My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

Before Lu Xiao could say anything, Li Xinghe pulled him into a group chat called "Join a group to watch pure male college students take a shower."

Qingchun: [Ye Cheng, welcome newcomers!]

Male college student: [Welcome to Nandu? Brother, we are fellow villagers.]

Bathing: [Welcome welcome-3-]

Good guy, this is what the group name actually means.

Ye Cheng: [Hello, senior, please take good care of me in the future.]

Qingchun: [My brother’s mouth is so sweet, hee hee.]

I'll blow your mind: [What's wrong, you want to kiss me?]

Qingchun: [Go away.]

Li Xinghe chatted with him privately: [Qingchun and the male college student are the deputy ministers, Bazao is the male college student’s girlfriend, and the others are all officers or family members of our department.]

Ye Cheng: [Can you still bring your family members? 】

Li Xinghe: [This is not a formal group, and the people are a bit mixed. I invited you into two more groups, one is the student union group, and the other is the Propaganda Department work group. Those two only talk about formal matters.

?thing.】

Ye Cheng:【……】

Lu Xiao looked through his chat history and added seven groups in one day, passed fifty friend applications, and there were still new applications.

Three roommates took turns sending him messages, asking him if he would not go back tonight, which shows how popular he is.

When he thought of Ye Cheng meeting so many strangers, he was about to be overwhelmed by bitterness.

I'm so angry, but there's nothing I can do.

No, he felt that he had to blend into this circle.

Lu Xiao is a man of action, he rolls up his sleeves and does whatever he says on the spot.

He logged into the trumpet he used to play games and saw the photo of Ye Cheng wearing a JK that was saved on his phone. He hesitated for a moment, but gave up.

Well, you can't show it to others.

He sent a message to Tan Xiaoqi: [Sister Tan, give me a profile photo of you.]

Tan Xiaoqi: [What are you doing? You called me sister. You don’t want to use my photos to deceive you, do you? 】

Lu Xiao: [Be an avatar and act cool.]

Tan Xiaoqi:【???】

After some negotiation, Tan Xiaoqi sent him a profile picture of herself.

Lu Xiao changed her avatar and changed her nickname to "Qiu Lian's Sorrow," then picked up Ye Cheng's mobile phone and sent a message to Li Xinghe: [Senior, can I bring my girlfriend in? 】

The other party quickly replied to him: [Okay, and didn’t you tell me to call me brother Xing? By the way, your girlfriend is also the reincarnation of a jealous person?? Those tutors in the group are very strict. It’s really scary.

】

Lu Xiao typed seriously: [She looks so cute when she is jealous. 】

Li Xinghe: [...Okay, as long as you are happy. 】

He asked Ye Cheng again for the contact information of the sports student.

Lu Xiao was a little pleased and asked him: [Do they all think my friend is so handsome?]

Li Xinghe: [Not only do they think so, but I also think so. It’s just too crazy, and he even glares at me.]

Lu Xiao was proud: [Not only is he handsome, he also plays basketball very well, and he can even take me flying while playing games. 】

Li Xinghe: [Fuck, stop talking, are you drooling? Are you drooling? Hand over your contact information!]

Lu Xiao:【He has a partner.】

Li Xinghe: [...Then you said a hammer?!]

Li Xinghe: [I found out that you are silent, but you are a master of nonsense.]

Ye Cheng wiped her hair and came out of the bathroom. When she saw Lu Xiao holding her mobile phone, she laughed so hard that she deserved a beating.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

Lu Xiao said: "It's nothing. Your department said that we are going to have a dinner party, and you can bring your family members."

"Well, do you want to go together?"

"Go, why don't you go!"

Lu Xiao threw down his phone and ran over, actively helping him dry his hair.

Halfway through, he asked me to help him with his hands.

Ye Cheng pushed his shoulder: "I just finished taking a shower, don't make trouble, I have to take another shower later."

Lu Xiao said frankly: "Then you help me, I don't mind the trouble."

Encountering such a scoundrel, Ye Cheng had no choice but to help him once.

Without saying anything, Lu Xiao adhered to the principle of reciprocity and insisted on washing him once. In the end, Ye Cheng had to wash her again.

