My elf is so mean

Zhou Yuan didn't quite believe what Uncle Qin said.

What does it mean to be strong but gentle? So you haven’t won a game in three years?

Shouldn't a very strong elf be able to kill him in one move?

Like the Variety Monster, it can move in seconds, and I have never seen it evenly matched.

This is called strong, right?

"Boy, look at you, don't you believe it?"

Uncle Qin saw the meaning in Zhou Yuan's eyes.

Zhou Yuan shrugged: "It's okay, sir, that's it."

"Wait a minute, young man, if I don't let you know the strength of this little fire monkey, I'm afraid you won't believe what I say."

Uncle Qin's temperament suddenly changed, making Zhou Yuan feel that he seemed to have many stories.

"uncle……"

Uncle Qin did not return to Zhou Yuan. He threw a banana at the little fire monkey and shouted: "Little fire monkey!"

The little fire monkey turned around, and his immediate reaction was to protect the Variety Monster from all sides.

"Gigi!"

The banana hit the little fire monkey on the head, knocking it unconscious.

"..."

Zhou Yuan was speechless.

"Uncle, is this what you call strong? You can't even avoid bananas?"

Uncle Qin hurriedly explained: "Well, it's because it hasn't seen all kinds of strange things for a long time, and it was so excited that it didn't calm down for a while."

Zhou Yuan didn't believe it at all now.

"Forget it, protect the Variety Monster immediately. Even if it's an elf that can't fight, I still want it."

After hearing Zhou Yuan's words, Uncle Qin breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's fine, that's fine, you can take it away. The little fire monkey must be very happy to be with the Variety Monster."

After the little fire monkey over there was knocked unconscious by a banana, the Variety Monster actually laughed on the sidelines.

Then, it peeled the banana and woke up the little fire monkey.

"Gigi!"

The little fire monkey didn't even open his eyes. He had already grabbed the banana with both hands, opened his mouth and swallowed the whole banana.

Seeing how the little fire monkey was eating, Zhou Yuan couldn't help but sigh: "Uncle Qin, did you give it to me because it was so edible?"

Uncle Qin scratched his head: "No matter where it is, I just think that only you can bring out its true power!"

After saying that, Uncle Qin turned to himself and whispered: "Only someone like you can take advantage of this little fire monkey who has been losing consecutive battles. It's hard to fool others!"

Zhou Yuan couldn't help but want to roll his eyes: "Uncle Qin, can you speak louder? I heard everything, okay?"

"Then..." Uncle Qin awkwardly dug out a three-bedroom apartment with his feet on the soles of his shoes. "It's your ever-changing big brother. You can't ignore it!"

Zhou Yuan went to see the Variety Monster, and it really smiled happily. The two elves had a great time playing with it.

For Zhou Yuan, it is good that the Variety Monster is happy.

"Okay, Uncle Qin, don't cheat people like this next time!"

Zhou Yuan gave his heartfelt advice: "It's easy to get beaten."

Uncle Qin patted Zhou Yuan on the shoulder: "Don't worry, next time something like this happens, I will only fool you!"

"Grass!"

…………

After Zhou Yuan went through the simple procedures at the elf center in the community, he officially adopted the little fire monkey.

"Thank you, thank you..." Uncle Qin shook Zhou Yuan's hand enthusiastically. He didn't know what to say in this situation, so he could only say welcome to visit next time.

Zhou Yuan raised his middle finger. Even if Uncle Qin cried and begged him to come and jump from here next time, he would never listen to Uncle Qin's deception again!

On the way home, the two elves, Variety Monster and Little Fire Monkey, kept chattering.

It seems that their relationship is really very good.

I heard from Uncle Qin that when they were being cultivated, this little fire monkey was the strongest among them.

When Zhou Yuan asked how strong it was, Uncle Qin's answer was that even ten Variety Monsters were no match for it.

But that was three years ago, and now...

Zhou Yuan feels that elves will become stronger. In the past, it was the Little Fire Monkey who was powerful, but now, it may be the Variety Monster that is powerful.

Regarding the performance of the Variety Monster in the back mountain, Zhou Yuan did not think that a little fire monkey who had been losing for three consecutive years would be better than the Variety Monster.

Besides, who said that raising elves has to mean you have to be strong?

Isn’t it cute?

Pikachu is so expensive and Eevee is so expensive on the market, isn’t it because they are cute?

Zhou Yuan took the elves home, and it was already past five o'clock in the afternoon.

At this time, Zhou Yuan's mother Chen Meiyu had already returned home.

She bought a lot of vegetables and was washing them hard.

"A-Yuan is back? Take a rest and mom will prepare something delicious for you."

Chen Meiyu wiped the sweat on her forehead with her sleeves and continued washing: "You must have not eaten well these days when you are out. Mom will make you your favorite pickled vegetables and fried bamboo shoots. Don't you know that bamboo shoots are now more expensive than meat?

…”

Zhou Yuan also went over to help, chatting with Chen Meili while choosing dishes.

"Mom, it's not that I like to eat fried bamboo shoots with pickles, it's that you only make this delicious dish."

"You kid, some are good to eat, but you dare to pick and choose? If you have the ability, you can do it yourself!"

"Mom, my good mother, the food you cook is the most delicious in the world!"

"Hmph! Glib!"

After Chen Meiyu washed the dishes, she looked back at Zhou Yuan and sighed: "Oh, being outside these days has made you hungry and thin."

Zhou Yuan has a sore nose. People outside only care about whether you fly high or not. Only your mother cares about whether you are tired from flying.

Seeing the trace of silver hair on Chen Meiyu's temples, Zhou Yuan's eyes turned red.

It turns out that my mother will also grow old one day.

Zhou Yuan secretly vowed to stand out and give his parents, who had worked hard for most of his life, a better life.

"Mom, I want to eat braised pork!"

Zhou Yuan blinked frantically, blinking away the tears in his eyes, and returned to his normal tone.

"You didn't know your mother couldn't burn this!"

Chen Meiyu rolled her eyes at Zhou Yuan. A housewife like her used to be satisfied as long as she had enough to eat. How could she still bother to study how to make delicious food?

If you have this little time, wouldn't it be better to pick some crops to earn money for your children to go to school?

"Hey, Mom, from now on I will marry a daughter-in-law who can cook and cook braised pork for you every day!"

"That's not okay. It's so expensive to eat meat every day! Besides, it's not healthy at all."

The mother and son chatted non-stop, and finally at seven o'clock in the evening, a table of meals was prepared.

When Zhou Yuan's father Zhou Youliang came back from get off work, the family of three and three elves started dinner time.

At the dinner table, Zhou Youliang kept telling Zhou Yuan not to be arrogant because of his current achievements.

Later, he said that he had saved some money now, and after Zhou Yuan graduated from university, he might be able to pay the down payment for a house here in Yunzhou, so that he could find a wife.

Zhou Yuan was moved in his heart, and he said seriously to his father: "Dad, if you stop working hard, I want to marry four wives."

At this time, Zhou Yuan was almost beaten to death by Zhou Youliang.

Chen Meiyu, on the other hand, stopped Zhou Youliang. She thought it was quite good to have four wives.

At the very least, there’s just enough room to play mahjong.