My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

"I was conceived in the second year after Mr. Bai got married. How did I get pregnant? Mr. Bai secretly got Mr. Bai drunk, took him to his room, and then gave birth to his wife. Medicine. So, they got me. Mr. Bai was confused and the second lady didn’t know, hahahaha..." Bai Shijun laughed.

Mr. Bai looked at Bai Shijun in horror, how did this child know? He wasn't even born at that time, so how could he know so much about it?

"Third Aunt, do you believe it or not, it took you four years of marriage before you and your husband were truly married?" Bai Shijun stopped laughing and looked at the third wife, Jiang.

Jiang didn't say anything. She didn't even know whether the man in her heart was Mr. Bai or Mr. Bai.

She remembered that she was very satisfied with her husband in the early days of her marriage. After giving birth to the child, she was sometimes satisfied and sometimes dissatisfied. She thought it was because of the child. She thought that all women lose their temper like this after giving birth. , will be angry for no reason.

"Grandma, everyone, think about it, over the years, has Mr. Bai been kinder to the children, or Mr. Bai has been kinder to the children?" Bai Shijun asked again without thinking.

"You want to say that you two brothers and the two sisters in the third room are your father's children?" the princess asked in a deep voice.

"Yes! It seems that grandma understands. Then let me explain the process again!" Bai Shijun seemed to get more energetic as he talked, "After my mother had me, Mr. Bai went to the third room all day long. It was just that Mr. Bai no longer had to sleep with my mother. As a result, after Mr. Bai had worked hard for a year, I was already one month old and there was still no movement in my third aunt's stomach. Unfortunately, Mr. Bai went to see the doctor again. Dead. Hahaha, the doctor is dead. The second master Bai thought that both brothers were cured! But the doctor was so angry that he went out and acted recklessly. "

"Did my grandmother, eldest aunt, fourth uncle, and Mr. Bai start going out to flower houses when I was half a year old? He used to just fight outside, play with cats and dogs, and cause trouble. After that, he started going to flower houses. Upstairs." Bai Shijun looked at Jiang again, "Third Aunt, did you think that it was because your stomach was not moving and the second wife had me that Third Master Bai disliked you and went out to do this?"

"Of course not." Bai Shijun didn't wait for them to answer, and answered himself, "The third master Bai really went out to play when I was two years old. The second master Bai didn't know where he found the news about the peasant girl who was the sweetheart of the third master Bai. He directly pretended to be Mr. Bai and deceived the person, and then did some unscrupulous things, causing the girl to die. After Mr. Bai learned the news, he drank to relieve his sorrow. , Mr. Bai said that he liked a certain kind of dress, and asked Mrs. Bai to dress up like that. Mrs. Bai thought that after giving birth to a child for two years, she could finally deepen her relationship with her husband. How could she not listen? Drunk Mr. Bai mistook the specially dressed Second Lady. Then, that night, my half-brother Shilin appeared. You think it's funny or not, the doctor said both brothers have problems. Why? One slept with so many women in three years but had no children, while the other only slept with a woman twice and then had children one after another!”