My double is steve

Chapter 951 Let’s go to the royal capital together, and then... light it up

"Brother Dongwen, I seem to have made Emilia angry."

The next morning, Natsuki Subaru, who was doing morning exercises in the courtyard, was a little distracted: "She doesn't want to pay attention to me now. The date she agreed to go to the village for is probably gone, right?"

"So what did you do?"

Fang Mo asked knowingly: "Canceled her Xiaohongshu account? Or did she discover the identity of Sun Xiaochuan's senior leader?"

"Oh...Brother Dongwen, please stop making fun of me!"

Natsuki Subaru looked dejected, feeling helpless to complain: "As a senior, you should know a lot of ways to capture girls, right? Can you help me? I can't live without Emilia. Go down."

"Then let's create a world with Emilia."

Fang Mo raised his hand and pointed at Natsuki Subaru: "Next, I'm going to tell a story about the power of God that makes it hard to hide tears... evil magic and blasphemy of desire."

"...My evil magic can counteract the same evil magic!"

Natsuki Subaru was suddenly filled with souls. He didn't even bother to dodge the wind blades around him. While activating the tough-talking protection, he hurriedly raised his hand and shouted: "Evil magic·desire blasphemy!"

Invisible spiritual pollution collided fiercely in the air.

Then it quickly disappeared without a trace.

"hateful!"

When Fang Mo saw this, he also shouted out the lines very cooperatively: "What's wrong with the world of illusion! The reality is too cruel, it will only make this hole bigger and bigger..."

"Brother Dongwen, please stop making trouble, okay?"

After neutralizing the evil spell, Natsuki Subaru once again began to dodge the surrounding wind blades, and at the same time sighed helplessly: "...I am very serious."

"I know, but the problem is that you are too impatient, right?"

After hearing Natsuki Subaru's statement, Fang Mo couldn't help but complain: "By the way, Xiao Cai, are you still a virgin? Have you ever been married?"

"I……"

Natsuki Subaru's face suddenly turned red: "Don't ask such a thing suddenly! What's wrong with a man protecting his virginity?"

"You're crazy."

However, after hearing this, Fang Mo turned on the mocking mode without any concealment: "This game requires adults to register with their ID cards to play, which means the player must be over 18 years old, but we Xing only agree to 14... You shouldn’t have been holding back for four years for a crappy game, right?”

"I……"

Natsuki Subaru opened his mouth and was speechless.

"Laughing to death." Fang Mo continued to laugh: "No wonder you are so impatient. Now we have solved the case. It turns out that the hormones are too strong."

"This is youth! Youth!"

When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he couldn't help but retorted: "Brother Dongwen has also been around my age, don't you understand?"

"Yeah, yeah, I understand, I understand this very well."

Fang Mo suppressed a smile and nodded, "Youth is just rampant desire."

"I really..."

When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he helplessly held his forehead: "I wouldn't have told you if I had known. You are just a bastard big brother who only knows how to make fun of people's pain points."

"Hey, you can't say that at all."

Fang Mo smiled when he heard this, and then simply lifted the wind barrier, walked over and patted the other party's shoulder and said: "As a big brother, I still hope that you can avoid some detours. In this case... why not lead me Are you going to have sex once?"

"……ah?"

Natsuki Subaru was stunned.

"The so-called man should always release himself, and he must not let his sperm get into his head, otherwise he will become a woman's plaything!"

Fang Mo said righteously: "You are my good brother. Of course I can't just watch you become a licker in the zoo. That will not only make you uncomfortable, but also my brother will be embarrassed by it. So I might as well find a way to help you get rid of your virginity..."

"Wait, what the heck is a zoo licker?"

Natsuki Subaru raised his forehead.

"The boiling sheep, the black tiger, the Tom cat, the green...ahem, the two-faced turtle."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "Let's just say, although Gotham is indeed a good place, we still have to have some ideals. Even if we want to be the Batman without a father and a mother, we don't want to be the clown..."

"Oh brother Dongwen, where are you thinking!"

Natsuki Subaru finally understood, and quickly shook his head and said: "Emilia is not that kind of person, she is my light... Do you understand what I say?"

