My Girlfriend is a Wicked Girl

Xueli ate dinner very slowly, even though she liked the dishes made by Kitahara Hideji very much, she still ate very slowly, and it took 15 minutes to eat enough for two people. This eating speed is not bad for others, but it is a typical loss of appetite for her, and she obviously has something on her mind.

Hideji Kitahara actually knew how to deal with it. Yuuri felt that she had made a mistake and should be punished. At this time, she would kick her ass hard, pull her ears so long, or ask her to kneel with her hands up. When I was young, anyway, it would be the same as Dongmei's little radish head used to clean her up, and then she felt comfortable.

Xueli's heart is actually very childish, and children's minds are usually very simple. If you make a mistake and accept the punishment, you will feel that it is offset after you are punished. , A beating is a beating, and a punishment is a punishment. This does not prevent her from making the same mistake again—it is the same with children, so it is often said that corporal punishment is useless.

The thinking logic of children is very different from that of adults!

This is a bit difficult to understand, but the fact is that it should be regarded as something in the field of child psychology application, but Hideji Kitahara thinks that the current emergency response is not bad, it can be regarded as helping Yuri to adjust the psychological state, so he looked at Yuri's fat butt several times, hesitating Whether to give her a kick, but there is still one problem...he can't be that cruel.

Not everyone is winter beautiful, that damn carrot head is really ruthless! It is said that if you beat the younger sisters to crawl all over the ground, you can really beat the younger sisters to crawl all over the ground. Kitahara Hideji is obviously not that kind of material.

If the enemy can say that he has become fierce and thoughtful and there are no after-effects, it is no problem to cut off the head with a knife, but if he scolds Xueli severely and hit her twice by the way, he feels very uncomfortable in his heart.

This is also a bit difficult to understand, probably related to his childhood fantasies of lack of love - he fantasized about having a warm family, so if he wants to use violence against his family, it feels like destroying the perfect family in his fantasies, which is very contradictory psychology.

It can only be said that human nature is always a mystery.

"What are you looking at?" Suzuki Naoki of course followed Xueli to rub the Beiyuan brand Xiaozao. She has always been shameless, and she is very comfortable with enjoying privileges. No, she wants to take the sweet spot, and distribute the rest to her subordinates.

The three of them sat in a row eating, mainly for the convenience of taking care of Yuri, Suzuki Noki naturally noticed that Hideji Kitahara was always squinting behind Yuri - seven times in 15 minutes, if she couldn't find it again, she would be considered blind I finally couldn't help but ask.

Kitahara Hideji was distracted, and then he reacted after a while: "Um... what did you say?"

He is still engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, and playing in the snow is a challenge for him—he will have a child in the future, he will definitely be a good father, and he will definitely put reason as the first priority, and he will never be angry again Will hit the child.

Children can't beat them anymore, and it's even more impossible to beat their wives. It is impossible to beat a wife, and it is even more difficult to beat a girlfriend.

He didn't hear what Suzuki Noki was saying at all, but Suzuki Noki gave him a half-smile look: "It's nothing, the food tastes really good."

Are you looking at ass? This kid really likes girls with big butts. For example, short winter melons have no advantages, they are short and small, but with that small waist, their butts are extra big and good-looking. As a result, they entered the list of girlfriends.

Yuri's figure is an enlarged version of Fuyumi, and her butt is also very fat, so he can't help but keep looking at it, right?

That's how it should be!

Xiazhi Xiasha's two little ones haven't started to develop yet, but they look good in shape and have great potential. In the future, their figure should be like Yuli, so this kid usually treats them well, and often agrees to their unreasonable demands .

Sure enough, the butt is the most important thing? Is there any evidence to the contrary? By the way, Chuncai is a washboard, and I feel that this kid treats her normally, and the two sides talk the least, which should be regarded as counter-proof!

Suzuki Noki fell into the conjecture of the "butt theorem" for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible-don't ignore the details, sometimes the details determine success or failure!

"Thank you, it just suits your taste." Hideji Kitahara didn't care about compliments. He listened to it every day when he opened the store, and it wasn't fresh, and he didn't dislike Suzuki Noki's rice. A sick cat can eat at most two or two meters a meal.

After Suzuki Noki glanced at him, he couldn't help but glance at Yuuri's butt, and put his hands on it to touch it, it felt soft and slightly elastic.

Is this the inheritance of Fuzawa's mother? I feel that apart from Haruna, the other four sisters are all similar in figure, the difference is the big and small, so they are given special treatment?

As long as I have such a butt, it is estimated that the winning rate can be increased by 50%, right?

