My double is steve

Chapter 911 This guy might be more suitable for war than Ms. Ye...

"...Huh?"

Hearing Fang Mo's words, Intergula was obviously stunned.

Originally, her hand was still pointing at the thing, but she quickly retracted it like a conditioned reflex, and her brows were tightly furrowed.

"Okay! It's over!"

Fang Mo didn't care so much, just stuffed the two rings into his collar: "Under my invincible operation, the great crisis of the London decisive battle has been perfectly resolved."

"...Perfectly resolved?"

However, after hearing Fang Mo's words, Intergula also subconsciously glanced at the surrounding scenery.

The city of London at this moment.

It can't even be described as devastated.

Under the instruction of the crazy major, the Zeppelin airship first carried out a round of indiscriminate artillery coverage, followed by the vampire brigade. This group of lunatics is not just killing people everywhere, but is madly destroying the city of London itself.

Various slightly famous buildings and tourist attractions

St. Paul's Cathedral, the Tower of London, museums, libraries, and other places were all burned down.

On the basis of the vampire army, the Vatican's Crusaders soon joined in. Since the citizens were all transformed into ghouls, and most of the British were Protestants, everyone was treated as heretics.

Well, as we all know.

The Vatican's burning at the stake is a traditional art.

So London, which was already full of smoke, fell into a sea of ​​fire under the ravages of these Crusaders. It was collapsing everywhere, and the citizens were also killed and injured countless times.

That's tragic enough, right?

It's a pity that soon, Fang Mo, this wicked guy, started to make trouble.

Originally, the city of London was just a ruin at most, and it could be barely used after a little repair, but Fang Mo's sword was inserted into the golden toilet, and the city of London was really in trouble.

A huge wave of filth dozens of meters high.

This monstrous torrent of corruption even poured into the near sea.

Not to mention the city of London, even the nearby harbor smelled of the strange smell of Tokyo Bay.

Then the battle between Akat and Anderson caused a methane explosion... To be honest, there is no need to repair this city anymore. Now that it is flying, it is better to throw the city into the Atlantic Ocean.

However, it is already like this...

The culprit in front of him dared to say that it was perfectly resolved?

"You resolved a fart!?"

Thinking of this, Intergula couldn't hold it anymore. He immediately rushed up and grabbed Fang Mo's collar and picked up this bastard white-haired loli from the ground: "You! You! You quickly change back to your original appearance!"

"What?"

However, the female ghost on the opposite side tilted her head strangely: "Change back to your original appearance? Aren't you British white-haired people obsessed with white hair?"

"Huh? White-haired people obsessed with white hair? What does that mean?"

Intergula was stunned.

"Oh, I almost forgot that you are a woman." But at this time Fang Mo showed a look of realization: "You really still want to admire my handsome figure? Tsk, I really can't do anything with you..."

Speaking of this.

Fang Mo's body suddenly flashed with white light.

Soon, she changed back to her original appearance, even her hair was black.

"...Huh?"

But Intergula was stunned when he saw this, and asked in a daze: "What are you doing again?"

"Change back."

Fang Mo also said inexplicably: "Didn't you ask me to do it?"

"I fucking asked you to change London back!" Intergula's face darkened when he heard this, and he shouted without thinking: "What's the point of me asking you to change back!?"

"Hey, you're talking about this."

Fang Mo immediately threw his hand when he heard this: "It can't be cured, there's no hope, wait for shit."

After saying this,

Fang Mo also turned around and wanted to leave: "Goodbye..."

"Stop right there!"

Intergula couldn't hold it back this time, and raised her hand to hold Fang Mo: "I understand now, you are definitely not a zombie, right... After all, zombies can't flood a city with shit, what on earth are you?"

"Huh? Did you find out all this?"

Fang Mo was slightly surprised, and then said in a deep voice: "In that case, I will tell you the truth. In fact, I am the golden toilet of the God Emperor. Due to the influence of the subspace and psychic energy, I have self-awareness. Now I have become the god of the Zerg... Of course, only dung beetles."

"..."

Intergula didn't say anything at all, just stared at Fang Mo silently.

