My elf is so mean

After the training, Zhou Yuan returned to the hotel with the Variety Monster and the Forest Lizard.

Along the way, the forest lizard was still holding his mobile phone and browsing short videos.

Seeing the forest lizard studying so hard, Zhou Yuan couldn't help but feel relieved.

This is called "Those who are more talented than you work harder than you."

Zhou Yuan looked at the various monsters next to him who only knew how to eat, and couldn't help but shake his head.

Look at people!

After all, you are also my initial elf, and you are not as sensible as any wild elf.

Um?

Are wild elves sensible?

Zhou Yuan suddenly remembered a popular saying on the Internet, "You are so sensible because no one loves you, right?".

Inexplicably sad.

yes.

When the forest lizard was still a wood gecko, it wandered around without a fixed abode.

He lived a life full of food and hunger, and was beaten and bullied by other elves from time to time.

Isn't it because it is so sensible because it does not have the protection of its relatives?

"Forest lizard, I won't let anyone or elves bully you anymore!"

Zhou Yuan rubbed the leaves on the forest lizard's head.

"laugh?"

The forest lizard looked at Zhou Yuan inexplicably, and his eyes suddenly turned red.

"fine."

After that, Zhou Yuan walked up to the Variety Monster and slapped the Variety Monster on the back.

"Eat, eat, eat, just know how to eat, you are almost turning into a pig!"

"vast?"

Variety Monster: Σ(-?_-??)

what happened?

The Variety Monster who was suddenly hit by Zhou Yuan had no idea why he was hit.

"Go take a shower!"

Zhou Yuan went to the bathroom to take a shower, and the two little ones started doing what they were doing.

"whee……"

The forest lizard watched the short video and nodded from time to time.

He looked like he suddenly realized something.

Suddenly, the video it drew changed its nature.

"laugh?"

On the screen, Gardevoir suddenly appeared in a bunny girl costume.

"whee!"

Forest lizard:(?д?)

Forest lizard:\(//?//)\

It wanted to cross out the video, but accidentally clicked on a heart.

"whee?"

The forest lizard tried to click the screen again, and another heart came out.

Click the screen crazily and show love crazily.

"whee!"

So that’s it, tapping the screen is love?

After playing enough, the forest lizard crossed out Gardevoir's bunny girl video. He originally wanted to continue watching the short kendo video, but he didn't expect that Gardevoir would pop up again.

This time, it’s JK Gardevoir.

"laugh?"

The forest lizard tilted its head, wondering why it wasn't a kendo video.

Keep paddling, stewardess Gardevoir.

Next, nurse costume Gardevoir.

I'll try again, OL Gardevoir.

If you don’t believe it, there is no short video of kendo, policewoman Gardevoir.

"whee……"

The forest lizard slowly watched in fascination.

Ah! This Gardevoir is so cute!

Love it, love it!??

The forest lizard has been fascinated by this internet celebrity named "Chanaido Girl".

I scrolled through this internet celebrity's video crazily, and the forest lizard was so angry that it burst out of its nose.

"whee……"

For every video of Gardevoir, the forest lizard will point out hearts like crazy???.

"call!"

Zhou Yuan came out of the bathroom wiping his hair.

"It feels so good to wash. Do you two want to take a shower?"

As soon as Zhou Yuan's voice came out, the forest lizard trembled all over.

It feels guilty and is ready to put the phone aside.

But the forest lizard was so big that Zhou Yuan could see every move it made.

"Forest lizard, you are a bit strange."

The forest lizard immediately stopped all movements, and cold sweat broke out on its head.

"What's wrong?"

Zhou Yuan walked over suspiciously.

"Gulu", the forest lizard couldn't help but swallow its saliva.

It secretly planned to hide the phone under the quilt, but was caught by Zhou Yuan.

"What are you hiding? Hand it over!"

"whee……"

The forest lizard drooped its head and had no choice but to take out the phone from the quilt.

"Just play with your phone. Is it necessary to be so sneaky? It's not like you're looking at something you shouldn't be looking at."

The forest lizard turned its head to the side and began to whistle.

This abnormal behavior made Zhou Yuan certain that the forest lizard had done something bad.

"What happened?"

Zhou Yuan reached for his cell phone.

The forest lizard reacted very quickly. It hooked its little paw and threw the phone into the sky.

"Variable monster!"

But Zhou Yuan also has a faster elf.

The Variety Monster swooped down, caught the phone, and handed it to Zhou Yuan. The first thing that caught his eye was Gardevoir in a swimsuit, winking in front of the camera.

"It turns out I was watching this..."

Zhou Yuan had a smile on his face that every man could understand.

"I didn't realize that you actually like this type of person."

Forest lizard:(//?//)

"Could it be that you are still a virgin now..."

When Zhou Yuan said this, he fell silent.

I won’t say it anymore, but I feel a little sad when I say it.

What's the use of being handsome?

Aren't you still a virgin?

Who are you to laugh at your own elf?

"well!"

For an instant, both Zhou Yuan and Forest Lizard sat on the ground in frustration, raising their heads and looking out the window at a 45-degree angle, exuding a touch of sadness.

"vast?"

Variety Monster looked at these two in confusion, wondering what the meaning of mating was.

The Variety Monster has seen too many of its kind, and it was originally as strong as a cow.

Then they were dragged away to mate, and finally became as thin as a bamboo pole.

Mating must be painful, right?

Otherwise, I wouldn’t be so thin!

It is precisely because of this that this Variety Monster refused to accept the fate of the Variety Monster and became a soulless stallion.

Day.

A touch of sadness still enveloped Zhou Yuan and Forest Lizard, and this situation did not change in any way on the playing field.

Wen Boming saw something was wrong with Zhou Yuan's state and thought he was scared.

"Hahaha, I originally thought that the person Dr. Oishi liked was so different! I didn't expect that he was also a coward."

Zhou Yuan, a black man with a question mark face, didn't understand what Wen Boming was talking about.

"Are you afraid that you will lose to me and lose Dr. Dashi's face?" Wen Boming thought he had guessed Zhou Yuan's heart.

"Don't worry, I will make you lose miserably! Let the world know that Dr. Dashi is not as good as my master Dr. Li Jiaqi in finding apprentices!"

The two people on the stage were captured very clearly on the big screen.

As soon as the audience saw it, they immediately saw that the two people were in different states.

On one side was a lifeless Zhou Yuan, who looked as if he hadn't slept well last night.

On the other side is the vigorous Wen Boming, with bright eyes and a full expression.

Make a decision!

The audience has always been a winner.

That is to say, whoever looks stronger will be yelled at.

Now, since it's Wen Boming who seems to have everything in mind.

So, naturally we have to side with Wen Boming.

"Wen Boming is actually a disciple of Dr. Li Jiaqi, no wonder he is so talented."

"I can see from yesterday's competition that this disciple of Li Jiaqi is very strong, at least better than Zhou Yuan!"

"Is it true? Wen Boming is actually the disciple of Dr. Li Jiaqi, who is as famous as Dr. Dashi?"

"Dong Dashi, Xi Jiaqi. These two giants in scientific research! I didn't expect that the masters have been fighting for their whole lives, and now it's their disciples' turn to fight!"

"Alas! Dr. Oishi has surpassed Dr. Li Jiaqi in scientific research, but unfortunately he is not as good as Dr. Li Jiaqi in recruiting disciples."