My double is steve

"So, you accidentally ate my food?"

Fang Mo sat at the dining table and looked at the bewildered super-giant girl sitting across from him. He was completely puzzled: "No... that thing is made of iron. Brother, don't you have teeth?"

"Sorry, I didn't notice."

The giant girl in front of her lowered her head as if she had done something wrong: "I originally put the snacks on the table and was eating them while waiting for you to serve, but I accidentally took the wrong ones. I'm very sorry."

"I..."

Fang Mo opened his mouth to complain, but after thinking for a long time, he had no idea what to say.

In the end, he could only wipe his face sadly.

Yes, even Fang Mo himself didn't expect that he just went out to chat with the association's liaison officer for a few words, but then there would be such a big mess in the room.

The eight-foot-girl-like guy in front of him is not a weirdo, but the Pig God who mistakenly swallowed the core of effeminate form. Yes, it is the Pig God. This S-class hero who has no sense of existence in the original work, at first glance He's like a super fat nerd whose fighting style depends entirely on swallowing... Just like that Kunkun browser game, he opens his mouth at the beginning and upgrades entirely by swallowing.

But what surprised Fang Mo was that he really didn't do that.

"Oh my god, sister, please collect your XP."

"It seems to be called the root of all evil."

Fang Mo smiled, then reached out and touched the other person's head: "After all, I am a priest, so it is natural for me to take care of the little boy... I should rather thank you."

"Why don't you try talking to the little demon tonight?"

Fang Mo has always treated these original characters as equally as possible, whether it is Marvel's Nick Fury, X-Men's Uncle Wolf, or Chainsaw Man's Aki Hayakawa.

Fang Mo also watched the scene carefully and didn't let anyone do anything weird again.

"Young man, don't worry about the details." Fang Mo said with a smile, and then he got some sugar from the substitute Steve: "Come on, eat some sugar. I remember you seem to like to add sugar to your brain?"

"..."

"...But what I like to eat is lollipops."

He had said before that he was here to clear up doubts, and that was indeed the case. Taking advantage of the opportunity before dinner was ready, Emperor Tong also asked Fang Mo the questions he had always had.

There is the Pig God as a precedent.

"ha?"

"I've tasted it, it's sweet."

After this little episode with the Pig God.

The Tong Emperor looked at the sugar in Fang Mo's hand in confusion: "Father, how do you want me to eat this?"

Fang Mo licked his fingers and said.

And stare at the other person's back as he leaves.

However, this woman was surprisingly pretty. She had long black hair, a white skirt, and something like a straw hat on her head. Of course, her figure was also very ridiculous. Fang Mo looked up and found that he was only I can use four words to describe this product, that is Azur Lane.

Suddenly the door was pushed open again.

Fang Mo looked up and found Venerable Shit standing at the door. He seemed to be looking for him, and his eyes suddenly lit up when he saw him in the room.

"Don't think too much, you are still young, you will have time to show your talents in the future." Fang Mo smiled when he saw this, and then reached out to touch his head: "Okay, go back and rest, and grow up well. Just leave things like protecting the world to us adults.”

"I really didn't mean this."

Fang Mo slapped his face and then reluctantly drove those images out of his mind.

"You have to change yourself, don't drag us along."

"This is really just white sugar...right?" The child emperor looked at Fang Mo with black lines on his head.

Hearing this, Fang Mo didn't know what to say.

"That's what I said, but I see that the priest also seems to have a headache." Iai Steel thought for a while and said, "I don't think this was intentional on his part. It might be a misunderstanding."

"Well……"

"I don't think you can please him." Fang Mo said without thinking.

It's just that there is obviously something strange about Atomic Samurai.

"Are you leaving now?"

The Atomic Warrior simply didn't dare to take his apprentice to stay here longer.

The Atomic Warrior is similar to what they said before. Fang Mo gave them several MC swords and weapons, including the nano sword brought out by the little demon, the quantum sword, or the Mayuling katana from the craftsman soul. After getting the weapons, a few people exchanged simple polite greetings and quickly left.

