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Weibo headlines!

"Master Xing: Do you call this flower fist embroidered legs?"

In the middle of the night.

The network exploded.

Huge photos on.

Xing Ye wears a peaked cap and has gray hair.

With round eyes, he looked at the girl in front of him incredulously.

The video clicks.

I saw Yan'er slap it down.

The table clattered and fell apart.

"Damn, this girl is absolutely amazing. "

"Fake, doesn't it make sense? But the girl is beautiful. "

"Upstairs stupid or not, will Xing Ye fake? I guess it's movie promotion. "

"You know a fart, this is real kung fu, Brother Yuan's little sister. "

"That's it, Tai Chi real skills, have you ever seen it?"

"I asked my sister if her hand hurts. "

"I feel sorry for the table. "

Netizens exploded.

Talk.

But soon, things don't take shape.

The headlines have changed.

"How high is Brother Yuan's martial arts!!".

"I am Brother Yuan's fan, Brother Yuan's first fan, I saw with my own eyes that Brother Yuan stomped his feet in the magic capital, and the volcano of the island country erupted, killing more than 100 million people. "

"I'm Brother Yuan's classmate, and I remember when I was a freshman, I sneaked out with Brother Yuan to drink. As a result, Brother Yuan's alcohol was too bad, so he drank it directly, and it rained sulfuric acid in the island country, killing hundreds of millions of people. "

"I'm a fan of Brother Yuan, the last time I was in the magic capital, Brother Yuan ate too many radish, and he was making cakes and he farted, the island country was earthquake, and he died..."

“... Brother Yuan and I were in urgent need of urine again, and we were in the field at that time. We pee farther than anyone.

I got my shoes wet, and Brother Yuan faced the sky directly.

Brother Yuan urinated for ten days and ten nights, and there was a big flood in the island country..."

"Brother Yuan sneezed that day, and as a result, a tornado appeared directly in the island country..."

"Upstairs, you're enough, if you continue like this, the island nation will be destroyed. "

"That's it, quickly contact Brother Yuan and receive the supernatural powers. "

"I just want to know where this headline came from, isn't it Yan'er's headline?"

"Haha, I haven't paid attention to it. "

"That's it, Brother Yuan is awesome. "

"Brother Yuan: I didn't do anything, why did I make headlines?".

"Brother Yuan: I've disappeared in a low-key manner, let me go. "

"Brother Yuan: Brother is not in the rivers and lakes, but the rivers and lakes are full of legends of my brother. "

There is a lot of discussion on the Internet.

Countless stars were dumbfounded.

They struggled to make headlines.

And you have to spend money on hot hands.

But what about Zhang Yuan?

Inexplicably, it landed directly on the headlines.

Is there any reason for this?

At this moment, many celebrities directly doubted their lives.

They suspect that Zhang Yuan is a star.

And they are ordinary people.

No wonder they think so.

Rather, since Zhang Yuan, the bastard, became famous.

The headline was just like the one he had at home.

Say it.

Not a little polite.

Zhang Yuan can do martial arts in the end.

Nobody cares.

Even, whether Yan'er can do martial arts or not, no one will investigate.

Most people think it's a coincidence.

After all, a slap slap tore the table apart.

It's incredible.

In fact, technology has evolved to this point.

Although everyone yearns for martial arts or something, they don't believe it.

As for those who practice martial arts, it is more for the sake of physical fitness.

But many so-called masters are not honest and make the national art disgraced.

This is also the fundamental reason why everyone is disgusted with national arts.

Early morning.

Get up.

After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Zhang Yuan put on his Confucian robe and walked out.

While walking, Zhang Yuan swiped his mobile phone.

As a result, his eyes suddenly widened.

"Why the hell am I making headlines again, what's going on?".

He hurriedly updated Weibo: Why are you making headlines again?

Netizen: "..."

Stars: "..."