My elf is so mean

"Okay, don't go so far. That's Mr. Shao Pengcheng's business, and we have nothing to do with it."

The old principal changed the topic back.

"Now, you just need to fill in your application with confidence."

Zhou Yuan shrugged and thought of something he was interested in again.

"Hey, no... Could it be that Mr. Shao Pengcheng just gave me benefits? What about the school?"

"Cough cough cough cough..."

The old principal coughed violently.

"Well, this matter is not interesting. Let's talk about this enrollment advertisement!"

The old principal's reaction probably brought him a lot of benefits.

"Principal, tell me?"

Zhou Yuan poked at the old principal.

The old principal reluctantly told Zhou Yuan: "Actually, our No. 11 Middle School has reached a cooperation with Fudan. Visiting professors from Fudan will come to teach here."

"I……"

Zhou Yuan swallowed the next words hard.

"Principal, you are so awesome! You directly revitalized our eleventh middle school! Be good!"

The old principal also felt that he was wise and powerful.

"That's right! You don't want to see who I am, Gao Yi?"

The two chatted for a while and then started talking about business.

"Where did you just say that?"

The old principal returned to his seat and sat down. He looked at the meat oil that had turned cold and solidified, and couldn't help but shake his head.

Pick up the lid and cover the pot, out of sight and out of mind.

Zhou Yuan quickly followed up: "Tell me about shooting an advertisement."

"That's right." The old principal nodded, "This advertisement will be filmed in the next few days. I have already contacted a good person. All I need is for you to show your face."

Zhou Yuan didn't care, he was confident that as long as his handsome face showed up, it would be the best recruitment advertisement.

"No problem, principal, just wait for the students to register for next school year and fill up the school!"

The old principal looked up to the sky and laughed: "Ah ha ha ha ha!"

The next day, the shooting plan for the commercial began.

Zhou Yuan got up early and was taken to a dressing room by the old principal.

"What? With a face like mine? I also need to put on makeup?" Zhou Yuan was confused when he arrived in the dressing room.

The makeup artist explained: "This is because there will be highlights during the shooting. If you don't wear makeup, the light will appear whiter. Then, I will take some shadows on your face to make your facial features more contoured."

To be honest, Zhou Yuan said he didn't understand.

"It means it can make me more handsome in front of the camera?" Zhou Yuan asked doubtfully.

The makeup artist snapped her fingers: "Yes!"

Zhou Yuan sat down obediently: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's get started!"

The makeup artist was speechless, she didn't expect this handsome guy to be so out-of-touch.

After putting on makeup, Zhou Yuan basically made him more handsome.

Give an example.

If Zhou Yuan, who was originally without makeup, had 100 points.

Now he has 110 points for answering the additional questions correctly.

Extremely handsome!

"Wow!"

The makeup artist was stunned.

As the top makeup artist in Yunzhou, she has also done makeup for many celebrities.

But this was the first time she had seen such a handsome man with makeup on.

"Handsome guy, can you add me on WeChat?"

The makeup artist blinked at Zhou Yuan.

Zhou Yuan smiled at her: "Sorry, I don't have WeChat."

After saying that, Zhou Yuan strode away.

It’s false that I don’t have WeChat, but it’s true that I don’t want to add her.

For no other reason than that her looks are not up to par.

It has not reached the level of appearance that could enter Zhou Yuan's fish pond.

Sorry, I can't add it.

Zhou Yuan came to the filming location and the director began to tell Zhou Yuan about the scene.

In fact, it is talking about how the entire advertisement was shot.

What I wanted to shoot were Zhou Yuan’s famous scenes.

The paper won a special prize, led the school team to win the team championship, won the championship in the national high school elf singles competition, and scored 729 points in the college entrance examination.

Of course, 25 points will be added at the end.

Go directly to the high score of 754 points.

Because this bonus point was obtained by Zhou Yuan himself through his own strength!

Zhou Yuan, on the other hand, had to perform several of these actions in front of the camera.

Lie on the table and write the paper, direct the team, hold the trophy, and point to the right while standing.

OK!

Zhou Yuan thought the entire commercial was stupid, but he was just a tool and basically followed the director's arrangements.

"Card!"

As soon as it started, the director started calling for jams.

Of course, the target of his call was not Zhou Yuan, but the nearby staff.

He felt that the whole scene didn't fit well.

The next few scenes were done at once, but the more Zhou Yuan took them, the more awkward they became.

With recruitment advertisements of this quality, can we really recruit students?

