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"Weapons...can actually talk?"

Seeing the scene of a lot of weapons and demons dancing in front of her, Misha also murmured subconsciously.

However, what she didn't expect was that even though she had spoken very quietly, these weapons would still point their sword tips at her. Yes, although they had no facial features, Misha could still feel that these weapons He seemed to be staring at himself.

"I said girl."

Soon, a shit-brown giant sword spoke: "Choose me. The horror of the sewer... let these Kallet bastards experience it."

"you……"

Misha subconsciously glanced at this huge sword with shit on its blade.

Yes, it is shit. After all, this sword was originally made by Fang Mo using shit ingots and pig iron, and it was also enhanced with shit, meteorites, and hot spring machines.

Of course, this sword did not lie. It is indeed a very terrifying weapon. It is not just as simple as cutting people with feces on the blade. The triple enhancement of meteorites, hot spring machines, and feces allows this weapon to be used alone. Destroy entire civilizations.

This is the gold content of this sword. No matter how beautiful the environment of your planet is, once this thing is inserted into the ground, it will become a sea of ​​shit.

Sewer fury in the true sense of the word.

And the most outrageous thing is... this sword can even be used to eat.

Well, this does not mean eating the blade, but eating the handle. After all, the characteristic of the craftsman's soul pig iron is that it is delicious. The effect is that it can be eaten, and the durability is consumed to restore the hunger value.

"Come on, come on."

Seeing that Misha was observing her, the shit sword here urged again: "I can't help but want to see the enemy running away in embarrassment! Wow haha!"

"Oh, Mr. Shi, please shut up."

However, at this moment, Ma Yuling, who was standing next to her, spoke up: "Although Fatty is a manhole cover, she is still a cute girl. It's too disgusting for you to let her play with shit... You think so?" Doesn’t anyone have the same taste as our master?”

"???"

Fang Mo, who was watching the show next to him, suddenly lost his joy.

"You two are almost done." But soon, the Flame Demon Sword Levadin couldn't stand it anymore and said impatiently: "Please calm down for a while."

And after saying this.

Levatin slowly floated towards Misha.

"Well……"

Seeing the Demonic Flame Sword floating toward her, Misha took two steps back and subconsciously covered her chest with both hands.

Yes, she has not forgotten that she was deceived by Held in Nosmar, and then confronted Fang Mo. As a result, she was stabbed to the core by the opponent, and the weapon the opponent was holding at the time was , it is this hot Levatin.

Now Misha just looked at it.

I felt like my internal organs were burning with pain.

"I penetrated you, right?"

But what Misha didn't expect was that after Levadin stared at her for a while, he suddenly spoke: "Don't worry, I will be responsible."

"???"

Misha froze on the spot after hearing this.

In fact, not only her, but everyone else present was also confused by his words.

"It has to be me, Mr. Lai. This Demonic Sword of Flame is well-deserved." At this moment, Ma Yuling's side couldn't help but complain: "You are a charlatan, just open your mouth and give it to us." The CPU is dry."

"Some worlds are destined to burn."

However, Levatin ignored the other party at all and spoke to Misha again: "Come, choose me. Flame is the most beautiful light to purify corruption."

"Uh...this..."

After hearing this, Misha not only did not step forward to hold the other party, but also subconsciously took a step back.

Yes, she has realized it now. Although these artifacts in front of her look very powerful, they always feel that they are not very serious, and their personalities are not right. There is always a feeling that if you choose the wrong one, you will be doomed.

And that's when.

Misha suddenly thought of the reminder that she had just summoned the Jade Emperor.

Subconsciously, she turned her head and glanced at the other party. At this moment, Summoning the Jade Emperor was still nervously hiding behind Borodin's thigh, so Misha quickly looked at the other party with a pleading look.

Of course the meaning is very simple.

It's probably about which one you should choose.

"Well……"

Summoning the Jade Emperor, of course, also noticed Misha's request for help. He pursed his lips and pondered for a moment, and then started to speak: "If it doesn't work, just choose the purple sword. Although it talks a lot of rubbish, it seems to be powerful. The weakest."

"What did you say!?"

However, as soon as the words were spoken, Ma Yuling suddenly became unhappy.

"Hahahaha! Has the FW knife been hammered down by someone?"

But unlike Mayuling's cleaver, other weapons couldn't help but laugh, especially the Shit Sword, which laughed the most. For a while, the whole Ghent was filled with happy air.

"You... you..."

Ma Yuling's cleaver here was also very angry when he saw this: "It's a special code, I'm not going to play with it anymore!"

