My deskmate is always catching me [Rebirth]

Ye Cheng lost his temper because of him, and after a while he said: "Where did you get this keyboard?"

"Ask the front desk to borrow it. You have to return it after use." Lu Xiao said dullly.

He looked at Ye Cheng with an expression that said "If you give me another chance to choose, I will still do this", with a hint of guilt in his stubbornness.

Ye Cheng rubbed his temples and felt a headache.

Lu Xiao is very positive every time she admits her mistakes, but she never corrects them after she admits them.

This led him to say that it was in vain and had no effect.

"Retired your trumpet?" Ye Cheng said.

Lu Xiao's eyes suddenly became aggrieved, and he opened his mouth to speak but then stopped.

Ye Cheng added: "Use a large size to add it in."

"Ah?" Lu Xiao was dumbfounded?

Ye Cheng put his left leg on his right leg and said casually: "Can't you always let others do it? I think I have a girlfriend. If I tell a lie, I have to use another lie to cover it up. The longer I hide it, the more troublesome it will be."

Lu Xiao was stunned on the spot for half a minute. Then she suddenly frowned and stepped forward to stand in front of him.

He put his chin on Ye Cheng's knees and looked at him with wet eyes: "Are you going to expose me? Wife?"

"You say it as if you are shady." Ye Cheng scratched his hair in a funny way.

Lu Xiao hugged his waist and buried her face in his clothes: "I thought you didn't want to make it public. When they came up, they asked me if I was your girlfriend. I thought you must have told someone else? You have a girl?"

friend."

He stopped after saying that?

Although he didn't show it, when he saw the three words "girlfriend", his first reaction was indeed sad. He always felt that Ye Cheng was ashamed to admit their relationship, but he didn't want to feel sorry for him, so he

I found an excuse to announce that I had a girlfriend.

Lu Xiao rubbed against him randomly, as if he was venting all his dissatisfaction from the past few days.

Ye Cheng smoothed his hair and said softly: "Do you want to get a tattoo?"

"Now?" Lu Xiao raised his head and asked?.

"Well, now." Ye Cheng shaved his cheek, trying to make up for the puppy's accidentally injured mind.

Lu Xiao suddenly became excited, hooked his neck and pulled him down for a kiss.

Wow, my wife is too good? She dotes on him too much?

How can it be so good.

Ye Cheng said curiously: "But I want to ask, why are you so obsessed with tattoos?"

In his last life, he had to get tattoos even if he died. Now he is so obsessed with it in this life. There must be a reason.

Lu Xiao's expression changed? Changed, her eyes darting around.

"I said? You are not allowed to be angry."

"...You said." Ye Cheng had an ominous premonition.

Lu Xiao pursed her lips and said, "I thought that if you break up with me one day, and you wear my initials on your body, then your next boyfriend will definitely get jealous and quarrel with you. I thought about it."

?Imagine there is no celebrity whose abbreviation is lx?, so you have no reason to say that you like a certain celebrity?, and you are so afraid of pain, it is 80% impossible to get your tattoo removed."

Ye Cheng: "..."

He couldn't think of any adjectives except "awesome".

Lu Xiao's level of mental retardation always sets new records again and again, to the point where he goes from being speechless to becoming accustomed to it.

Really?, if he had a normal person’s thinking, he wouldn’t be Lu Xiao.

"Why do you think I will break up with you?" Ye Cheng asked with complicated emotions.

Lu Xiao answered him seriously: "Because you are in contact with more and more excellent people's groups. I saw that you have joined seven groups, and there are still so many unscrupulous people who wish you good morning and good night every day.

Although you ignore them, to be honest, I really want to lock you up, strip you naked, handcuff you, and make you unable to go anywhere, only me."

Ye Cheng took a deep breath and became speechless again.

This time he wasn't speechless. He imagined it for a moment, blushing and choked with such a scene.

"You..." He blushed and said one word.

Lu Xiao pressed his lips with her index finger and said, "Don't you want to get a tattoo today? On my birthday, I will give you a tattoo myself, okay?"

Ye Cheng completely lost her resistance and said "Okay" in a low voice.

After that day?, Lu Xiao began to frequent A University.

He has no classes every Wednesday and Thursday afternoon. On these two days, he will accompany Ye Cheng to public classes. The two of them sit in the last row. Ye Cheng takes notes while he is responsible for sleeping.

The professor of public courses called his name several times, but later I found out that he was not from the Department of Medicine.

Lu Xiao flattered him and said that he came to attend the class because he admired him.

The professor was so coaxed by him that he would smile and say a few words whenever he saw him.

What is it like to have a socially awkward boyfriend?

When we were walking on the road with him, everyone from the deputy dean of the college to the aunt in the cafeteria knew him.

Ye Cheng asked him in confusion how he hooked up with the vice dean.

——Because of Lu Xiao, the deputy dean was "caring" when he was taking part-time ideological studies. Several times, everyone said that the deputy dean's ideological studies were the most difficult to get high marks, but he often gave them

Leaf orange plus normal score.

Lu Xiao said nonchalantly: "Oh, Lao Yang, we met in the parking lot last time. He couldn't back in, so I helped him back in? He even gave me a cigarette. Don't glare at me, I didn't smoke.

, gave it to the security guard at the door?"

Ye Cheng has also been to the University of Science and Technology a few times, and Lu Xiao and the others in the dormitory call him "sister-in-law."

