My double is steve

Chapter 955 Hehe... Yes, yes, this is what I want to learn!

"Oh, damn it!"

Seeing Emilia in the distance being kissed on the back of her hand, Natsuki Subaru's expression changed instantly. Not only did his face turn red, his fists even creaked from being pinched with excessive force.

I know he is jealous.

Those who didn’t know better thought he was going to eat people.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with saying that he cannibalizes people. After all, Natsuki Subaru's expression at the moment is indeed a bit scary. Coupled with his strange blood-like robe, it feels like he is possessed by an evil spirit.

"No, I said, little brother, what's the matter with you?"

Of course, Fang Mo also noticed the changes in Subaru Natsuki, and couldn't help complaining at this moment: "Why is he so red and warm all of a sudden? Can you learn something good from Da Sima... Let's just say that this red-skinned duck today Do you have to do COS? "

"Brother Dong... Dongwen!"

When Fang Mo said this, Natsuki Subaru turned to him angrily and said, "Emilia... I... you saw it too, right? That man actually kissed her!!!"

"Just the back of your hand, right?"

Fang Mo advised nonchalantly: "Anyway, calm down first..."

"I can't calm down!"

However, Natsuki Subaru was really warm this time. It was as if he had encountered a skirmisher in a dream, and his tone became much more urgent and irritable: "Nothing will happen to me... No! I can face even death calmly now, But this is the only thing that doesn’t work! Emilia is mine!”

"She didn't follow you..."

"Brother Dongwen, do you know how many times I died for her?!"

Natsuki Subaru said with a struggling expression: "I died for her dozens of times when I was in the capital... dozens of times! And when I was in the mansion! I have been saving her all the time. This sacrifice How could she be so heavy..."

"Xiao Cai, just stand still and don't move."

However, when Natsuki Subaru became more and more excited as he spoke, Fang Mo patted him on the shoulder with a very kind tone: "Come... stand still and close your eyes. Brother, I will try to help you calm down first."

"What?"

Natsuki Subaru was stunned for a moment.

However, before he could say anything, Fang Mo pulled out the giant purple blade without any warning and struck him with a vertical chop on the forehead.

"!!!"

Seeing this, Natsuki Subaru scurried towards the side without even thinking.

"Boom!"

The giant purple blade was swung in the air, and the pale white air waves on the blade whistled around, making the hem of Natsuki Subaru's robe make a sound.

"Dong! Brother Dongwen!"

Natsuki Subaru was so frightened that there was no color on his face: "You...are you crazy?!"

"Have you calmed down?"

Fang Mo pushed Mayuling's chopping knife onto his shoulder and asked calmly, "If that still doesn't work, I can also send you to read the file, so that you have a chance to prevent this scene from happening."

"This...I..."

Natsuki Subaru opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he couldn't say a word and could only hang his head feebly.

Due to the loudness of the blow just now, all the passers-by around him looked this way. Even Emilia and the purple-haired man not far away also cast doubtful glances, but Fang Mo waved his hand towards the other party, indicating that it was okay.

"Let's go, get out of here first."

After a simple response, Fang Mo also asked Natsuki Subaru to walk in a random direction.

After walking along a path for a while, since this was a suburb of the city, the number of passers-by gradually became less and less. It was only then that Fang Mo asked again: "Xiao Cai... what do you think of China in this game?" How many elements are there?”

"What?"

Natsuki Subaru subconsciously raised his head when he heard this inexplicable question, but he was obviously not in a good mood at the moment, so he said dullly: "Not much, I haven't even seen Chinese food."

"So what do we usually eat?"

Fang Mo asked.

"Western food, right?" Natsuki Subaru lowered his head and said perfunctorily: "Anyway, it's just thick soup, bread and the like. Who would a normal Chinese person eat this as their staple food every day..."

"Yeah, indeed."

Not only did Fang Mo not care about the other party's attitude, but he nodded in agreement: "So this is what I have always wanted to complain about. It is obviously a Chinese world, but in the end it is inexplicably a world with a Western architecture. Sure enough, Miyazaki This old thief knows a lot about the Jβ game..."

"Yeah."

Natsuki Subaru continued to deal with it casually.

"I'm okay, at least I know a little bit about history and culture." When Fang Mo said this, he suddenly sighed with regret: "But what should you do if you are like this? You don't even know how to kiss hands... Hey, isn’t this just forcing people to eat history?”

"Yeah."