She had been fooled by Fang Mo countless times, so she naturally had a brain. At least she couldn't believe such nonsense as soon as she heard it.

"He is the real monster, the eldest lady of Hellsing."

However, at this moment, a familiar voice suddenly sounded behind her.

Hearing this, Intergula turned around and saw that it was the major. Yes, he had already walked out of the airship... and was now accompanied by a tall man, walking slowly towards this side.

"What do you want to do?"

Intergula immediately became alert when he saw the major.

"Relax, Miss Hellsing."

Seeing Integra's actions, the major across the street also smiled nonchalantly: "I'm not here for you this time, I just want to meet this... well, Mr. Alien. "

"What? Aliens?"

Integra also frowned when he heard this.

"Hehehe, actually this statement is not very accurate."

Hearing this, the major pushed up his glasses slightly and said with a smile: "But he is indeed not a creature on this earth. I'm afraid there is no vocabulary that can properly describe your identity, so alien is just a title. "

"..."

Akaat ​​seemed to want to say something after hearing this, but in the end he did not speak.

"So you came for me?"

After hearing what the major said, Fang Mo also turned to look at him: "Do you think I stole your war object? Are you blaming me?"

"No no no."

The major heard this and quickly waved his hand: "I'm afraid there is no one on this planet who can stop you. Of course I won't be so overestimating my capabilities. Although this is indeed somewhat different from our original agreement,... the strong man I already have the capital to tear up the treaty, I still understand this. "

"Then what do you want to do?"

Fang Mo glanced at the major here. Since he wasn't here to snatch monsters, he couldn't figure out what this madman was thinking.

"What do you think humans are?"

However, the major did not answer. Instead, he asked an incomprehensible question.

"Humanity?"

Fang Mo touched his chin: "This is too complicated to explain. I'm too lazy to explain it, but I quite like human beings..."

Fang Mo did not lie about this.

After all, he was once a human being, and the replica worlds he was experiencing now... even the game MC was born out of human fantasy. How could he not like this?

"Hehehe, I guess so."

The major laughed immediately after hearing this, and then started talking again: "I also heard what your Excellency said to Akat just now. I think your remarks are quite reasonable. So... Your Excellency, do you think I am the one who counts?" Not considered human?"

"Of course forget it."

Fang Mo said without thinking, "You look more human than Akat."

In the original work, Acat disappeared into the three-dimensional space because he drank poisonous blood, and the culprit of all this was the major.

But when half of his body was broken into pieces by Integra and the policewoman.

The internal organs that were exposed turned out to be a lot of mechanical gears, which meant that the Major was already a cyborg. He relied entirely on the maintenance of these machines... He was able to complete his plan of more than half a century and finally defeated Acat.

And it's worth mentioning.

As early as when Germany was defeated, the major was actually seriously injured and on the verge of death.

The blood around him seemed to have self-awareness, actively flowing in front of him, tempting him to lick it, which meant that he also had a chance to become the true ancestor of a vampire.

It's just a pity that it's different from Acat.

The Major has an almost crazy obsession with 'self'.

He directly used his will to push back the blood and held on until the doctor came to save him. It can be said that he has always insisted on his human identity.

So Fang Mo was indeed right.

In a sense, the major is more human.

"Can we stop beating around the bush?"

After answering the major's words, Fang Mo impatiently urged: "You came here to verify your identity?"

"of course not."

Seeing that Fang Mo's patience was almost running out, the major also got to the point wisely: "This may not be an important matter to you, but it is still very important to me. So... may I ask what you need? A handy tool?"

"Are you referring to yourself?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo couldn't react anymore and felt a little unreasonable: "What? Do you want to surrender?"

“I want to witness what’s happening outside of this world.”

The major immediately opened his hands, his expression not concealing his intoxication at all: "There is a kind of guy in this world who does not justify the means, and that refers to me."

"In order to enjoy the joy of war infinitely, I can give up many things."

"I believe that you are not that kind of pedantic gentleman, right? Then do you want to cooperate with me? I can become the most useful tool in your hands... As for the reward, it is very simple, as long as it allows me to enjoy the fun of war. That’s it.”

