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"What?"

Hearing Jarvis' voice, Stark was also suddenly stunned.

He subconsciously glanced out of the window, and finally saw Fang Mo walking towards him.

The other party is obviously not here to be a guest, because his left hand is carrying a glowing giant sword on his shoulder, and his right hand is dragging a scarlet flaming sword on the ground. Long black marks.

"Gift Crab..."

Seeing this scene, Stark became numb on the spot.

"What's the matter with you, Stark?"

General Ross here has not realized the seriousness of the matter. He is originally a member of the military. He hates this group of superheroes to death. At this moment, he can suppress them in the name of the United Nations. It's really cool: " If you are having a headache about the agreement, I suggest you sign it as soon as possible."

"You think I'm just having a headache about that agreement?"

Stark turned his head and glanced at the proud General Ross, imagining how miserable he would die later: "Believe it or not, but in two minutes there will be a monster knocking on the door and walking in, and then things will happen." It would be completely out of control.”

"You mean the sorcerer named Fang Mo?"

General Ross said immediately after hearing the words: "With all due respect, Stark, that guy is the most uncontrollable existence. The higher-ups have suggested that he hand over that battleship more than once."

"I advise you not to do stupid things, white-haired old man."

Rocket Raccoon next to him heard this, and immediately said: "We have worked very hard to keep the world from being destroyed, I hope you idiot don't let all this hard work go to waste."

"Look at what's in your team, a talking raccoon?" General Ross glanced at Rocket Raccoon: "I heard it came from an alien, so would it wash marshmallows in water? ? Or is it just a little pet you keep?"

"Old thing! What are you talking about!?"

Rocket Raccoon's temper is quite explosive, he slapped the table and roared: "You don't think that your nuclear weapons are very powerful, do you? Believe it or not, if I call, Fang Mo will teleport over immediately, and then Shove a nuclear warhead into your slack eyelids and massage your calcified presquamous glands, which are as dysfunctional as your brain!"

"Watch your attitude, little pet."

General Ross laughed when he saw the other party's exasperated look: "Don't you call yourself a superhero? What's the matter with this attitude?"

"You fucking..."

As soon as Rocket Raccoon heard that his blood pressure was up, he took out his phone from his pocket, and Xingjue, who was beside him in a daze, quickly pressed Rocket Raccoon: "Brother Rocket! Forget it, forget it!"

"..."

Stark, who witnessed the whole process, rubbed his temples with a headache.

Good news: Star-Lord stopped Rocket Raccoon from shaking people.

Bad news: The person who was shaken came here with a knife in his hand.

"I admit that I used to have a big temper, and I might argue with you because of such trivial matters." General Ross looked at the noisy people and said again: "But the situation is different now. It is not me, and certainly not Magnesium officials, who asked you to sign this agreement."

"Didn't you suggest it?"

The black widow Natasha heard this, and suddenly asked: "Then what do you think of us?"

"What about danger?"

General Ross said directly without thinking.

"..."

The Avengers frowned subconsciously when they heard this.

"You are just a group of superpowers living in the country of Magnesium, ignoring sovereign borders, imposing your will on anyone and anywhere, and doing things without considering the consequences."

When General Ross said this, he directly pressed the monitor.

Soon, some videos appeared on the monitor, including the civilians who were accidentally injured during the New York War, and the three space carriers controlled by the opponent when the Hydra was eliminated. After the crash, it did cause huge casualties, and Sokovia, which Obsidian IV will invade.

Of course it is Sokovia, but in fact there is nothing there now. It feels as if this country has never existed before. There is a huge pit on the map.

At the end of the video, the scene from Lagos was suddenly played again.

That is, the operation of Captain America and Natasha to capture Crossbones. The bomb exploded and injured many civilians there.

It is worth mentioning that General Ross obviously knows the mentality of the Avengers, so there are many close-ups of the casualties in this video, and it turns out that his idea has indeed been achieved, and several Avengers who participated in the operation showed their faces. Even Natasha turned her head away.

"Okay, that's enough."

Captain America frowned.

"In the past few years, you have acted without any supervision and restraint." General Ross stopped the video and began to speak: "Governments around the world can no longer tolerate this situation, so we This agreement was drawn up."

"This agreement has the support of 117 countries. It stipulates that the Avengers will no longer be a private organization, and all your actions will be subject to the supervision of the United Nations special team."

"And ... only when the panel deems it necessary to act."

"Wouldn't that be a dog chew?"

Not far away, Drax was cleaning the pan, and he couldn't help but ask: "So is there a commission for our actions? It can't be voluntary labor, right?"

"I don't think it's a commission issue."

