My Daily Salted Fish Routine

Chapter 5 Two Perverts

Why not force it?

Luo Qingyi suddenly remembered what her best friend said.

Luo Qingyi blushed and said, "I don't dare-"

"And if my dad finds out, the little guy might have his legs broken—"

"It's a life-threatening incident. Wouldn't it be nice to go home with a big belly and cook the rice from raw to cooked?" The best friend came up with a bad idea.

Luo Qingyi felt a little moved, and after thinking for a moment, she still looked sad, "I still don't dare—"

"You're just a coward!" My best friend hates the iron.

"When my brother sleeps with another woman, are you afraid that he will explode in anger?"

Luo Qingyi fantasized about that scene and immediately gritted his teeth, "I'll go right away!"

Then she bought a bunch of them, but she still hasn't dared to wear them, let alone wear them to seduce.

"What a waste!" My best friend looked up to the sky and sighed.

At this time, Luo Jia was staring at a little girl standing there in front of her in stunned silence.

Luo Jia looked at her sister and found that her sister was sometimes shy and gritted her teeth, obviously unable to see her cute little sister who was so close to Chi Chi.

Damn it, I miss my girl so much that I’m hallucinating?

A girl appeared out of thin air and claimed to be the system?

Mom sells batches and travels through eighteen years. How come I don’t know that I still have a system?

"When the system is started for the first time, it also needs to be charged -" A soft voice sounded directly from the bottom of Luo Jia's heart.

What kind of weak system still needs to be charged?

"Stop talking nonsense. I'm very poor now. Give me 18 million before we talk about anything else."

"No, Master, I'm just a program, how can I have this kind of ability -" the little sister frowned.

"What's the use of you!" Luo Jia suddenly looked disgusted.

"I have a lot of information here. Master, if you want to copy the book, you can just copy it!" the little sister said quickly, making a list.

"It's okay to copy songs." Another list.

"You can also make movies!"

"If you are really short of money, there is another one~" The little sister listed a lot of what a hacker is, from getting started to reaching the top, and other magical books——

"From getting started to reaching the top? I'm afraid it's from getting started to being jailed." Luo Jia sneered, and then said, "Show me!"

"I can pass the knowledge directly to the master! Then the master can directly master it. But it will consume energy. When the energy is exhausted, I will shut down again." The little sister said, pointing to her little head, and sure enough, the upper right corner There is a battery symbol.

"What can it be filled with? Could it be yang energy?" Luo Jia was shocked, "No wonder I have been weak and sick for the past eighteen years. It turns out that you, a little goblin, are causing trouble!"

The little elf looked ashamed.

Luo Jia looked like he had seen a ghost, "Could it be another eighteen years?"

"No, no, master, you were weak before, that's why it took you so long." The little goblin said hurriedly, "I have many exercises here to strengthen your body-"

Swipe and pull, and a row of directories will appear.

"You pick the most suitable one for me." Luo Jia instructed.

Since practicing Qigong can speed up charging, it can only be practiced.

The little goblin calculated for a moment and chose a book with two big characters on it called Qi Refining.

"With such a cultivator's name, can he ascend after practicing?" Luo Jia's eyes widened.

"No, you can build a foundation." The little goblin said coquettishly, "A technique that can ascend... will turn the master into a mummy."

Luo Jia shuddered, "I understand, I will do it step by step."

"In addition to practicing martial arts, I also have to make money. Let's just copy the books. Why don't you just transfer them to my mind and I'll just copy them?"

"Okay, okay." The little elf nodded repeatedly.

"Hahaha." Luo Jia looked up to the sky and laughed, "That's right, that's right. I have something important to do. Please kneel down and pay your respects."

"Thank you Lord for your kindness." The little elf bowed Yingying.

"Little guy, what's wrong with you?" Luo Qingyi was a little worried. She felt that her brother was going crazy and was dancing in the air like a mentally retarded person.

Could it be that once he became pauper, the excitement was too great and he suffered a huge blow?

She was thinking about whether to go home and fight with the old man.

"Hahaha, there's a way." Luo Jia took her in his arms and kissed her face, she couldn't help but be happy.

"You, you, you -" Luo Qingyi blushed immediately, as if she was going to burn. She often kissed him when she was a child. Her younger brother always looked disgusted, but he was small and weak, so he couldn't stop her. Luo Qingyi would be right from time to time. Brother, let’s take a sip.

But when she grew up, her younger brother was much stronger than her, and she herself had some worries and didn't dare to be the same as she was when she was a child.

But it was the first time that her brother kissed her.

"Kacha!" My best friend quickly took a photo. This is a completely black history.

Luo Qingyi was shocked and his eyes suddenly turned fierce, "You little bitch, I, Luo Qingyi, will chop you into pieces today——"

"I was wrong -" her best friend was panicking to death. Luo Qingyi knew her vitals very well. There was no way she could survive if she caught her.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, we're still at school! I'm going to ask for leave from the teacher, and I have to find a place to live." Luo Jia scolded.

He originally planned to experience the legendary living on campus, but now he obviously can't think about it.

"Do you agree that my sister will stay?" Luo Qingyi was overjoyed.

Luo Jia snorted, noncommittal.

This was an agreement, and Luo Qingyi was overjoyed and stopped causing trouble to her best friend.

Tsk.

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