Gradually, the older man also discovered that he seemed to have never seen his "girlfriend".

But he is a good friend who often comes back to accompany him to classes and meals.

After the National Day holiday, Lu Xiao’s birthday is coming soon.

Jiang Jin called several high school classmates who were also in Province A and organized a birthday party for him.

After drinking in the evening, Jiang Jin hugged him drunkenly and cried: "Uuuuuuuu, Brother Xiao, I miss Rongrong so much! It's been a long time since I experienced the feeling of sleeping with someone else in my arms."

Let me hold you all night."

Lu Xiao politely kicked him: "Go away and cry."

Jiang Jin: "Do you have any intention?!"

"Are you serious? I've even bought a condom, don't get in the fucking way here." He shook off the burden on him and said.

Jiang Jin choked with sobs for a long time and cursed angrily, "Fuck."

Lu Xiao secretly sprinkled some alcohol on herself to be more "drunk", and then left with her arm around Ye Cheng's shoulders.

When he arrived at his residence, Ye Cheng threw him on the bed and patted his cheek.

"Stop pretending?, I drank you down after just a few glasses?, where is the Nandu Wine King that I promised you?"

Lu Xiao hummed: "Smell, I smell of alcohol all over my body."

"I must have splashed it." Ye Cheng joked...

Lu Xiao sat up from the bed and met his eyes. Apparently both of them thought about that year. Ye Cheng rushed into the private room and poured wine on him. He pulled him over angrily and was about to beat him, but instead

After seeing the look in his eyes, I refused to do anything no matter what.

Ye Cheng sat down next to him and said, "Did you bring any tools? Didn't you say you wanted to give me a tattoo?"

Lu Xiao hesitated and said, "Can you change the place? I want to get the tattoo at your place."

He put his hand around Ye Cheng's left shoulder and pointed at that location.

Ye Cheng casually took off half of his shirt and lay down on the bed, "Both places are fine."

Lu Xiao's breathing immediately became heavy.

He was lying there with his snow-white shoulders half exposed, and looking at him from behind made people feel excited.

Lu Xiao clenched his fist, or said patiently: "I'm afraid it hurts you."

Ye Cheng turned his face sideways on the pillow, with a look of determination in his eyes: "It doesn't hurt."

It was quiet behind him for a long time, with only the sound of impatient breathing.

After a while?, Lu Xiao said: "Then I'll try to be as fast as possible, and you can bear with me."

He got out of bed and went to get the tools.

Ye Cheng hugged the pillow quietly, feeling a chill coming from his ankle, followed by a fine tingling pain.

He couldn't help but grasp the corner of the pillow and bit his lower lip.

The warm fingertips brushed against my ankle, causing a shiver.

That piece of skin slowly became red, swollen, and hot.

Lu Xiao leaned over and kissed the string of black letters, and said softly: "Okay?"

Ye Cheng raised his upper body and turned around to check. How many strands of hair on his forehead were wet?

On the smooth and white ankle, "lu xiao" is tattooed in a floral pattern. Behind it is a crescent moon, lightly supporting the last letter. It is surrounded by slender flower vines. It looks like someone is looking for a design at first glance.

Passed.

"Good-looking." He blinked, his voice a little hoarse.

Once upon a time, when Lu Xiao was tattooing "forever love" on him, she also said that she wanted to tattoo a moon on him.

But at that time, Ye Cheng thought it was too vulgar and did not agree to him.

Now it seems that getting a moon tattoo is not very vulgar. It should be something he has always wanted to do but never got it done.

Ye Cheng lay down again, looked at him sideways and said, "Continue."

Lu Xiao's hands trembled slightly, and she touched his smooth shoulders and said, "It will hurt a little here."

"Yeah." Ye Cheng responded softly.

"Has it started?" Lu Xiao said.

"good."

It really hurts, much more than the pain on the ankle?

Ye Cheng's grip on the corner of the pillow became tighter and tighter, until Lu Xiao's hand covered him, and he carefully opened his hand and said, "Don't be afraid, it's over?"

Lu Xiao used a mirror to reflect it to him, and Ye Cheng saw it? The blue rose above the left shoulder blade.

There is only one flower, but it blooms with an extremely charming and charming posture. Against the background of the cold white skin, it becomes more and more sensational and ambiguous.

I don’t know how exciting it will be if I see this rose from behind.

Lu Xiao threw away the mirror, half-pressed him from behind, carefully avoided his shoulder, and asked: "I will also get a tattoo with you, how about getting it done here?"

He dragged Ye Cheng's left hand and moved it to his lower abdomen.

Ye Cheng's ears turned red quickly and completely.

"What tattoo?" he said.

"Snake, aren't you a snake?" Lu Xiao vaguely pecked his earlobe.

Ye Cheng shrank? Shrinking his neck.

Lu Xiao traced the rose with his fingers and asked with a chuckle: "Where is my birthday gift? You urged me to come back at the bar just now and said you wanted to give me a gift. You weren't kidding me, were you?"

"Who dares to play tricks on Brother Xiao and risk his life?" Ye Cheng took out his right hand from under the pillow and waved it in front of him, "Here it is."

The delicate wrist bones are slightly protruding, and the slender wrist is tied with a bow with a red ribbon.

The body behind him instantly became stiff and hot.