My double is steve

"Hey, can I have the box you just had?"

The collector rubbed his little hands, and his mature old face showed a childlike expectation: "Or, whatever is in that box..."

"Does the crotch of your cosmic elders have no pain nerves?"

Hearing what the universe collector said, Fang Mo also raised his eyebrows: "Why don't I engrave what happened to you just now into a CD and give it to you as a collection? When you're free, you can still remember your wonderful and pleasant death experience, Isn't it beautiful?"

"Ahem, Your Excellency the Mage was joking."

The collector coughed in embarrassment, and probably realized that he was greedy again, and said quickly: "The things in the Master's hands are all rare treasures, and it is a great honor to give me two casually..."

"emmm..."

Fang Mo thought for a while, and then took two things from Steve.

It was a delicate glass bottle, and three meatballs.

"This is?"

Collector Di Fan looked at these two items curiously.

He is always full of expectations for the things that Fang Mo brings out, after all he can distinguish everything in the world, but he can't understand the various items that Fang Mo brings out.

For an old monster who has lived for an unknown amount of time, nothing is more important than 'freshness'.

“Breakfast set for two.”

Fang Mo explained casually.

Then he reached out and handed the item to the collector.

I saw the collector wearing white gloves, carefully took the items and began to observe and size them up.

The first thing he studied was the glass bottle, which contained a cow for some reason. It was obvious that the cow was alive and kept moving in the jar, but the strange thing was that this thing neither needed to eat grass nor eat grass. excreted, and still producing milk.

"What is the principle?"

The collector fell in love with this thing just by looking at it. Of course, he did not like to drink milk, but he was fascinated by the storage principle of this jar: "Isn't this kind of storage method too delicate? Look at my bulky and huge ones. Collection cabinet, and look at your exquisite little bottle... My God, how did you do this?"

"It's a means from another world."

Fang Mo shrugged and said, "Don't think about it, you can't learn it."

Yes, Fang Mo really has no way to tell Di Fan, after all, the method of canning cows is very simple and rude, nothing more than putting the cows on the jar, and then smashing the cows into it with an iron felt.

This is indeed very MC, but will others believe it?

"I absolutely love this thing."

The collector loves the cow jar in his hand: "It would be great if all my collections could be bottled. I will be the first to put Karina in the bottle..."

"..."

Karina next to her was so frightened that she almost collapsed on the ground.

"Don't just care about that jar." Fang Mo reminded: "What's so good about milk, the Dali Wan here is the real good thing."

"Strong pill?"

The collector looked at Huanyu Meatball curiously: "Could it be... for food?"

"Universal Meatballs."

Fang Mo explained with a smile: "Compared to collecting, I suggest you try one first. This stuff is awesome. Maybe your interests and hobbies will change after eating..."

"I'm starting to be interested in something that even His Majesty the Mage admires so much."

When the collector heard this, he was obviously looking forward to it, so he went not far away and processed it with an instrument, which probably involved disinfection and cooking.

Because the quality and density of this thing is ridiculously high, it is difficult to cut or fork it with ordinary tableware, so the collector had to take off his gloves, pinch the meatball with his fingers, put it in his mouth, and chew it slowly up.

Don't look at the collector being tortured by Fang Mo's tricks, it seems to be quite weak.

But as the race of the elders of the universe, his own strength is still very good, which can be seen from his ability to move the meatball without changing his face.

You know, this thing is heavier than the enchanted golden apple.

Ordinary people will suffer from drooping stomach after taking a bite.

I saw the collector chewing the Huanyu meatball for a while, the expression on his face was puzzled at first, then slowly turned into surprise, and finally directly turned into pure enjoyment.

"This... this taste..."

The more the collector chews, the more he enjoys it, and the more he chews, the more excited he becomes, and he even feels a little lost.

"Mother's smell?"

Fang Mo himself has eaten Huanyu meatballs, so he asked with a smile at this moment: "Are you so moved that you are about to cry? You can't just fly 360 degrees into outer space, and then explode your clothes or something." Let's take a look?"

"I'm really... so touched that I'm on the verge of crying..."

The Collector tremblingly said while chewing: "What is this taste? I have tasted all the food in this universe, but this thing...why does it taste so special? I can't stop...how is this possible?"

"You won't give him any contraband, will you?"

