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"So it was your boy who lured him to the house?"

Looking at Wilhelm kneeling straight at the door with a piece of twilight thorn on his back, Fang Mo couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

"Yes, yes."

Natsuki Subaru's eyes were obviously a little wandering: "Master... the main thing is that I also want to breathe a sigh of relief for you, Brother Dongwen. After all, this old man Wilhelm is too ignorant of praise, isn't he?"

"That's right, then I have to thank you."

Fang Mo nodded thoughtfully, and before Natsuki Subaru could breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly kicked him on the calf bone: "How dare you lie to me, you stinky little brother? I used to You were not even born when you committed the fraud!”

"Ouch, what are you doing..."

Cai Yue Subaru suddenly fell to the ground holding his calves: "Brother Dongwen, please don't hit me. It's not me who provoked you. Go hit Mr. Wilhelm!"

"Do you think I will let him go?"

Fang Mo was full of momentum. At this moment, he raised his eyes to look at Wilhelm not far away, and then took out an ink sac from nowhere as if by magic: "Today, my brother will let you see the essence of online games." , that is, drawing cards..."

Speaking of which.

He threw the ink sac directly at Wilhelm.

Wilhelm did not hide, so these ink sacs hit him directly. There was no harm, but the ink dyed his whole body black.

"Um?"

Seeing this scene, Natsuki Subaru suddenly had an ominous premonition: "Wait a minute, Brother Dongwen, does the drawing card in your mouth mean..."

However, the words are not finished yet.

Fang Mo stretched out his hand directly in front of Natsuki Subaru, and then pointed somewhere.

"Xiao Cai."

Fang Mo clenched his fists eagerly and suddenly became interested: "Lend me the copper coin whip..."

"This is not a card draw!" Natsuki Subaru couldn't help shouting when he heard this, and then seeing Fang Mo getting closer, he also hurriedly backed away: "And don't use my whip, Brother Dongwen! Stop it! No...this is exclusive equipment that can only be used by Emilia!"

"Are you sure I want to use my own weapon?"

Fang Mo spread his hands, and then took out Levadin's sword hilt: "If I strike with this sword, this old guy will probably die..."

"Can't you just use that thorn?"

Natsuki Subaru covered his vitals and took a few steps back nervously: "Isn't...isn't this how the Chinese idiom of asking for forgiveness comes from? You see, Mr. Wilhelm is already prepared!"

"Um?"

After hearing this, Fang Mo also took a look at Wilhelm not far away.

"Yes, that's right."

Wilhelm also spoke seriously: "Your Excellency Dongwen, I failed to accept your kindness before. Please forgive me for this rudeness. No matter what kind of torture you inflict on me, it doesn't matter, as long as it can make Trey Sia, she..."

However, he didn't wait for the other party to finish speaking.

Fang Mo had already raised his hand and waved a stream of green light.

A crisp sound sounded, and the twilight thorns twisted into a ferocious green whip, tearing apart the opponent's clothes and flesh at the same time.

"..."

Wilhelm just grunted and did not shout.

"Ah this..."

Natsuki Subaru couldn't help but feel a little worried when he saw this. After all, the whip looked so painful.

"Do you regret it now?"

However, at this moment, Fang Mo had no intention of stopping. Instead, he spoke righteously: "I tell you...it's too late! There are three types of people I hate the most in my life. One is the goddess who licks the dog." There is one type of people who are duplicitous, and the other type is people like you who don’t know how to praise!”

"Brother Dongwen feels like he has scolded more than one person with his words..."

When Natsuki Subaru next to him heard this, he suddenly felt a little bit nervous in his heart.

"That's the kind of guy we players are."

However, Fang Mo ignored the other party's complaints, and instead spread his hands and said, "If you know how to promote, I will clear it for you no matter how difficult the side mission is, but if you don't know how to promote... let alone side tasks." , even if you have no health bar, I still have to find a way to kill you!"

Speaking of which.

Fang Mo rounded his arms again and started to slap the person.

Although the whip was not as good as a sword, it was full of thorns after all, so before long Wilhelm turned into a bloody man, and the clothes on his upper body were beaten to pieces.

"Brother Dongwen, why don't you act more gently."

Seeing this scene, Natsuki Subaru really couldn't bear it anymore and started to persuade him: "If we continue fighting like this, someone will die, right?"

"Xiao Cai, you don't understand this."

When Fang Mo heard this, he turned to him confidently and smiled: "Do you know what black people and pillows have in common?"

"Ah? What else do these have in common..."

"The harder you hit, the more cotton you'll get."

"Haha... No! Don't make fun of race!" Natsuki Subaru almost couldn't hold back when he heard this. He could only say that he had been too seriously assimilated by Xie Dongwen's thoughts these days, but fortunately he still came back at the critical moment. A sudden thought came to him: "Hell jokes are too immoral, okay?"

