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"Is he... your father?"

After pondering for a moment, the dim figure opposite finally couldn't help but ask.

"What?"

As he said these words, everyone was stunned, and of course the person involved, Nick Fury, turned pale.

"Would you like to say it again?"

It turns out that apart from Fang Mo, this black braised egg still has a very bad temper: "I thought my eyesight was already bad enough after losing one eye... But your situation seems to be more serious. If you are blind, I suggest you get some optic nerve transplants in your asshole, because it might help you see better!"

"..."

After hearing Nick Fury's counterattack, the dark shadow seemed to be stunned.

"Actually, daddy-son jokes are really funny."

At this moment, Fang Mo also raised his head and looked at this figure: "But at least the skin color must be the same... What do you mean by deliberately giving me a black-skinned child?"

"Wait, is this what he cares about more?"

When Kuaiyin, who was not far away, heard this, he couldn't help lowering his voice and talking: "Does that mean that a yellow man can be his son..."

"What, you want to be another person?"

Strange turned to glance at him angrily again.

"I, I just said it casually..."

Quicksilver avoided his eyes again and stopped talking. He just smiled awkwardly at Wanda who was looking at him.

"Skin color? What do you mean?"

However, on the other side, the dark figure also shook his head: "That's not what I care about. I'm just curious about your names. I can't see his father's name, and then I can't see your name, so I still Thought you were him..."

"Then you slandered me for giving birth to a baby?"

Before the other party could finish speaking, Fang Mo interrupted him very rudely: "I can't ejaculate black semen even if I have been exposed to the sun for 180 days... Wait, it seems that I really have black semen?"

"It doesn't matter if it's not biological."

But at this moment, the dark figure opposite added another sentence.

"???"

Fang Mo looked up at the other party in confusion, then clasped his hands together: "Chao·Tian Yu Zhen..."

"Thanos, who was a member of the Eternal Clan, came here once. At that time, he brought a girl from Zehouberry Star named Gamora!" Seeing that Fang Mo was about to take action, the dim figure here also hurriedly explained. He became confused: "The two are not biological father and daughter, but are related by adoption, but my ability still regards Gamora as the daughter of Thanos!!!"

"The key point is that he wasn't adopted by me."

When Fang Mo heard this, he released his clasped hands: "If you continue to talk so emptyly about someone's innocence, believe it or not, I will make you a loser, Wormir Star?"

"terribly sorry."

The gloomy figure spoke in a somewhat complicated tone: "Maybe there are some problems with my abilities..."

But before she could finish her words, Fang Mo suddenly raised his hand and patted Nick Fury's shoulder, and said confidently: "...He was obviously bought by me!!!"

"ah?"

Not only the black shadow on the opposite side, but also everyone on his side was stunned when he heard this.

"Really, this black man was already in the game at that time, but I bought the place where he was working in one go." Fang Mo said confidently, and then showed an extremely painful expression: "Old noble Yes, it cost me dozens of tons of gold to close the deal. How much money did a black man have in the past? This damn inflation rate..."

"ah???"

The gloomy figure was obviously a little surprised: "Is the black slave trade legal again on earth? When did this happen?"

"Wait...you actually know about Earth?"

Dr. Pym heard some information in the other party's words.

"Of course I know."

The other party immediately responded after hearing this: "After all, I was once an Earthling, but I was cursed by the infinite stones and fell to this..."

"What! Are you from Earth?"

After hearing what the other party said, Kuaiyin seemed to be surprised: "Then...are you black?"

"I……"

"Wow, I think it's very possible!"

Before anyone else could speak, the little Mayu Ling who was riding on Fang Mo's neck suddenly became excited: "I guess he must have wanted to steal the infinite gems in exchange for white powder... and he was thrown into jail here after all!"

"Nonsense!"

After hearing this, the other party obviously couldn't help it: "I am not that inferior race..."

"Fuck, who do you think is an inferior race?!"

However, after hearing what he said, Nick Fury couldn't help but get angry: "When will racial discrimination disappear completely? No matter white, black, or yellow... everyone has a lot of strange nicknames Hesheng, do you think you can escape?"

