My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

There were more and more people on the street, passing by the store entrance.

Through the glass, you can see that Ye Cheng is wearing a red sweatshirt, gray trousers and sneakers, which looks a bit casual.

Lu Xiao looked at Tan Mengmeng. She had a well-behaved student head and particularly big eyes. She was wearing a pink suit and looked somewhat similar to Tan Xiaoqi.

‌The two of them don’t look like they are dating ‌, but more like they want to go on an outdoor outing or something.

When Ye Cheng turned to talk to her, his face just turned around.

Lu Xiao reflexively raised the long menu and covered it with incomparable skill.

Jiang Jin asked doubtfully: "Brother Xiao, don't I say hello to him?"

Without saying anything, Lu Xiao quickly covered his face with another menu and said: "Shh."

Jiang Jin: "..."

After the two people came in, Lu Xiao reluctantly put down the menu.

Jiang Jin's cheeks twitched, and his face was filled with questions: "So... what on earth am I going to do? I've been sitting there for an hour, just to wait for him, right?"

"Tan Xiaoqi wants to introduce a girlfriend to Ye Cheng." Lu Xiao said distractedly, still looking at the other side.

Jiang Jin was puzzled: "Is it a crime?"

Lu Xiao glared at him angrily, and then continued to stare at the opposite person: "He wants to take the exam for Peking University, how can he fall in love?"

For a moment, Jiang Jin had no objection.

If you want to get into Peking University...it seems like you really shouldn't fall in love...right?

He had no choice but to accompany Lu Xiao to monitor.

In a coffee shop.

Ye Cheng ordered two cups of latte, then took out the printed information from the bag and handed it to Tan Mengmeng.

"You can go through all the English competition questions from previous years," he said.

Tan Xiaoqi told him that her sister was going to participate in this year's English competition. She knew that he had won the provincial first grade, so she wanted to ask him for some advice.

The little girl was very sincere and very polite when inviting him.

Ye Cheng's character is that he likes people who are studious and inquisitive. Finally, someone from No. 13 Middle School wants to participate in the competition. If he can help, he will help.

"Thank you, senior, you are really kind." Tan Mengmeng happily closed the door and said, "If I have any questions that I don't understand in the future, can I ask you the question?"

Ye Cheng took a sip of coffee and said, "Of course, you can ask on WeChat or come to me in class."

"Okay!" Tan Mengmeng said very sweetly.

opposite.

Jiang Jin asked strangely: "Is the top student even reading a book? Why is that woman still writing?"

He didn't get a turn from Lu Xiao for a long time. When he turned his head, he saw Lu Xiao gritting his teeth and looking like he was about to rush out at any moment.

Jiang Jin: "Brother Xiao...you, are you okay?"

Lu Xiao scooped up a spoonful of ice cream and angrily stuffed it into his mouth, trying to physically cool himself down.

Damn, I'm still here. Is there any good topic?

If you are not studying, don’t you know that this will affect your study?

In the coffee shop, Tan Mengmeng did a few questions.

He raised his head and chatted with Ye Cheng: "Senior, is the one who danced "No Tomorrow" with you tonight, Senior Lu Xiao?"

Ye Cheng was startled. He didn't know why she suddenly mentioned ‌. He nodded and said, "‌ him."

Tan Mengmeng stood up and said, "You must have a good relationship in private. After all, you work so well together on stage and even won the first prize."

Ye Cheng blinked, it should be pretty good, but the other party is sometimes intermittently unclean.

"What kind of person do you think he is?" Tan Mengmeng asked.

This was not the first time for Ye Cheng to be asked such a question, and he was a little concerned.

In the interview with the "Ten Best Husbands" that year, he answered the same question -

"He is very courageous, gentle and considerate; very mature and steady, but occasionally has a childish side; very responsible and very responsible for everyone."

‌Now, there was a hint of joy in his mouth, and his tone became much lighter.

"He's quite annoying."

"He has a short temper, is childish, gets angry easily, and often gets sulky."

Obviously, the adjectives in his mouth were not complimentary, but the expression on his face made Tan Mengmeng feel that he might be in a good mood.

"Sometimes he is careless, and sometimes he is very careful." Ye Cheng shook his head with a look of helplessness on his face, "It's a complete contradiction."

Tan Mengmeng concluded: "To put it simply, it's not very mature."

Ye Cheng agreed very much: "It is indeed immature."

"However, immaturity is also an advantage." He added.

Tan Mengmeng looked incomprehensible.

Because it is immature, it is difficult to make it expensive.