"Master, Mr. Priest is really amazing." One of the apprentices of Atomic Warrior, the shemale Itachi who dressed like a woman, said excitedly: "He can turn a man into a woman...Master, what do you think if we After joining the Yuan Shen Cult, can he change us too?"

Then how will I educate him?

Emperor Tong seemed a little confused: "I am also his former assistant after all. If I say it carefully..."

The child emperor's half-sentence was choked in his chest, and he didn't even know what to say.

"..."

After being chased away by Fang Mo, everyone returned to the living room.

The little demon was a little confused when she heard the words, but she subconsciously raised her head and glanced at the opposite side, and understood Fang Mo's thoughts: "Oh...you said this, I thought you did it on purpose."

However, now that she has swallowed the sissy core, she has transformed into a woman nearly three meters tall.

However, soon, the child emperor's voice interrupted his prolonged thoughts: "Mr. Father, are you still listening to me?"

Fang Mo coughed twice when he heard the words, and then said directly to the people around him: "Okay, okay, you just go and do what you need to do, don't just watch the fun here."

"This... alright." Tong Di seemed to have a bit of a headache, but he still took the paper bag Fang Mo handed over: "In short, thank you, I have something to do here, so I'll go back first."

The messy thoughts in Fang Mo's mind popped up again. After all, he was already a dimensional demon, so it shouldn't be too much to have a child, right?

Fang Mo looked at Zhushen, then at Tongdi, and a lot of weird pictures filled his mind in an instant. In the end, even he couldn't stand himself anymore, so he could only shake his head vigorously twice. .

Fang Mo stared at the well-behaved and smart child in front of him.

Fang Mo couldn't deal with him in such an equal attitude anymore.

Fang Mo nodded, and then watched the Child Emperor leave the room.

"Um."

But seriously.

Fang Mo supported his forehead.

And after they left, not long after, Tong Emperor also took the initiative to find Fang Mo.

Fang Mo came back to his senses and pressed his thoughts deeply into his heart: "What's wrong?"

The Tong Emperor did not ask for information about Fang Mo.

"..."

It was like an illusion, he seemed to see a blurred and intertwined shadow, of course it is not wrong to say that this is a fantasy, but at this moment, Fang Mo seemed to really see his own child.

"Thank you very much for enlightening me today."

Looking at the Tong Emperor standing in front of him, staring down at his toes with some anxiety, Fang Mo suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.

When the Atomic Warrior said this, his face was obviously a little unhappy: "Sure enough, we should not stay for dinner, and find an excuse to leave when we get the weapon later..."

Fang Mo originally just had a headache, but when he heard this, he couldn't hold back anymore: "We are saying that XP can be unpopular, but it can't be evil..."

Especially when she was sitting next to the Child Emperor, the contrast between the older and the younger was even more exaggerated.

The other party seems to have regarded himself as an elder, so after thinking about it for a while, Fang Mo also changed his way of coping... Trying to use his own judgment as an elder, he seriously encouraged the other party and gave him some advice. pertinent advice.

However, I just thought about it not long ago.

"Ahem, good kids don't need to understand this."

Do you hold him in the palm of your hand like a dimensional demon god and let him swim carefree in the paradise you created, or teach him like a person, just like your parents once educated yourself?

Think of this question.

Fang Mo nodded, not feeling surprised at all.

However, before Emperor Tong finished speaking, Fang Mo shook his head directly, and interrupted: "The metal knight is good everywhere, but he doesn't make copper, so you can't invite him just because of this."

"What is it?" Several disciples suddenly became curious.

Seeing Fang Mo suddenly shake his head, the little demon who had just walked over looked at him curiously: "You took too much Hell Wart, are you high?"

Although I do often do hellish jobs sometimes, causing everyone headaches, but to be honest, Fang Mo didn't treat them like ants because he was a demon god and the fourth natural disaster... The two parties have always had a relatively equal relationship.