Zhou Yuan raised a big question mark.

never mind.

Zhou Yuan originally planned to go home directly after filming, since he had graduated anyway.

But when he felt that this commercial looked even more shitty, he felt a knot in his heart.

The more he thought about it, the more awkward he felt.

Zhou Yuan had already finished filming, but he still ran all the way back from downstairs.

no!

If he didn't change it, he would feel uncomfortable all over.

Moreover, he had just searched around the system.

I found a copy that was very suitable for this advertisement, and the reward was very high.

[I am XX, I speak for myself. I filmed and starred in an advertisement, and read out this classic slogan. Mission reward: 200 mission points, a confident smile. ]

[Confident smile: A confident man is the most attractive. This is the most perfect smile in the world, and any creature will be fascinated by it. 】

Rewards or not are secondary. I just want to contribute more to my alma mater.

"etc!"

Zhou Yuan shouted to the filming team who was about to complete the filming.

The people in the filming team stopped what they were doing and looked at him blankly.

Zhou Yuan immediately explained: "What, I have a better idea, why don't we change it? I'm telling you..."

Before Zhou Yuan had finished speaking, the people in the shooting team started packing their things.

They didn't bother to pay attention to Zhou Yuan at all.

Whether there are better ideas or not, they are all professionals and have seen too many cases where Party A thought their ideas were good and then asked for changes.

They kept revising and revising, and in the end they decided to use the original version.

Moreover, this time the person who said it wanted to change was not Party A!

It's just the students that Party A stuffed in to take pictures.

What good ideas can a student have?

Why not finish it immediately and go back to work overtime to cut out the commercial.

Staying here and competing with a student who doesn't understand anything is not a waste of time.

Zhou Yuan also didn't expect that his words would have no effect.

These people do whatever they are supposed to do.

Why is this different from the Internet?

Don’t these supporting characters listen unconditionally to what the protagonist says?

If it were in the past, Zhou Yuan would just turn around and leave.

But now...

The reward for that confident smile…

That is a magical tool for opening a harem!

When I smile, I will kill anyone of the opposite sex with my smile.

It’s so beautiful just thinking about it!

"Hey, hey, listen to me!" Zhou Yuan went to get the staff.

"Director, director, my idea must be very good. Listen to it, listen to it!"

"Principal! Principal, don't leave!"

Zhou Yuan didn't expect that no one was willing to listen to him.

Even the director said so.

"Leave professional things to professionals. Laymen always think that they have strong talents, but they just have a wrong understanding of themselves. I have seen many such people, and I did not listen to them.

Today’s achievement.”

Zhou Yuan knew now that he was completely gone.

Directors have said this, making it clear that they will not listen to outsiders.

"Yes, Zhou Yuan, let them do it." The old principal also advised Zhou Yuan.

Zhou Yuan originally thought that doing less would be better than doing more, but the reward was so delicious!

If I didn't have that reward, I would have gone home and played games a long time ago. Who cares how your photos were?

"No, principal! I really think that advertisement was very ordinary."

As soon as this statement came out, the director next to him immediately became angry.

"Ordinary? What a laugh! An underage student actually said that the advertisement I shot is ordinary? Have you ever read advertising copy? Do you know what storyboards are? Do you understand what the core of advertising is?"

Zhou Yuan shook his head blankly.

"You don't know anything at all, and you are still here saying that the commercial I shot is not good!" The director was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and he almost jumped up with excitement.

Zhou Yuan didn't think anything of it at first, but the director kept stirring up trouble, which made Zhou Yuan feel uncomfortable.

He immediately shouted back.

"I don't know what you mean, but that doesn't stop me from thinking that the advertisement is bad! Just like I don't know how to refrigerate, so can't I comment on the quality of the refrigerator?"

Zhou Yuan directly moved out of Zhihu's famous refrigerator theory used to deal with gangsters in the original world.

[Ding! The achievement "I can't comment on the refrigerator because I don't understand refrigeration" has been completed, and rewards are being distributed. 】

[Congratulations on getting 50 mission points, it won’t be a bad scam.]

…

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the director was speechless.

"Haha, I'm too lazy to tell you. Let me tell you, the idea you came up with is not a good idea at all. I promise, it is just a piece of shit!"

"You are shit, your whole family is shit!" Zhou Yuan shouted back.

"So, since you think my idea is not good, do you dare to make a bet with me?"

Zhou Yuan has no plans, this shooting team will help him shoot.

Now he plans to do it himself, isn’t it just about making videos?

