My double is steve
Chapter 244 This dragon learns to talk back today, and it will become Yutao tomorrow
"Ah this..."
Seeing this messy dragon's nest, Fang Mo was shocked again.
"As I said, master, you have to be mentally prepared." Axue beside her said helplessly: "It is like this now, and I will not listen to my advice. If it really fights, it will be afraid of being discovered by others..."
"Well, it's just drooling."
Fang Mo looked at the Ender Dragon sleeping soundly in the dragon's lair, and really couldn't hold back.
Where did the little cutie who called Dad in his arms go? What is this thing that looks like a DND dragon in front of you?
Thinking of this, Fang Mo suddenly lost his temper.
So he went straight up and kicked the Ender Dragon's ass.
With a bang, the Ender Dragon's body floated in the air for a brief moment, and then slammed back into the lair heavily, making a loud bang.
The tonnage of the Ender Dragon is quite large nowadays.
This smashed the dragon's nest a little bit, and instantly crushed a lot of stainless steel basins. Of course, even the gold coins were crushed a lot, and a dragon-shaped pit appeared directly.
He was suddenly kicked, and the Ender Dragon also woke up in a daze.
Originally, it was still a little bit angry, and planned to give this closed-eyed thing a dragon's breath, but when it took a closer look, it found that the person standing opposite was none other than the mother it had missed for a long time.
Although mom looks a little angry now.
But the Ender Dragon didn't notice that at all, and immediately became excited.
"Mother!"
The Ender Dragon roared excitedly, and then its huge body rushed towards Fang Mo. Its head, as huge as a car, directly pressed against Fang Mo's chest, as if it wanted to rub against Fang Mo's chest.
However, Fang Mo was in a fit of anger.
Of course, it is impossible to let the other party act like a baby directly.
So he raised his hand to block it, and easily pushed the opponent's head aside.
However, the Ender Dragon still didn't react, and was still very excited. The giant tail behind him shook like an electric fan, violently sweeping down a large area of trees.
"Mom! Mom is back!"
I saw the Ender Dragon growl happily, and then as if thinking of something, he twisted his body and got into his lair, his front paws crazily digging in the pile of gold coins, and soon A skeleton was dug up.
After seeing the skeleton, the Ender Dragon immediately became excited.
It opened its mouth to pick up the skeleton, carefully placed it in front of Fang Mo, and then stood not far away, straightening its chest as if asking for credit.
"you……"
Seeing this scene, Fang Mo only felt that his head was as big as a bucket.
Almost subconsciously, Fang Mo wanted to curse at it, but the moment he opened his mouth, he suddenly noticed a necklace on the neck of this skeleton.
It was a silver pendant, which looked quite delicate.
The pendant is inlaid with a magnificent and flawless red gemstone, and there are some other gemstone decorations on both sides of it.
"What a beautiful pendant..."
After seeing the necklace, Ah Xue also said something in surprise.
It's just that, unlike Ashe, Fang Mo was not happy after seeing this necklace, but couldn't help exclaiming: "Fuck! Ai Zhe Hongshi?"
"It's beautiful, this one."
The Ender Dragon certainly doesn't know what Ai Zhe's red stone is. At the moment, it is young and has not realized the seriousness of the matter, but happily wagging its tail beside it: "I like it, but I want to give it to my mother even more!"
"Damn it, absolutely..."
However, Fang Mo was not happy at all, instead he frowned with a headache.
"Mom, don't you like it?"
After seeing Fang Mo's actions, Ender Shadow Dragon reacted belatedly, and the excitement in his heart gradually turned into confusion: "It's very beautiful, why doesn't mom like it?"
"Let me ask you, where did you find this thing?"
Fang Mo asked directly.
"He snatched it." The Ender Dragon said honestly, "It's far away."
"Hizo?"
Fang Mo asked.
"I don't know." The Ender Dragon shook his head: "It's far away, very high, and there are many snowflakes."
"Grass, really..."
Fang Mo slapped his head violently, this is ridiculous, this stupid dragon will kill all the ripple messengers, right?
In order not to affect the follow-up plot, he ran back to take a shit, but he didn't expect the Ender Dragon to do everything that should be done. If even Qibelin was sprayed to death by a dragon's breath, Wouldn't JOJO's story end before it even started?
Can Kexiu, is this the power of destiny in the JOJO world?
It's really enough to give you a headache.
"Mom, did I...do something wrong?"
Even now, the Ender Dragon noticed that he seemed to be in trouble, even if he couldn't read his words, and asked cautiously, "Why?"
"You've done too many fucking things wrong."
Fang Mo raised his forehead helplessly: "I feel that your number is useless, why don't you go back and use a question mark pick to disassemble a dragon egg and hatch it again. If there is a chance in the future, I will send you to the DND world to find a dragon to marry." Go out and forget it."
"?!"
Hearing what Fang Mo said, Ender Dragon was also taken aback.
Although it didn't quite understand some words, it could still hear the disappointment in its mother's tone, and immediately panicked: "Mom, I was wrong, please forgive me..."
"you are wrong?"
Fang Mo looked at the Ender Dragon in front of him, and felt a little bit reluctant, but educating children must be stricter, so he directly moved out of his mother's policy towards him when he was a child: "Come, come, say it yourself, you Tell me, where did you go wrong?"
The Ender Dragon was stunned when he heard Fang Mo say that.
yes.
Where did I go wrong?
The Ender Dragon secretly observed Fang Mo, and then began to think about it. Mom was very angry when she saw the necklace, so she gave the wrong gift?
"I... gave the wrong gift."
The Ender Dragon lowered its head and said in a low voice: "Mom doesn't like this, beautiful things, then... Next time, I will give Mom a black female human, like Aunt Yeyi, but she is not allowed to turn into a cat. "
"puff……"
Before Fang Mo could express his opinion, Ah Xue couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"I the fuck..."
Fang Mo's nose was almost crooked when he heard this.
"The problem is not here!"
Fang Mo couldn't help roaring, and directly shuddered the huge body of the Ender Dragon: "Look at the way you don't like to be clean, look at your doghouse, you know it's a dragon Nest, those who don’t know the fucking thought that the goblins have caught a bunch of female knights and let them have a party! Did I teach you that? Who did you learn your distaste for being clean?”
"But……"
The Ender Dragon said aggrievedly: "Mom, I used to live in a kennel."
"..."
Hearing this, Fang Mo was also taken aback.
As for Ah Xue, who was next to her, she had already fully turned on the movie-watching mode, and she couldn't afford to spend too much fun.
"Okay, you've learned to talk back, haven't you?"
Fang Mo couldn't hold back when Ah Xue gave him such a smile, so he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the Ender Dragon: "I think your crotch has grown bigger and you are evil, okay, you like talking back, don't you? Looks like it's time to give you a good education."
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