Suzuki Noki's eyes lit up as he rubbed, feeling as if he had discovered the ultimate truth, but Yuuri raised his head in confusion and asked, "Nanoki, what are you doing?"

What do you want to do by touching my ass while eating? Do you have dinner?

"Yueli, your butt is so big!" Suzuki Noki was still pinching, dignified and didn't care - a girl pinching a girl is not considered a hooligan, that kid from Kitahara can't fart even if he pinches it, it's okay !

Xueli nodded silently: "I know, I'm the shape of a bee, with big breasts, thin waist and fat ass, my sister always blames me for being too perverted!" Then she lowered her head and started eating again, "But I think it's a good thing, big breasts and milk volume Well, a big ass can give birth to sons, I will give birth to ten in the future!"

Hideji Kitahara ate in silence. This was a private conversation between girls and girlfriends. It would be better for him to pretend he didn't hear it, but ten? In the future, there will be a total of eleven idiots from big to small... It feels better to start a business early, the burden on the family is heavy!

Suzuki Noki also withdrew his hand, and compared his own with the feel of the hand, and was suddenly horrified - no comparison, I don't know, this comparison... I don't have it?

No wonder this kid never looks me in the eye, no wonder he doesn't like me at all!

Is it really because of this? !

The more she thought about it, the more frightened she became. Did she lose at the starting line? She touched her "pelvis" again, and couldn't help asking Kitahara Hideji for confirmation: "Master Kitahara, what do you think of Yuuri's figure?"

Kitahara Hideji glanced at her, and said honestly, "Very good, full of energy."

Xueli's figure is big where it should be big, and thin where it should be slender. The devil's figure is her, impeccable, but recently her butt has indeed gained a lot of weight.

"What about me?" This sentence is the key point, Suzuki Noki looked forward to it.

Kitahara Hideji didn't even look at her this time, and said casually: "Don't worry about things you don't have, your strengths don't lie in that."

Although Suzuki Noki often brags that she has a supermodel figure, she is actually just a matchstick, and there is no concept of having a figure at all.

He felt that what he said was very euphemistic, and if there is, there is, and if there is no, there is no, everyone is so familiar, there is no point in being polite to each other, but Suzuki Noki felt that his hair was going to stand on end, and after holding back for a long time, he pushed the bowl away , Qi said: "I won't eat!"

So insulting!

Xueli poked her head to look at her bowl, then looked at her thin arms and legs, shook her head and said, "Naixi, you can't do this, you can only grow strong if you eat more...wasting food is not good, you will be thundered." I killed it, let me eat it for you!"

She often sleeps with Suzuki Noki, drinks a bottle of water together during training, and doesn't think she is dirty, picks up the small bowl of rice and pours it into her mouth, and then drinks Suzuki Noki's soup in one gulp Jin, sighed: "I have no appetite today, I can't swallow the food, if it's stuck in my neck, I won't eat."

Suzuki Noki was stunned, I haven't finished eating yet, the blind man apologized and coaxed me, I still want to continue eating!

Kitahara Hideji glanced at Yukiri's dinner plate, and found that there was not even a single grain of rice left, which seemed to be a good thing, but Yukiri's expression was still gloomy, obviously lost the cheerfulness of eating in the past, and seemed to be still in guilt.

But what should be explained to Xueli has already been said, and it is meaningless to repeat it now - he can't just press Xueli and beat him up, he can only let Xueli go back to the room.

In fact, apart from not being able to bear to fight, he also has another worry.

After all, he is not Dongmei, Dongmei's elder sister is like a mother, if she hits Xueli, Xueli has no desire to resist at all, but he only has the name of a boyfriend, if he scolds and hits twice, what if Xueli fights back?

Although according to Xueli's character, there is a 99.99% possibility that he will not fight back and will only hug his head and beg for mercy, but he can't afford that 0.01% possibility - he is not sure about holding Xueli now.

Yuli went back to his room to rest. He piled up the dishes, and when he was about to leave, he glanced at Suzuki Noki, who was holding his head and holding his breath, and asked strangely, "Aren't you leaving? Why is that expression? Are you feeling unwell?" This guy stood under the sun for three hours today, is this a slight heat stroke? I really didn't eat much just now, is it nausea?

Suzuki Noki glanced at him, got up and left, and said angrily, "I'm not feeling well, my butt hurts!"

Kitahara Hideji originally wanted to help her check her physical condition, but seeing that she was still walking steadily, she looked at her skirt again, but couldn't find where her butt was. She thought it might be because the duck had been sitting for a long time, and her buttocks were not fleshy enough to make her bones hurt. , it shouldn't be a big deal, so I let her go.