Even Xingjue couldn't bear it anymore, and glanced at Captain America not far away at this moment: "This prying guy told me before... this organization is to make the world safer, I think they should do it ? Just like our rocket team, it also guards the safety of the galaxy."

"What would happen if we misplaced the tens of millions of tons of nuclear bombs?"

General Ross immediately retorted: "I won't talk about Hulk and Thor, just talk about the monster named Fang Mo. Can you keep track of his whereabouts?"

"Of course! He'll be here in a minute and wring your head off to make a toilet!"

Rocket Raccoon cursed fiercely.

"Little animal, sometimes it's useless to just say harsh words." General Ross glanced at him and said, "He who knows the current affairs is a hero, and sometimes it's not shameful to compromise. Trust me, this is already the best compromise." .”

"What if we disagree?"

Natasha asked suddenly.

"Hehe." General Ross glanced at this former Nick Fury's subordinate, and said contemptuously: "Then you all just retire..."

"boom!!!"

Before he could finish speaking, the door was kicked open with a rough kick.

"Oh, is it so?"

Fang Mo walked in from the outside with two giant swords on his shoulders, and the temperature of the whole room began to rise instantly: "Retirement, right? I think this proposal is very good. Superheroes are human too, especially Captain America. Over a hundred years old, have you counted how much pension you owe him? Asking centenarians to help you work, is this a fucking thing that humans can do? If it were me, I would have retired... huh? Forget it. Did not say."

"..."

Seeing Fang Mo barging in, Stark slapped his face with a headache.

He didn't want to watch the next scene anymore.

"Ha ha!"

However, unlike Stark's headache, Rocket Raccoon is happy: "Fang Mo, you've come, help me cure this old and immortal thing!"

"It's you."

Seeing Fang Mo himself, Ross seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously weakened a bit: "Why are you here?"

"I'm here to work."

Fang Mo said.

"Work?" Rose was stunned: "What job? You shouldn't be an Avenger, right?"

"It's true that I'm not an Avenger, but I recently opened a store called Ximen Coffin People's Red and White Matters One-stop Service Club." Fang Mo said with a smile: "I just received a call from someone saying that someone here wants I'll come over to see if I'm doing something, do you think I should do something white or red?"

"..."

Ross glanced at the two giant swords on the opponent's body, and after a long silence, he said, "...the red thing?"

"Hey, I really told you to guess right."

Fang Mo looked at General Ross with a little surprise: "I didn't expect you to be quite smart, old man. I'm really here for a red thing. There are people here who want to get married, so I'll help be a matchmaker to propose a marriage. You guys discuss it." Yours, I, an outsider, will not participate."

"About marriage refers to..."

General Ross was taken aback for a moment, and then subconsciously looked at Stark. He thought the other party was talking about Pepper Potts.

But it will be in the next second.

Fang Mo's voice sounded again.

"I came this time to propose marriage to Dr. Banner." Fang Mo said with a smile, "Both he and Hulk like Miss Betty very much and want to marry her."

"ha?"

Dr. Banner, who was sitting awkwardly not far away, was taken aback for a moment, then raised his head in astonishment: "No, I didn't..."

However, before these words could be spoken, Natasha next to him immediately held him down, and put her finger on her lips to signal him to keep quiet.

"What did you say!?"

Hearing the news about his daughter, General Ross still couldn't hold back, and his temper flared up again: "No, I absolutely don't agree with this!"

"Don't you country of Magnesium advocate freedom? What age is this and arranged marriages?" Fang Mo smiled immediately when he heard this: "Why, did I say that the matchmaker is not good? Then I will directly treat you as a stumbling block." Can you say no?"

"Excuse me, may I ask what you mean by 'say no'..."

War Machine Rhodes asked suddenly.

"Oh, it's like that."

As Fang Mo was talking, he suddenly took out a hen out of nowhere, and then took out an egg as if by magic. He sang to the egg: "You are so stupid~"

In the next second, a purple flame burst out from Fang Mo's hand, and the hen was instantly reduced to ashes.

"Look." Fang Mo said, throwing the egg at General Ross directly: "Should I tell you it's gone?"

General Ross subconsciously wanted to catch the egg, but for some reason, the egg turned a corner in mid-air, and then hit him with a slap, and the sticky egg paste instantly stuck to his suit.

"you……"

Seeing this scene, General Ross obviously wanted to have a fit, but his assistant hurriedly pulled him away.

"Do you know what this is?"

Fang Mo didn't care about the small actions of the two, but just smiled and handed the dust on his hand to General Ross: "This is Ai Kun fan."

"What exactly are you trying to express?"

Although General Ross didn't have an attack, his face had obviously turned livid: "Even if you threaten me, it's useless. This matter was not promoted by me or the Magnesium Country, but was decided by the United Nations after discussion..."

