My elf is so mean
161. There are so many great gods, this year's assessment is too difficult (two in one)
In the following time, Zhou Yuan and the others could not find any other candidates.
"Could they all be hiding?" Huang Haibin looked around, searching for possible enemies.
Along the way, Zhou Yuan and his group searched for remote places. However, they still could not find any person or creature.
"It's hard to say." Zhou Yuanzhi frowned, "If they hide so well, we will be eliminated if we can't find them later."
In their hands now, no one has collected all the four tiles with the words "Heaven, Earth, Xuanhuang".
This was also intentional by Zhou Yuan, in order to prevent someone from not working hard after collecting it.
It's not that he is stingy, but he has to be so careful with things like this.
"It's getting late now, should we find a house to take a rest?" Huang Haibin suggested.
Zhou Yuan shook his head: "No, we have the signboards in our hands. It would be too dangerous to live in those houses. Those without the signboards might attack us late at night, making it even worse for us to rest."
"What should we do?"
Zhou Yuan turned around to look at the hills on the island.
He pointed to the mountain and said: "There is a cave up there. We can find a flat ground farther away to rest."
"Wonderful!" Huang Haibin snapped his fingers, "Others will think that there are people living in that cave, but they will never think that we live somewhere farther away."
"Um..." Zhou Yuan told the truth, "I just thought there might be supersonic bat poop in the cave. I heard that their poop is very smelly!"
"..." Huang Haibin was speechless. He did not expect such a result.
Zhou Yuan continued: "If we sleep at night, it is best to arrange a vigil and everyone takes turns.
Monitor, you will watch the first two hours, Abin, you will watch the next two hours, and Xiaoxi and I will watch the last four hours respectively.
In this way, everyone can be guaranteed to have six hours of sleep.”
"OK!"
No one had any objections, so the group walked towards the place pointed by Zhou Yuan.
On the way there, Zhou Yuan looked back from time to time.
"What's wrong? Someone is following us?" Huang Haibin's expression immediately became serious.
After all, it's too easy to get into trouble while sleeping if someone follows you to your resting place.
"No."
Zhou Yuan shook his head and lowered his voice and said: "I don't know if they have, but if they turn back and shout from time to time, they will not dare to continue chasing, or they will show up on their own initiative."
"What's the shout?"
Zhou Yuan raised his voice and shouted to the back: "Come out! I have seen you!"
Huang Haibin's eyes almost popped out of his head after hearing this, and he couldn't help but give Zhou Yuan a thumbs up.
"High, really high! A-Yuan, you are so awesome!"
"Hehe..." Zhou Yuan smiled sheepishly.
But before the laughter was over, someone actually came out from behind.
"I didn't expect that I would be discovered by you!"
More than ten people appeared from the lawn behind and from the trees nearby.
The leader was a middle-aged man who made his own rolls.
He picked up his nose and said with a sinister smile: "We have followed you all the way and know that you have a sign. And we..."
As they said that, they looked at each other.
"We don't have a signboard, so if you want to rob us, it's impossible. You can only say that beating us is a thankless task."
The group burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, I advise you, just obediently hand over the sign."
"That's right, you can't take anything away from us. Even if you win this time, we will still follow you. We won't be eliminated anyway. I'm disgusting with you!"
"When you meet us, you are really more disgusting than eating dog poop."
"Fuck, can you speak? Who are you talking about?"
Zhou Yuan looked around and saw that these people were all in their early thirties.
He looks like a gangster, and he is probably a street gangster.
Seeing that the four of them were so kind and easy to bully, they came here specifically to make them hateful.
These guys are really stupid.
Zhou Yuan clenched his fists. He was already planning to use his fists to deal with this group of people.
Anyway, it's not a foul if someone hits someone.
???
Zhou Yuan was thinking carefully, why is he becoming less and less like a trainer now?
The first reaction to the accident was to rely on one's own water flow instead of relying on the elves?
"Brothers, come on!"
"Hahaha, up up up up!"
They released their elves, and as expected, faces are born from the heart, and whatever kind of people raise the elves.
This group of people is basically all ugly elves such as sparrows, rock snakes, and tank skunks.
Zhou Yuan's legs were gathering strength. He had no intention of using elves to solve the problem, because this group of people had no word cards, and beating their elves would just be a waste of time.
Only by beating these people until they feel painful will they realize that they cannot afford to offend the people in front of them.
"Hey! It's a bit unethical for you adults to bully the senior high school candidates, isn't it?"
There was a sound coming from the sky, and a great bird glided over at low altitude.
