My double is steve
Chapter 868 I want to make a simple deal with you
Fuyuki City, in the kitchen of Emiya's house.
Emiya Shirou and Matou Sakura were busy processing the ingredients.
Because there were suddenly many more people, the workload of cooking suddenly became much larger, which made Shirou Emiya feel a little overwhelmed for a while.
As for the dining table on the other side.
Logan, Tohsaka Rin, Ancient One, Summon the Jade Emperor, Boros, Hayakawa Akira and the others were communicating with each other.
Of course it's communication.
In fact, they just got together to communicate about Fang Mo's condition.
"He tricked my apprentice Strange into using a wheelchair, and also asked his followers to cut off his hands."
The first person to speak was Gu Yi. She took a sip of tea and said calmly: "In addition, he also flooded the home planet of an alien civilization. At the same time, in order to detoxify his friend, he cut out all the bones in the other party's body. Come down."
"hiss……"
Logan gasped after hearing this.
"what is this?"
Hayakawa Qiu almost gritted his teeth and said: "He lied to me that my wife was dead, and then secretly recorded a video of me crying and played it for everyone to see at my wife and I's wedding. Carve a big Jβ on the moon.”
"hiss……"
After hearing this, Logan took another deep breath.
"He fought with a guy named Saitama, and ended up splitting a planet with his sword!" Unlike the others, Boros burst out laughing: "Then he especially likes to insult his enemies with shit. Like sealing the enemy in a pile of shit for ten thousand years.”
"hiss……"
Logan only felt that his scalp was numb.
"So why do I appear here?" A certain little devil covered his face in pain: "Is this some kind of devil criticism conference?"
"This is a reverse summons, Flowey."
Fang Mo listened with great interest, and now waved his hand and said: "We signed a two-headed dragon summoning treaty, so in theory I can also summon you."
"You two-headed dragon are..."
"Wait, what did this guy do to you?"
However, before she could finish her words, Tohsaka Rin and Logan looked at her in shock.
Since Gu Yi opened a certain barrier through dimensional authority, the problem of everyone's language barrier was solved. This is somewhat similar to the ability of Fang Mo's Chinese module, but it is much weaker than that. At least there are many homophonic memes and colors. The writing is incomprehensible to everyone.
"He..."
Hearing the two people's inquiries, the little devil's eyes suddenly darkened: "He buried me in the soil, pooped on me, calling it fertilization, and turned me into a snowman, saying snowman There is a lot of water, and then I tell everyone I am the Queen of Poison Schemes, saying that I am responsible for all the bad things on the continent of Arad..."
"for example?"
"Deceive Borodin into sinking the country, bury millions of corpses, push down the sky city, enslave the city lord, force Bantu to invade, awaken the ice dragon, destroy the great magic circle, cast fire in Gran, exterminate the dark elves, spread the plague... "
"Yes, this is all done by the Queen of Poison Schemes!"
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately patted the other party's shoulder in approval.
"That's right." The little devil sighed helplessly: "He also killed the God of Creation of our universe, the Great Will Caruso."
"You can be a fucking human being!"
When Logan heard this, his brows knitted into knots, and he looked at the other party deeply: "It's okay if you persecute us adults, she is just a child..."
"She just looks like a kid."
Fang Mo didn't care. He happily ate melon seeds and explained: "The physiques of people in the demon world cannot be compared with ours. If her ghost sleeve can get 17 red enhancements, even Antuen will have to kneel to her."
"...Then she must be underage, right?"
Logan pointed at Rin Tosaka angrily, then turned around and asked, "My child, what did she do at your place?"
"In our world, there is a ritual that summons great men in history. Then seven magicians will fight each other. If they win, they can get the wishing machine called the Holy Grail."
When Tohsaka Rin heard this, he glared at Fang Mo angrily: "Then he deliberately pretended to be my servant and claimed to be Hit. He wanted to take me to continue World War II and kill everyone. Of all the Jutai people in the world, because his strength far exceeds all other servants, it makes me simply..."
"Is it giving you a headache?"
Hearing this, Hayakawa Akira, who was drinking tea with his head down, also suddenly suffered from PTSD.
"yes."
