My double is steve

"I... why am I here?"

Early the next morning, Xiaoyao sat up from Fang Mo's bed and was obviously a little confused.

"Are you awake?" Soon, Fang Mo's mean voice sounded next to him: "Congratulations, you have become Bai Jie."

"……ha?"

When the little demon heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then quickly opened the quilt and took a look inside.

The sheets were clean, with no traces at all, but the clothes on her body were indeed gone, replaced by a slightly loose pajamas.

"..."

Seeing this scene, the little demon seemed to be a little stunned. Various expressions on his little face changed back and forth, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

At this moment, Fang Mo, who was next to him, couldn't help but start laughing: "I'm teasing you, I'm going to scare you."

"Are you fucking sick?"

The little demon seemed to react when he saw this, raised his little foot and kicked Fang Mo.

However, Fang Mo seemed to have had an early warning and grabbed the opponent's slender ankle: "I'm kind-hearted and helping you deal with the aftermath, can you please give me some favors?"

"What kind of aftermath?"

The little demon gave him a blank look.

"You drank too much last night and acted like crazy. You had to drop a nuclear bomb on the ground. I couldn't stop you."

As Fang Mo said this, he secretly glanced at the soles of the other party's feet. This time, she was not wearing white silk stockings. She was only wearing a fluffy and loose pajamas. Her small soles were soft and rosy, with a pinkish-white color to them. The clear texture... really makes people want to put it down.

After glancing for a moment, Fang Mo quickly looked away.

It seems that I have been playing porridge games for so many years, and my pinching skills are really good. These are much prettier than Tulong's little feet before.

"……ah?"

The little demon didn't notice Fang Mo's gaze, and was a little surprised when he heard these words: "Really or not, why would I put a nuclear bomb on the ground?"

"I do not know."

Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "You said something like, 'Mr. Kameno, His Majesty the Emperor, our mission is accomplished' or something, and then you smiled and placed nuclear bombs on the ground..."

"You're fucking sick!"

Hearing this, the little demon couldn't help but kicked it with the other foot: "You are the pangolin!"

"What? I'm a pangolin? That's great!"

After all, Fang Mo's reaction was faster than that of Xiao Yao. Just as he was speaking, he raised his hand and grabbed her other ankle like lightning, and then pulled Xiao Yao towards him with force. He only heard the other party scream and quickly used He put his little hand on Fang Mo's chest and said a little anxiously: "You, you, you... what do you want to do?"

"Grandma, play with me..."

However, he was just halfway through the words, and somehow the little demon actually reacted, and then Fang Mo was shocked to see that this little thing gave him a big...oh no, a big one.

"Feel sorry."

As the little demon said this, he turned his head to the side while holding back his laughter: "How about you just play with it for a while?"

Finally, she said again: "After all, you have it too."

"..."

Fang Mo was really shaken by her hand, and he loosened his grip on the other person's hands. After holding it in for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said in a muffled voice: "...You are cheating on me!"

"Obviously you were the one who started talking nonsense."

The little demon retorted: "No matter how drunk I am, I can't COS a pangolin, right?"

"If you don't believe me, you can take a look at your stand-in's backpack." Fang Mo said a little breathlessly: "The number of nuclear bombs in your bag must be less!"

“Wuhu, I don’t care~~”

Seeing Fang Mo's furious look, the little demon relaxed and fell directly on the bed. Then he stepped on Fang Mo's chest twice with his feet. While doing so, he didn't forget to taunt him: "Hmph, you can take it now." Is there nothing I can do? Come on, come on... call daddy first to make me happy."

Fang Mo was originally a bit incompetent.

But seeing this little guy dare to provoke me like this, feeling the warmth coming from the soles of his feet... Do you think he can still bear it?

I can't bear it.

"You are seeking death by riding a horse!"

Fang Moteng suddenly stood up from the bed. The next second, a white light flashed, and she instantly turned into a cute girl with red eyes and white hair. Then she pounced and knocked down the little demon who was trying to get up. He yelled viciously: "You've grown up, haven't you? Have you grown up, haven't you? When your crotch becomes bigger, you're going to look weird, right!?"

"……ah?"

Now the little demon was dumbfounded: "No... are you serious?"

“If I can’t cure Dayang people, I can’t cure you?”

Fang Mo sneered.

"No, no, no, I'm teasing you..." After hearing this, the little demon was obviously a little panicked, and he even dared not look directly at Mo's face in front of him: "After all, we were all decent people in life, and we can discuss it if we have anything to say. , at least don’t play so fancy!”

"It's too late, today I will make you regret growing this thing..."

However, just in the middle of Fang Mo's words, without any warning, the sound of opening the door suddenly sounded, and then Axue's voice came in.

"Master, Venerable Vest is here to find you...What?!"