A man wearing tight sports shorts that showed off his muscular body jumped down and stood in front of Zhou Yuan.
His thick eyebrows and big eyes are particularly attractive.
The thickly dressed eyebrows look like burnt sausages stuck on top.
"Brothers, wait!"
The leader recognized this muscular man with thick eyebrows.
"Is the person here Li Qikai?"
The muscular man with thick eyebrows grinned, revealing a row of sparkling white teeth.
"That's right! It's right down there!"
Li Qikai made a Wong Feihong gesture: "I don't understand what you are doing, and I am here to stop you!"
"Haha!" The leader didn't buy it, "Li Qikai, I know you. I was originally ranked first in last year's assessment. I heard that there was an emergency at home, so I gave up my place and went home.
But! Don’t think that because you were the number one last year, so many of us here will be afraid of you! Do you have to take care of this matter? "
Li Qikai nodded insistently: "Yes, I must take care of it!"
"Is it necessary to control it?"
"It must be controlled!"
"Not negotiable?"
"Not negotiable!"
"Okay. Then let me see the real chapter! Brothers, this person wants to stop us? Do you agree or not?" The leader didn't even turn his head and asked the people behind him because he knew the answers of these people.
"No!"
These people spoke in unison, and their voices were so loud that it shook the sky.
"Okay! Brothers, what should we do if this person wants to stop us?"
The men then shouted: "Then hit him first!"
The leader said to Li Qikai: "Did you hear that? There is nothing I can do about these brothers."
Li Qikai glanced at them: "Humph, stop talking nonsense and come directly!"
After that, Li Qikai threw a super ball and summoned his elf master Itachi.
Master Weasel is a Pokémon similar to Weasel. Its arms have two tufts of long hair, which looks like it is holding two long sleeves. It also has a long beard and a long tail, and its legs are opposite.
Relatively short.
And those ugly elves rushed over directly.
Li Qikai snapped his fingers and performed a simple set of martial arts boxing.
"Master Itachi, close combat!"
Master Itachi rushed into the enemy group and faced the incoming enemy troops with both hands.
It is just like a god of war, with eyes all over his body.
Those ugly elves can't even touch its body.
Before they attacked, it had already dodged. Moreover, it used its long arms to hammer the weak points of the elves.
Straight punches, whip kicks, elbow strikes, side kicks...
All kinds of kung fu are at your fingertips, and every time you move the minimum distance, you can severely damage the enemy.
“Oh da!”
Master Itachi shouted while beating.
It's just like the protagonist in a Kung Fu movie, untouched by bullets and bullets.
"I'll go!" Huang Haibin couldn't help but sigh, "This is too fierce!"
Zhou Yuan also didn't expect that there would be such a fierce person.
However, this should be the level that a trainer should achieve during the assessment.
"Master Itachi, turn back quickly!"
Master Weasel turned into a green light, slammed into the last ugly elf standing on the field, and then returned to the elf ball in Li Qikai's hand.
And the ugly elf fell to the ground in response.
"Get out of here!" Li Qikai scolded the group of people.
This group of people glared at him fiercely, but reluctantly took back their elves and left.
There is no way, they are too strong.
One elf hit more than a dozen of them, and it didn't seem like he was using his full strength.
How to fight this?
Leave first, and then find a way to regain the place later.
This group of people retreated unwillingly.
"What a handsome move!" Huang Haibin clapped.
That moment just now was really handsome.
Zhou Yuan also applauded: "Thank you for saving me."
Li Qikai turned around and smiled at Zhou Yuan: "When there is an injustice, draw your sword to help. This is what martial artists of our generation should do. I saw your posture just now, you are also a martial arts student, right?"
"Brother Li has very poisonous eyes! I did learn some karate." Zhou Yuan came up to greet them. After all, he helped them.
"Don't call me Brother Li, just call me Akai. We warriors are not so particular."
Zhou Yuan thought that this Li Qikai should be a rough guy. The rough here does not mean that his life is rough, but that he does not stick to trivial matters.
I don’t pay too much attention to interpersonal interactions.
"Okay, then I have to call you Brother Kai. Brother Kai, my name is Zhou Yuan, you can call me A Yuan."
When Zhou Yuan saw that the other person was older than him, he called him brother.
In today's society, only by being sweeter can you meet good people.
"This is my classmate." Zhou Yuan introduced Huang Haibin to Li Qikai.
Huang Haibin was not that kind of idiot. He took the initiative to introduce himself: "Brother Kai, my name is Huang Haibin. You can just call me Abin."