"You're laughing so hard. You've never played Angsa Colonization Simulator before. Hell's jokes are legit in hell, okay?"

Fang Mo grinned directly, but the whip in his hand showed no sign of stopping. Instead, he whipped it back while reciting a limerick.

"Texa, eight hundred miles away, was once a rich land for native Indians~"

"Once Angsa appeared out of thin air, he killed people, set fires and cut off his scalp~"

"Whatever burnings, looting, black slave trade, species extinction, and bizarre deaths are all protected by the Christian ancestors and the Thanksgiving turkey~~"

Halfway through the song, Fang Mo turned to look at Natsuki Subaru:

"Lao Mei even smoked real people over there, so what's wrong with me just smoking an NPC character?"

"I really..."

When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he felt like the sky was falling. It was hard to imagine what kind of games this guy usually played. He was mentally disturbed, okay?

He opened his mouth for a long time without wanting to speak.

Natsuki Subaru finally gave up the urge to try to persuade Fang Mo.

He glanced at the other party cautiously, then quietly took two steps back. After making sure the distance was far enough, he began to murmur in a low voice: "It's okay. Mr. Wilhelm is always strong and doesn't feel any pain at all. This Just hurt him a little and he'll be fine..."

I have to say that this kind of protection is really outrageous.

After mastering its usage, the effects of this thing can even spread to other people.

As early as in the forest on the border of Mezasi, Natsuki Subaru had mastered this method and accidentally strengthened Rem.

And this moment is no exception.

Wilhelm originally felt unbearable pain in his body, but soon he was surprised to find that he didn't feel any pain at all, and the bloody wounds stopped bleeding and continued at a speed visible to the naked eye. of healing.

"...?"

This strange scene made him stunned for a moment.

However, because it was dark at night and his body was covered with blood plasma and scraps of clothing, these wounds healed very well and were difficult to detect.

However, Natsuki Subaru was not finished just after he had saved his opponent.

It didn't take long.

He secretly released his pet Shoggoth while Fang Mo wasn't paying attention.

"Go quickly." Natsuki Subaru held the little slime ball in his hand and whispered to it: "Hurry up and find Reinhardt to come to the rescue... Their grandfathers are in this civil war!"

"vegetable……"

Shoggoth shouted, then turned and disappeared into the darkness.

"Xiao Cai, what are you mumbling about?"

The Shoggoths had just left here when Fang Mo suddenly turned around and glanced at him for no apparent reason: "Why did I just hear you calling me grandpa?"

"Ah, this..."

Natsuki Subaru was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly explained: "I, I am cheering for you, Brother Dongwen! Yes! Come on! Please be sure to beat this hateful guy until he calls him grandpa!"

"That's it."

Fang Mo was also happy when he heard this. This little bastard has really started to grow his brain recently: "Not bad, not bad. In that case, just watch my operation!"

Speaking of which.

Fang Mo rounded the whip in his hand again.

"Wait! Stop!"

But at this moment, an anxious voice suddenly sounded, and then Reinhardt ran over from nowhere and stopped directly in front of Wilhelm.

Fang Mo whipped the opponent hard, but it didn't even scratch the skin.

"Wilhelm!"

Immediately afterwards, another person ran out. Of course, it was none other than Thearesia. Of course, her expression was also very anxious: "You..."

"!!!"

However, I heard this familiar voice.

Wilhelm, who had his head lowered, was suddenly shaken, and then looked ahead blankly. As a result, he happened to see the figure that haunted him: "Really, it's really you...Trey..."

"Damn it, you little turtle grandson."

But at this moment, Fang Mo suddenly scolded Reinhardt: "Don't stop me, I'll beat you to death!"

"This won't work."

Reinhardt heard this and said quickly: "Mr. Dongwen, I think there must be some misunderstanding here. Wilhelm... is my grandfather after all, so please be respectful. If there is any misunderstanding, we will Wouldn’t it be nice to untie it together?”

"you……"

After hearing what Reinhardt said, Wilhelm also looked at him in surprise.

You must know that there has always been a deep estrangement between him and the other party, that is, because of Theresa's matter, he did not expect that the other party was actually willing to intercede on his behalf.

"Just, that's right!"

Theresia quickly echoed: "Mr. Dongwen, do you have any grudge against Wilhelm? Although he is as stupid as a piece of wood, he shouldn't make enemies casually... Mr. Dongwen, can you explain it? The whole story?"

"No, the responsibility for this is mine."

However, at this moment, Wilhelm actually lowered his head proactively: "As long as Mr. Dongwen can forgive me for my stupidity and narrow-mindedness, I am willing to accept any punishment."