Since being told "useless" by his mother last time, Lu Xiao has started to make further progress little by little. First, he begged Ye Cheng to use his hands. He had been thinking about using those hands for a long time, and his thin white hands

?It means flexible and slender, and the contrast is extremely strong.

And what excited him the most was not the physical progress in their relationship, but the fact that after the college entrance examination, Ye Cheng did not resist any of his unreasonable demands as he said at the beginning!

Don't look at his usual desolate attitude, but when it comes to bed, he's called a conniving Lu Xiao. She asks for everything from him and lets him do whatever he wants. He says don't leave a mark, but he's gentle, but he really does.

Nothing will happen to him if he is imprinted.

Every time he felt the body beneath him trembling slightly, Lu Xiao felt that he loved him miserably.

Such a superb and well-behaved boyfriend can't be found even with the light on.

As soon as he got excited, his hands were no longer light or heavy.

Ye Cheng frowned, but still didn't? Pushed him away and just said: "Be gentle, it hurts."

"It won't hurt if you blow it." Lu Xiao coaxed him, but she became more and more enthusiastic, "Would you like to try something else?"

Ye Cheng's entire face was extremely red, his light brown eyes were like clear crystals, full of tears, and he nodded feebly.

There were several red marks on his neck, and the way he lowered his head resembled a beautiful and fragile swan.

A long time ago, he discovered that he had this problem - he could not refuse Lu Xiao's tenderness.

Regardless of whether this guy was drunk and pretending, or he acted deliberately to achieve his goal, he didn't have the slightest resistance. Of course, the consequences were quite tragic. Once, Lu Xiao got really bad.

, he got up with a high fever the next day.

Ye Cheng told himself several times that he must be loyal to him and not to coddle him.

You don't want him to do it as many times as he wants, and you don't want him to do it in whatever position he wants.

But when Lu Xiao pretended to be aggrieved and gentle, he couldn't help it.

The consequence this time? He couldn't get out of bed the next day.

Lu Xiao woke up very early. When he opened his eyes, he saw that Ye Cheng's cheeks were red from sleeping, and his skin was covered with pillow marks. His lips were slightly open, and his lip flaps were swollen and broken. His long eyelashes were cast on his eyelids.

It looks pitiful and makes people want to bully her.

He just stared at Ye Cheng blankly for about ten minutes, thinking how could my wife be so beautiful.

It's so beautiful that I cried, there are no blind spots in 360 degrees.

My face is not oily at all in the morning, I don’t snore or drool when I sleep.

Apart from being able to poop, he is just a little fairy, he thought uncultured.

He couldn't help but lean in and kiss him twice?

Ye Cheng wanted to turn around irritably, but was pulled into his arms and kissed.

Ye Cheng couldn't get rid of the bad habit of refusing him, so he couldn't have any peace in his sleep. He was touched up and down, and there were two more teeth marks on his neck. His skin and flesh were smooth and clean, and he was bitten.

It felt like biting jelly, and sometimes Lu Xiao herself felt like a pervert.

After a while, Lu Xiao went to the bathroom and took a cold shower to cool down the heat, then turned on Ye Cheng's cell phone to check.

In a group of male college students, early-rising couples are saying good morning to each other.

He used Ye Cheng's hand to machine Aite's "Qiu Lian's Sorrow," saying: [Good morning, baby.]

Then he replied with his own mobile phone: [Good morning, my dear.]

Only then did I feel satisfied.

After doing this, he felt refreshed and went to ask Meng Li for a concealer.

Ye Cheng, like him, never wears makeup. Meng Li knows exactly what concealer is used to cover.

While putting on her makeup, she asked worriedly: "Is Xiaocheng not feeling well? Can we still go out at eleven o'clock?"

Lu Xiao felt uncomfortable and said, "It's okay, you can go out. Mom, you know a lot."

"That's natural, shouldn't I understand it?" Meng Li said matter-of-factly.

Lu Xiao hesitated for a moment and said, "You can pass on what you see to me, uh, too."

Meng Li nodded in agreement and told him: "In half an hour? I will go find you."

"OK."

When Lu Xiao returned to the room, he saw that Ye Cheng was still sleeping, so he put his arm around him and opened the message that Meng Li had just forwarded.