As soon as Axue pushed the door open, she was stunned as if struck by lightning.

She looked at her master first, and then at her wife. She felt as if her brain had completely shut down, and she was completely confused. Even her outlook on life was shattered at this moment.

Fortunately, she interrupted.

The little demon hurriedly pushed Fang Mo aside.

"Axue..."

As for Fang Mo, a white light flashed, and he returned to his original posture, taking a deep breath: "Why don't you knock on the door..."

"I...I'm afraid of disturbing Madam."

Ashue said hesitantly: "I thought Madam was still resting, but I didn't expect Master... Did Ashue disturb Master's enjoyment?"

"No, you were the one who stopped me from becoming a beast, and you did it beautifully." Fang Mo wiped his face sadly: "Tomorrow, I will become an asexual life like Meng Wang next door. Anyway, they are both named Shi, and I seem to be no different from him. ...When I go to that world from now on, it’s just a good time to learn from him.”

"I think you can go to the Bone King."

The crisis was over, and the little demon was obviously relieved: "That side is obviously more suitable for you."

"Whatever, it's all nonsense anyway." Fang Mo seemed a little depressed, and he lay down on the bed and began to act badly: "I'm tired, I don't want to stay here anymore, I want to go back to the MC world to go fishing... …”

"That's what you want so much..."

Seeing this scene, Xiao Yao didn't know what to say. She frowned and thought for a while, then raised her foot and lightly kicked Fang Mo: "Then... if it doesn't work, let's go back to the MC to discuss it..."

"Fuck, the Weird Association!"

Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly jumped up from the bed without any warning: "I had an affair with you today!"

…

after an hour.

Near the entrance to the Weird Association.

Everyone looked at Fang Mo with confused expressions, wondering what medicine he had taken wrong today.

"I say, brother priest."

In the end, Venerable Vest couldn't help it anymore: "Didn't the association say to gather here in the afternoon before launching a surprise attack? Why are you making trouble six hours earlier?"

"As a hero, I hate evil as much as I hate evil!"

Fang Mo said righteously: "I can't stand these evil weirdos for a second... They must be killed immediately! Everyone is a member of the barbecue team, and I will kill them with me!"

"As expected of the doctor's best friend, he is so enlightened."

When the Haiji girl next to her heard this, she glanced at Fang Mo in surprise.

She was born not long ago, so she didn't know Fang Mo's character very well, but the armored gorilla and earth dragon next to her heard this and directly raised their foreheads, thinking that this guy really didn't think of anything good.

And also looked helpless.

There is also the little demon floating in the air next to him.

"Is that so?"

When Venerable Vest heard this, he didn't think much about it, he just nodded and said, "Alright, then let's act in advance... But you are really ready, right?"

"Maybe you don't trust your blues."

Fang Mo smiled slightly: "But you can always trust Cube Man... Tulong, get on the map."

"This is a rough map compiled by the doctor."

Hearing this, the little earth dragon also put down the shovel in his hand, then took out a map from his arms, and held it up on tiptoe for everyone to see: "We have found seven entrances so far, but the instruments used for detection The signal has been lost, so I don’t know which entrance is the real one. If you want to encircle and suppress them... you probably need to split up."

"Seven entrances?"

The Venerable Vest looked up and looked around and said, "But there are only six of us. Now we are in trouble."

"This is simple."

Fang Mo said casually: "Just seal off one entrance. There happens to be one in front of you. Look at me..."

"Just wait for me."

Hearing this, Gu Yi quickly raised his hand to stop it: "Forget it on the moon, at least don't do this on the earth?"

"That won't work. What if the enemy escapes?"

Fang Mo ignored Gu Yi and immediately started to use his powerful moves: "It's useless to say anything, Tianshi must come to me today..."

"Wait!" Before Fang Mo could finish his words, the Venerable Master suddenly shouted.

"It's useless even if you say it."

When Fang Mo said this, with a thought, the craftsman's soul's meteorite excrement sword characteristic was activated in an instant, and a huge shadow quickly appeared in the clouds, and then the overwhelming stench poured into everyone's mouths and noses. Before the meteorite fell, Everyone can't breathe anymore.

"No...there is really a person in the sky!"

The Venerable Master couldn't help but cover his nose, but he still reminded him: "Look up!"

"Um?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo also subconsciously glanced in the air.

In the end, he was also stunned when he saw it this way, because just as the Venerable Vest said, a figure really appeared in the midair, and fortunately, he was flying under the shit ball.

However, she is one of the most powerful heroes in the original book, and the tornado was not hit. She looked up and looked up, as if she was quite surprised, regardless of the green light flashing in the next second. , the shit ball as huge as a mountain was directly fixed in mid-air by her.

Then she exerted force, and like a retrograde meteorite, it flew straight upward, and then disappeared into the depths of the atmosphere.

