My elf is so mean

1. Your uncle is still your uncle~)

"咘咘咘咿~"

Zhou Yuan, who was still sleeping, was woken up by the ringtone of his cell phone.

"what happened?"

Zhou Yuan rubbed his eyes, still looking sleepy.

"cell phone……"

After being stunned for a while, Zhou Yuan remembered that his cell phone was still ringing.

He lay on the bed and reached for the mobile phone on the bedside table.

The screen of the mobile phone is a picture of an Eevee using its shadow clone to rub a shadow ball. Zhou Yuan saw this on the Internet and thought it was funny, so he downloaded it as a wallpaper.

Now is not the time to be dazed!

Zhou Yuan shook his head, looked at the unfamiliar caller ID, and pressed the answer button.

"Hello……"

An old man's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Zhou Yuan, right? Are you still sleeping? Did you forget that today is the day you come to the elf center to pick up the elf?"

Zhou Yuan was stunned, Elf Center? Receive elves?

Am I still dreaming?

The old man then shouted: "Come here immediately, or your elf will be taken away by others!"

After that, hang up the phone.

Zhou Yuan scratched his head and wanted to lie down and go back to sleep, but his stomach growled hungry.

"Let's order takeout first."

He opened the takeout app and looked at the takeout skillfully.

"Hmm...this Yanjing roasted duck with green onions looks good. I like to eat shredded green onions in roast duck."

"Huh? Is this Kinjo Kentero Ramen the beef ramen that I know is as thin as a cicada's wings, and all of it flies away when you turn on the electric fan?"

"There is also a large portion of braised braised pork belly... Damn, a set costs 128! So expensive? Is this really a case of using broiler chicken as pork belly?"

As he watched, Zhou Yuan felt something was wrong.

When did takeout food start to be associated with Pokémon?

Even if Pokémon is the number one IP, shouldn’t it be so hard to ride on its popularity?

Could it be?

Zhou Yuan immediately opened the navigation software and entered "Elf Center" to start searching.

There is actually such a place, and it is located in the community center of the entire community.

"Could it be..."

Zhou Yuan quickly got up, opened the curtains and looked outside.

The city is still the city I have lived in for 18 years, but what on earth is going on with these great birds flying all over the sky, the blue call barkers everywhere on the streets, and the carp kingfish caught by the old man fishing?

"Could it be that the elven world merges with reality?"

I have finally waited for this day!

Tears(?^?)

Zhou Yuan remembered the previous call asking him to pick up the elf, quickly changed his clothes and hurried to the elf center.

On the bus, Zhou Yuan used his mobile phone to search for information.

It turns out that three hundred years ago, the earth and the elven world merged into one.

This is also called the Pokémon Resurrection, and humans begin to live in this world alongside Pokémon.

From the initial confrontation, to the gradual reconciliation later on.

It was not until 1925 that Dr. Nishino Mori of Yuhong University invented the Poké Ball.

This brought the whole world into the era of trainers.

In China, every citizen over the age of 18 can register as a trainee elf trainer at the elf center in his or her community, and at the same time receive the first elf donated by the country.

And today is the day Zhou Yuan receives his first elf.

"It's over. You're so late. All the good elves have been picked out, right?"

Zhou Yuan got off the bus and hurried to the Elf Center.

I don’t know what other elves I can get. The final evolved form of Charmander is called Charizard, also known as Charizard. He is the biological son of Masuda Junichi. It has been strengthened continuously in several versions. Needless to say, it is strong.

Bulbasaur is also good, and eventually evolves into Bulbasaur. The parasitic seed + poison tactic is disgusting.

Squirtle is okay, at least a little stronger than the green caterpillar Lada.

"Zhou Yuan, right?"

At the gate of the Elf Center, an old man wearing security clothes stopped Zhou Yuan.

When Zhou Yuan heard this, he also recognized that this old man was the one who called him in the morning.

"Yes, yes, that's me."

The uncle put his hands on his hips and introduced himself: "I am the concierge of the Elf Center, you can call me Uncle Qin. You are so awesome, you can even forget such an important thing as leading the initial elves."

Zhou Yuan was stunned. He didn't expect that he could meet such a big shot as the concierge Uncle Qin.

Thinking that I had read his novels back then, it really kept me awake at night.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Qin, I was too excited and couldn't fall asleep last night."

Uncle Qin nodded and expressed his understanding: "I understand, I was the same before, too excited to sleep. But I won't be like you, being late on days like this is really shameful."

Uncle Qin turned around and muttered: "Come with me. Due to your lateness, the elves prepared previously have been picked up by others. But it's strange to say that there are 4 people who signed up this time to pick up the elves, but including you,

There are 5?”

Zhou Yuan secretly thought in his heart, could it be that his arrival caused five people to come to take the elves?

Uncle Qin talked about the truth at the beginning: "Choosing an elf is like taking a taxi. Being late for a second can change your life."

Zhou Yuan asked: "Then do I still have elves?"

"The country will never forget anyone." Uncle Qin smiled mysteriously, "I still have an elf here, but there is something wrong with it."

Zhou Yuan's whole body trembled, and he remembered the animated version of Pokémon. Xiaozhi also chose Skin God because he was late.

Could it be that this kind of thing will happen to me again?

"Is it Pikachu?" Zhou Yuan asked.

Uncle Qin shook his head: "Pikachu? How could such a popular elf be among the initial elf distributed by the community? It sells for 88,000 on the market! Forget it, you will know after you see it for yourself."

The two came to the breeding room, and what they saw was the ecological environment treated like a national treasure in a zoo.

"Where is it?" Zhou Yuan was looking for his elf.

Uncle Qin pointed to the pool of purple rubber clay he was boxing on: "Here, that's the one, the ever-changing monster."

(=O*_*)=========O

"A variety of monsters?" Zhou Yuan's eyes lit up.

Although the variety monster's race value is a bit low, it is still very useful and can transform into all elves.

Calculating it this way, it's like having all the elves.

"Uncle Qin, you just said that there is something wrong with this Variety Monster. What is the problem?" Zhou Yuan looked at the Variety Monster that was boxing crazily and couldn't see any problem. Could it be that it is a supporter of Tianyuan Boxer?

In that case, there is indeed a problem.

Uncle Qin scratched his head: "There's just a little problem, that is...it won't transform."

"ha?"

Zhou Yuan:(#`O′)

"Calm down kid, calm down!"

"How can this make me calm down? If a Variety Monster can't transform, what other skills can it do?"

Zhou Yuan couldn't calm down at all. Who could calm down when something like this happened?

The initial elf is a changeable monster, and it can't transform, so how can it be used in battle?

"Ahem..." Uncle Qin also knew that this was a bit too much. He explained with a cold sweat, "Apart from the fact that it can't transform, it's actually pretty good. Through its own efforts, it has learned to hit, grab, and do crazy things.

Grasp……"

Zhou Yuan looked at Uncle Qin doubtfully, but Uncle Qin turned his back.

"All in all, this Variety Monster is quite brave. Just take it home and treat it well. No matter what, next time there are elves to send you, I can secretly give you another one."

After being fooled by Uncle Qin for a while, Zhou Yuan had no choice but to take away this ever-changing monster.

It doesn't matter whether you send another initial elf or not, the most important thing is that this ever-changing monster is pleasing to the eye.

After Uncle Qin watched Zhou Yuan leave, he hurried back to the security room.

"Finally sent out this versatile monster. I'm going to have a big fight today and reward myself." Uncle Qin took a deep breath and opened the door to his room.

"I'm so crazy about being a teenager! Liu Xiaojing, here I come!"

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