My elf is so mean

Xia Weiyun still can't believe everything he saw before.

"Why? Why? Why..."

Xia Weiyun sat on the chair, looking at the mirror with unconscious eyes.

"It's the 139th time. What's wrong with Xiaoyun today?"

Sitting to the right of Xia Weiyun, a girl with thick ponytails tied with a large basket of black glasses said.

She is Xia Weiyun's roommate and a classmate. Her name is Jiang Chuche, as her name is, she is a very innocent girl who has never been in love.

However, she has the same preference as ordinary girls, which is to watch others fall in love.

Especially, it is her friend and roommate Xia Weiyun.

"Can't you? Your male god Zhou Yuan was taken aback by another girl?"

Jiang Chuche deliberately made fun of Xia Weiyun to scare the nominal class monitor in the class.

Since Xia Weiyun proposed to visit Zhou Yuan in class, she has been looking so blank.

It is something that anyone can guess. Xia Weiyun encountered something with Zhou Yuan.

As soon as Xia Weiyun heard Zhou Yuan's name, he immediately replied to Jiang Chuche: "Zhou Yuan is so outstanding, there must be many girls who like him! But it's okay, I was the only one who can marry him in the end. We have known each other since we were young, and I wanted to marry him the first time we met!"

As he said that, Xia Weiyun looked at Jiang Chuche very vigilantly and said, "What are you doing! Do you want to compete with me for A Yuan?"

Jiang Chuche was shocked by Xia Weiyun: "I'm so scared, Xiaoyun, I really don't feel anything about Zhou Yuan!"

Xia Weiyun nodded confidently: "That's good, but...even if you compete with me, you probably are not my opponent!"

After saying that, Xia Weiyun looked out the window fiercely and said gritting his teeth: "I didn't expect that Obasan actually wanted to do the trick that he had to get the moon first!"

After saying that, Xia Weiyun felt unsatisfied, so she took the tissue from the table and started to tear it up.

Jiang Chuche quickly grabbed Xia Weiyun's little hand: "Xiaoyun, don't be impulsive, what happened?"

Xia Weiyun then slowly talked about what happened in Zhou Yuan’s dormitory before.

then……

"A Yuan came back to school and the first girl he wanted to meet must be me!"

Xia Weiyun shouted and pushed open the unclosed door of Zhou Yuan’s dormitory.

When Zhou Yuan heard the sound, he felt something was wrong, but now his posture is not easy to change immediately.

"To die!"

Zhou Yuan had already made up his mind that the next step was the Shura Field.

Well, it’s not the first time, the Shura Field has come, I have experience.

"Ah? The squad leader is here?"

Zhou Yuan maintained his current movements and continued to eat the noodles under Xie Anxin.

"You...you...you..."

Xia Weiyun looked at Xie Anxin, who was sitting close to Zhou Yuan and eating a bowl of noodles together, and was so angry that her whole body was trembling.

"Isn't this a boy's dormitory? Why is there this girl?"

Xie Anxin had already heard the news. When she saw that it was Xia Weiyun, she immediately identified the girl as her rival through the woman's natural sixth sense.

Judging from what she said just now, she didn't know that she and Zhou Yuan lived in the same dormitory.

Since you are a rival in love, there is nothing to say.

Love is the battlefield. On the battlefield, being soft-hearted towards the enemy means being cruel to oneself.

Xie Anxin pretended not to see Xia Weiyun, and pressed Zhou Yuan tighter.

"Come on, A Yuan, eat noodles!"

Xie Anxin deliberately wanted to anger Xia Weiyun, so she picked up a chopstick noodles and sent them to Zhou Yuan's mouth.

Zhou Yuan had never seen such a scene. He was mentally prepared, but he still didn't expect that the war between women was so scary.

This is when I first met, I was full of murderous aura.

Originally, this was not something to do with Zhou Yuan, but the noodles next to his mouth were getting closer and closer, so Zhou Yuan should make a choice.

He looked at Xia Weiyun's darker and Xie Anxin's smiling face, and he didn't know whether he should eat this bite of noodles.

Zhou Yuan muttered in his heart: If I had known this, I wouldn't have said that I was hungry.

Previously, Zhou Yuan held the warm blue bra and hung it helplessly on Xie Anxin's room door.

In order to ease the atmosphere, I said that I had just come back and was a little hungry, so should I eat something together?

Xie Anxin opened the door, but the blush on her face still did not retreat.

"I'm a little hungry too, why don't I give you some food?"

Both of them are very pure people and do not think of this sentence very dirty.

Zhou Yuan thought to himself that he had never eaten food made by girls, so he might as well take advantage of this opportunity.

"Then I'll trouble you."

Behind it is the scene where the two sit together and eat noodles, Xia Weiyun breaks into the door.

Zhou Yuan swallowed his saliva wildly, and a lot of sweat came out of his forehead.

Every time at this time, the Bing Xin Art in his body is like a fake and fake, and has no effect at all.

Xia Weiyun's bulging face and Xie Anxin's smiling eyes narrowed, none of them was easy to mess with.

what to do?

Zhou Yuan was trembling in his heart. When he was having a headache, another sound came from outside the door.

"Are you back?"

While the sound was heard, Xia Weiyun and Xie Anxin both looked along the sound.

I saw Xiao Changxi with a expressionless face behind Xia Weiyun.

She saw Xia Weiyun and Xie Anxin staring at her, looking at Zhou Yuan blankly, her eyes looking for help.

Zhou Yuan made a quick decision, put down his chopsticks immediately, stood up and said, "Oh, why are you here? Come in, come in and sit in!"

While welcoming the two girls, he turned his head and explained to Xie Anxin: "These two are my classmates. I guess they are bringing me some things to use in class, right?"

Zhou Yuan took advantage of this opportunity to temporarily ask for the noodles crisis.

He welcomed Xia Weiyun and Xiao Changxi into the room, thinking that the crisis had eased.

But unexpectedly, Xia Weiyun started to provoke a war again when he said the first thing he said to him.

"A Yuan, why did she live with you? Does the school allow men and women to live together?" Xia Weiyun pointed at Xie Anxin and asked.

Xie Anxin is not a good-looking lamp. She replied with a smile: "This is a graduate apartment, and the school arranged for me to live with A Yuan. If you are dissatisfied, you can go to the principal!"

Xie Anxin's words expressed the status of the hostess, and his meaning was to tell Xia Weiyun that he could drive her away at any time.

Sure enough, as soon as this sentence came out, Xia Weiyun's momentum immediately subsided.

"Hmph! Graduate students are amazing! I will do the same in the future! Besides, it is too inconvenient for boys and girls to get along, so I'd better apply to the school!"

Xie An was worried that Xia Weiyun's words were not attached to Xia Weiyun. She deliberately wanted to anger Xia Weiyun.

"When you get to graduate school, A Yuan and I are living in the doctoral student apartment!"

Xia Weiyun was blocked by a word and almost recovered.

"Why? Why? Why..."

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