My double is steve

In a small town outside the Special Administrative Region, a crashed helicopter was burning with fire.

Fortunately, the beast reacted quickly and jumped out with Charles before the helicopter landed. After using itself as a meat pad to roll and release the force, the two of them were not seriously injured.

But the two of them were safe.

It doesn't mean that Wolverine Logan will be equally safe.

"I shouldn't believe you!!!"

Soon, with an angry roar, Logan cursed and forcibly crawled out of the pile of debris, reached out to pat the flames on his body and said: "You did the helicopter joke last time in the academy... but this time It’s even more outrageous!”

However unexpected.

This time Fang Mo did not respond to him.

"……Um?"

Logan was stunned for a moment when he saw this, thinking that a god like him couldn't be in trouble due to the crash, but out of worry, he still leaned over and looked into the cabin.

That's the result.

Logan suddenly felt that his eyes were going dark.

Because right inside the cabin where the flames were raging, Fang Mozheng pressed down the body of a tall and burly black man in grief and shouted: "Lao Da! Lao Da! What's wrong with you, Lao Da!!!"

"..."

Logan felt that his worries were a bit unnecessary.

"Lao Da, please don't sleep! Wake up!" However, Fang Mo was still shouting heartbreakingly: "No! Lao Da! Lao Da, you elbow me again!"

"...You're almost done."

Logan reminded him as he pressed his temples speechlessly.

"Oh yes."

However, Logan's words seemed to suddenly remind Fang Mo. He suddenly twisted around and took out a wooden box from nowhere, and then briefly adjusted it twice: "I almost forgot the background music... "

Following Fang Mo's movements.

Soon, Jinsunan's small wooden box suddenly buzzed.

I saw the song "see you again" slowly playing, and it seemed to match the situation unexpectedly with the corpse on the ground.

"What the hell..."

Seeing this scene, Logan couldn't hold back any longer. He resisted the urge to stab Fang Mo to death and stood up: "Which one of you brought gasoline? I'm going to burn this bastard to death."

"What's up with him?"

Charles couldn't help but ask: "Why did I hear what he was shouting?"

"He was mourning a black man."

Logan said.

"...Weeping for black people???" Upon hearing this, Charles and Beast looked at each other in disbelief: "Him?"

"Not you wait."

However, Charles quickly reacted: "Where did the black people in this helicopter come from?"

"How would I know?"

Logan said angrily, this guy is really capable of causing trouble. You never know what kind of trouble he can cause in the next second.

Fortunately, Fang Mo didn't go too far this time.

He quickly put it away and climbed out of the cabin carrying a dark object.

"I'm ready."

Fang Mo shook off the strange thing on his hand, and then said to everyone.

"Just wait for me."

However, at this moment, Logan discovered something was wrong again. His eyes focused on the black thing on Fang Mo's hand. Although the thing was a little dark, it could be vaguely seen as a human arm. : "Please explain first, what is that thing you are carrying?"

"……elbow."

Fang Moyan said concisely and comprehensively.

"You're going to carry this fucking thing with us to rob the prison?!" Logan shouted: "You must be sick...throw this thing away quickly!!!"

But it just happened at this moment.

This arm actually spoke.

Yes, you read that right, it is this arm that has been detached from the body. At this moment, it actually made a sound: "Oh God, children, please don't abandon me!"

"???"

Not to mention Logan, the other two people's eyes widened.

"Look, the talking elbow..."

Fang Mo spread his hands and explained.

"...Forget it, it's up to you." Logan sighed weakly and desperately, and then ignored Fang Mo, but turned directly to look at the beast here: "Hank, take a look at the map. , I remember that guy lived around here.”

"If you're talking about the Maximovs."

The beast looked at the map. He had already made preparations for this last night. He immediately raised his hand and said, "Follow this road for more than twenty minutes, and you will be in that small town. "

"Then let's set off now."

Logan nodded, then greeted a few people and walked forward.

"So is this helicopter just dumped here?" Charles asked casually: "Will it attract the attention of the police? This thing is a bit troublesome."

"Don't worry, they won't be able to find anything for a while." Fang Mo was in a good mood at the moment. He took out the small wooden box from somewhere and started tinkering with it. While listening to the music, he said: "Maybe when we rescue Magneto, these Magnesium police have just arrived at the scene..."

"Can you stop playing the song?"

However, listening to the melody of "see you again", Logan still couldn't completely ignore Fang Mo. At this moment, he couldn't help but glance at him: "We are not going on vacation!"