Because there are no traces of polishing, it retains its original appearance.

‌That's very good.

Lu Xiao looked at the opposite side, his expression gradually becoming melancholy.

"Old Jiang." He almost sent Jiang Jin away on the spot with a sudden, long-lost call.

Whenever he calls someone something, it means something big is going to happen.

"Ah?" Jiang Jin agreed tremblingly.

"Do you think Ye Cheng likes that Tan Mengmeng?" Lu Xiao kept looking intently at the seat by the window, with a hint of resentment in his eyes.

Jiang Jin said: "Who is Tan Meng...oh, that girl opposite."

He looked at Lu Xiao's face, carefully weighed his words and said, "I guess you don't like it. Brother Cheng doesn't like her."

Lu Xiao's eyes finally lit up a little, and she looked at him and said, "What do you think he likes?"

Jiang Jin swallowed his saliva and said, "Can I... like someone who is taller and more handsome... Sister Yu? Well, it's better to have a hot temper."

"Fuck! That's right. I feel the same way." Lu Xiao slammed the table.

The shopkeeper was startled and thought he was going to fight.

Jiang Jin found the right idea and immediately followed the lead: "Yes, yes, he is the kind who is good at sports and has a healthy complexion. It is best not to be too thin, to be stronger, and then like to argue with him every day."

Lu Xiao praised: "It's absolutely true."

"I play games with him, yell at each other, run and play basketball with him, I can help him do anything anytime, anywhere, and I don't mess around at all outside." Jiang Jin boasted with a rainbow fart.

Lu Xiao was simply moved: "You know so damn well. Is that Tan Xiaoqi blind? You can't even tell."

Jiang Jin secretly breathed a sigh of relief and finally made his ancestors happy.

While Tan Mengmeng was writing the topic, Ye Cheng looked out the window and suddenly saw two very familiar figures.

He was stunned for a moment and recognized Lu Xiao and Jiang Jin.

Tan Mengmeng lowered her head and pretended to work hard on the questions, but in fact she was secretly sending a message to Tan Xiaoqi.

[Don’t worry, your cp is very cute. I think Brother Cheng can sink in pretty deep. 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [‌Come on‌! Wow, I always thought that Brother Xiao loved ‌I don’t know, but I didn’t expect that Brother Cheng did the same.】

Tan Mengmeng: [Hey, actually I feel that Brother Cheng knows about it. But it’s so strange. He gives people a very restrained and hidden feeling, as if he is hiding some secret, and I can’t tell.

】

Tan Xiaoqi: [[Screenshot] His WeChat nickname is, restrain yourself.]

Tan Mengmeng: [Hahahaha, do you mean to restrain yourself and not fall in love before college? 】

When she finished, the two sisters fell silent at the same time.

Tan Xiaoqi: [Fuck, no, you really don’t mean that, right?]

Tan Mengmeng: [...fuck]

She was typing attentively when Ye Cheng suddenly stood up and said, "You first do the questions yourself and I'll give you one."

Tan Mengmeng thought he had discovered something, and almost hit the sole of her foot with her cell phone, so she quickly responded: "Ah, okay, okay, you go about your business, I'm fine with it!"

"Yeah." Ye Cheng nodded apologetically to her, turned around and walked out of the coffee shop.

Lu Xiao was so distracted by what Jiang Jin said that she didn't notice that the wind chime at the door of the store rang several times and someone came in.

"There's more, let's continue." He took a big bite of the ice cream, which felt cold and sweet.

Jiang Jin was almost at a loss for words. He wanted to hug the Chinese teacher's thigh and beg her to come: "And... just ‌, just ‌, I love sweets, but I am a child at heart..."

Halfway through his words, he looked behind Lu Xiao and opened his mouth blankly.

Lu Xiao was very excited and urged: "Go on, don't squeeze out toothpaste. What else does Ye Cheng like?"

Jiang Jin choked, coughed twice, and said weakly: "Hello, Brother Cheng."

Lu Xiao's expression froze on his face and he slowly turned around.

Ye Cheng stood behind him and said calmly: "What a coincidence, you are also here."

Lu Xiao was silent for more than ten seconds, and then immediately said in surprise: "What a coincidence, do you want to sit down and eat ice cream together?"

He was sitting, and Ye Cheng was standing, slightly taller than him, looking at him from above and saying, "Weren't you still having a cold war with me two days ago? You were so kind as to treat me to a meal.

ice cream?"

Lu Xiao: "..."

