My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

Twenty minutes later, Huang Sheng'an's mother came over and took him away by his ears.

Ye Cheng helped Lu Xiao to take a taxi. He asked and his mouth went dry. He was stunned that he couldn't get the address out of this guy's mouth.

Having no choice but to take him back to his residence first.

Last time, after Jiaoxu went to Province A with him and had an affair there, she decisively told him not to return to Nandu.

Ye Cheng thought it was a good thing he didn't come back, otherwise Lu Xiao wouldn't even have a place to sleep tonight. He originally wanted to get a room, but Lu Xiao vomited on the roadside.

Recently, there was news about a drunk man who choked on his vomit. What did Ye Cheng say? He didn't dare to let him live outside alone. If something happened, it would be over.

He supported Lu Xiao out of the car. This person looked quite thin, but was surprisingly heavy.

Lu Xiao put an arm on his shoulder and pressed half of his body on him.

"You, don't touch me, I will leave on my own!" he said vaguely.

As he spoke, the smell of alcohol rushed straight to his forehead.

Ye Cheng helped him to the elevator door, sweating all over. He was not heavy, but he still smelled of alcohol and was terribly hot.

Fortunately, Lu Xiao was his boss. If it had been anyone else, he would have been abandoned by the roadside.

"...What? What? Are you home? What? What? What? Come on... No, this door doesn't look like my home." Lu Xiao vomited once, sobered up a little, and began to mutter, "Hey

, you entered the wrong password, it is 314..."

"Be quiet." Ye Cheng was upset and said unbearably.

Normally, Lu Xiao would have yelled back if he was being treated harshly.

But he was so drunk that he was so cruel to Ye Cheng that he lowered his head in grievance and stopped talking.

Ye Cheng opened the door and pushed him in. Lu Xiao screamed again: "It's so dark! I can't see, ah ah, what did I step on? What? Something..."

Ye Cheng clicked on the light and saw that Lu Xiao didn't know what? Displacement skill? He jumped from the entrance to the living room in an instant, and kicked over the trash can accurately, and the garbage was scattered on the floor.

"..."

"Where is this?" Lu Xiao muttered to himself and took two steps.

Ye Cheng shouted: "Little heart!"

Before he finished speaking, he stepped on the can and fell down shockingly.

The fall was so hard that even the coffee table shook slightly.

Ye Cheng was afraid that he would knock him somewhere, so he hurried over to check if he was injured.

Mr. Lu, who looked like a dog in the company, was almost thrown to tears by this. He held his calf and sobbed and wailed: "It hurts... I seem to have a fracture, it hurts..."

Ye Cheng also became nervous. He opened his hand and saw a red patch on his calf.

He pinched the surface and it didn't look like a fracture.

Lu Xiao was still crying out in pain, so he could only patiently say: "Okay, okay, don't scream, the skin is not broken yet."

Lu Xiao opened her eyes that were covered with tears, "But it hurts. If you breathe for me, it won't hurt anymore if my mother says it."

Ye Cheng looked at him with a dark face for two seconds, and Lu Xiao looked at him confidently and pitifully, her eyes filled with moisture, making her look even more painful.

Ye Cheng had no choice but to lower his head and blow a few breaths on his legs, "Is that okay?"

"Yeah." Lu Xiao shrank his legs. Although it still hurt a little, he managed to calm down.

Ye Cheng pulled him up, took him to the bedroom, and said, "You stay here for a while, and I'll clean up the living room."

He turned around, but was grabbed by the corner of his clothes.

"Will you come back?" Lu Xiao looked at him confused.

"Of course, this? This is my home." Ye Cheng couldn't laugh or cry, "Don't walk around, just stay in the room."

He was worried that when he was about to put it away, if Lu Xiao kicked him like that again, he would really go crazy.

Lu Xiao nodded sensibly, then took his hand back and grabbed the corner of his clothes.

Ye Cheng didn't expect that he would act like a little friend when he was drunk. He couldn't be like a little friend, so he had to accept his fate and clean up the garbage.

After tidying up the living room, he made Lu Xiao a glass of honey water to sober up the alcohol, and then went to the guest room to spread the quilt.

After everything was done, he opened the bedroom door.

If time could go back ten minutes, Ye Cheng would never leave him alone in the bedroom.

No, if he could go back a few hours, he would never let Lu Xiao follow him to dinner!

The bedroom floor was a mess, full of clothes, shoes, and accessories.

Ye Cheng is a person who likes to wear jewelry. He usually buys a lot of necklaces and rings. When he saw these things entangled together, he collapsed on the spot.