Now that the short video industry is so developed, I don’t believe that I can’t shoot it myself?

Sure enough, after Zhou Yuan finished talking about the bet, he aroused the director's interest.

Sure enough, it is in the genes of Chinese people to like to bet with others.

"Okay! What do you want to bet on?" the director added, "But from the look on your face, I know there is nothing you can bet with me on."

Zhou Yuan was speechless.

He actually drew a lot of things in the system through lottery, but he couldn't take them out.

Looking at it this way, there really is nothing to bet with the director.

"But..." the director changed his voice, "I'll give you a chance. In this way, if you lose, you have to give my sister your WeChat ID and then go on a date with her for a day."

"Your sister?" Zhou Yuan looked at the director in confusion.

At this moment, the makeup artist who had done Zhou Yuan's makeup before appeared.

"She is my sister."

Zhou Yuan was stunned, so she didn’t take the photo for me because I didn’t give her my WeChat ID?

If I had known earlier, I would have given it to him at that time.

It won't cause so many troubles.

Zhou Yuan replied: "No problem, but if you lose, I will ask for the best camera in your team."

As for the camera, Zhou Yuan has already wanted it.

Because with a camera, I can pick up girls better.

Teacher Chen demonstrated this to Zhou Yuan.

If the photos had not been leaked, it is estimated that Teacher Chen could have taken more photos.

“It’s a deal!”

“It’s a deal!”

The two made an agreement, and Zhou Yuan turned around and left.

He now needs to find a shooting location, and obviously it won't work at home or anywhere outside.

Therefore, Zhou Yuan settled in Yunzhou No. 11 Middle School.

It happens to be an advertisement for school recruitment, only that is the most suitable place.

After deciding on the shooting location, the next step is the advertising words.

The original advertising slogan is not suitable for today's world, and Zhou Yuan needs to make some appropriate deletions.

After a while, this advertisement was published.

Zhou Yuan found a few videos of him in team competitions and singles competitions. The other parts were completely filmed by Yunzhou No. 11 Middle School or directly broadcast by mouth.

You only see my honor, but not my sweat. The picture is of Zhou Yuan writing a thesis.

You have your rules, and I have my choices; you deny my present, and I decide my future. It is accompanied by videos of team matches and singles matches.

You laugh at me for having nothing, and you continue. I pity you for always waiting. The video is a college entrance examination video found online.

You can despise my youth, I will prove whose era this is. The picture is of Zhou Yuan walking in Yunzhou No. 11.

Dreams are destined to be lonely journeys, and doubts and ridicules are inevitable along the way, but so what, even if you are bruised and bruised, you still have to live a beautiful life! The accompanying picture was taken by Zhou Yuan himself, showing him training his three elves.

I am Zhou Yuan, and I am the spokesperson for my alma mater. The accompanying picture is a close-up of Zhou Yuan’s face, and a close-up of the school badge of Yunzhou No. 11 Middle School.

In this way, a recruitment advertisement was simply produced by Zhou Yuan.

Zhou Yuan applied for a short video account in his own name.

After asking the old principal when their recruitment advertisement would be released, I learned that it would be released on various platforms at 8 o'clock tonight.

Zhou Yuan also set his advertising video at 8pm.

……………

At eight o'clock in the evening, various people had dinner at home, lying on the sofa or in bed, watching short videos on their mobile phones for entertainment.

A short video that looks like an advertisement, but is not an advertisement, begins to appear on everyone's mobile phones.

At first, they only watched it because of the actor’s good looks.

But the more they read, the more they felt that the advertisement was about them.

The more I listen, the less simple I feel.

yes!

Isn’t that what it is?

They are young people, in society, in school, and in their families.

Aren’t you just facing countless doubts?

Questioning your lack of ability, questioning why you don’t find a partner, questioning why you don’t get married or have children.

Question your learning, question your work, question your spirit.

They even question whether you went to bed early and whether you ate on time.

Your boss questioned that your workload was not enough and increased your workload.

Your parents question your lack of family values ​​and prevent you from going out to socialize with friends.

Your partner suspects you of cheating and keeps arguing with you.

No one can explain it to you, the only one who believes in you is yourself.

The young man's state of mind immediately fits this sentence.

They regarded this short video as a treasure and frantically forwarded it to their friends.

Just like that, it spread like wildfire, and Zhou Yuan's first short video started to go viral.

From the short video platform, it became popular on Weibo, and from Weibo to Moments.

When Zhou Yuan was in Struggle Canyon, this video went viral.