Xia Weiyun also came to recognize him: "My name is Xia Weiyun, and I am A Yuan's fiancée!"
With that said, Xia Weiyun will rely on Zhou Yuan to declare his sovereignty.
She has always paid attention to Zhou Yuan. Although she prevented many girls from contacting Zhou Yuan in high school, Xia Weiyun did not give up worrying about some sexy bitches coming to seduce Zhou Yuan.
Male students in high school are generally straight.
But the man in front of me is different. It can be seen at a glance that he has been struggling in society for several years.
With all his tendons, he looks like a gay man no matter how he looks.
This kind of person is too dangerous and we cannot let him get close to A Yuan.
Xia Weiyun first declared his sovereignty, and the subtext was to tell Li Qikai that Zhou Yuan was a straight man.
Li Qikai is also a straight man and cannot hear Xia Weiyun's subtext.
He rubbed his head and replied: "Ah, I didn't expect that you could get engaged in high school."
Zhou Yuan almost vomited. He didn't expect that this Li Qikai was so innocent.
Finally, there was Xiao Changxi. Because she didn't like to talk, Zhou Yuan introduced her.
"Brother Kai, this is my friend. Her name is Xiao Changxi. She prefers to be quiet and doesn't talk much."
Li Qikai just nodded. His interest at the moment was entirely in Zhou Yuan.
"Brother A-Yuan, you said you practice karate, which school is it? I have never competed with a karate practitioner, how about we give it a try?"
It can be seen that this Li Qikai is a martial arts fanatic.
Zhou Yuan complained in his heart: Goodbye then, my water flow can be too easy to hurt you.
This is true. With the Duan Shui Shui Kung Fu at the level of Senior Brother Duan Shui Shui, Zhou Yuan's martial arts can defeat many fighting elves.
If you fight someone again, isn't that bullying them?
"No, no," Zhou Yuan declined politely, "My sect rule of breaking the water is that no one is allowed to do anything except during the time of worship."
"oh!"
Li Qikai nodded and asked curiously: "Then when is the time to worship?"
Zhou Yuan looked up at the sky: "We cut off the water flow and only worship in June when it snows."
Li Qikai squinted his eyes, as if he remembered something.
"I understand, your Danshui Shui is a karate style from the southern hemisphere, right?"
Zhou Yuan didn't expect that people could help supplement it.
He replied in shock: "Yes, that's right."
Li Qikai rubbed his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I don't understand the rules and I almost embarrassed you, Brother A-Yuan."
"No no……"
Li Qikai was so sincere that Zhou Yuan was a little embarrassed to lie to him.
"Brother A-Yuan, could you please tell me what are the characteristics of Duan Shui Shui? So that I can see it and avoid your fellow disciples when I travel around the world in the future."
"Ah, there's no need for this. I should be the only successor of our Shushui River..."
The more Zhou Yuan and Li Qikai chatted, the more they became more and more speculative. They even talked about the place they had chosen before.
"Hahaha! Ayuan, you are really well-informed. I really fell in love with you at first sight. I wish I could have known you for a few years earlier."
Li Qikai now just wants to become brothers with different surnames from Zhou Yuan Shao Huang Zhi.
"Me too, Brother Kai, I just want to have sex with you!"
When Zhou Yuan spoke, he followed the same pattern and said what Li Qikai wanted to say first.
"Yes!" Li Qikai patted his thigh, "That's what I think! Come on, let's burn yellow paper and become brothers with different surnames."
As he said that, Li Qikai actually took out yellow paper and a lighter from his pocket, and was about to pull Zhou Yuan to swore a vow.
"Hey, Kai, have you finished playing house? We are going to report on the next exam."
Suddenly, someone came from above on a steel-armored crow.
Sitting there are a man and a woman.
The man is dressed in Hanfu and has long hair, looking like a senior member of the Hanfu club.
The woman is wearing a denim suit, which looks very punk, and her plane head with hollows on both sides looks even more punk.
"Uh...I'm sorry, A-Yuan, it seems I have to leave first."
After saying that, Li Qikai stood up and gave Zhou Yuan an apologetic look.
"My teammates Yu Yiqian and Jiang Xiaoyu came to pick me up. Now we have to hand in the collected cards and wait for the second half of the exam."
Li Qikai patted Zhou Yuan on the shoulder: "I heard that many monsters gathered in this assessment. It is the most difficult assessment in the past. We should all work hard!"
After saying that, he also sat on the steel armored crow, waved goodbye to Zhou Yuan and flew away.
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