"don't know."

Fang Mo shook his head very firmly.

"you……"

Natsuki Subaru frowned, then he pondered for a moment and said: "Let me put it this way, if you are a poor boy who is not only weak, but also often looked down upon by others, then there is a goddess who will not despise you. I am willing to lend a helping hand to you, so how will you treat her when you become rich? "

"I want to make her my soul ring!"

Fang Mo said in a deep voice.

"???"

When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he was stunned.

But just when he was about to say something more, suddenly there was a noise outside the courtyard, and then a carriage slowly drove in.

"Um?"

Since no one usually comes to the Roswaal residence, the sudden appearance of a carriage is quite eye-catching. Natsuki Subaru also looked over there curiously at this moment, and found a strong and energetic old butler coming out of the car. walked down.

Although the other party was wearing the clothes of a butler, his aura was astonishing and his waist was straight. It was obvious that he was not an ordinary person.

Of course.

The response from the mansion was pretty quick.

Before Natsuki Subaru could walk over, Ram walked out of the gate to greet him. The two exchanged a few words, and then another person walked out of the carriage, looking like a man with a pair of cat ears. The brown-haired girl followed Ram into the mansion.

"Is this a guest?"

Seeing this scene, Natsuki Subaru also subconsciously said: "It's really rare. I thought no one came to this place at all."

"There must be something going on."

Fang Mo said deliberately: "Now is the King's Selection period, and this is the Meizasi Territory, which is located on the king's border. If you can visit us at this time, there is a high probability that the other party is here for the King's Selection."

"Wangxuan?"

Natsuki Subaru was stunned for a moment when he heard this: "Isn't he just here for Emilia?"

"Right."

Fang Mo shrugged.

"No, then I have to go and have a look." Realizing that it was related to his goddess, Natsuki Subaru was obviously a little unable to sit still: "Brother Dongwen, will you come with me too?"

"I don't care."

Fang Mo also nodded when he heard this: "But isn't Emilia still angry with you?"

"this……"

When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he froze in place.

"So I don't understand, how did you offend her?" Fang Mo asked curiously: "I went to the forest to find Beatrice's kung fu, and helped you pick up Black Tai Sui, but you... Did you step into someone else’s minefield? You didn’t tell any hellish jokes about orphans?”

"Only you can do this kind of thing, okay!?"

Natsuki Subaru yelled, and then his aura suddenly softened: "She...she just saw me pinching Rem's face..."

"Are you sure you didn't pinch it somewhere else?"

Fang Mo touched his chin.

"Why do you always get the topic wrong?" Natsuki Subaru said with a helpless face: "No matter what, it's not something I can do, right?"

"Oh, that should be fine."

Fang Mo waved his hands when he heard this and said: "I guess I'm just a little depressed. Elves and half-elves seem to value promises more. You have stated that you want to pursue her before, and now you are doing this... maybe it has something to do with this. Then just perform well and that’s it.”

Of course, this is not Fang Mo's nonsense.

In fact, the original book does mention the importance of promises many times, especially Emilia and some elves, who care about this inexplicably.

On the contrary, Emilia didn't seem to express dissatisfaction with Rem's affection for Natsuki Subaru. She seemed quite happy, saying that Subaru was indeed very popular... But Saint The domain arc became a bit yandere after going dark, but let’s not mention that for now.

"Will you behave well?"

Hearing what Fang Mo said, Natsuki Subaru nodded subconsciously: "I see, then I will work harder next."

Finish this sentence.

He turned around and ran towards the mansion.

And soon, Natsuki Subaru asked some information from Ram. The other party was really from the royal capital. It was said that he came to Emilia because of the king's election, and he didn't know that he was discussing with her. What, it seems like Roswaal is here too.

"Is that so?"

Natsuki Subaru thought for a moment, then turned and left.

Fang Mo saw this and planned to follow him to watch the show, but at this moment Lamu suddenly shouted: "Mr. Dongwen, please stay."

"Um?"

Fang Mo glanced at the other party and stopped: "What's the matter?"

"Thank you for saving Rem."