"Ah, yes."

"Well, it is a special period after all." Emperor Tong responded and explained: "I slightly hacked into the internal system of the Heroes Association... By the way, I will also contact Metal Knight tonight, if he can participate in this event If we fight in a decisive battle, our winning rate will be much higher."

The Child Emperor pursed his lips, but didn't say anything in reply: "Then... I'll take my leave now, Mr. Father, see you tomorrow."

"Mr. Father?"

"But at least he really has this ability."

Fang Mo smiled enthusiastically, then stretched out his hand to materialize a piece of paper, and wrapped the sugar into the paper envelope with ease: "Here, take it, this is a good thing the priest gave you, if you feel bored, just Open the paper and take a big bite... I guarantee you will be full of energy!"

Leaning back on the chair, Fang Mo's thoughts started to spread again: "Hmm... By the way, can sprinkling some bone powder on children speed up their growth?"

The child emperor suddenly turned dark.

"Thanks, kid."

"Why?"

Before Atomic Warrior could speak, his other apprentice Samurai Drill said with a dark face.

all in all.

Just in a daze.

Fang Mo himself seemed to be startled.

This seemed to be the first time that Fang Mo listened carefully to a child confiding his troubles to him.

But at this moment, the Tong Emperor next to him finally couldn't restrain his confusion and asked directly: "Mr. Father, and this...sister, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" ?”

But at this moment, the Atomic Warrior, who had been silent, finally spoke: "Listening to what you said, I seemed to suddenly remember something... If I remember correctly, I think I heard someone from the association say, Brother Priest There was another heroic name before."

"Mr. Father, I still have some unfinished business."

Fang Mo said happily: "Thank you already."

If I really have a child one day...

"No matter how evil the sect is, is there still an evil sect like Zhao Zilong × Gou Jian?"

The Child Emperor looked much more relaxed at this moment, and showed a knowing smile to Fang Mo: "I seem to understand what I should do next, thank you."

"You already know."

The little demon also sneered when he heard this.

"Is it really an accident?" Xiaoyao was a little surprised when she heard this, but she didn't have a headache like Fang Mo. After looking at the Pig God's new look, she spoke directly: " Isn’t this good? Want to know about Maru Tun’s vore attributes?”

Yes, you can understand just by hearing his heroic name. The Tong Emperor is naturally someone else's child, or a peerless genius or something. However, even if he is a genius, the Tong Emperor is only a child after all. In this life experience, There are obviously not as many adults as there are.

"Hi, Simple."

It's just different from what Fang Mo thought.

"So you are hiding here."

The Child Emperor shook his head and explained: "I have to return to the Heroes Association later. Although the specific location of the Weird Association has been determined, I still need to deploy my combat equipment, so I may not have any time to waste. , after all, there’s a decisive battle tomorrow, right?”

"..."

"Knocking on anything will only hurt me."

Fang Mo asked: "Dinner will be ready soon, why don't you wait a little longer?"

He just confided something to himself...that is, the troubles of genius.

The human demon Kamamita pursed his lips, as if he still cared about this matter.

After all, normally speaking, he has become active everywhere for no apparent reason, and has become an S-class hero. His strength is a bit ridiculous. An S-class think tank like Tong Di will definitely doubt himself, and maybe he will find a way in private. Investigate yourself or something like that.

"What are you doing here?"

"Thank me?" Emperor Tong seemed a little confused: "What's wrong with me?"

"Hi, nothing."

However, after hearing the Tong Emperor's voice at this moment.

As he said that, Venerable Vest also opened the door and walked in directly, carrying a box in his hand: "Did you just talk about something with the Child Emperor? I see that the child seems to be quite happy."

"It's nothing, I just helped him guide him."

Fang Mo didn't say much, he just glanced at the other party curiously: "But...why are you looking for me?"

"You should open the gift and take a look." Venerable Vest said with some anticipation, and then handed over the box in his hand: "This is a gift that I have carefully prepared for a long time. You will definitely like it."