Natsuki Subaru subconsciously wanted to deal with it, but after hearing half of it, he suddenly realized something was wrong: "Huh? Wait... Brother Dongwen, what did you just say? A hand kiss?"

"A kind of etiquette handed down from the Western Middle Ages."

Fang Mo shrugged and said: "There is no way, the foreign devils just like to make these useless things, which are cumbersome and ink-stained, and they think they are very fashionable. If you ask me, they might as well give a military salute..."

"this……"

After Natsuki Subaru heard this, he finally reacted belatedly and asked with some stuttering: "Brother Dongwen, are you referring to what happened just now? What happened to that purple-haired guy? He …Didn’t he mean to steal Emilia?”

"Have you ever heard of medieval knights?"

Fang Mo asked.

"Um...Brother Dongwen, is Kamen Rider considered a knight?"

Natsuki Subaru scratched his head subconsciously. The fact that he dropped out of school was no joke... His academic performance was notoriously bad. He even stopped going to school altogether and hid at home as a NEET, so for A lot of knowledge is lacking.

"You really don't understand?"

After hearing what Natsuki Subaru said, Fang Mo couldn't help but lift his forehead.

Yes, in fact, he felt very strange when he read the original work. Natsuki Subaru's behavior was too abstract. Now that he thinks about it, it is probably just a lack of common sense.

After all, no matter what, the other person is just a high school student.

Even the kind who dropped out of school and stayed at home.

"That's right."

Thinking of this, Fang Mo also patiently gave the other party some knowledge: "Knights are a very strange thing. They value honor more than life. They usually pay great attention to their words and deeds and will never do anything out of the ordinary. actions and will never allow others to belittle their honor.”

"Yes...really?"

Natsuki Subaru subconsciously scratched his head.

"The purple-haired guy you just saw is actually a knight, and he is also the best knight in the Knights of the Guard. His name seems to be Julius."

Fang Mo started to explain to him: "The other party is a first-class knight regardless of family background, achievements, and conduct, and Emilia is a member of the King's Chosen, which means that she may become the queen in the future and become his leader. Boss…so it’s okay to show respect by doing this.”

"this……"

"Even if you don't understand this, you've always seen cartoons, right?" Fang Mo said again: "Have you never seen scenes like the knight kneeling down on one knee and then kissing the back of the queen's hand?"

"I've seen it before."

Natsuki Subaru said a little aggrievedly: "But the knight and the queen basically ended up together?"

"...Then there must be something wrong with the little devils' drawings!"

Fang Mo's face darkened when he heard Natsuki Subaru's statement: "Some of those foreign devils not only hugged each other, but also kissed on the cheek. I can't even think about it... What if the old thief Miyazaki put this into the game?" What's wrong with you? Flying a kite with Emilia?"

"I……"

Natsuki Subaru was also full of embarrassment when he heard this, lowered his head and pulled up his sleeves.

"Oh yes, one more thing."

Before Natsuki Subaru could say anything, Fang Mo continued to speak to him: "Remember, never let go of your own emotions."

"What?"

Natsuki Subaru looked up in confusion.

"How much you paid, how many times you died for her and so on."

Fang Mo raised a finger and said: "I seem to have reminded you more than once, they are just NPCs, they are dot matrix, they are data, how much effort you have put in for them, these are all your own wishful thinking, you Why should they remember this?”

"But I..."

"Yes, you did save them."

Fang Mo spread his hands and said: "But did they kneel down and beg you to save them? If you didn't show up...according to the algorithm of the game console, their fate was death. It was you who liked them too much, so you wanted to save them." He was saved, wasn’t he?”

"this……"

After hearing what Fang Mo said, Natsuki Subaru seemed to be stunned.

"Isn't it?"

Seeing that Natsuki Subaru's expression was a little shaken, Fang Mo added fuel to the fire again: "They never asked you to save them from the beginning to the end. It was you who kept reincarnating and giving, and then you were sacrificed by your own efforts. I’m so moved…I even look forward to them responding.”

"Return from death is your own prerogative."

"Even as a player, I don't know what happened in other games."

"How much effort have you made on your own, how much sacrifice have you made, and how desperate are you? Even I can't empathize with the extremely heavy things you face and bear. Why do you think so? Will a group of NPCs be moved by this?"

"And let's take a step back."

Fang Mo continued: "Even if you like Emilia and decide to pursue her, won't it be counterproductive if you are so crazy today?"

"this……"

"You are like someone saying hello to your wife, and then you become popular."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "You remind me of an ancient TV series. Why, you also hope that Emilia won't talk to strangers?"