Seeing this scene, Yondu next to him couldn't help leaning over and whispering to Fang Mo, "Are you so hostile to him?"

"I'm a super chef! Who do you think I am?"

Fang Mo immediately reprimanded.

"..."

Yondu shrank his neck, not daring to speak.

"Okay, I'll leave first if there's nothing else, the Rockets are still waiting for me over there." Fang Mo waved his hand, and now that Yi Ge's coordinates have been found, Fang Mo is too lazy to stay here anymore, so he directly Waved to say goodbye.

However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that the collector hurriedly stopped him.

"Wait! Master Mage!"

"how?"

Fang Mo looked at the collector: "Is there anything else?"

"This...hehe..."

The collector showed a flattering smile, and he said, "Do you still have this meatball? I... I think I may not be able to collect it. This thing is so delicious, of course I am willing to pay for it." It doesn’t matter how much money you have! The last thing Difan Group needs is money.”

"Do you think I'm short on money?"

Fang Mo asked back.

"Uh, this."

The collector's face froze, but he quickly realized: "Then I can help you! You don't have your own power in this universe, right? The Difan Group can..."

"Ronan's battleship is pretty good, can you repair it?"

Fang Mo asked suddenly.

"Dark Asterisk?"

The collector was stunned for a moment, then immediately nodded and said: "Of course! I have also studied the technology of the Cree civilization. Their biotechnology is very advanced. If you want to transform a car of your own, I am willing to help you." .”

"Okay, then it's settled."

Fang Mo nodded, and then slapped three copper... Huanyu Meatballs on the table: "I'll probably go to Kristin first, and then go find Ego's trouble. Get things done, and I'm going to play nice when I'm going back to Earth."

"I will handle it."

Seeing the three Huanyu meatballs on the table, Di Fan the collector almost grinned.

Nodding his head, Fang Mo teleported directly back to Team Rocket.

As soon as he came out of the fog of space, Fang Mo saw Ronan being tied up like a rice dumpling by everyone with alloy ropes, and several people led by Rocket Raccoon were discussing something loudly.

"What are you talking about?"

Fang Mo came up and asked a little strangely.

"Fang Mo, you just came back." Seeing Fang Mo, Drax immediately said, "We are discussing how to deal with this guy, and I was convinced by that little long-haired monster."

"Don't call me a little monster!"

Rocket Raccoon bared his teeth and roared, "I told you to call me Captain Rocket!"

"Persuasion? Persuasion of what?"

Fang Mo was also a little curious: "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha right away? Can't you? With your two personalities, you shouldn't be able to do such a stupid thing..."

"I want Ronan to suffer the most painful punishment in the world."

Drax said excitedly: "Originally, I planned to stab him a hundred times and kill him brutally... But the little monster captain and that little boy told me that if you want Ronan to suffer the most painful thing, you have to ask Asking your opinion, they said that you are the most wicked in the team, not only a little mentally ill, but also pretending to be bad, you will definitely make Ronan's life worse than death!"

"Um?"

After listening to Drax's words, Fang Mo immediately turned to look at the two of them.

"..."

Rocket Raccoon quickly shifted his attention to the side, and his furry ears were put back guiltily, pretending to be whistling there.

"No, what are you pretending to be in your mind?"

Xingjue really couldn't help it, and said directly to Drax: "We obviously said 'Fang Mo has the most methods, he must be able to think of a better way than us', how come you will change Is it like this? Are you really going to kill your teammates?"

"I don't care! Anyway, you suggested it!"

Drax waved his hand directly, and then said to Fang Mo: "Help me find a way, it's best to come up with the most necessary way... Make this guy's life worse than death!"

"I didn't know for a while whether it was a compliment or a detriment to me."

After listening to a few people's arguments, Fang Mo couldn't help but rubbed his forehead: "Forget it, anyway, my character design is just like this. Anyway, if you want to torture him, I have a few ways here." For your reference."

"Tell me and listen!"

Drax said quickly.

Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon couldn't help pricking up their ears.

"I have a sword in my hand. I can make a person live forever by sticking it into someone's body. As long as I bury him deep in the soil and stick a sword on my body, isn't this just living compost? When the time comes, pour a few pounds into the soil." Earthworms, ask Groot to borrow two twigs for cuttings, to ensure that flowers bloom everywhere..."

"I'm Groot! (No, no, no, that's too cruel...)"