Tohsaka Rin nodded quickly and looked at Fang Mo with an expression almost full of resentment: "The most annoying thing is that not only did he do this, but he also perfectly whitewashed himself in the end, making all of us think he was a peaceful person. Messenger, but I accidentally killed him, which caused me to feel guilty for a long, long time..."
"So what exactly is Hit?"
When the little devil heard this, he couldn't help but asked curiously.
"A purely hateful warmonger, the evil spirit of Europe." Logan is a veteran who actually participated in World War I and World War II. Naturally, he has no favorable impression of him: "You can just understand him as a devil."
"Isn't that just acting in your true colors?"
The little devil was stunned: "He is originally a devil."
"..."
After hearing what the other party said, Logan couldn't help but glance at Fang Mo: "I thought what you did in our place was wicked enough... But are you so wicked in every world?"
"I'm a real old German, so I can't be immoral."
Fang Mo looked indifferent: "Anyway, you will have to thank me in the end..."
"you……"
Logan opened his mouth, but when he thought about it carefully, it seemed that this was really the case.
Although this guy has been looking for trouble from the beginning, if you think about it carefully, it seems that he helped solve every crisis. This is the case with Black Emperor Sebastian, Colonel Stryker, and the Sentinel Robot. , thinking of this, Logan didn’t know what to say for a moment.
Almost subconsciously.
He looked up at the others at the table.
It is not difficult to tell from the expression that other people most likely think the same way.
"I really……"
After thinking about this, Logan rubbed his temples helplessly: "Can't you just be the savior for once?"
"Oh, sorry."
Fang Mo simply shrugged when he heard this: "This is really impossible."
"Why?"
This time, not only Logan, but also everyone else looked puzzled.
"Yeah, why?"
Fang Mo held his chin with one hand and casually recalled the knives in his mind, such as Hubei Gazifu Ming Agni's First Eye Prison Master and the like: "Probably... I have never encountered such a troublesome person." A world of despair, right?”
"Yeah?"
Tohsaka Rin also snorted softly when he heard this, and then turned his head aside: "Then... I hope you will never encounter those."
"really."
Logan also nodded in agreement: "Stop destroying the world, really."
"Ah, it depends."
Fang Mo said vaguely. He had always felt that he was not a saint, but a flesh-and-blood person with a clear distinction between love and hate. If he really encountered a world that was rotten to the core, or which world hurt him the most, As a character, I guess I will take action without hesitation.
"you……"
Logan obviously saw this, and frowned subconsciously at this moment.
"Ah, come on."
However, among the people present, there were still many people who were good at observing people's emotions, so I don't know who suddenly said: "We are all people from different worlds, right? There are six of us in total... so this guy Fang Mo will go together Six different worlds?”
"I think there should be more than six."
Hearing this, Gu Yi calmly shook his head.
"Oh, that's true."
Fang Mo also nodded after hearing the words: "Let's take a look... Marvel, X-Men, Chainsaw Man, One Punch, Arad, Xingyue, besides your place, I seem to have been to other places. Three worlds.”
"Then where are they?"
When Boros heard this, he asked excitedly: "Are you strong? Do you like fighting?"
"It's okay, but it's still a little worse than you."
Fang Mo recalled that the ceiling-level combat power of Naruto and Death was pretty good, but it was still a bit inferior to Boros who could explode stars. After all, even if this guy could be put in one punch, the combat power except Saitama would not be enough. He can be ranked in the top three in the rankings, and few other anime can touch him.
As for the world of JOJO...
This is hard to comment on, but I feel like no one can touch Cerberus, right?
"Oh, that would be boring."
When Boros heard that it was not strong, he immediately lost interest.
"So what you just said was the name of the world? What about Marvel One Punch or something like that?" Tohsaka Rin asked curiously: "How did you name these worlds? What is the name of our world?"
"I just did it randomly."
Fang Mo started to make nonsense: "For example, in Logan's world, the group that left the biggest impression on me was the X-Men, so it's called the X-Men. Hayakawa Akira's Chainsaw Man is very influential, so Just call him Chainsaw Man.”
"..."
Gu Yi didn't say anything, just looked at Fang Mo silently.
"So which world is ours?" Tohsaka Rin was still asking, as if he was extremely persistent about this question: "You should answer the question completely, you bastard!"
