My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

"Pfft! Uncle, what do you call this? Grandfather and grandson beans? Hahahaha..." Gu Nian laughed miserably.

Potatoes are called grandparents beans, the shredded potato meat is called grandparents pork ribs, the potato ribs are called grandparents ribs, mashed potatoes are called grandparents mud,...

Oops, can't think can't think.

"Hey, what are you laughing at, kid! I'm doing this for your own good! Think about it, if this stuff is delicious, and the yield is so high, and it's named Grandson Bean, people will ask, why? It’s called this? Then you and your grandfather are famous? Everyone in Dazhou must know you two! The gods in the sky knew it that day, and thought, hey, those two ordinary people are pretty good, with such a good reputation, Why don't we wait until they die and call them up to the sky to be Kitchen Gods?" Uncle Gu thought further and further.

Grandma Gu gave him a blank look: "Boss, get out! It's Chinese New Year, who are you cursing to death!"

Uncle Gu said aggrievedly: "Mother, what I said is that Dad and Nian Nian will be in the immortal class in the future! That's not death, it's attainment and immortality! How majestic!"

Grandma Gu picked up a potato, tossed it, and looked at Uncle Gu: "Should I get out?"

Uncle Gu scratched his head, and said stupidly: "Oh! I haven't hugged my little one today. Oh, my little Renren must miss his father! I'll go first!"

"Bah! What is this! Can I eat it? What does it taste like! Brother and sister, Nian Nian, what kind of poison are you planting? Oops, I'm going to see Aunt Xiao. If you eat this stuff, don't you eat it? !" After Uncle Gu left, Mrs. Zhang, who was cowering in front of the stove door, spat out angrily.

Everyone saw that she was still holding a potato that she had bitten into in her hand.

Raw potatoes, not cooked.

"Old man, is my Gu family missing your food or your drink? It's like I haven't eaten for 800 years. You starved to death and reincarnated!" Grandma Gu scolded angrily.

"Mom, that's how the sweet potatoes in the field are eaten! The radish can also be pulled up and eaten with a bite. Isn't that also coming out of the field! How can you blame me! It's not the strange thing that the second child planted. Things. Father, mother, let’s not eat it, really, what if it’s poisonous! Oops, I can’t do it, my stomach hurts, I must be poisoned, I’m going to find Aunt Xiao!” Zhang looked at Grandma Gu's expression was not right, she clutched her stomach and slipped away.

Both Cai Xiaolian and Gu Nian were speechless to Mrs. Zhang, they could eat raw potatoes.

"Grandpa and grandma, let me tell you in secret. In fact, we have already eaten this. Xinxin and I dug a few secretly. They were burned with fire. Parents also ate them. They are delicious. And they were eaten years ago. Yes, it is absolutely non-poisonous. So, don’t worry! But, don’t tell Granny Xiao and Zhou Yuan!” In order to reassure the old couple, Gu Nian made a fuss.

"You are not allowed to do this kind of thing in the future! Let the animals eat it first, and then you can eat it yourself! If there is something wrong with this thing, what should you do if you two sisters eat it rashly?" Grandma Gu said disapprovingly.

"Hey, I know grandma, I will feed the chickens at home first. Then we can do it, grandma?" Gu Nian laughed.

"Do it! I'll light a fire for you." Grandma Gu nodded.

So, Gu Nian peeled the skin, Grandpa Gu cleaned the meat, and Cai Xiaolian helped pick some side dishes.

Gu Nian didn't plan to cook the staple food for this meal, so she planned to replace the staple food with potato pancakes.