He went back to his room, replied to Yoko's email, thanked her for her support, and replied to Dongmei's email, saying that everything is fine here, then massaged his right arm, and applied some blood-activating agent The ointment of blood stasis can enhance the speed of Qi and blood circulation-now his body is actually quite strong, but as long as the human body has relatively fragile parts, he is no exception. This continuous high-intensity and high-load pitching has brought great pressure to his joints. came a great burden.

And now there is no such cheap thing as a regional competition that can be saved for a week before participating, and the main competition schedule is still quite tight. He can rest for four days for the first round, only two days for the second round, even less for the third round, and only one day for the fourth round, and then one day a day until the final match - not eliminated Under the circumstances, and this is the revised competition system, it used to be that the quarterfinals were played in four games in one day, but it was finally changed to two days for the quarterfinals because several pitchers were abolished.

With such a tight schedule, if you don't take good care of it, you may not be able to persist.

After applying the ointment, he flipped through the reference book for more than an hour, then flipped through miscellaneous books to change his mind, and read more than a dozen pages of the reference book—closed management during the game, and everyone was locked in this small hotel , each person has a room, and he doesn't want to go to the lobby to chat with others, so he can only read a book here to pass the time.

He used studying as entertainment, and sent an email to Xueli at ten o'clock in the evening, and then waited for a while while flipping through the book, picked up his mobile phone to check, and found that Xueli hadn't replied.

He wasn't surprised either, Xueli's cell phone was considered a half-decoration, she only used it when she needed to find someone, and usually left it aside.

After all, he was a little worried. He wanted to see if Xueli was happy again. After thinking about it, he went to the kitchen and planned to make some supper for Xueli, but he opened the refrigerator door and recalled Xueli's fat butt ——Compared with a year and a half ago, Xueli is indeed a bit fatter, although now the fat seems to be concentrated on the rabbit and butt, but this is a sign!

It is impossible for the rabbit and the butt to be infinitely large. What Dongmei said still makes sense. Xueli should really go on a diet, otherwise there will be no problem in growing into a 300-jin fat man in the future.

So if you want Yuri to eat happily, you can't eat too much, it seems that there is no solution, but this is not difficult for a top chef like Kitahara Hideji.

He took an egg out of the refrigerator, plated it in his hand, and put the yolk in the middle by feeling, then quick-frozen for five minutes, and then carefully peeled off the eggshell, and the frozen raw egg that was basically solidified appeared. In front of his eyes - the egg yolk can be faintly seen through the translucency, which is quite cute.

Then he picked up the knife and cut the lovely frozen raw egg, and his knife skills were naturally quite good, and he cut out five thin slices with egg yolks.

The next step is to fry the eggs, put some oil on the pan, and five small fried eggs come out of the pan in a blink of an eye. He adjusted the seasoning slightly, and drew a smiling face with ketchup - it should be no problem to fool Xueli like this, she thought she ate five eggs, but in fact there was only one, at most she thought the fried egg was relatively small.

It's impossible for her brain to distinguish this egg. That's why a fool-type girlfriend is so good and easy to coax!

Hideji Kitahara was very satisfied, and baked a few slices of pure grain multi-grain bread, which still baked a smiling face. This kind of food rich in dietary fiber is not easy to gain weight, and it can also stimulate the stomach wall to produce a feeling of fullness, and it is easy to pull out. It is suitable for snow, and it is even better with some fresh vegetables.

He finished the special full stomach and weight loss set meal, and carefully arranged the plate to form a lot of visual effects, so he rushed to feed his girlfriend, and knocked on the door of Xueli's room, but there was no response, so he knocked again , still no response.

He hesitated for a moment, and twisted the doorknob, but the door opened directly, but there was no one in the room, only the windows were wide open, and the curtains squeaked in the night wind, trembling like a seductive goblin.

What about people?

Hideji Kitahara was slightly taken aback, but she didn't think that Yuri would do something like "run away from home". Usually, this kind of situation would happen when she was forced to study, and it would not be too much to hurt someone.

He went to the window and looked around, thinking that she probably forgot to close the window, so he was going to close it for her before going to her—maybe in Suzuki Noki's room?

But just as he was about to close the window, he heard Xueli's voice from above: "Xiuji, don't close the window, I'm going down later."

Hearing the sound, Hideji Kitahara leaned halfway out of the window, looked up, and found that Yuuri was sitting cross-legged on the roof above his head, and asked strangely, "What are you doing there, Yuuri?"

"I'm thinking!

"Thinking?" Hideji Kitahara was really surprised this time, that thing uses brains, do you have it?

"Yes, Shuji, I was wondering... am I a monster?"