For no reason, Ram suddenly leaned over and bowed to Fang Mo: "Although Barrus... no, although it was Subaru who untied Rem's heart, you should be the one presiding over all this behind the scenes. Right? So I want to thank you anyway, because this matter has been bothering me for a long time.”

"Did Roswaal tell you anything?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo also glanced at Ram in surprise.

"I said something, but please forgive me for keeping it secret." Ram said directly: "Master Roswaal probably doesn't want others to know his thoughts."

"Oh, that's okay."

Fang Mo waved his hand carelessly: "I'm just helping my stupid brother. He cares about you, not me... By the way, do you want your broken corner to be repaired? If you want, I can Help you heal that horn."

"That's not necessary."

Ram shook his head without hesitation: "That thing is the culprit that made Rem become what she is now. Just let it disappear. I'm fine as I am now."

"Forget it then."

Fang Mo nodded, and then left without looking back.

After leaving the mansion, Fang Mo followed Natsuki Subaru's previous route and found that this guy had already started chatting with the coachman and made a pot of tea from somewhere. It felt like he was trying to gather information or something. look.

"Wife?"

I don’t know what the two of them said. The driver here suddenly sighed in nostalgia: "Indeed... I also think she is the most beautiful person in the world."

"Yeah, your wife is really cute."

As they were talking here, Fang Mo also walked slowly over from not far away: "But it's a pity that it's gone now, right? Let the white whale show off?"

“…”

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere suddenly turned cold.

“Who are you?”

The old butler on the opposite side frowned, turned his head and stared at Fang Mo, and exuded a cold aura: “Your words are too rude. May I ask whether you are speaking from your own will or on behalf of the camp of Miss Emilia…”

“No, Brother Dongwen, you…”

Nayuki Subaru was also obviously stunned when he saw this scene. Why do you suddenly expose people’s scars?

“Hey, don’t get me wrong.”

However, facing this fierce aura, Fang Mo was unmoved, but smiled and waved his hand: “In fact, I have no other intentions, but simply can’t stand the separation of life and death between lovers, so I decided to beat fate, make it surrender, and help you get your wife back.”

“…What?”

Hearing Fang Mo’s sudden words, the old butler on the opposite side was also stunned.

"Your wife should be the former Sword Saint Theresa, right? I remember she was the one with red hair... and her portrait was pretty good too?" Fang Mo recalled and got to the point: "I can revive her."

"Nonsense!"

However, Fang Mo had just finished speaking when the old butler on this side suddenly stopped him: "How can the gap between life and death be easily crossed? It's too rude to joke about such things as soon as you meet. If you want to irritate me..."

"You hesitated." Fang Mo suddenly interrupted the other party and said.

"I..."

The expression of the old man on the opposite side suddenly froze.

"Actually, it's up to you to believe it or not, but I hope you can still be so hard next time you see her alive and kicking."

Fang Mo spread his hands carelessly, but in the next second, he suddenly burst out with an extremely terrifying momentum, and at the moment when the other party subconsciously wanted to draw his sword, the momentum disappeared again, and only one sentence sounded faintly. .

"I just like pure love, not charity to you personally... Wilhelm."

"..."

The other party was silent when he heard this.

After a long time, he continued to speak: "I..."

"Subaru? Mr. Dongwen?"

Just as he said this, a familiar voice suddenly came from not far away. He turned around and found that it was Emilia leading a cat girl out.

"Ah, Emilia!"

Seeing this, Natsuki Subaru hurriedly went up to her: "Is there something to deal with in the capital?"

"It's about the king's election." Emilia nodded and said: "Anyway, I'll deal with it alone, Subaru, stay..."

"Ah?"

Natsuki Subaru was stunned.

"Don't."

At the critical moment, Fang Mo spoke up: "Xiao Cai is your supporter after all. The other members of the King's Selection will bring their entourage this time, which is also a display of strength. As a result, only Roswaal will lead you... If others see us, they will think we have no one."

"Will it be like this?"

After all, it was Fang Mo who said it, and Emilia couldn't help but hesitate when she heard it.

"Of course." Seeing this, Fang Mo pushed Natsuki Subaru and gestured: "Okay, don't think too much, the King's Selection is too simple, so, here..."

"...Take this."