Seeing that he was about to get angry, Jiang Jin quickly smoothed things over and said, "Um, brother Xiao suddenly wanted to eat ice cream from your home. I just came here to queue up. We are all old customers, right, Boss Sun?"

The store manager looked at the only three customers in the store in confusion. It wasn't until they looked over together that he saw "Boss Sun" and called out to him.

‌‌His surname is not Sun either...

He nodded hesitantly.

Ye Cheng didn't care much about his reaction and asked Lu Xiao, "Would you like to go out for a walk?"

Lu Xiao hesitated for a few seconds.

"Where do you want to go? Don't worry about me. I'll just sit in the room and eat ice cream." Jiang Jin immediately waved his hands and said.

Lu Xiao stood up and said, "Let's go," as if he had died heroically.

Anyway, it’s already the same, how could it be more embarrassing?

The sun shines brightly on Changle Road in early autumn.

It costs nothing to coat the sycamore leaves with a golden glow, making ordinary leaves become extraordinary.

There is less chirping of cicadas in the air and more smells of chestnuts and sweet-scented osmanthus.

During weekend breaks, many people go out to shop and eat, and the streets are very lively.

The two walked in the shadow of the plane tree, through the crowded sidewalks and traffic lights.

Just as Ye Cheng was about to speak, he heard Lu Xiao take the initiative to say,

"sorry."

His voice was muffled, as if he had made some mistake.

"I've been very confused these days and my attitude towards you was not very good. I apologize to you." He said, "I told you to stay away from me. Can't you take it back?"

Ye Cheng burst into tears immediately.

I wanted to break up with him, and now I want to take it back. What a little brat.

He did not forgive immediately, so he said coldly: "What I said ‌ spilled ‌ water, do you think you can take it back?"

Lu Xiao was extremely depressed, lowered his eyes and said nothing.

"Tell me why you are so confused." Ye Cheng glanced at him quietly, but fortunately, he didn't cry.

Lu Xiao clenched his fist: "Why don't you tell me?"

Ye Cheng said coldly: "If the apology is not sincere, it is better not to apologize at all."

Lu Xiao took a breath, calmed down, and then plucked up the courage to say: "Ye Cheng, I feel like I'm a little unusual. Sometimes, I want to do that, that kind of thing."

After he finished speaking, his face was already very familiar.

"What? What kind of thing?" The man jumped too fast, and Ye Cheng couldn't keep up for a while.

Lu Xiao squeezed out a sentence from between her teeth: "Just like 'that kind of thing', I...had a very strange dream."

Ye Cheng suddenly realized it and blushed instantly.

Shit, it turns out it’s spring in Si.

It’s no wonder that lately I’ve been showing off my peacock’s tail and become irritable and irritable again.

Ye Cheng never expected that in addition to solving the teenager's learning problems and moral problems, he would now also have to care about his physical health.

It’s really…very shameful.

He was already regretting having this conversation.

But in order to prevent Lu Xiao from collapsing, Ye Cheng could only comfort him and said: "This... this kind of thing is actually very common. I have dreamed about it too. Don't be too stressed and make sure to exercise moderately.

Just change your underwear frequently."

He memorized the last sentence from a physiology education book.

Unexpectedly, Lu Xiao was not comforted.

He only paid attention to the previous sentence and asked nervously: "Have you ever had this too? Did you dream about your ex?"

Ye Cheng didn't expect him to ask such a question, and was choked. It took him a while before he said, "Forget it."

"Dream... of being like him?" Lu Xiao almost stopped breathing.

He used to say, "I'm going to fuck you tonight so much that you won't even be able to cry anymore."

Now he was shyly using "like that" instead, and Ye Cheng almost couldn't hold himself back.

He put a fist to his mouth and coughed, trying to stay calm and said: "Don't be so shy. This kind of thing is really normal. Have you never, um, had a wet dream before?"

Lu Xiao said nonchalantly: "Yes, but it's not very specific."

His attention had completely wandered, and he took a step forward and asked, "What kind of person is your ex?"

‌‌Ye Cheng was asked a question for the second time today. He numbly recited the draft: "Mature, steady, gentle and considerate."

When the intersection turned red, he stopped.

Hearing his description, Lu Xiao's expression became tragic.

There are still thirty seconds left on the red light.

He solemnly said: "I apologize again for my behavior in the past few days. No matter what happens in the future, I will not make trouble unreasonably. If you don't like me, just tell me and I will do it."

change."

Ye Cheng was shocked by his sudden declaration, feeling a little relieved but also a little intolerable.

"That's not necessary," he said, "except for smoking and drinking, there's nothing I dislike about you."