"Actually, I have another guest here..."
Fang Mo ignored the other person and said, "But I haven't decided whether to call him out yet. After all, this guy is a bit dangerous, but I really want to find a chance to talk to him."
"Danger?"
Logan glanced at Fang Mo: "Is he more dangerous than you?"
"That's not the case."
Fang Mo shrugged: "Didn't I just say that he is probably no match for Boros."
"Then just call me over."
The Summoning Jade Emperor next to him said subconsciously.
"Yeah...that's okay."
Fang Mo nodded, and then pulled out a white and purple ender sword from behind: "Come out, Brother Ran."
Without warning.
A huge amount of spiritual pressure instantly enveloped the entire Fuyuki City.
"!?"
Everyone's expressions suddenly changed. It was a kind of terrifying oppression coming from the soul. I couldn't tell what it felt like, but the weaker ones couldn't even move their fingers, and even their thinking was slow and stagnant. , with horror almost written on his face.
"No, can you collect your spiritual pressure?"
Fortunately, the next second, Fang Mo raised his hand helplessly and snapped his fingers.
Without any warning, the feeling of depression and panic from the depths of the soul disappeared.
"call……"
Everyone was relieved.
Then they looked up curiously.
Right next to Fang Mo, a man wearing a white robe suddenly appeared.
The other person had long brown hair. Although he seemed to be smiling, it gave people a feeling of great pressure. So this was obviously Aizen. At this moment, he also looked around unexpectedly: "Well, Is this the real world? No, I haven’t felt the spirit son, and their soul structure is also very strange. This shouldn’t be the world I know, right?”
"You are back in style again."
Fang Mo poured himself a cup of tea and said while drinking, "How did it feel to be in jail before?"
"I have figured out a lot of things." Aizen smiled slightly when he heard this: "If you can seriously reflect on the stupid things you have done, you are growing up, but you may still be some distance away."
"Do you reflect on the stupid things you did in the past? Indeed, sometimes I want to kill my second-year middle school self."
Fang Mo took a sip of tea carelessly and then put down the tea cup: "Anyway, welcome to my world...Brother Ran."
"your world?"
Aizen looked up and looked around: "Sure enough, I know you are not from that world, so what is the purpose of letting me out?"
"Actually, it has no purpose."
Fang Mo touched his chin: "I just think it's boring to keep you locked up all the time, so I plan to make a deal with you."
"What deal?"
Aizen asked.
"As you can see, I have the ability to descend into different worlds."
Fang Mo raised his finger and pointed at the people around him: "They are all travelers from different worlds just like you. Of course, some are weak and some are strong enough to hang you up and beat you, but that is not the point. The point is These people from other worlds have become my buddies, so I also want to ask you something."
"You...want to be my friend?"
When Fang Mo said this, he directly looked at Aizen.
"interesting."
Aizen smiled when he saw this, and then asked: "But what does this have to do with the transaction?"
“Trading means you currently have three options.”
Fang Mo stretched out three fingers and said slowly: "First, I will give you an independent world. Don't you want to be the Spirit King? Standing on the dome of the sky or something, you will be the absolute master of that world."
"What are the alternatives?"
Aizen asked.
"The second option is to stay in this main world and be a good person. In the future, my buddy will take you to see the scenes in other worlds." Fang Mo spread his hands: "Of course you can also choose the third option... that is to continue Go to jail and be my reiatsu battery."
"Other worlds?"
Hearing this, a smile appeared on Aizen's face: "So that's it, there is a broader sky outside the world."
"So what's your choice?"
"Only narrow-minded people will stay in their ways." Aizen responded with a smile: "I accept the second proposal."
"Good, the transaction is effective."
Fang Mo nodded directly when he heard the words, and then raised his hand: "Well, since we are all brothers, good brothers... hurry up and lend me the mirror."
"What?"
Aizen couldn't help but be startled when he heard this.
"It's useless if you want this weapon. You might as well lend me a new one."
Sure enough, after just a few words, Fang Mo's trouble-making character was clearly exposed: "The sword girls in my family are urging me every day, saying that eight weapons are too few, and I can't even play two tables of mahjong." There is no one serving tea or water, so let me make another one out quickly..."
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