My elf is so mean

"Me! Your uncle!"

Zhou Yuan's first reaction when he heard this sentence was to curse him back.

"I am your uncle!"

are you crazy!

Inexplicable!

Zhou Yuan looked at this unfamiliar number and thought it was the kind of lunatic who calls randomly and curses at people.

"No, no, listen to me. Me! Your uncle!"

The other end still said the same thing.

"Whose uncle is it? I belong to your uncle!"

Zhou Yuan did not expect that the other party would dare to say it again.

The other end: "I am really your uncle! Have you forgotten?"

Zhou Yuan was surprised for a while. He didn't expect the other party to be so insistent. Could it be that he was really his uncle?

But when Zhou Yuan turned around, he realized that his grandfather had been dead for who knows how many years.

None of the brothers and sisters of the same generation in the family have ever seen him, so how could there be an additional uncle?

"I'm warning you, if you dare to take advantage of me again, I will definitely find you out!" Zhou Yuan said.

The other end quickly defended: "No, no, I am not your uncle, I am this uncle..."

"What's wrong with you? If you want to cheat money, I don't have any money."

Zhou Yuan is still very careful about phone scams.

"Besides, if you call me uncle like this, you might as well say that you are Qin Shihuang. Say that you are resurrected now and will need 300 yuan to prepare for the restoration of the country. If I give you the money now, you will make me a general in the future."

Zhou Yuan felt that this scammer was too uncreative. He used bad jokes like "I am your uncle" to defraud money, and he really didn't want to make progress.

If you don't know how to integrate with society, even a liar will fall behind.

"What? You actually know my destiny? Then you must have remembered me, right? Me, you, Uncle Qin!"

Zhou Yuan didn't bother to say another word to this liar, but he felt that the other person's voice was a little bit familiar.

"Uncle Qin? That Uncle Qin?" Zhou Yuan thought carefully and couldn't think of where he had heard this name.

"Me! Uncle Qin, the concierge!"

The other party's voice rose an octave, which suddenly brought Zhou Yuan back to the book... back to the elf center.

"It turns out it's you, Uncle Qin!"

Zhou Yuan finally remembered.

The other party is the gifted, old and strong Uncle Qin.

"Uncle Qin, your real name is Qin Shihuang?"

Uncle Qin: "Ang, my name is Qin Shihuang! What's wrong?"

"This name is so cool, no wonder..."

Zhou Yuan had many conjectures, thinking that Uncle Qin's extraordinary talent might have something to do with his name.

"By the way." Zhou Yuan then asked, "Why did you suddenly remember to call me?"

Zhou Yuan still respected Uncle Qin very much.

After all, he was the one who gave the Variety Monster to himself.

Only then did Zhou Yuan become what he is now.

"Ah, that's it." Uncle Qin was interrupted several times by Zhou Yuan, and he remembered the purpose of calling.

"Didn't I tell you before? When there are elves, I'll give you one."

Zhou Yuan thought about it and realized that there was indeed such a thing.

But didn’t you say at that time, wait until the next time the elves are sent?

Why so fast?

It hasn’t even been a year yet!

"Uncle Qin, isn't it time for delivery yet? Where did you get the elves?" Zhou Yuan asked doubtfully.

However, since Uncle Qin has given it as a gift, there is no need to tame another wild elf by myself.

I really can’t afford the ones sold in the market.

And Zhou Yuan felt that it was not worth the price.

Uncle Qin lowered his voice: "I won't be able to tell for a while, but this elf has some connections with the Variety Monster. Come and take a look at it sometime."

Zhou Yuan looked at Variety Monster suspiciously, and then nodded: "Okay, I'll probably go back tomorrow. After I go back, I'll find you as soon as possible."

"Okay, remember to find me."

After Uncle Qin informed him of the matter, he hung up the phone.

Zhou Yuan touched the smooth skin of the Variety Monster and asked it: "Did you give birth to a child when you were at the Elf Center?"

The Variety Monster trembled all over and immediately shook his head: "Mang Mang!"

"Then you have an old sweetheart over there?"

Variety Monster shook his head crazily: "Boundless, boundless..."

∑(っ°Д°;)っ

"Isn't it? So what do you know about me at the Elf Center?"

Variety monster:(;′`)

"Forget it if you can't remember. We'll find out when we go back tomorrow."

"vast……"

Day.

Zhou Yuan said goodbye to Dr. Oishi and took a car to the train station.

Dr. Oishi recently studied that recording every day until early in the morning, with basically no time to rest.

Zhou Yuan didn't want to trouble him too much, so he left by himself.

When Zhou Yuan got on the high-speed train back to Yunzhou, he looked back at the street scene of the Great Demon City.

"Shangmei, I will definitely come back!"

Zhou Yuan knew that there would be more opportunities in super first-tier cities like Shenchuan and Changzhou in Beijing.

Beijing, Changzhou and Shenchuan are too far from Zhejiang, but Shangmei is the closest.

If he wants to climb up, he can only put his feet on it.

Entering Fudan University and becoming a disciple of Dr. Dashi is the first step.

After you go back, you must review it carefully.

Zhou Yuan is not as confident in his cultural class as he is in the elf training class.

"Work hard! Come on!"

[Ding! The achievement "Work hard" is completed and rewards are being distributed. 】

[Earn 20 mission points, acting skills +70.]

Um?

Zhou Yuan did not expect that there would be rewards for increasing his acting skills.

This reward is good. In the future, picking up girls or deceiving women will be a magical skill.

In this way, Zhou Yuan and his elves embarked on their journey home.

The journey was uneventful, and when Zhou Yuan arrived at Yunzhou, it was already three-thirty in the afternoon.

However, Zhou Yuan was not in a hurry to go home and took a taxi to the Social Spirit Center near his home.

It's more important to watch the elves. My parents haven't gotten off work yet at this time.

Zhou Yuan got out of the car and looked at the undistinguished but clean Elf Center, feeling as if he had just arrived in this world.

[Ding! The achievement "Where Dreams Begin" is completed and rewards are being distributed. 】

[Get 200 mission points, charm +20.]

Zhou Yuan did not look at the reward. He stroked the wall here and was filled with emotions.

He's back again.

From not knowing anything about this strange yet familiar world, to now being somewhat famous.

Is this considered a homecoming for me?

Zhou Yuan went to see the security room next to the gate. This should be the place where Uncle Qin entered the battle overnight, right?

I can't believe that this small security room can actually accommodate...

It cannot be expanded, and a 404 will be issued if it is expanded again.

Zhou Yuan called Uncle Qin, hoping that the uncle was not fighting at the moment.

Soon, the call was connected.

The sounds of um um ah ah ah inside made Zhou Yuan's thoughts wander.

Fortunately, Bing Xin Jue calmed down Zhou Yuan.

"Just wait for me for a moment. I'll finish taking care of the things at hand and then I'll come out and take you there."

Zhou Yuan thought to himself, I'm afraid the matter at hand will take another hour and a half, right?