Lu Xiao endured it and looked extremely serious: "I'm trying my best to quit."

Ye Cheng opened his mouth and was speechless.

‌‌What happened?‌The guy suddenly turned around?

"Okay." He held it in for a long time and said.

Lu Xiao then asked him: "What do you think about homosexuality?"

Ye Cheng's eyes wandered: "It's the same as heterosexuality, nothing special."

"What do you really think?" Lu Xiao's tone was a little eager, as if he couldn't wait to get an answer.

"Well, really." Ye Cheng said.

Lu Xiao said: "Is what you said during the spring outing true?"

Ye Cheng didn't know what he was talking about: "Which sentence?"

"You said you're not straight."

"..."

His face was full of dark lines, but he felt that there was no need to lie to him, so he said the truth: "Really."

"That's really great!" Lu Xiao blurted out.

After seeing the surprise in his eyes, she immediately changed her words and said, "I...I'd like to say, that's really as good as heterosexuality."

He felt so beautiful that he was bubbling with joy.

Lu Xiao is not a straight man, nor does he think that if someone is curvy, he must be interested in him.

But it can't stop him from being excited - this answer is much better than "I like girls".

His mood soared again.

The light turned green and the two of them crossed the road.

There was a shopping mall in front of him. After he reconciled, they went to the game arcade together.

During this period, Lu Xiao's cell phone kept vibrating. He was focused on catching Ye Cheng's doll and ignored it.

In the end, I spent 500 yuan and caught two dolls.

One is a pink and beautiful sheep, and the other is a black and sizzling sheep.

Before leaving, Ye Cheng pushed the beautiful sheep to Lu Xiao and said, "Here, one for each person."

Lu Xiao quit immediately: How can a macho man use pink?!

"I want boiling sheep." He stretched out his hand to grab the little black charcoal.

Ye Cheng put his hands behind his back to evade: "No, this is mine."

"Why don't I take you with me? I'll catch both of them." Lu Xiao became anxious.

Ye Cheng took out his mobile phone and suggested: "Then I'll roll the dice and whoever wins the prize will win."

Lu Xiao immediately clicked on WeChat: "Just throw it!"

‌When he opened the dialog box, Jiang Jin's call came in.

He hung up neatly and then rolled the dice.

Gulu Gulu, the red and black sides rotate.

Ye Cheng also ordered ‌‌.

Both of them held their breath and stared at the screen nervously, fearing that their own would be smaller than the other's.

3,2,1, the dice stops.

"Hahahahahaha, I won." Ye Cheng made a sound, happily took the boiling sheep as his own, and stuffed the pink thing into Lu Xiao's arms.

The mask on Lu Xiao's face cracked inch by inch, and she resisted in pain: "I don't want fans! Can we win two out of three games?"

"Whoever fights you will win two out of three games, Luo Luo Luo."

The lady at the cashier looked at him expressionlessly, and was speechless by their childishness.

It turns out that there are really people with handsome faces but not very big brains.

‌‌It was the first time she saw two boys who were 1.8 meters tall. They argued for ten minutes in ‌ over a doll.

She thoughtfully reminded: "Customer, do you still want to apply for a card?"

The two of them just remembered that they had to apply for a card just now.

Lu Xiao turned on her mobile phone to pay, and after getting the card, she handed it to Ye Cheng. It was a shame to touch it.

He came to a game arcade for the first time today, but he thought the experience was pretty good, so he made an appointment to come again.

After walking out of the shopping mall, Lu Xiaocai realized that something serious was wrong.

Jiang Jin called him ten times and sent him a pitiful WeChat message asking him if he still wanted to eat. He was getting hungry.

Five minutes ago, he couldn't hold it anymore and said that he had eaten first.

Ye Cheng also quickly opened the unread messages. Fortunately, Tan Mengmeng said that she would wait for him to come back and eat together.

Lu Xiao frowned as he watched him reply to the message, and said with a hint of sourness: "Oh, the note is quite cute."

Ye Cheng stopped typing and rolled his eyes: "Her nickname is her new friend. I haven't made a note yet, okay?"

"You can change it to 'an unfamiliar school girl'." Lu Xiao peeked at his screen, "Then what was the note you gave me?"

Ye Cheng quickly put away her phone and wouldn't let him look at it.

Lu Xiao had a bad feeling, "Show me!"

He clamped Ye Cheng's wrist with one hand and took the phone easily.

"Hey!" Ye Cheng stamped his foot.

But it was too late, and he saw it.