Speaking of this, Ma Yuling's chopping knife flew directly towards Fang Mo. It was obvious that she no longer planned to compete for the spot, and it fell into Fang Mo's hands obediently.

"Hey, our boss is the best."

After flying back, Ma Yuling couldn't help but sigh.

"You just said that I have strong taste." Fang Mo glanced at the purple sword in his hand and said calmly.

"Ahem...Master, you misunderstood me."

Mayuling's chopper trembled slightly, and she hurriedly explained: "What I mean is, look at these two-dimensional beautiful girls, they don't know how to poop. It's not real at all, it's too fake. Even though you have a strong taste, Master." , but you are real, I like to be as real as you, Master..."

"I don't know how to poop either."

Fang Mo said without changing his expression.

"I understand." Ma Yuling immediately changed her words and said: "Master, you are a beautiful girl in the second dimension. No wonder my sister-in-law thought last night..."

"Okay, stop talking."

Fang Mo stuffed Mayuling's machete back into the storage space with an almost grim expression.

"Hahaha, Brother Dao is as stable as ever!" Seeing that Ma Yuling's chopping knife was deflated, Shitjian laughed again, but because his laughter was so exaggerated, the spittle almost fell to the ground next to him. .

"..."

Ma Lin and Ding Ze looked at each other and silently took a few steps back.

"Okay, girl."

Fang Mo didn't care about these details, but directly urged Misha: "Hurry up and choose, I have something else to do."

"this……"

Hearing Fang Mo's urging.

Misha became even more nervous.

Summoning the Jade Emperor originally reminded him to choose the purple sword, but he didn't expect that the other party would give up his choice. Now he was in trouble.

Misha subconsciously glanced at the weapons around her. To be honest, she didn't want to choose the huge sword that spit out shit. Of course, she didn't want to choose Levadin who had stabbed her before. But as for the rest of the Three swords... Summoning the Jade Emperor seems to say that you must never choose the silent one.

"Um?"

However, seemingly guessing what Misha was thinking, Clausolas, the sword of light here, suddenly took the initiative to strike up a conversation: "Girl, do you believe in light?"

"What?"

Misha was slightly startled when she heard this.

"Girl, may the Holy Light protect you, Amen." Clausolas said gently: "Don't be confused, please believe in your inner choice."

"Inner...choice?"

Misha also became thoughtful when she heard this. First of all, she couldn't choose between the Shit Sword and the Fire Sword... and then she couldn't choose the sword that didn't speak. Then the sword in front of her happened to speak, so why not just choose it?

Of course Misha was thinking about it.

But he didn't notice that the sword was shaking gently, as if he was trying to hold back a laugh.

"Okay, then I'll choose you."

Misha didn't notice this detail until the end. She made up her mind as soon as she clapped her hands and raised her hand to hold the handle of the Sword of Light: "Please, Mr. Clausolas, please fight alongside me."

"no problem."

Clausuras happily agreed: "Then go fight, girl."

"good."

Misha here did not doubt that he was there. After responding, she turned to look at Fang Mo: "Well, is it okay for me to choose this sword?"

"Oh, it just agrees."

As soon as Fang Mo raised his hand, he called back the remaining swords instantly: "Anyway, since you have finished choosing, I will leave first..."

"Captain Dingze, please give the order."

Misha turned her head when she heard this and spoke directly to Ding Ze.

"Well, if you are more confident about your own strength, you'd better clean up the Kallet members around you." Ding Ze didn't react until now. He hesitated and then said: "They seem to have an arson force, give us It caused a lot of trouble.”

"Okay, then let's..."

Misha nodded subconsciously, but before she could finish her words, the giant sword in her hand suddenly vibrated slightly: "Wait a minute, girl."

"?"

Misha looked down strangely.

"If it's just to clean up the enemy troops, I have a better way." Klausolas here said gently: "Can you use skills such as sword air slashing?"

"I know a little bit about it."

As a small sword sect, Misha is still very confident in this aspect: "What's wrong?"

"That's it."

Clausuras pointed at a tower not far away with the tip of his sword and said: "Climb to the roof of that building first, and then do as I say."

"……All right."

Although it was a little strange, Misha subconsciously obeyed the other party's words.

Compared to the clumsy people in the demon world, Misha, who has been practicing swordsmanship for many years, is much more dexterous. With just a few flips, she jumped to the top of the several-story building.

"Me, I'll follow and have a look too."

When Ding Ze saw this, he seemed a little uneasy and quickly chased after her. Of course, she was just climbing the stairs honestly.

"Oh, that's okay, you guys can study the tactics slowly."