"No matter what kind of world it is, any kind of war is fine."

"Positional warfare, blitzkrieg, guerrilla warfare, pursuit warfare, streets, wilderness, sea, sky... as long as you can enjoy the fun of war! How about this, is this cooperation very sincere?"

"No, what do I want a war madman to do..."

When Fang Mo heard this, he almost subconsciously wanted to reject the other party, but after he said these words, he was suddenly stunned when he stared at the other party: "...huh?"

"Don't say that, Your Excellency."

However, the major still introduced himself with a smile: "Don't look at me like this, but I am actually quite useful. At least I can help you solve a lot of troubles... I believe you must hate dealing with those troubles, right?"

"It's okay to have trouble, but I really need a tool man who can make things happen."

After thinking about something for a while, a smile suddenly appeared on Fang Mo's face: "Can you do the job?"

"What does whole life mean..."

The major obviously heard this word for the first time, but he quickly reacted and replied with a smile: "Well, it doesn't matter what it is. If you need it, I can learn it..."

"Yeah, yeah!"

Fang Mo was immediately happy when he heard this: "Okay, I'll teach you when the time comes!"

Yes, he also figured it out. Although this major is a lunatic, to be honest, it's not useless. After all, he can travel through the heavens and the worlds, and in this endless universe and time and space... There are too many worlds full of lunatics, and some worlds are even crazy.

For example, the world built by Fujimoto Shu.

Not to mention the Flame Fist, Fang Mo's mind was full of the three words "survive".

Even the Chainsaw Man, Fang Mo had traveled to this world before and experienced it, saving Hayakawa Aki and turning the Domination Demon into a Mating Demon.

This sounds crazy, right?

But to be honest, Fang Mo still underestimated Fujimoto Shu's brain.

Just a few days ago, when he was sleeping, he went to the Earth through the dream gate again. He watched a few episodes through the dreams of some otakus, and as a result, he saw the amazing operation of the comic "Chainsaw Man".

Denci's sister was made into a conveyor belt sushi.

This is not a metaphor, but a literal conveyor belt sushi, and the head is still on it.

And this sister refers to the newly born ruling demon, that is, Nayuta. When Fang Mo was about to leave the Chainsaw Man copy, Anbian took Nayuta to Fang Mo for a look... Fang Mo remembered that the other party seemed to be a cute little girl, but she was eaten just by saying she would eat.

To be honest, when Fang Mo learned of this news.

The first thought was not to interfere with reality and find a way to kill Fujimoto Shu, the madman.

Instead, he was thinking about whether there was any way to operate it, so that Fujimoto Shu and Foxtail boss could cooperate to make Dao Weiyixian a comic... This will definitely be a big hit, okay?

Of course, this is a bit far-fetched.

The reason why Fang Mo saw the major was that he thought of Chainsaw Man.

Actually, it’s because those demons are quite interesting. There is even a guy who is one of the ‘Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’ like the Domination Demon, the Demon of War.

Fang Mo thought.

If the Major is brought to that world and manipulated with a name tag, maybe the Major himself will be the Demon of War.

Isn’t this much better than the fool in the original book?

And in the later stage, if Fang Mo is lucky enough to unlock the world of Warhammer 40K...

Then it will be really fun. There are endless fights in it. According to the Major’s personality, Fang Mo suspects that Khorne and Tzeentch will have to break their heads to fight for him.

"Yeah, that's great."

After thinking about these scenes, Fang Mo looked at the major with more and more satisfaction: "You are promising, I decided to take you with me, I do have a lot of tasks that are suitable for you."

"Oh, finally reached an agreement?"

The major was obviously surprised when he heard this. To be honest, he didn't expect Fang Mo to agree. After all, the other party's brain circuit... is different from most people on Earth, very abstract, and it is impossible to guess his thoughts: "Then what do I need to do now?"

"Go to the ring first and wait."

Fang Mo said, and threw a ring directly to the other party. Ordinary people like the other party who have no power were captured and absorbed almost instantly: "As for the task, it's simple..."

"... Let's start with fried chicken nuggets."