The closet door was half open, and there was a rustling sound coming from inside.

Ye Cheng's chest rose and fell as he stepped forward three to two steps and opened the closet door suddenly.

The culprit was sitting stupidly in the closet, wrapped in a pile of his clothes.

The string of reason in Ye Cheng's mind snapped. He was so angry that his hands were shaking, and he pointed at Lu Xiao and said, "Come out! Otherwise, I will throw you out right now!"

Although Lu Xiao was very drunk, she could still understand people's words.

He also understood that Ye Cheng was angry, so he reluctantly got out of the closet with a pout, knocking off a few coats when he raised his head.

"I..." He opened his mouth, but before he could defend himself, he saw Ye Cheng looking above his head, his face turning red.

His face was a little rosy before, too, because he was angry.

But the blush at this time was obviously not anger, but shame and anger. This face, including the ears and neck, became red.

Lu Xiao opened his eyes strangely, thinking that his blushing face was funny, like a cooked lobster, and the lobster was still staring at him angrily.

"You...take that thing off your head!"

Ye Cheng pointed at the top of his head with shame and anger, and almost shouted these words.

Lu Xiao scratched his head in confusion and pulled out a pair of red underwear.

He just saw this thing hidden in a pile of clothes and it was brightly colored, so he took it to play with.

"Ah, this? It's a mask, hehe... Do you like it? I'll show you how to put it on." He gestured hard at Ye Cheng, trying to make him understand the purpose of this thing, and he put it on his face.

superior.

Ye Cheng's body shook and he almost fainted.

When he was in his zodiac year, Gao Qiulan bought him some pairs of red underwear. He didn't like the color, so he didn't wear them even once. He just hid them under his clothes and pretended to be lucky.

He was extremely grateful that he had not worn it, otherwise...

Ye Cheng pulled the thing off Lu Xiao's face with force and said harshly: "Go to the living room now! Don't move while you are sitting on the sofa. If I find you move, I will immediately throw you to the stairs.

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Lu Xiao was so frightened by him that he froze, showing a disappointed expression, and reluctantly glanced at the red underwear in his hand, and returned to the living room step by step.

Ye Cheng took a deep breath and pressed his throbbing temples. It took him a long time to calm down.

It's okay, he was drunk and might forget tomorrow.

He hypnotized himself in his mind over and over again until his nerves were numb. He subconsciously thought that even if Lu Xiao still remembered, as long as he didn't pretend to be embarrassed, then the other party would be the one who was embarrassed.

After some serious mental construction, Ye Cheng was able to muster up the courage to walk out of the room.

This time, Lu Xiao didn't make a fuss anymore and sat obediently on the coffee table.

Seeing Ye Cheng come out with a sullen face, he looked over eagerly.

Ye Cheng thought he was going to apologize, but Lu Xiaoxiao asked heartily: "Can you return the mask to me?"

Also...your mother...

Ye Cheng wanted to swear, so he clenched his fists to hold back.

He clenched and unclenched his hands, clenched and unclenched, repeated this several times, and said to Lu Xiaoyan concisely: "I will take you to the guest room to sleep."

Looking at this situation, there is no need to take a shower today. He is afraid that Lu Xiao will burst the water pipe and no one will be able to sleep tonight.

Ye Cheng pulled Lu Xiao up and staggered to the guest room.

Lu Xiao glanced at the bed and said, "What a kid, I will kick you off."

Ye Cheng was speechless, "Who said I want to sleep with you? You sleep alone."

"But...I'm afraid."

"Are you afraid of a ball?"

"This? It's not my home...I'm not familiar with it."

"Stop it, Lu Xiao, I can't sleep with you." Ye Cheng frowned, with a look of disgust on his face, "I don't like sleeping in the same bed with strangers."

Ten minutes later, Lu Xiao got his wish and lay on the big bed in the master bedroom.

"Hey-" He turned around and looked at Ye Cheng's side face with bright eyes.

The lights in the bedroom were turned off, leaving only a dim wall lamp.

Ye Cheng suppressed the uncomfortable feeling, closed his eyes and said coldly: "Sleep."

Lu Xiao said to herself: "Although you yelled at me and stole my mask, your willingness to sleep with me shows that you are a good person."

Tick ​​tock, tick tock, the clock on the wall moves slowly.

Five seconds have passed, ten? seconds have passed...

Ye Cheng finally couldn't bear it any longer and kicked him off the bed, angrily saying, "Don't mention the mask again! What am I not? Good guy, get out of here and sleep in the living room!"