My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Uncle Gu became angrier as he spoke, walked out from the corridor, and walked up to Mrs. Zhang.

Mrs. Zhang blushed when Uncle Gu spoke on the phone.

"Daughter-in-law, don't think that you are a woman, you can make trouble for no reason! I can do it too! In our Gu family, men and women are the same! You slander me, you bully me! What did I say? You cut me with a knife! I mentioned Did the knife fight back?"

"You believe in the women in the next village, but you don't even believe in me! Do you really want me to go out to find women? That's fine! I'll just go out and look for them! Let me tell you, I won't look for the women in the next village, I'll look for those The kind who scolds fiercely, has high force value, looks better than you, and is gentle. When you scold me, she will scold you, and if you cut me, she will cut you! I will let you two fight each other! Got it?" Uncle Gu slowly snatched Zhang's kitchen knife over, and then quickly backed away.

He patted his little heart: I finally took the knife down, I'm afraid she would throw it towards me.

"Gu Shouren, you, how dare you!" Mrs. Zhang was dumbfounded by Uncle Gu's words, and wanted to cut at Uncle Gu, but found that he had no knife in his hand, and only had one hand on his hip and cursed with the other.

"I dare! As long as you still slander me and threaten me with a knife, I will go right away!" Uncle Gu said with a straight neck.

"You! You! You!" Mrs. Zhang pointed at Uncle Gu, speechless.

"I, me, me, what's wrong with me! Daughter-in-law, please be content with yourself! I am a good man in the world, I am in your way at a young age, you don't treat me well, and you often doubt me, are you interested? Do you really think that I am an honest person and will not do bad things? I am an upright person, and my parents taught me well! Let me tell you, I have been married to you for more than ten years, and I should not be disciplined by my parents Well, one day I will really become a scumbag, and that will be your fault!"

"My parents entrusted you with a handsome, gentle and positive gentleman, and after only a dozen years, you made him a scumbag. Be careful that my parents won't let you go!" Uncle Gu said eloquently.

"You! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Mrs. Zhang couldn't say no to Uncle Gu, so she knelt down and began to weep.

In the end, because she was too fat, she didn't squat down, so she sat down on the ground and hiccupped: "Hic."

Gu Hui covered her face, she couldn't figure out why her mother was doing this, she knew that she couldn't talk to her father every time, and she would end up in a mess every time, with this kung fu, learn from my second aunt, learn from her Aunt Xiaohuan, why don't you think about how to earn more money?

"Hahahaha...Daughter-in-law, look, I say you are fat, you say you are strong, and you always say that I bully you. I am not telling the truth!" Uncle Gu threw the kitchen knife aside and strode forward , to help Mrs. Zhang up.

Zhang's face was covered with tears and snot, and she looked at Uncle Gu: "You really didn't sleep with that Widow Liu?"

Uncle Gu held up Zhang Shi's hand with a look of disgust, and wiped Zhang Shi's face with Zhang Shi's sleeve: "I have forgotten what Widow Liu looks like. Although you don't look good in my heart, but How do I remember you! I can't even remember Widow Liu, which means that Widow Liu is so ugly that I don't even want to look at it, can I sleep with her?"

Mrs. Zhang pursed her lips, her words made sense, but she felt uncomfortable listening to them.

Uncle Gu continued: "You know me. Except for you, I don't like ugly things. I like good-looking things. God has already sent an ugly thing by my side. I have no reason to look for it. You're an ugly thing! Don't be angry!"

After finishing speaking, he wiped Zhang's face with Zhang's other sleeve.

Mrs. Zhang: "I'm not ugly! I'm lucky to have a baby. If you want to breastfeed your baby, eat more. When I was young, my figure was very wicker!"

Uncle Gu: "Yeah, we have a family of six, you and your youngest son are the ugliest!"

Zhang: "..."

Erfang Family: It feels like being fed a handful of delicious dog food by the couple!