[Something: It’s your first time doing this with your boyfriend. What should you pay attention to? The original poster is also a man. 】

[Some fan: It’s the first time for a man to have sex. Will he get hurt? I’m so scared if I do it. 】

[A certain blogger: How can I make my boyfriend feel comfortable? I’m talking about men.]

Lu Xiao was choked.

What is she searching for all day long?!

Speechless, he still clicked through them one by one and read on.

The person in his arms moved, and Ye Cheng woke up.

He turned over and got into Lu Xiao's arms, stretching without wanting to finish.

This action is natural and dependent, like a relaxed kitten acting coquettishly to its owner.

Lu Xiao immediately threw away his phone. He had broken the screen three times this month, but he couldn't care less.

The orange leaves every morning are the softest ones throughout the day, and they will be hard to fool after he wakes up.

Lu Xiao saw him for the first time as he just got up, and regretted sleeping with him earlier. Is this called a human? This is called an angel!

Meng Li is at the door of the room? Looking around, he sends a WeChat message to complain to his best friend: [What should I do? They haven't woken up yet. Should I knock on the door?]

Best friend: [Why don’t you wait a little longer? Eat first? Put the bread on the side?]

Meng Li: [I ate the breakfast they left outside the door...I'll buy another one later, tsk tsk. I probably didn't go to bed until three or four o'clock last night.]

Best friend: [Young people are energetic, I envy them.]

Ye Cheng sleepily rubbed the tip of his nose against the chest in front of him twice. Lu Xiao's voice dropped eight degrees involuntarily: "Are you awake? Are you hungry? Breakfast is left at the door. I'll get it for you."

"Yeah." Ye Cheng snorted, but didn't let go of the hand holding his waist.

Lu Xiao liked how clingy he looked so much that she didn't move her lips.

"Did you enjoy last night?" he asked next to the snow-white ear.

"Yeah." Ye Cheng replied unconsciously.

"How about I let you feel better next time?" Lu Xiao licked his lips, and his hands began to become dishonest.

"Um."

"Call my husband, otherwise? I won't let you get up." Lu Xiao said evilly.

Ye Cheng's consciousness gradually recovered, he frowned and swatted his hand away: "...Why are you so excited so early in the morning?"

Seeing that his expression became normal, Lu Xiao moved his hand away sarcastically.

"What time is it?" Ye Cheng sat up and looked at his phone, "It's half past twelve, why didn't you call me? Mom has to wait impatiently!"

He quickly got up and washed up. The confusion from last night was gone. Lu Xiao said melancholy: "You didn't even give me a good morning kiss. You are so cold."

"Here you go, sir," Ye Cheng was brushing his teeth in the bathroom, his lips sore from the toothpaste, "I told you yesterday not to bite, hiss -"

He looked at his neck in the mirror and it was horrible to see.

Lu Xiao thoughtfully came over with the concealer: "Here, I asked my mother for it."

Ye Cheng: "...You still go to her? Want concealer?!"

"Uh-huh." Lu Xiao raised his chin, with "Come on, praise me" written all over his face.

Half a minute later, he was kicked out.

Standing in the corridor, staring at each other with Meng Li.

Meng Li stayed in Province A for a total of three days. Before leaving, he left a large amount of concealer and a Lu Zhanyang for Lu Xiao. Lu Zhanyang happily expressed that he was willing to be his cousin's physiology tutor. After all,

Young people don't understand anything and are prone to bleeding and injuries.

However, Lu Xiao didn't have time to do anything for the time being, because he and Ye Cheng were busy with military training.

Not long after the military training started, the student union notified everyone to have a dinner to prepare for the new recruits.

Qingchun: [All members, the Propaganda Department has planned to have a dinner with the student union, this Wednesday at 6 o'clock in the evening, the location is Huayu Hotel 206, you are welcome to bring your family members and handsome boys and beautiful friends~]

The first reply was "Qiu Lian's Sorrow,": [received[/cute]]

Ye Cheng served as the study committee member of the class. He has been busy with class matters this week and has not contacted anyone from the Propaganda Department for several days.

He also replied with "received" and glanced at the nickname above, thinking that it was so tacky. How come there are still people with such non-mainstream names these days?