My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

Zhou Minhao was busy teasing a senior high school girl who was running a stall, when suddenly Jiang strangled his neck from behind, and hot tears spewed down his neck.

"Help me! I've had enough, I want Rongrong to scream!" Jiang wailed loudly, throwing him so hard that he almost stumbled down.

The school girl looked at them with a shocked face.

Zhou Minhao laughed dryly and said: "I'm sorry, there's something wrong with his brain."

He dragged Jiang away in embarrassment, almost wanting to give this guy a brain-destroying blow.

Ye Cheng walked on the runway and raised his left wrist in the sun. The brown ring hung on his slender wrist bone. He bent his eyes and shook it.

"Is this a token of love?" he asked in a low voice.

After the girl saw him wearing it, she gave the ring to them.

When Lu Xiaojing said this, he suddenly realized that they seemed to be missing something.

What is missing? Of course, it is missing a matching ring.

Other couples secretly wear matching rings. Even the one that costs a dollar apiece looks so romantic, so they must have one too!

Of course, if you buy it, you can probably only hang it around your neck.

As soon as the thought of quitting emerged, it became deeply ingrained in his mind. He decided to secretly find a way to measure Ye Cheng's finger circumference and give him a secret surprise.

"Of course not," he said righteously, "A token of love must be full of ritual and can be remembered for a lifetime. Whenever you think about it in the future, you will feel

It is very meaningful and worth remembering.”

Ye Cheng blurted out: "You don't want to give me a ring, do you?"

Lu Xiao: “…………”

Ye Cheng noticed the subtle changes in his expression and thought to himself, right? He could guess right.

In order to protect the young man's fragile and sensitive self-esteem, he had no choice but to laugh and say: "It shouldn't be possible. Are you planning to give me shoes?"

Help, it was so blunt. He secretly regretted that he had said the wrong thing.

Lu Xiao's emotions almost froze and stiffened: "I just planned to give you something, you are thinking too much."

Ye Cheng: "Oh, okay."

Lu Xiao thought for a while and couldn't help but ask: "Have you ever received a gift like a ring...or shoes before? Why do you ask so suddenly?"

Damn it, if that bitch ex gave it to him, he would want to take him out and beat him up right now.

You still dare to give me a ring, just because of you?

"Yes." Ye Cheng's eyes flashed.

He has received DR, he has received card, he has received tiffany... so many, too many to count. If Lu Xiao's urine characteristics are followed, ‌ a ring will most likely be given to DR.

Lu Xiao glanced at him doubtfully, but he couldn't find any evidence, so he could only stop.

During the lunch break, Xu Chao informed everyone that there would be an open class tomorrow.

The class was in a commotion over a pot of porridge, and the discussion started with chattering.

"Oh my god, our class actually deserves to have an open class??"

"Hahahahaha, you are so wicked. If Lao Xu hears this, he will die."

"Aren't open classes only for the top classes? Is our class about to rise?"

"It's better to go to the kind of room that has its own video recording. When you arrive, will Lao Xu be so nervous that he can't even hold the chalk firmly?"

"You are a country boy, you don't need chalk in that room."

Everyone was noisy for a while, until Ye Cheng patted the table to maintain discipline, and then everyone lay down to take a nap. The cultural festival would continue in the afternoon, so everyone began to supplement their sleep to ensure their strength.

Lu Xiao glanced around like a thief, lowered his head and sent a message to Tan Xiaoqi.

Suspect x: [Do you have a rope? A soft ruler can also be used.]

Tan Xiaoqi: [...What are you going to do? Oh my God, you don’t have any special characteristics or quirks, do you?!]

Suspect x:【???】

Suspect x: [‌ What nonsense, I want to measure Ye Cheng’s finger circumference, and I want to give him a ring. 】

There was a bang in front of her, and Tan Xiaoqi fell down from her chair.

The person next to her who had woken up looked up at her and said angrily: "Can you be quiet?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Tan Xiaoqi apologized repeatedly.

Lu Xiao glanced at Ye Cheng, who was sleeping soundly next to him. Her beautiful face was facing him, resting on the deer-neck pillow he bought for her. Her cheeks were slightly red from sleeping. It was so cute.

Tan Xiaoqi got up and frantically dumped the news on him: "You're proposing?! Damn it. Damn it. I'm serious." I thought that other people's CPs might be fake, they might still be ambiguous, and they might want to show off even if they are together.

Situation, my CP is fucking getting married?! No, what am I talking nonsense about? It’s not a marriage, it’s a proposal!]

Suspicious person

Tan Xiaoqi: [emmmmm...]

There was already a picture in her head. Ye Cheng was so angry that he threw the ring box, and his cousin stood in the corridor crying with the box in his arms.

Damn, it seems very touching.

Suspect x: [Just buying a matching ring, a simple and unpretentious one, you understand?]

Tan Xiaoqi: [Okay, what brand do you want to buy? Do you need any recommendations? 】

Suspect x:【dr.】

Lu Xiao glanced at Ye Cheng again. His lips were slightly open as he slept, which was a good opportunity for measurement.

Suspect x: [Hurry up and lend me your headband.]

Tan Xiaoqi did not hesitate to give out the hair tie, ducked into the back row, squatted at the table and handed it over, "Here." She lowered her voice.

When giving Lu Xiao the headband, she saw the rubber band on his wrist.