Fang Mo nodded when he heard this, then turned around: "Then I won't disturb you, I'm leaving..."

However, just as Fang Mo turned around, a small hand suddenly grabbed him. Fang Mo looked down and found that he was actually summoning the Jade Emperor. The other person was looking up at him and staring at him.

"You can't leave."

Summoning the Jade Emperor said seriously.

"I told you I'm in a hurry." Fang Mo couldn't help but raise his forehead: "I'm worried about the princess's safety, okay?"

"I always feel something is wrong." Summoning the Jade Emperor looked up at Fang Mo: "Let me ask you, compared with this sword and the silent elder brother... who is more dangerous?"

"How could I know?"

Fang Mo directly spread his hands: "It's very easy for me to use it. It's obvious that you are too weak..."

And here he is talking.

There was also new movement on the roof.

"The scenery here is really nice...are those outside where Kallet is stationed?"

After Misha climbed up to the roof, she couldn't help but sigh. Since the terrain here is relatively high, and with the height of several floors, she can indeed see the scenery of Ghent's outer wall not far away. It is a large area. Lush woods, and a looming mass of tents and campsites.

"Yeah, that's right."

After Ding Ze climbed up here, he also gritted his teeth and said: "Those damn Kallet are hiding in that forest, sending a large number of troops to attack the imperial capital every day..."

"That's it."

When Clausolas heard this, he also spoke: "Girl, listen to my command from now on."

"Huh? Oh, okay."

Misha was stunned for a moment, and then her whole expression became serious.

"Now, jump as high as possible." Krausolas instructed with a gentle tone: "Then use my power to send a sword energy towards the camp."

"Um?"

Misha felt a little strange when she heard this: "Mr. Clausolas, isn't this distance...a little too far?"

"Just swing your sword."

Clausolas' tone was as stable as ever: "Just leave the rest to me."

"Oh well."

After all, Misha was still too young. Although she was a little confused, her face turned serious the next second. She slightly bent her knees and jumped up from the roof. Then she picked up the door-like giant sword and slashed in the distance. Hit: "Drink!"

However, in the next second.

The giant sword in her hand suddenly burst out with extremely bright light.

This light was even 10,000 times more dazzling than the sun. With Misha's sweeping sweep, the light that penetrated the sky and the earth turned into a giant blade, the size of which even covered half of the sky in Ghent.

"What the hell is this!?"

Seeing this scene, the Summoning Jade Emperor almost jumped up in fright.

In fact, not only her, but also Ma Lin, Ding Ze, and even Misha herself stared at the light blade in stunned silence.

However, it was too late to say anything now. This sword energy of light that could not be seen beyond the horizon had taken shape, taking on the shape of a half-moon arc, and was roaring away from Ghent.

This sword energy occasionally touches some rocks or the top of some building.

Not even a sound of collision was made, as if everything was evaporated in an instant.

Soon the light blade flew out of Ghent, and then hit the woods hard. Everyone felt their feet shake violently, and then endless light and heat burst out, stinging people's eyes. It hurt, followed by a loud and continuous sound.

"Boom boom boom boom!!!"

A big hole seemed to be torn open in the clouds, and the earth was shaking.

In full view.

A huge mushroom cloud slowly rose.

The entire forest was evaporated in an instant, and the shock wave overturned everything around it. The city wall of Ghent not far away exploded directly, and countless gravel and sand poured in like a tsunami.

Even at such a long distance apart, the boundless strong wind caused everyone's cheeks to ache.

Even the petite demon was blown away, but King Borodin had quick eyesight and quick hands, and he caught her with one hand.

"What...how is this..."

Everyone stared blankly at the scene in the distance, not knowing what to say.

Especially Ding Ze here, she stayed in place, her mouth was so big, as if her brain had shut down.

"Mr. Clausolas, you..."

Misha didn't know what to say at this moment: "This is too powerful. Those Kallet people have already... um, could this be an accidental injury?"

"Don't ask the Warrior of Light such dark questions."

Klausolas's voice seemed quite happy, and he felt as if his plan had succeeded: "Aren't you going to deal with that organization called Kallet? But in the traditional sense, swordsmen can only chop them to death one by one. Their efficiency is too low, but the power of light is different..."

"It's very efficient."

I coded until 4 o'clock in the morning yesterday, but I didn't finish the remaining bits. I thought about getting up to write this morning, but when I woke up, I found that all the things I coded last night were gone. I didn't save them for some reason. My mentality exploded on the spot. I gritted my teeth and rewrote it, but I always feel like I've forgotten something, I'm so angry.