My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Lu Zheng found the wine jar, carried it over, and took out a fire pocket to light the fire.

"Second Uncle Gu, you come first!" Lu Zheng lit the fire and sat down, and handed his hand to Gu Shouxin next to him.

Gu Shouxin glanced at him, took it, raised his head, and took a big gulp without touching the mouth of the bottle.

"Here!" Gu Shouxin hadn't had such a refreshing drink for a long time, the spicy taste of the wine was very refreshing at this moment.

Lu Zheng imitated Gu Shouxin's posture and took a sip: "I often hear people say that men should drink heavily and eat meat. Drink the strongest wine and eat the best meat!"

"Tch, fifteen-year-old brat, what kind of man do you know?" Gu Shouxin glanced at him and said.

"In less than a month, I will be sixteen!" Lu Zheng said.

"I'm thirty-two, twice yours!" Gu Shou said.

"Hahahaha, that is, you are my uncle!" Lu Zheng laughed, took another sip of wine, and handed it to Gu Shouxin.

Gu Shouxin took it and took a sip: "Zhou Yuan, are you really planning to stay in Sanchakou Village to farm?"

Lu Zheng was taken aback, then smiled and said, "Of course, my uncle still has a lot of seeds, and I plan to plant them one by one."

"You are only fifteen years old, and you seem to be able to read and write. You don't plan to take the imperial examination?" Gu Shouxin asked.

"I don't have any plans at the moment. In the future, it depends on the situation! What about you, Uncle? Why are you planning to take the scientific examination all of a sudden?" Lu Zheng shook his head and asked.

Gu Shouxin smiled, but did not speak.

Lu Zheng didn't continue to ask.

The two of them took a sip each, finished the wine in a few strokes, fell down and fell asleep by the fire.

It was really exhausting, and there were two big cats. They had to rest before they could carry the big cat down the mountain.

Those who went to such great lengths to be beaten to death cannot be ignored here.

Moreover, seeing the big cat being beaten to death, the villagers felt more at ease. Of course, both of them had the same thought in their hearts. Gu Xin should not be afraid when seeing the big cat being beaten to death.

...

The next morning, when the Gu family found that Gu Shouxin was not at home, they guessed that he probably went into the mountain alone.

Gu Nian ran to the old house and called Grandma Gu, Uncle Gu Hui, and Uncle Gu to go into the mountains together to find someone.

After walking to the foot of the mountain, I saw two big cats walking up the path. Looking closer, it was Gu Shouxin and Lu Zheng who were carrying one.

Several people hurried forward, Gu Shouxin and Lu Zheng's clothes were ragged, their hair was messed up, and there was an unpleasant smell on their bodies.

"Second brother, Xiao Yuan, you two are really good! No, don't you only have one end? Why do you have two ends? I remember that I only met this end on my second child yesterday. How did you find the other end on your body, Xiao Yuan? ?" Uncle Gu asked in surprise.

"I thought one end too, but it turned out that the two ends were together when we arrived. Fortunately, the second uncle came last night, otherwise,..." Lu Zheng's voice was a little hoarse. After a hard night, he drank again and didn't drink any water. a mouthful.

"One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. Unless there is one male and one female, the second child and Xiao Yuan can get rid of the male and one female at once, and everyone will be at ease in the future! Mom, I'll go to Li Zheng's house and let him tell everyone about it. Don't worry about this news." Uncle Gu said in a good mood, and then ran to find Li Zheng.

"Second brother, Xiao Yuan, are you injured? Go to Xiao Yuan's house first and let Lao Xiao take a look." Grandma Gu frowned as she looked at the two of them.