"What are you doing about the Sokovia Agreement? It's up to me. I'm not an Avenger."

Fang Mo carelessly played with the ashes in his hands: "I said, I'm just here to do something, but this red thing is obviously impossible to do, but the problem is that our company has performance indicators, since the red thing can't be done... Then I can only do nonsense, what do you think of Rose powder? Uh...would it be a bit too stinky?"

"... Mr. Fang Mo, this matter really has nothing to do with us."

General Ross's assistant finally couldn't bear it anymore, perhaps because he was afraid of being implicated, so he hurriedly explained: "General Ross did not lie, this agreement was indeed approved by the United Nations, and it will be held in Vienna in a few days. The meeting passed it."

"I said it has nothing to do with the agreement, okay?"

Fang Mo spread his hands, and said with a sincere face: "I really came here to help propose a marriage matchmaker. General Ross, you just follow the Hulk. Don't make it difficult for me, okay? If you can't bear it, I can ask Cytorak for help." , I will turn you into a red tank, look at this red and green, life is interesting... Fuck sorry, I am too excited, I am here to match Betty and Banner, not for you and Hulk."

"I……"

General Ross's face was extremely ugly at the moment. To be honest, he didn't expect Fang Mo to appear suddenly, and he didn't know who notified him. The other party got so close to this group of superheroes, shouldn't he really slap himself to death?

Even if he dared, wouldn't these superheroes stop him?

"If you are wondering whether they can protect you, then I advise you to give up this plan as soon as possible."

However, as if he had guessed what Rose was thinking, Fang Mo's tone suddenly became flat: "All the forces and superhumans on the entire earth combined are not enough for me to fight with one hand. If I really want to mess with you... …I don’t know how many people will tie you up and bring you to me on your knees, begging me to accept you.”

"Need me to show you a video, General Ross?"

Natasha also smiled when she saw this, it was obvious that Fang Mo was on her side: "I don't mean anything else, I just want to say...we really can't stop Mr. Fang Mo, after all we are mortals, he is god."

"Sorry, I have to make a statement."

Hearing this, Thor who was not far away also laughed: "Fang Mo is much more powerful than a god, at least we gods can't destroy a planet with a single blow with an infinity gem."

"General Ross, it says there can be no conflict this time..."

The assistant also started to break out in a cold sweat when he heard this. He became the assistant to the other party after Ross became the Secretary of State. He is not a soldier. He is not very courageous because he is a politician. Make a decision later."

"..."

General Ross himself was obviously a little flustered, but on the surface he snorted coldly: "Okay, let's go!"

After speaking, he was about to turn around and leave.

"stop."

However, Fang Mo suddenly said something, and then a burst of coercion suddenly enveloped the two of them: "Are you told to leave?"

"What else do you want to do?"

General Ross said sternly, "Do you want to kill the two of us right here?"

"No, do you really have a bad brain when riding a horse?" Fang Mo said directly: "I have said several times that I am here to propose a marriage. You agree to leave before you leave, or you will leave the ashes for me to raise." Vent your anger, oh yes...remember to leave a set of clothes for Betty and his wife to make a grave for you, this marriage still has to be concluded, when the time comes, they will visit your grave together and give birth to a big green boy for you. "

"I……"

"General Ross..."

Hearing the assistant's low-pitched reminder, General Ross's expression changed for a long time, and finally he spat out three words through his teeth as if he had eaten shit: "I agree!"

"Hey, that's right."

Fang Mo immediately burst into a smile when he heard the words, and then directly pulled up Dr. Banner who was in a daze: "Come on, Dr. Banner, come quickly and call Dad."

"ah?"

Bruce Banner was dumbfounded after hearing the whole thing, what is it all about.

"If you want to call you, you can call me. You're so green... You're so big, what are you shy about?" Fang Mo directly pulled Dr. Banner up to General Ross: "Call Dad quickly, or wait until Dad Mie comes." If you want to call again, you will have no chance."

"Father Killer?"

General Ross was also taken aback when he heard the words, and asked directly: "What is that..."

"……dad."

Before General Ross could finish speaking, Banner yelled in a low voice with a dull expression on his face. Ross was stunned for a moment, and in the next second, Fang Mo directly wrapped his arms around his neck.

"Yeah, I got two orders, one white and one red, in one day. I'm so happy."

I saw Fang Mo said with a smile: "This is really a day worth celebrating. As a matchmaker, I, Fang Mo, will give him a big gift for this old father-in-law. I remember that he doesn't seem to like the Avengers very much, so I Announcing that starting today..."

"The Avengers, disband!"

After saying this, Fang Mo directly pushed General Ross aside and staggered him: "Okay, you can get out."