After hearing this, Groot took a step back in fright: "(I don't want to eat people, neither can the Kree. I'm sorry friend, I can't do this...)"

"Can't you?"

Fang Mo shrugged: "Then change to a gentler one. I have a pan here, which can seal him in it, and then you can shit on the pan every day. By the way, this pan will never be damaged." , When you are dead, your sons and grandchildren can continue to reap the benefits, pass on the antiques from your ancestors, and as long as you carry on the family well enough, you can let Ronan eat shit for ten thousand years."

"Haha! This is good!"

Drax laughed immediately after hearing this: "My shit is notoriously big, Ronan is lucky now!"

"It's really creepy..."

When Xingjue heard this, he couldn't help feeling a chill.

"Come on." Rocket Raccoon waved his hand when he saw this: "Quiel, you have to get used to it. This may already be his most gentle method."

"Alright alright."

Xingjue didn't want to continue talking about this matter, so he waved his hand and said, "Where are we going next? We can't set up camp on this dilapidated spaceship, can we?"

"Go to Cree Civilization."

Fang Mo said: "I promised Ronan earlier that I would go over and help him bring down the Kree civilization."

"ha?"

Everyone was stunned after hearing this, and Xingjue asked with a look of disbelief: "Are you sure he wants you to harm the Kree civilization? Did you oversleep... Uh, I mean, did you hear it wrong?" Oh, actually what Ronan said was trying to bring disaster to Xandar?"

"No, he's talking about the Cree civilization."

Fang Mo shook his head: "His greatest wish before he died was to do his last bit for the Cree Empire and lead me to the home planet of the Cree people..."

"I can testify that Ronan did say so."

Drax said solemnly.

"Good guy." Rocket Raccoon looked at Ronan in shock: "Is this how you do your best for the empire?"

"..."

Ronan had given up thinking now, no matter what everyone said, he just hung his head and said nothing. Although his eyes were still open, he felt no different from being dead.

In short, after solving Ronan.

The matter on the land of nothingness has come to an end.

Everyone really doesn't want to stay here any longer. Ronan's Dark Star is currently exploding non-stop. Basically all the necromancer spaceships are outside trying to repair the spaceship. The fleet of the Difan Group has also rushed over. Now the two sides are fighting In one group, the entire battlefield was simply chaotic.

So after discussion, everyone returned to the Mirano and began to fly towards the territory of the Kerry Empire.

The land of nothingness is very far away from the Kree Empire, and there are so many jumping points that it is almost impossible to count, and there are several meteorite belts and other places to pass through, and it will take a few days at the earliest to reach there.

During this period, Fang Mo also fulfilled his promise.

That is to seal Ronan into a frying pan, and then let Drax use it as a sausage.

This craftsman's pan is really easy to use. Although it looks like it's made of cast iron, it actually seems to have a non-stick property. It doesn't stick to water or oil. You can take it outside after use Just clean.

Drax had thrown away his dagger now, and had been wandering around the ship with the cauldron all day.

But Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord couldn't stand him like this. Although the pot looked clean, everyone felt disgusted when they thought of its purpose, so under the joint suggestion of everyone, Drax had to wrap it with high-tech plastic cloth. Hold the pot, and then carry it behind your back, and untie it when you need it.

To say that this pot is quite big, the diameter is about half a meter smaller, and the handle of the pot is about one meter, and it looks like an enlarged version of the dung spoon on the back.

And Fang Mo also kindly named this pot.

Abominable dung puller - defeated pedal.

In order to have fun, Fang Mo even enchanted the frying pan.

Different from sword enchantments, Fang Mo enchanted this pot with sweeping blade, efficiency, expansion, strength, and loyalty.

Fang Mo originally wanted to attach a smelting or flame attachment.

But considering the actual use of this pot... something seemed wrong, so he gave up this enchantment.

It is enough to leave the combat aspect to Sweeping Blade and strength.

As for withdrawing from master's degree.

The two enchantments of efficiency and expansion are really easy to use.

And with the addition of loyalty, now Drax can throw the pot out of the spaceship, and the pot will go around outside a few times by itself, shaking off the filth on his body like a dog throwing fur, and then fly back automatically .

To be honest, Fang Mo was a little moved after reading it.

He speculated that he would make a better one for himself when he returned to the MC, but no one dared to mess with him so far, it seemed that he had to wait for a bad luck.