"That's... a tornado?"

Pig God squinted his eyes and looked around, then said uncertainly.

"Father, we shouldn't be beaten to death, right?" The Venerable in the vest turned his head and glanced at Fang Mo: "I remember that Tornado has a bad temper, you hit her with this thing..."

"It's okay, she can't beat Fang Mo."

It was rare, but Gu Yi spoke to comfort Venerable Vest.

Probably because he was enraged by the shit ball just now, the tornado flew very fast, and rushed in front of Fang Mo and his group in the blink of an eye, and yelled at him directly: "What did you hit me with just now!?"

"Uh, why are you here?"

Fang Mo's expression at the moment was indeed a bit tangled. To be honest, he didn't really want to see the other person right now. After all, this guy had been screwed by him before, so he must be very angry. Fang Mo just wanted to clear the Weird Association as soon as possible. Then go back to the MC world to be pornographic... Unlock the Jenny module.

"I……"

"Okay, you don't need to say anything."

Before Tatsumaki could say anything, Fang Mo interrupted her directly: "Fubuki and Saitama came to my house for dinner last night. After dinner, they left together. I don't know what they were doing... "

"What!?"

Hearing what Fang Mo said, Tatsumaki's eyes widened immediately, and for a moment he forgot what he wanted to yell at Fang Mo. All he could think about was 'my sister ran away with a man'.

"Don't just watch, but help me prove it."

Taking advantage of Tatsumaki's shocked look, Fang Mo also turned to remind everyone: "You all saw it, right? Fubuki did come with that guy Saitama last night."

"I……"

"Gu Yi, don't smack me, or I will break Strange's legs when I go back."

"..."

Hearing this, Gu Yi stopped talking.

"Tatsumaki, he is telling the truth." At the critical moment, Venerable Shirt stood up: "We had dinner together at Fang Mo's house last night, and we did see Fubuki and the bald man named Saitama. They came together, Tongdi, Atomic Warrior, Pig God, or Silver Fang can prove it."

"Yes, I can attest to that."

The pig god who was more than three meters tall next to her nodded while eating. Then she thought for a moment and added: "I am the pig god."

"...Are you a pig god?"

Tatsumaki stared at this huge woman and was confused: "How did you become like this?"

"I don't know. I accidentally ate the wrong thing at the priest's house." The Pig God shook his head and said, "But my ability has not expired and I can continue to be a hero."

"Hello, Lord Tatsumaki, I am an operator under the A-level fifth 'Doctor'."

After that, the armored gorilla here also took the initiative to speak: "I did see Fubuki and Saitama from Hell coming and going in pairs. In fact, this is not the first time. I have seen it before. I've seen them eat French fries together in the store..."

"They're right."

Ancient Yi turned his head and echoed in a calm tone.

"Na...Nani!?" After hearing this, Tatsumaki couldn't help it. His face turned dark and even a little scary for a moment, and huge telepathy kept surging in his body.

At this moment, Fang Mo also pointed to the approximate address of Saitama's apartment.

"Saitama's house is over there."

Tatsumaki didn't say anything. She turned around and flew in that direction. Because she was moving so fast, the air was squeezed out of a vacuum channel. Then it closed suddenly, sending out a series of deafening blasts of air.

"Okay, the most troublesome guy is done!"

Seeing that the tornado was taken away, Fang Mo also breathed a sigh of relief and said directly to everyone: "Hurry up and try to promote the Weird Association before she comes back."

"Why did you push her away on purpose?"

The little demon next to me is a woman after all, and she seemed a little thoughtful when she saw this scene: "Are you... hiding something from me?"

"of course not."

Fang Mo waved his hand casually and said: "This woman has such a bad temper. When she gets angry, she will pull the entire association out of the ground... I hate it when others steal my blame."

"so."

The little demon nodded, but didn't ask any more questions.

"Okay, let's act quickly."

Fang Mo didn't want to talk about this anymore, and just waved his hand to let everyone separate.

But as soon as he finished speaking, a rustling sound suddenly came from the surroundings, and soon a lot of weirdos rushed out from every corner. There were probably hundreds of people, and several people were densely packed together. Surrounded.

"Is this the beginning?"

Seeing this scene, Venerable Shit couldn't help but count: "There are quite a few... It feels like there are more than a hundred, no, there may be more than three hundred weirdos, right?"

"Okay, stop counting."

Fang Mo took a step forward when he saw this: "Be confident, you don't need to count at this level, okay? You have been strengthened, come on."

"You're right."

As soon as Fang Mo finished speaking, a cold and cold voice suddenly sounded.

Immediately afterwards, a black thing like a rag suddenly fell from the sky, and soon it turned into a black-robed monster with eyes all over his body, and then a cruel aura hit his face: "You are the ones who should be counted. sin."