My elf is so mean

Huang Haibin felt that Zhou Yuan was pretending to be cool.

Make it seem like you can really win against yourself.

"Sister Mi Chun, use the freezing fist!"

Sister Mi Chun's hands were condensed with cold ice, and she was about to hit the Variety Monster with her wave.

"Hmph, Sister Mizui. The other person is my good brother, don't hurt his elf."

"Mipa~"

Huang Haibin wanted to pretend that he had not pretended before.

"Variety Monster, get out of the way!"

Zhou Yuan imitated the stupid thing and used one of his most powerful skills "Quickly Dodge".

As long as the stupid person shouts this sentence, his elf percentage will avoid the attack of the opponent's elf.

The Variety Monster quickly dodged Sister Mizui's freezing fist.

[Ding! The achievement "Quickly Dodge" is completed and rewards are being distributed. ]

[Obtain 40 mission points, one-time skill machine "Shadow Clone"]

Yo ho, you can complete the achievement mission this way.

This system is too simple.

Seeing that the Variety Monster easily dodged, Huang Haibin immediately commanded: "Sister Mi Chun, use Devil's Kiss!"

When the Variety Monster hears this, all the hairs on its body will stand up.

too disgusting.

How many days would you feel sick if you were kissed by Sister Mi Lun's move?

Zhou Yuan also thought so.

"All kinds of monsters, use the catch."

Huang Haibin couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "Hahaha, Zhou Yuan, it's true that you, a changeable monster like you, can't transform, what's the use of catching him?"

The classmates in the audience also had the same reaction.

"The Variety Monster is only useful when it transforms. If it can't transform and catch, it's not very powerful, right?"

"Look at Huang Haibin's Mi Lun sister. Although she is a bit ugly, the skills she has learned are all advanced skills. She really deserves to be the captain of the school team!"

"Zhou Yuan is going to lose now."

The more Xia Weiyun listened, the gloomier his face became.

She yelled: "What do you know? Zhou Yuan is already amazing if he can teach a versatile monster how to catch it."

Of course, even if Zhou Yuan farts, Xia Weiyun will think it smells good.

How could the person I loved so much fart?

Even if it has a smell, it must be the fragrant strawberry smell!

"Mang Mang!" (Okay, leave it to me!)

The Variety Monster uses a rubber pistol, the name of which was given to it by Zhou Yuan.

It also feels that calling this name is much more handsome than calling it "Zhao".

The Variety Monster's hand extended back more than ten meters, contracted and rebounded, and hit Sister Mi Chuan with the help of the reaction force.

Miss Mi Chun was knocked off the stage and hit the ground, losing her ability to fight.

This is because the Variety Monster had controlled its strength, otherwise it would have stretched back a hundred meters and punched Sister Mi Chuan to death.

"this……"

The students in the audience were stunned for a while, they couldn't believe what they were seeing was real.

"Oh my God! Am I dreaming?"

"Was that a capture just now? How could it be so powerful?"

"Is this really still a strange creature? Are you sure it's not a dream?"

"The Variety Monster defeated the main players of the school team just by grabbing it? Am I really reading that right?"

Chen Xiguan reacted immediately and announced the result of the battle.

"Sister Mi Chun loses her fighting ability, Zhou Yuan wins!"

Huang Haibin was stunned. After listening to Lao Chen's shouting, he ran to the audience.

"Mimi, are you okay?"

Mimi is the name of Miss Huang Haibin.

"Mipa..."

Sister Mi Chun woke up and screamed, then passed out again.

"rest assured."

Zhou Yuan came over and said, "I've asked the Variety Monster to keep his hand. It's just a temporary coma and he'll be fine in a while."

"vast!"

Variety Monster:(???)

Huang Haibin is also a veteran of elf battles, and he also knows that this is something that will inevitably happen in a battle.

After taking Sister Mizui back to the elf ball, Huang Haibin put his arm on Zhou Yuan's shoulder and said, "You are so awesome, A Yuan. I didn't expect that your Variety Monster could fight me back and forth with Sister Mizui."