"I, I didn't..."

Natsuki Subaru shook his head subconsciously: "Brother Dongwen, I just..."

"Imagine it for yourself, if you cause some trouble at the King's Selection tomorrow because you are so crazy, and Emilia can't hold her head up, what should you do? What should she do? Are you going to commit suicide right there? Or do you want to put all the blame on Julius?"

Fang Mo asked again: "I can help you kill him...but is it useful?"

"After Emilia becomes the queen, countless people will greet her. Are we going to massacre the capital? Then I suggest you join the Witch Cult... At least you can gain some reputation."

"This..."

After hearing this, Natsuki Subaru was sweating all over: "Then I..."

"If I were you, I would show my strong strength and courage, so that others can truly recognize you."

Fang Mo said calmly: "In this way, you can declare sovereignty naturally, let others know that Emilia is protected by you, then After that, you can also openly tell others that you are a foreigner... and the custom there is to prohibit physical contact, instead of turning into a red-skinned duck here. "

"Brother Dongwen, I know I was wrong, I'm sorry."

After Fang Mo's rapid-fire speech, Caiyue Subaru finally realized his problem, and now he apologized sincerely: "Everything here is too unfamiliar to me... This is my own problem. I should work hard to learn some etiquette, or at least understand some common sense.

"Can you guide me in this area, Brother Dongwen?"

"Of course there is no problem."

Fang Mo nodded, it seems that this bastard is really good: "I promise to teach you to be a perfect knight."

"Alas, but Brother Dongwen..."

However, at this moment, Caiyue Subaru sighed again: "But even if I understand this, I still feel very uncomfortable when I think of the scene just now, Brother Dongwen... If your girlfriend was kissed on the back of her hand, what would you do? ”

“…”

Hearing the other party’s words, Fang Mo suddenly fell silent.

“Dong, Dong Wen?”

Nayuki Subaru looked up at the other party nervously: “Say something, don’t show such an expression, okay? I’m scared…”

“I changed my mind.”

However, at this moment, Fang Mo also said with a gloomy face: “I will definitely train you to be the strongest knight in the world. Tomorrow, you will duel with Julius at the King’s Selection.”

“This…”

Nayuki Subaru obviously hesitated for a moment after hearing this: “Will this… win?”

“I will definitely win this time.” Fang Mo said seriously: “I have decided to teach you my lifelong skills. If you dare to lose, I will kill you and reload the game.”

“Ah? ? ?”

Nayuki Subaru’s expression was stunned.

“Don’t be afraid. You will worship me as your master and join my sect Qingfeng Temple. I still have some skills to teach you. "Fang Mo patted the other's shoulder and comforted him: "I can teach you to sacrifice yourself. During the battle, you can pull out your spine and turn it into a sharp sword, sweeping across Shenzhou for seven days and nights..."

"Pull...pull the spine? !"

Nayuki Subaru was so scared that his face turned pale: "I won't learn! I won't learn! I can't stand this TM no matter how hard I talk!!!"

"Then I will teach you to sacrifice blood to the blood god and offer your skull to the skull seat." Fang Mo said, and took out a ring as red as blood: "This is the Blood Ring of Akat. One life is equal to one life. When the time comes, you will eat up the royal city and become the true ancestor of vampires. Julius is not worth mentioning at all..."

"This sounds even more creepy! Emilia will be scared to death if she sees that scene!"

Nayuki Subaru's resistance is very obvious: "Brother Dongwen, I...I suddenly feel that the kissing ceremony doesn't seem so difficult to accept..."

"Asshole! No future! "

Fang Mo was immediately displeased when he heard this, and slapped Natsuki Subaru, causing him to stagger.

However, Natsuki Subaru had been with Fang Mo for so long that he had also tasted his character. At this moment, he fell down directly after being slapped by him, and then he hugged his thigh without any scruples and wailed: "Brother Dongwen! Just teach me some real skills... Please!!!"

"Hey, I really can't do anything with you, a junior."

However, at this time, Fang Mo still sighed and deliberately said: "Then let's do this, I will teach you how to get the forbidden power that does not belong to the player..."

"This is good! This is good! Brother Dongwen, I will learn this!"

Natsuki Subaru's eyes lit up when he heard this: "I will worship you as my teacher and respect you well in the future..."

"Respect? "Fang Mo was generous. He smiled and shook his head when he heard this: "No need to pay tribute. Just when you find a bug and get caught by the administrator in the future..."

"...Just don't give me away."