"I didn't say I was on vacation..."

Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "This is my way of remembering Lao Da. You are too angry today. How about drinking some iced black tea to calm down?"

"This is obviously a song to remember Paul Walker!"

Logan gritted his teeth. In fact, the X-Men world is very similar to the real world. For example, the Fast and Furious series of movies are also here. As a person who traveled back from the future, Logan naturally knew these things.

"Then go ask him."

However, Fang Mo righteously said, "Go ask Paul if he has any opinions?"

"I..."

In short, there is nothing to say next.

Not long after, the group arrived at this quiet town.

After asking passers-by a little, Logan quickly found Maximoff's house, because according to the neighbors, this guy is already notorious and is said to be a very hateful thief, so many people are happy to show them the way.

And according to the direction indicated by the passers-by.

Logan and his group came to a typical American cottage.

After knocking on the door a few times, a middle-aged woman walked out of the room soon. She stared at Logan, who was suppressing his anger... and even looked a little ferocious, as if she realized something in an instant.

"He's causing trouble again, right?"

The middle-aged woman was a little cautious: "Okay, no matter what he took from you, I'll write a check now..."

"Ma'am, we just want to talk to him."

Logan took a deep breath, and he also realized that there was something wrong with his attitude, and then added: "Don't worry, we have no ill intentions."

"Pietro, it's the police."

The middle-aged woman had to turn around and shout: "They're looking for you again..."

After saying that, she turned and walked towards a room, and Logan and his group followed.

But when passing by the living room, there was a little girl playing house games sitting on the blanket. The little girl was surprisingly not afraid of a few people, and was staring at them curiously with her head tilted.

And just as Fang Mo passed by, she just happened to speak.

"I'm a little princess."

The other party looked up at Fang Mo, blinking and asked: "Excuse me, what are you?"

"Oh, what a coincidence, I'm also a princess." Fang Mo introduced with a smile: "It's just that I'm a transgender black female animal protection vegetarian gender barrier Muslim homosexual Disney little princess."

"???"

The little girl was stunned.

"Good child, remember the shock in your heart now." Fang Mo touched the other party's head lovingly, pinched a small golden crown and handed it over: "Be good, don't learn this kind of stupidity in the future..."

After that.

He followed Logan's pace.

The house is not big, and it didn't take long for several people to come to the basement.

The sound of someone playing table tennis could be heard faintly inside, but when a group of people walked in, they found that there was only one person in the basement.

It was just that this person stood on both sides of the table tennis table at the same time, swinging the racket rhythmically as if he was playing against himself. Logan knew this guy in the future, so it was okay, but Charles and Hank the Beast were stunned by this scene, staring at each other in disbelief.

"What do you want me for?"

While this side was surprised, the other party also spoke: "I didn't do anything, I stayed here all the time..."

Before he finished speaking.

The other party sat directly on the sofa again.

"Don't be nervous, Pietro, we are not the police." Logan immediately explained: "We are here just to ask you for a favor."

"Of course you are not the police."

The other party leaned back on the sofa and said nonchalantly: "You don't have a police car, your ID doesn't match, and you even flew in a helicopter from outside the town... So who are you? FBI?"

"We are..."

"Yes, we are the FBI."

Before Logan finished speaking, Fang Mo suddenly spoke with a serious face: "Pietro Django Maximoff, we currently suspect that you are seriously smelting copper, and have used your mutant abilities to openly molest young girls on the street many times. Please go to the Pentagon with us for investigation."

"...Huh?"

Pietro himself was stunned: "Me? Smelting copper?"

Of course, it was not only Pietro, in fact, everyone else present was also confused, especially Wolverine Logan.

You know, he had seen Fang Mo's partner before, and the other party, as the wife of Fang Mo, the god, was so small, so what kind of character this guy is, no one needs to say more, right? At this moment, this is completely a case of turning the tables.

"Please come with us."

Of course, Fang Mo doesn't care about this and continues, "You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court..."

"No, wait a minute."

However, Pietro was a little panicked at this moment: "I just stole a few things, I didn't do anything else, and how can I be sure that you are the FBI?"

At this point.

Pietro himself seemed to react.

The other party is a bit strange. If it is really the FBI, wouldn't he show his ID directly?

Thinking of this, he also decided to test the other party, so he activated his ability directly, and the whole world slowed down for a moment. Then he walked slowly to Fang Mo, intending to reach into his pocket to look for ID or something. In short, we must first confirm the identity of the other party.