"Hurry up and take off your stupid hood, let me see what kind of skin color you have!"

"..."

The dark figure was silent for a moment.

Then he slowly took off his hood, revealing a red face.

"Red...red?!"

Everyone was obviously stunned when they saw this scene.

"Fuck! Isn't this a red-skinned duck?!" Little Mayulin exclaimed immediately after seeing the other person's appearance, and then patted Fang Mo's head twice and said excitedly: "Boss! Boss! Da Sima seems to have also traveled to the Marvel Universe!"

"Wait, are you Red Skull?"

However, unlike Little Mayulin's complaints, Nick Fury was obviously a little surprised when he saw the other person: "John Smith...it's you?"

Yes, that's right.

The strange figure floating on the ancient altar of Vormir is actually the villain in Captain America 1, the leader of Hydra, Red Skull.

Back then, this guy discovered the Cosmic Cube hidden by Odin in Norway, and then used the Cosmic Cube to develop energy weapons, which almost destroyed the entire world. In the end, it was the captain of the Magnesium Country who secretly sneaked into his spaceship, which prevented his conspiracy to destroy the world.

It's just that because Red Skull accidentally touched the excited Cosmic Cube, he was directly teleported to Vormir and was cursed by the Soul Stone.

Then he inexplicably became the guardian of this thing.

Hearing that the person in front of him actually knew him, the Red Skull was obviously a little surprised: "... Do you know me?"

"I am the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.... the Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency."

Nick Fury immediately said: "Captain Rogers of Magnesium, who defeated you, is now my team member. Together we have formed a super alliance to prevent all vicious disasters against the earth."

Speaking of this.

Nick Fury also glanced at Fang Mo.

"Captain of Magnesium, I haven't heard of this name for almost a century, right?" Red Skull seemed a little dazed when he heard this: "Is he not dead yet? What new medicine did you inject him with?"

"He was just frozen for decades."

Nick Fury said: "In order to save the world from you, he chose to drive the spacecraft to the polar region and force a landing. I was awakened in recent years."

"When Rogers woke up, he found that a black man was giving him orders. Ha... It's hard to imagine how confused he was at the time." Red Skull suddenly laughed when he heard this, his tone was a little gloomy, but he soon shook his head again.

"But these have nothing to do with me. I am only responsible for protecting the gems now."

Speaking of this.

Red Skull also turned and walked towards the top of the mountain: "You must have come for the Infinity Gems, so follow me..."

Not long after.

The group arrived at the platform on the top of the mountain.

This place is different from the Temple of Sithon on Mount Wandagar. There are no gorgeous carved columns or halls. There are only a few ancient obelisks covered with ice and snow, standing on the edge of the cliff, and the most central position is a place similar to a diving platform.

"The Infinity Stone is below, but as you can see, you must pay a corresponding price to get it."

The Red Skull raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the cliff: "In order to make the user realize the great power of this thing, only those who complete the sacrifice are qualified to take it... If you get the gem, you will lose your beloved."

"What do you mean?"

Nick Fury frowned and asked.

"Isn't what I said obvious enough?" The Red Skull explained: "If you want to take the Infinity Stone... you must push the person you care about most off the cliff and complete the sacrifice."

"What...?"

Everyone was obviously stunned when they heard this.

"Why do you think I said this was a curse from the Infinity Stones?" The Red Skull spoke again in a hoarse voice: "Because I have never cared about anyone, and I can't complete the sacrifice. I can only watch you come here one after another and offer your love..."

"This is stupid!" Dr. Pym next to him immediately said: "We don't believe in nonsense like sacrifice!"

"No, he is telling the truth."

However, Wanda, who was not far away, suddenly spoke up when she heard this.

"What?"

"After the Flash event, the remaining Avengers chose to use the quantum tunnel to go back to the past and collect the Infinity Stones in order to save half of the lives that were destroyed."