Lu Xiao's eyes widened and he shouted in disbelief: "Stupid dog? The note you gave me? Stupid dog?!"

"...I didn't let you see it, you had to see it." Ye Cheng grabbed his phone back in embarrassment.

Lu Xiao was so angry that his head almost stood up. He took out his mobile phone on the spot and said retaliatingly: "I want to change it for you too."

He typed a few words vigorously, then put the screen onto Ye Cheng's face and said proudly: "Don't think you are the only one who can change it."

Ye Cheng saw two words on the right side of his avatar - Stupid Cat.

He closed his eyes, held his forehead, and said miserably: "Can you stop looking like a primary school student?"

"Isn't the note you gave me a primary school student? Is it a junior high school student?" Lu Xiao was very unconvinced.

Ye Cheng raised his hands in surrender: "I'm going to eat, don't let the girls wait."

Speaking of "girls", Lu Xiao remembered that he had just come out as gay in front of him, and only he knew this little secret.

He nodded magnanimously: "Let's go, what are we going to eat? How about hot pot?"

"Ask Tan Mengmeng, I agree."

"Okay, let's do it according to her taste."

After the three of them got together, they chose to eat Haidilao because Tan Mengmeng had lined up five restaurants in advance, and only the hot pot restaurant was about to take its order.

When ordering, Ye Cheng asked Tan Mengmeng what kind of pot she liked.

She sat across from the two handsome guys and was very happy to eat. She said happily: "It's spicy. I like spicy food very much."

Lu Xiao plucked her fingers under the table and felt that she couldn't let go, so she didn't say anything.

"Put the butter pan on one side and the tomato pan on the other." Ye Cheng turned his head and asked him, "Do you want to add more tomatoes?"

Lu Xiao didn't expect that he actually knew that he couldn't eat spicy food, "Ah, no need to add more."

Ye Cheng responded and continued to order.

He didn't want the waiter to wait, so he took his phone and swiped.

The three of them each lowered their heads to order.

Lu Xiao saw that the dishes were increasing continuously, including yellow throat, hairy tripe, fat beef, yuba, enoki mushrooms, and frozen tofu.

Everything: He likes to eat and is obsessed with it.

He turned to look at Ye Cheng, unable to believe that other people's tastes were so consistent with his own, except for the spiciness.

Ye Cheng noticed his gaze, raised his head and looked at him, and said: "I ordered the crispy pork. Don't you like it? Although it's not as delicious as the Sichuan pot."

Lu Xiao was stunned: "How do you know that I like crispy pork the most? I don't think we have ever eaten hot pot together, right?"

Hearing this, Tan Mengmeng covered her mouth.

Ye Cheng came back to his senses, tried to stay calm, and found an explanation: "That's what Jiang Jin said."

"Oh." Lu Xiao lowered his head doubtfully and continued to read the menu.

Tan Mengmeng was about to cry, with the news of ordering food.

【I’m going to die, sister! I’m going to die! I’m going to die, I’m going to die, I’m going to die!!】

Tan Xiaoqi: [Hold on, take a deep breath, you can do it!]

Tan Mengmeng: [I'm about to cry. I really cry. I'm so afraid that I'll drool into the bowl in front of him...Help, I can feel your daily mood up close.

】

Tan Mengmeng: [I didn’t kowtow much when they weren’t sitting together, but it stopped when they sat together...]

Tan Xiaoqi: [It’s still far from it, where is it?]

Tan Mengmeng: [My toes are about to burst my socks, do you understand? 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [I understand, so what are they doing? 】

Tan Mengmeng made a list:

[Ye Meili said: Gou Gou, I ordered your favorite crispy pork.]

[Brother 1 asked: Wife, how do you know what I like to eat? You are so attentive. 】

[Ye Meili: I asked xx (sorry I didn’t remember the name). 】

[Brother 1: Woo hoo, I love your wife. 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [Fuck. Fuck! Fuck. Fuck! Fuck. Fuck! ‌‌ What kind of divine love! Is that okay if I ask Brother No. 1 to have sex immediately after dinner?

Tan Mengmeng: [Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.fuck you pretty immediately after dinner, is that okay?!】

"Mengmeng, do you have anything else to order?"

‌When she was holding back tears, Ye Cheng's voice suddenly sounded.

Tan Mengmeng was so excited that she dropped her phone on the table.

Impartially, the screen was exposed in front of the two of them.

‌The top line‌: [Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootata bodies bodies, bodies, bodies, oh, oh guys, guys?

The three people fell silent at the same time.