However, this hand has just been stretched out.

Something happened that Pietro could not have imagined.

In this world that was infinitely slowed down, a hand suddenly grabbed his wrist with precision.

"???"

Pietro's pupils shrank immediately when he saw this, and he subconsciously looked up.

Then he saw Fang Mo staring at him, with a smile on his face and slowly shaking his head to indicate something.

Pietro tried to struggle, but the opponent's palm remained motionless like an iron pincer.

Seeing this scene, Pietro was obviously a little surprised. His ability is to accelerate himself, and absolute speed means absolute power. Although he cannot increase himself to the speed of light, he is at least much faster than a bullet. , but even such power can't break away from the other party.

Think of this.

Pietro directly dispelled his own abilities and looked at the other party in surprise: "You...are actually the same as me?"

"Pietro, we are all the same."

At this moment, Logan finally spoke. He raised a fist and used a little force, and the bone claws stretched out from it: "We are mutants."

"..."

Pietro was also stunned when he saw this scene.

He had never left this small town, and he thought he was the only alien in the world.

"Looks pretty handsome."

Soon, Pietro showed a heartfelt smile, but soon he explained: "But I still have to make it clear first, I really did not molest a young girl..."

"He's kidding you."

Logan glared at Fang Mo angrily and motioned for him to let go of his hand: "We just want to ask you for a favor."

"help?"

Pietro retracted his hand and asked subconsciously: "What are you doing?"

"We need you to invade a highly secured place." Logan explained: "And then bring someone out, even though he is a bastard... but we need him now."

"Where?"

"Uh, the Pentagon..."

"Sounds good." Pietro's eyes lit up when he heard this. He really liked this exciting feeling: "Shall we act together?"

"He won't take action."

Luo Gen pointed to Fang Mo next to him.

"Why?" Pietro was a little confused when he heard this: "He should be very powerful, right?"

"It's a bit too powerful."

Charles held his forehead with a headache: "If he takes action, then our task is not to bring one person out, but to search for survivors as much as possible..."

"Isn't this too exaggerated?"

After all, Pietro was young, and he felt a little disbelieving when he heard this. He curled his lips and said, "Then if I help you, can I see what he is capable of?"

"Don't..."

"Haha, of course!"

Before Logan could refuse, Fang Mo suddenly became happy when he heard this: "Little brother, you have a great future. When this time is over, I will give you a good performance and I will take you to see your wife again when I have the opportunity." Alien, I remember he still works in Asgard."

"Although I don't understand it, it seems to be very powerful."

Pietro also smiled excitedly. Everything he experienced today made him feel extremely fresh and exciting: "This feels really good. I guess I won't want to steal anything again for a long time..."

"Hey, this won't work."

However, when he heard this, Fang Mo shook his head and said: "You still have to steal this thing, but the target has to be changed. Next time you can go directly to steal those capitalist safes. Every time you open the box It's guaranteed to be exciting, you'll never know whether the gold bars or evidence inside are..."

"Brother, can't you teach him something good?" Logan couldn't help but interrupt.

"Why isn't this a good thing?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo also threw up his hands and retorted: "Then damn capitalism is exactly the same as male ketone's asshole. They both like to expand continuously. If we don't think of a way to cure it now, the country of Magnesia will be finished sooner or later... He is so I guess someone will give him a banner after he does it.”

"What the hell are you describing?"

Logan wiped his face and suddenly felt that saving the world was too tiring.

"Uh, what about that."

However, when Pietro heard this, he obviously couldn't stand it anymore. At this moment, he seemed to realize that the man in front of him was a bit unreliable. He hesitated and said: "Actually, I don't have to steal, really."

"It's not that you're afraid of something." Fang Mo glanced at him with a look of disdain: "The Pentagon dares to come with us, but you can't stand this little thing?"

"But I don't want to treat my butthole..."

Alas, the updates have indeed been unstable recently, but the main reason is that I have been feeling unwell.

Wasn't it true that I was hospitalized for acute urticaria before? That disease can cause laryngeal edema, and I kept coughing and vomiting several times.

I don’t know if it’s the influence of that. I don’t know now whether it’s reflux esophagitis or strep throat. Anyway, I feel very uncomfortable every day. I beg you gentlemen to forgive me a little bit... what I said is all true. Yes, if it's fake you can also curse me if it's real.