After saying that, Huang Haibin secretly whispered into Zhou Yuan's ear: "Give me some face, please, brother."

Zhou Yuan was speechless and gave Huang Haibin a step down.

"Yes, if it hadn't been for your sister Mizui to fight one more time, I might have lost."

Huang Haibin secretly gave Zhou Yuan a thumbs up sign: "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, but a loss is a loss, and I have nothing to explain."

Chen Xiguan looked at Zhou Yuan in surprise, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Zhou Yuan, are you interested in joining the school team?"

Chen Xiguan extended an olive branch to Zhou Yuan on behalf of the school team.

Zhou Yuan knew that only by joining the school team could he participate in various competitions and add a lot of points to his college entrance examination results.

"Then thank you, Old Chen, for your recommendation."

Xia Weiyun's eyes were shining in the audience.

The person I like is really awesome.

…………

After school.

Chen Xiguan took Zhou Yuan to the school team training center.

The other members of the school team have already assembled, and Chen Xiguan is their coach.

"I have something to announce to you today. Zhou Yuan is the new main force of the school team. Please share with me."

Chen Xiguan naturally knew that every member of the school team was a thorn in his side.

If Zhou Yuan doesn't defeat them, they will make some dirty tricks behind his back.

Therefore, Chen Xiguan left after making the announcement, leaving time and space to this group of young people.

"Hello everyone." Zhou Yuan greeted friendly.

But after he said this greeting, the former members of the school team didn't like him at all.

"Houhou, Zhou Yuan, right? If you want to do scientific research, just do scientific research. Don't stretch your hands so long!"

"You still have the nerve to join the school team? Don't you think it's embarrassing? Do you know how to play elf battle?"

"If you ask Lao Chen to quit the school team of your own accord, we won't embarrass you."

"Haha, look at you, you are such a poor person. You can tell at a glance that you are receiving elves from the country for free. You came to the school team based on your strength and not your connections! Get out of here."

Huang Haibin, captain of the school team, remained silent and watched closely.

Classmate Liu Xiaoyu came over: "Abin, why don't you try to persuade them? If a fight breaks out, these guys from our school team are no match for Ayuan."

Huang Haibin smiled evilly: "It's just a fight, why should I be the only one making a fool of myself?

Let these guys have their nostrils in the sky, they are so arrogant that even I, the captain, are not convinced. Today, let A Yuan teach them a lesson."

Liu Xiaoyu gave a thumbs up: "High, really high."

After hearing what these people said, Zhou Yuan's face instantly darkened.

"Hey, you just say what you say, and your tone is so harsh, people who don't know would think you just finished talking about bullshit!"

"What did you say?"

Zhou Yuan was too lazy to pay attention to them: "Whether I came through the back door or not is none of your business, but whoever is still not convinced, we can practice."

"Hey, a newcomer dares to practice with us? Let me come, watch me KO you in one round!"

The one who came forward was one of the main players of the school team, his name was Jin Yang.

If Zhou Yuan really joins the school team as the main player, then some of his competition qualifications will be taken away from Zhou Yuan.

This is also the reason why he targeted Zhou Yuan.

"Then come on, it's useless just talking."

Zhou Yuan rubbed the Variety Monster, who looked at the group of people with hatred.

"Mang Mang!" (I'm angry!)

The Variety Monster jumped out, and Jin Yang also released his Elf Monkey Monster.

Huang Haibin likes to join in the fun and volunteers to be a referee.

"Game start!"

As soon as Huang Haibin finished speaking, the Variety Monster hit the flying monkey monster with a "rubber pistol" move, leaving Jin Yang with a confused look on his face.

Zhou Yuan looked at Jin Yang: "This is called a one-round KO! Boy, learn from it!"

Huang Haibin was yearning for it. If he was the one who said these words at this moment, how wonderful it would be!

In this world, there should be no more pretentious way of speaking than this, right?

Huang Haibin was still thinking like this, but Zhou Yuan had already given the answer.

"I want to hit ten!"

Zhou Yuan stretched out his finger and pointed at the remaining ten members of the school team.