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[Look, this man is crazy. After being bullied online, he started talking nonsense and said there were ghouls on Enceladus. ]

[This guy is so miserable. ]

[Internet violence harms people! ]

Su Yun'an's speech was so weird that all the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't help but doubt his mental state.

At this time, the audience is all thinking - he doesn't really have a mental problem, does he? Is it really possible that he was forced to become the kind of perverted murderer in the video?

"In order to adapt to the unique environment of Enceladus, the subterranean ghouls have evolved to withstand high and low temperatures, and can move quickly in water and soil. This is also the scariest thing about them - they can be like Bobbitt Like insects, they hide in the dirt and suddenly attack passing creatures.”

Su Yun'an said to himself: "This soil can be beaches, swamps, groves in seaside parks, or salt-alkali ponds in the Gobi Desert."

[Speechless, bro, do you write novels? Are you now taking the opportunity to promote the setting of your novel? ]

[It sounds quite scary...but it's a bit cliché. Monsters like this have been written poorly a long time ago, right? ]

[You are telling your x story. Do you think this is what everyone wants to see when they come to your live broadcast room? ]

It's a pity that the overwhelming barrage of complaints can't affect Su Yun'an's "nonsense" rhythm at all.

"So, how should we deal with such a dangerous underground ghoul?"

He clapped his hands, shined a flashlight on the wall at the top of the building, took out a piece of chalk and wrote on it.

"Careful friends should have noticed - yes, the locations I just mentioned are all near saltwater pools!

Because the underground ocean of Europa is very salty, subterranean ghouls live in a saltwater environment all year round and do not have the conditions to evolve the ability to adapt to fresh water. So the best way to avoid them is to stay in freshwater lake areas and dig freshwater moats near your residence.

A child's water gun can effectively kill them, but it needs to hit the face that is not protected by the carapace. In addition, setting up freshwater traps and artificial rainfall can effectively remove burrowing ghouls in the area and force them back to the coastline. "

After writing the words water gun, fresh water, swimming pool, and rainfall on the wall, Su Yun'an drew a rough appearance of a subterranean ghoul.

It was a long, six-legged creature with a body covered with cilia. Those cilia were the source of power for them to swim underground and in the ocean, and the six legs were their predatory weapons.

"The two scythes at the mouth, combined with the four sharp abdominal limbs, can pick up the prey immediately and poke a bloody hole in the prey's body.

For them, the most suitable size and most nutritious prey is humans. "

[Why did I come to this live broadcast room? ]

[Why does the anchor look like he is not telling a story, but as if he has seen it with his own eyes? Isn’t this description too detailed? ]

[Stop talking, I won't be able to sleep at night. ]

[What are you afraid of? The anchor brother said, that thing is on Enceladus. ]

[Since we are on Enceladus, why did the anchor mention the Earthlings’ strategies for dealing with them? The strategies sound like he's been through a war and he's recorded ways to deal with burrowing ghouls. ]

[Stop talking nonsense, he is a psychopath! Why do people still take it seriously? ]

[Admission! Put them all in the hospital! ]

"Okay, after talking about underground ghouls, I'll give you some simple and easy-to-remember astronomy science.

First of all, I will teach you how to identify the position of Polaris and the simple position of the iconic bright star. I hope you can record it carefully, so that even if the earth's magnetic pole changes and the compass and compass lose their function, you can roughly locate your own coordinates. "

[How can compasses and compasses become useless? ! ]

[Why should I care what happens after the earth’s magnetic poles change? Life is only a hundred years long, can I still catch up with the changes in the magnetic poles of the earth? ? ]

[Don’t jump to conclusions too early. The earth reverses its magnetic poles approximately every 200,000 years, and 780,000 years have passed since the last magnetic pole reversal. ]

[What's more, in the past 150 years, the earth's magnetic field has dropped by 10%-15%, which means that the earth may indeed have a magnetic pole reversal event at any time. ]

[What if the magnetic poles are reversed? Isn’t it just that the Antarctic becomes the North Pole, and the North Pole becomes the South Pole? ]

[It’s not that simple. The reversal of the magnetic pole will cause serious changes in geological activities, which will greatly change our current living environment. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as a huge change. Even if human beings will not become extinct, they will definitely suffer a wave of catastrophes. ]

[The more you talk, the scarier it becomes... And why are the anchors talking about this? Will something happen to the earth? ]

[Don't worry about him, he's just crazy. ]

Su Yun'an continued to explain for two hours, until he felt sleepy, and then he stopped.

"Okay, that's all for today. Tomorrow we'll talk about something less scary, a friendly fungus. get out of class is over!"

[ah? ? ]

[Is it over? What about the things we want to see? ? ]

[Clarification! Lianmai! Really good! ]

[You have been scolded like that, and you don’t even say a word to defend yourself? Are you not angry at all and don't care? ]

[Absolutely amazing! ]

[What kind of fairy is this? ]

Su Yun'an downloaded it as soon as he said it would be broadcast, regardless of the howling ghosts and wolves in the barrage.

Of course, although the attack power of dog parents and dog mothers is no different to him than scraping, Su Yun'an will not let those things slander him... It's just that he doesn't want to respond when he is doing business.

For such trivial matters, it is enough for me to occasionally post some solid evidence.

People with brains will understand it when they see the evidence, but people without brains will not listen no matter how they explain it.

Su Yunan calmly stopped broadcasting.

As everyone knows, it is precisely because of his calm attitude and all kinds of alarmist comments tonight that the incident has been pushed to a new climax!

[Methods to deal with burrowing ghouls. ]

[What should we do if the geomagnetic field reverses? ]

These two inexplicable topics have climbed to the top ten hot searches on major platforms.

It even attracted the attention of some well-known science bloggers.

Seeing the rumors spreading, these popular science bloggers couldn't sit still.

"Why do these bastards dare to make up any outrageous rumors these days?"

“If you incite panic like this, it’s us bloggers who refute the rumors who will die from exhaustion in the end…”

"There are no ghouls on Enceladus. No, I have to mention them in the new video."

Director Mao, who was about to go to bed, got up from the bed in despair and started editing the new issue of "Videos on Identifying Popular Creatures on the Internet".