My Daily Salted Fish Routine

"Oh, so it's like this." Liu Yaoyao said in surprise, and then recalled it carefully, "It seems to be like this. You are so awesome, you can see it all..."

"Hmph, I suspect that his acting skills must have been trained by pretending like this. Luo Qingyi has been following his tricks all day long, but she is not on the same level as her brother." Li Mingzhu said with a cold snort.

Luo Qingyi also likes to put on airs, especially when she wants to act coquettishly. Li Mingzhu and Liu Yaoyao often complained secretly that she, the elder sister, acted like a primary school student all day long and acted coquettishly with her younger brother, and she was also very thick-skinned.

"But isn't it good for us to discuss plotting against her like this?" Liu Yaoyao hesitated.

And... In fact, she was too embarrassed to ask how to pretend to be pitiful. It seemed difficult.

"Then do you think it's okay to go our separate ways?" Li Mingzhu asked, "We'll become strangers by then. When we walk across each other, we'll greet each other in the same way.

"No, no, no..." Liu Yaoyao was horrified and shook her head quickly. She never wanted to fall out with Luo Qingyi. Thinking about this scene made her extremely sad.

"Then do as I say." Li Mingzhu said without any doubt.

"Oh." Liu Yaoyao nodded obediently.

"Speaking of which, how did you fall in love with him?" Li Mingzhu asked, staring at Liu Yaoyao with a gossipy look on his face.

"This..." Liu Yaoyao was a little shy and didn't want to say anything.

"Say it quickly." Li Mingzhu couldn't hold back the raging spirit of gossip in her heart and asked repeatedly.

"It's better not to say it, I'm a little embarrassed." Liu Yaoyao waved her hand quickly.

"Oh, what do you and I have to be embarrassed about? Tell me quickly. If you don't tell me, I will tell Luo Jia." Li Mingzhu threatened.

Liu Yao's soul flew away, and he said sadly and angrily: "Why are you like this?"

Li Mingzhu smiled coldly, "Is this the first day you've met me? Tell me quickly, otherwise... well, it's up to you.

"Okay then, you have to promise not to tell anyone else." Liu Yaoyao gritted her teeth.

"Okay, okay, I promise." Li Mingzhu nodded perfunctorily.

Liu Yaoyao pondered for a while and whispered: "Actually, I just feel that being with him is very relaxing and happy, and I want to take care of him, because he is carefree and doesn't care about the small details. I get worried when he goes out. Will he suffer a loss......"

"Can he still suffer a loss?" Li Mingzhu sneered at this in her heart, feeling that Liu Yaoyao thought too highly of herself and couldn't even take care of herself. She also wanted to take care of others, but she finally pried Liu Yaoyao off. She didn't interrupt Yaoyao's mouth.

"...I still want to cook for him, thinking about what flavor he likes, but he doesn't know how to take care of himself, and I worry about whether he really can't eat well when he comes out..." Liu Yaoyao talked as if she was trapped in her own fantasy.

Li Mingzhu continued expressionlessly: "I still want to give him a child. Tell your father that you really became a mistress, and then he beat him to death with a stick."

The beautiful fantasy was immediately shattered. Liu Yaoyao looked at Li Mingzhu with a pale face and said aggrievedly: "You are too cruel. How could you say such cruel words."

"Oh, really? That's really embarrassing." Li Mingzhu shrugged insincerely, "So this time you ran out very weakly, and then you were caught by Luo Qingyi, and you actually planned to be a cook. of?"

Liu Yaoyao whispered: "...He told me that the young lady who cooked the food was not delicious, so I didn't think much about it, so I came..."

Li Mingzhu looked up to the sky and sighed, feeling that her best friend was hopeless.

"I was wrong. I thought you were enlightened and actually wanted to fight for something. I didn't expect that you are still such a fool. It's really hopeless." Li Mingzhu said with a sigh.

"What did you think I was here for?" Liu Yaoyao asked curiously.

Li Mingzhu scratched her hair: "Oh, I thought you came to seduce Luo Jia, and then you gave up your virginity one night in the spring breeze, and then on the first morning, you cried for father and mother and asked him to take responsibility...

"You think too badly of me, don't you?" Luo Qingyi said with a pale face.

"Isn't this how it is played on TV?" Li Mingzhu said irresponsibly.

"Oh, if it was a TV series, I would probably take a photo and send it to Qing Yi. She was so angry that her IQ turned negative on the spot, she ran wildly in the middle of the road, and was hit by a car...

Liu Yaoyao said expressionlessly.

"Wow, I didn't expect you to be so cruel!" Li Mingzhu was shocked.

"Hmph, this is only the upper half, there is also the lower half." Liu Yaoyao snorted coldly.

"Oh, what's the lower part like?" Li Mingzhu asked curiously.

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"Then the little guy was in pain, and I was very ashamed, so I left him quietly. I found out that I was pregnant, so I gave birth to a child and raised the child alone..."

Li Mingzhu was deeply impressed and asked: "Is there anything more?"

"Of course there is. After the first part is over, isn't there a second part? His children and I grew up, and then fell in love with someone, and in the end we found out that they were actually half-sisters. This It's time for me to appear on the stage, and the classic lines should also be online." Liu Yaoyao said quietly: "Ah, no, you can't be together, he is your biological brother!"

Li Mingzhu's face turned pale and she said with shame: "I'm convinced. I'm really convinced. The plot is so subtle and the foreshadowing is so profound. It's incomparable. I'm showing off my shame. I'm showing off my shame."

Liu Yaoyao was proud and accepted Li Mingzhu's praise calmly.

"I don't think you should be an actor. You can be a script writer. You can definitely dominate and become an extremely powerful screenwriter." Li Mingzhu said.

"Hey, I don't want to be a screenwriter. I want to cook and wash clothes for the little guy. How can I have time to do that." Liu Yaoyao said.

"Damn it, have you entered the life of a middle-aged woman early?" Li Mingzhu said with hatred.

"Then tell me, is it very profitable to be a screenwriter?" Liu Yaoyao asked.

"This... can't be compared with your family." Li Mingzhu weighed it and said.

"How about comparing with the little guy?" Liu Yaoyao asked again.

Li Mingzhu thought for a moment: "Well...not to mention other things, just his few books...there are probably not many that can make more money than him...No, let's start with Regardless of whether you make money or not, don’t you have something else you want to do?”

"Yes, I also like to watch TV." Liu Yaoyao said happily.

"..." Li Mingzhu felt a splitting headache. Does this guy regard watching TV as a great career? Why do I have such a good friend?

"Don't you believe it? What I said is true. If there is nothing else, I can watch TV all day long." Liu Yaoyao said confidently.

"Okay, I believe it. Stop talking. Let's go to bed." Li Mingzhu said weakly.

"Oh."