the others happily.

Luo Qingyi and Liu Yaoyao looked at each other, "What should I do when I ask you to give an evaluation later?"

Li Mingzhu sent a sunglasses emoji: "I have a script."

Luo Jia and the other three were speechless.

Is there such an operation?

Liu Yaoyao: "You are too careless. If you paddle like this, someone might find out and blow your head off."

"Damn it, you have broken my perception since I was a child. I have always thought that the evaluations made by the judges of variety shows come from the heart, and I also think what they say makes sense." Luo Jia complained.

Luo Jia was indeed speechless. Now that she thinks about it, the style of those variety shows she watched in the past has completely changed. Who knows what those judges who have attracted so much attention look like they are listening to the song seriously, but in fact they are doing something like that? They all can’t be like Li Mingzhu...

Luo Qingyi: "[Full of rage] Yes, yes, you give us back our childhood!"

Li Mingzhu: "[Tan Shou] There are also judges who give scores from the bottom of their hearts. They give their own evaluations based on the performance of the people on the stage. They are more dedicated. I am lazy anyway, and I give scores based on feeling. When the time comes, Just read according to the script. Anyway, even the champion has been predetermined, and they should have their own number in mind."

Liu Yaoyao: "Then the old man next to you who looked so moved that he was about to shed tears is he acting?"

Luo Jia and Luo Qingyi didn't notice this, and looked around quickly. They were located relatively far forward, and could see quite clearly without a telescope. Sure enough, they saw a very moved look on the face of one of the judges, with his eyes closed, as if I have fallen deeply into the atmosphere created by the song.

If this were acting, it would be considered the level of an acting emperor. Sure enough, Jiang is still as good as he is old, and an experienced actor is an experienced actor.

Li Mingzhu looked straight and replied: "Probably, but I think he is really listening. After all, he is an old man and is relatively disciplined. But looking at the other one, the dancing crazy woman, this one is acting like It's a bit exaggerated."

Luo Jia and Luo Qingyi quickly looked to the other side of the judges' table, and sure enough they saw the crazy woman Li Mingzhu was talking about. Among the judges on the stage, Li Mingzhu had a serious face and frowned, as if he was listening carefully. And she kept writing something, but she was actually replying to WeChat.

The old man had a look of emotion on his face. He closed his eyes and seemed to be immersed in it. If he hadn't muttered words in his mouth, he would have fallen asleep.

There is also the crazy woman Li Mingzhu mentioned. She is a middle-aged woman. She is dancing as if this song is a masterpiece that she has never heard before. She is so excited that she can't help herself...

There was another one who was smiling and clapping, a look that won my heart...

It was simply a chaotic dance of demons.

Luo Jia: "[Sweating] I feel more and more that acting is the key to doing well in your profession, and it is definitely indispensable."

Liu Yaoyao: "Your Majesty is right.

Luo Qingyi: "The Holy One is the Holy One."

At this time, after a singer finished singing, the host smiled and asked the judges to score. Li Mingzhu took the lead and showed an eight-point sign.

"Unexpectedly, Teacher Li Mingzhu was the first to give a high score of eight points. It seems that Teacher Li is also very optimistic about this player. Jin Chiren's eyes lit up.

"Yes, the melody of this song is catchy, coupled with the deep and deep singing voice, the emotion is expressed quite well. It can be seen that it is true love, without showing off any skills, and it is very heart-warming, so I give Eight points." Li Mingzhu gave her evaluation with a smile.

"Thank you, teacher, thank you, teacher." The contestant on the stage was very excited and bowed quickly. Although he himself didn't know what kind of heart he had, he was still very happy that the judges gave him a high score. This thank you was quite significant. Be distracted.

"Come on, I think you have the potential to be a champion, don't let me down." Li Mingzhu nodded with a smile and sat back.

"Thank you, teacher." The contestant was so moved that he almost cried. He felt that Teacher Li was really a great talent in his life and was very insightful.

"Next, let's ask the other judges to give their scores." the host said.

"Bah, you didn't even listen to the song, you're getting slapped, and you're still bragging, you're so shameless." Luo Qingyi came over with a spitting expression.

Liu Yaoyao: "Protest, protest, this lousy program has an inside story, a very deep inside story, this teacher Li must have received money, this bragging is too inconsistent with the Basic Law, I want to protest.

Luo Jia: "`If you give this guy eight points, won't your conscience hurt, Mr. Li?"

Li Mingzhu: "Bah, you guys know a hammer. If I give high scores, someone will naturally give low scores. In short, his overall score will be fixed at a certain level. In this case, I will definitely give high scores and be a good person. "

Luo Jia: "Isn't there something serious about this bullshit show?"

Liu Yaoyao: "Hey, look, Han Xuan is here."

Li Mingzhu: "Very good, this little bitch, just wait, I will give her a zero score right away."

Luo Qingyi: "Bah, if you really dare to give me zero points, I, Luo Qingyi, will call you sister once I see you."

Li Mingzhu sat on the judges' bench and looked at the words Luo Qingyi said on the tablet, feeling very moved.

"Really?" she replied.

System prompt: Luo Qingyi withdrew a message.

Liu Yaoyao: "Hahahahaha. (That's good)"

Luo Jia: "Hahahaha."

Li Mingzhu was speechless.

She admired Luo Qingyi's shamelessness very much.

On the stage, Han Xuan has already started singing. It is a love song, telling the story of a woman in love who feels like breaking up...

Li Mingzhu listened carefully, and I have to say that she has the ability, her voice is not bad, and she can sing about the love between teenagers and girls quite well. No wonder her company would choose to praise her. In this circle, although her rap skills and strength are not decisive Something, but the company will naturally not support a tone-deaf person.

Generally speaking, you also need to be strong.

But from other aspects, the image is also a big plus point, as you can see from the reaction of the audience in the stands.

Han Xuan was greeted by the program crew and her singing was indeed good. When she finished singing, the judges naturally followed suit and gave her high scores. .