Wanda's tone was obviously much lower when she said this: "Agent Barton and Natasha were responsible for the Soul Stone. In the end, only Agent Barton came back, and Natasha did not come back. After we successfully destroyed Thanos in another time and space, I learned the truth of this matter... She was sacrificed forever."

"She is right."

Strange nodded, then thought about it and added: "At least in our universe."

"This..."

The other people were obviously a little confused when they heard it : "What should we do?"

"Let me do it."

Wanda on this side suddenly said, and walked forward as if she had made a great determination: "I... hurt a lot of innocent people, maybe this is my best destination."

"Wait, wait?!"

However, hearing this, Quicksilver grabbed her almost instantly: "Don't do stupid things in any case. If you really have to choose, let me do it. Anyway, I'm already dead."

"Maybe I can try it."

Vision on this side also took the initiative to step forward: "Although I don't know whether robots can be sacrificed, but as Pietro said, I've been dead for a long time... right?"

"You..."

Wanda was a little moved after seeing the two people's actions, but she still shook her head firmly: "No, I will..."

"Hey, what a big deal."

However, at this moment, little Mayuling who was watching the show suddenly said: "Isn't it just jumping off a cliff? As for such a mother-in-law, I can handle it for you with just a leap of faith!"

Speaking of which.

She jumped directly off Fang Mo.

"Boss, watch me risk my life to fix that little broken stone for you." The little Mayu Ling here flexed her muscles and then walked towards the cliff: "Come on, come on, Vormir Star You guys, give me an infinite gem, and I'll show you guys how to jump off a cliff..."

However, she had just taken two steps when Fang Mo held her down.

"Don't make trouble."

Fang Mo squinted his eyes at this moment and seemed to be studying the structure of the altar in front of him: "The setting of this sacrifice is quite awesome. It seems that you can't pull it back even by snapping your fingers. Your life form is quite special... What if the time comes? What should I do if the abyss ritual doesn’t even take effect?”

"Wow, boss, you can't bear to leave me, right?"

Xiao Mayuling suddenly asked.

"Cosplay your sword brother well, don't imitate the female brat." Fang Mo glared at the other party angrily: "Did you peek at the Ninja World Male Keto: The Tsundere Legend written by Nine Lama again? I told you Don't look at those messy things..."

"It's not like that bitch Levardin is always trying to mess with me!" Little Mayuling struggled: "Boss, please tell me... do you like swordsmen or lighters?"

"Okay, stop making trouble."

Fang Mo helplessly picked up the other person and put it back on his shoulders: "You will always be my most convenient weapon. Our souls share honor and disgrace, right?"

"Wow, boss, what you said is so good. I love you and I want to be your wife..."

Little Mayuling's eyes immediately lit up: "Can you say it again? I want to record it and let that bitch Levatin listen to it a hundred times!"

"What a powerful statement."

Nick Fury next to him couldn't help but glance at Fang Mo when he heard this: "But I want to ask you, does your wife, a primary school student, know about this?"

"Don't talk nonsense."

Fang Mo wiped his face feebly: "She is even more than a month older than me. She is not a primary school student. You, a black man, don't go around being black, okay?"

"Got it."

However, Nick Fury on the opposite side said again: "She is just a primary school student on the physical level, and you are a primary school student on the spiritual level, right?"

"What do you know? This is called contrasting cuteness!"

Fang Mo argued: "For example, the holy nun has huge breasts, the cute elementary school student is full of dirty jokes, the dark-skinned elf wears a wedding dress and white silk stockings, and the evil-looking demon queen is actually a kind-hearted natural idiot. The cunning female imp was hypnotized into weak..."

"Working hard overtime but getting a pitiful salary?"

Nick Fury suddenly asked.

"..."

Fang Mo hesitated for a moment when he heard the words, and then directly touched his forehead: "Let me give you a small question... Now in order to obtain the infinite gems, we need a sacrifice. Where do you think everyone wants to be now? "

“Where would you most like to be?”

Nick Fury was stunned for a moment and didn't react for a moment.

"They most hope to be on top of the Atlantic Trade Fleet in the early sixteenth century." Fang Mo said, looking directly at Nick Fury.

"...why do you think this is?"