"You have a rubber band and why are you asking me to borrow it?" she asked in confusion.

Lu Xiao also answered her in a very low voice: "This is our couple's item. I want to draw a mark on the hairband and pay you ten for it tomorrow."

Tan Xiaoqi: "...Holy shit."

Wow, stinky couple.

Woohoo, please have some more dog food like this.

Lu Xiao took the headband in his hand and without hesitation cut it off with a paper knife, which would make it easier to measure.

The midday sun shone all over the desks, and the room echoed with the rising and falling breathing.

He held his breath and cautiously approached Ye Cheng's hand inch by inch.

Ye Cheng closed her eyes tightly, her eyelashes trembling slightly.

His left arm was placed under the neck pillow to support the hanging part of his neck.

Lu Xiao cautiously touched the back of his left hand tentatively with one finger.

Ye Cheng had no reaction, so he breathed a sigh of relief, gently held the middle finger of his left hand, and slowly raised it at a speed of 0.1 mm per second.

The whole process took five minutes.

It was so slow that even Tan Xiaoqi, who was squatting nearby and watching the excitement, couldn't stand it any longer, and rolled back to her seat with a dark look on her face.

Lu Xiao's hand holding his middle finger shook and shook, shaking the sieve.

He accidentally knocked the pencil case off the table with his elbow.

The person next to him raised his head, and Lu Xiao was so frightened that he immediately let go of his hand and lay back on the table.

The school bully of this generation has never been so out of sorts.

After a few minutes, the surroundings became quiet again, and he slowly raised his head and looked at Ye Cheng.

Thank God, all this noise woke him up.

This time Lu Xiaoxue was smarter. He swept all the debris on the table into the hole in the table, and even picked out his favorite red devil and threw it away, for fear of accidentally scratching Ye Cheng.

This process took ‌ five minutes, because he had to clean up very slowly, so as not to make any noise to alert others.

Ye Cheng clenched his teeth slightly and his cheeks bulged.

It was so fucked that he fell asleep and listened to this mentally retarded fuck for more than ten minutes.

This is so fucking annoying. Can you finish the measurement quickly and let him sleep?!

In the afternoon, I have to help Tan Mengmeng set up a stall. He is really sleepy but the noise makes him unable to sleep. And pretending to be asleep is 10,000 times harder than actually sleeping, right?

In order to ensure that the subsequent measurement work went smoothly, Ye Cheng even quietly moved his middle finger out a little, so hurry up.

Lu Xiao exhaled nervously and wiped the sweat from his palms.

He kept up his efforts, leaned over, pinched the middle finger, and wrapped the headband around Ye Cheng's finger as if turning it on at 0.5x speed.

Ye Cheng felt relieved as he was finally almost done.

Lu Xiao picked up the red pen and prepared to make a mark on the headband.

But he didn't know whether he was too excited or something, his hand slipped, and the pen tip stabbed Ye Cheng's hand, leaving a streak of red.

Lu Xiao: “!!!”

He almost collapsed, but when he looked at Ye Cheng again, he still didn't wake up and even snored lightly.

He gradually began to doubt, wouldn't it be possible for him to wake up even if he did this?

This is not normal.

Lu Xiao frowned and stared at his face for one minute, two minutes, three minutes.

Ye Cheng smacked his lips and began to scold him in his heart.

Are you finished? Can you go to bed quickly after measuring?

Next, Lu Xiao made a move that directly made him suspect that this person's IQ might be 0 even if it was 0.

Lu Xiao tried to pinch his nose.

Can there be anyone more stupid than this? If there is, then the world will end.

Ye Cheng tried hard to hold his breath and began to compete with him.

I've been pretending to be asleep for so long, I can't afford to fall short.

Hold on! Persistence is victory!

He was so angry that he exhausted all the energy he had spent on learning to swim the previous year. He risked his determination to defend his boyfriend's dignity to the death, and kept holding his breath again and again!

There is no better swimming champion than this!

Ye Cheng's face turned red a little bit, his face and ears were also red, and a few veins popped out on his neck.

He counted the seconds in his mind, and was surprised as he read, I'm so damn awesome, it seemed like I could hold my breath for more than a minute last time, and now it's actually been a minute and a half.

Just when he thought he could fight for another minute, Lu Xiao suddenly let go of his nose.

Fresh air came in, but Ye Cheng didn't dare to inhale quickly, and kept breathing through his nostrils.

Lu Xiao's cold voice sounded, "Can a normal person hold his breath like this while sleeping? You must be practicing swimming."

There was a loud sound in Ye Cheng's head.

Damn, that was a mistake.

He couldn't pretend anymore, so he opened his eyes and met Lu Xiao's grief-stricken and angry eyes.

Ye Cheng looked away and got up from the table.

"You already knew I was measuring my finger circumference?"

He nodded bravely.

"Have you guessed that I was going to give you a ring?"

He nodded again.

"Someone has given you a ring before, right?"

Still nodded.

Ye Cheng reacted suddenly, looked at him immediately and shook his head, saying: "...Yes, it really is."

Lu Xiao looked at him in disbelief: "You lied to me! You can't lie to others! You taught me that trust is the basic rule of love, and you asked me to never lie to you in the future!"

He pursed his lips, got angry, stood up and left through the back door.

Ye Cheng covered his face, it was over now.