"……Why?"

Theresa was stunned for a moment when she heard this: "This... what on earth is going on?"

"this……"

Reinhardt obviously hesitated when he heard this, and then immediately looked at Fang Mo: "Mr. Dongwen, can you explain the whole story of this matter?"

"This matter..."

"Let me talk about this."

Before Fang Mo could speak, Natsuki Subaru appeared out of nowhere: "I think Brother Dongwen is right about this. Mr. Wilhelm... uh, this, he... he just doesn't know what's good or bad." ! Brother Dongwen’s good intentions were ignored! Shouldn’t he be beaten?”

"ah?"

"What?"

Hearing Natsuki Subaru's statement, Reinhardt and Thearesia were also stunned.

"Actually, Brother Dongwen met Wilhelm as early as when we were at Mr. Roswaal's residence."

Natsuki Subaru explained concisely and concisely: "Brother Dongwen has some mysterious protection and can resurrect the dead at a high price. Because he heard about the love story between the sword demon and the sword master, he thought about the beauty of adulthood and asked Did he want to resurrect Thearesia...but he was mercilessly ridiculed by Wilhelm!"

"Hey...is there such a thing?"

After hearing this, Theresia immediately covered her mouth in surprise.

Even Reinhardt, who was standing next to him, couldn't help showing an astonished expression and subconsciously turned his head to look at Wilhelm.

As a result, the other party lowered his head and clearly acquiesced to this matter.

"Damn it! The more I think about it, the angrier I get!"

Natsuki Subaru deliberately pretended to be 'full of indignation', and then took the whip away from Fang Mo's hand and slapped Wilhelm on the back: "You don't know how to appreciate it! You should be beaten!"

"etc……"

Reinhardt obviously couldn't stand it, so he blocked it for him again: "I probably understand what's going on. Mr. Dongwen has the protection to resurrect other people at will, and then he wants to resurrect Thearesia. Grandma, but Wilhelm...grandfather didn’t believe what you said, right?”

"It's not like you can resurrect others randomly, you have to meet the conditions."

Fang Mo corrected: "Therasia's death protection meets the standards. With a little manipulation, she can be resurrected on her own, and the price is very small."

"Is that so?"

Reinharut nodded, but he had no doubts. After all, such an outrageous ability would definitely have limitations. What's more, this also verified the other party's previous statement, about the two uses of Death's protection.

"Wilhelm, you..."

Thearesia was a little surprised when she heard this and turned to look at him.

"I now know I was wrong."

Wilhelm lowered his head, but his attitude was very sincere: "Because of my narrow and stupid ideas, it is understandable for you to be angry, so I ask Mr. Dongwen to punish me mercilessly, as long as I can bring the special Lecia returned..."

"No, Your Excellency Dongwen."

However, at this moment, Reinhardt suddenly knelt on the ground on one knee: "I am willing to be punished in place of Grandpa Wilhelm. Please punish me as much as you like!"

"Reinhardt you..."

When Wilhelm heard this, his expression became obviously complicated.

"No, what do you take me for?" But after hearing this, Fang Mo's expression suddenly darkened: "You were the ones who said you didn't believe me at the beginning, and now you are the ones kneeling down to beg me to give Theresia back. Do you...really think I'm a charity person?"

"this……"

Seeing Fang Mo turning his back, everyone was at a loss for a moment.

"Besides...even if I really agree, do you think Theresia will agree?!"

Fang Mo suddenly pulled her over and said, "It was you, Reinhardt, who inherited the protection of the Sword Master and killed her, and then Wilhelm rejected my proposal to resurrect her. In other words, you are alone. Kill her and the other one refuses to resurrect her, right?"

"I……"

When the two of them heard this, they both had a look of remorse on their faces.

"...Unlike you two little bastards, I am very kind to Theresia. Before I got married to her, I resolutely adhered to my masculine character and swore not to touch her!"

Fang Mo straightened up his chest and said, "Come on, come on, ask Theresia yourself...ask her if she is willing to go back with you?"

"that……"

However, at this moment, Theresia spoke with some hesitation: "Actually...actually, I am willing..."

"!!!"

When Fang Mo heard this, his eyes widened in disbelief. He covered his chest and stumbled back two steps, as if he had been seriously injured.

"Brother Dongwen!"

Seeing this, Natsuki Subaru quickly supported Fang Mo: "You...are you okay?"

"Xiao Cai, I..."

When Fang Mo heard this, he raised his hands and pointed at the people opposite him while covering his chest, and shouted in a grief-stricken tone: "My heart, my heart has a crack..."

"...They used it as a force!!!"

My hand hurts so much that it's about to burst. I won't check it today. If there are any typos, please help me correct them.